This forum is on the brink of death..

[Starchaser107]

oke,
here's the thing abt. texas, i'm not sure yet if i'll be able to make it, but i wanna... if it works out that i get to go, it would be cool if we could get some studio time done as well.
_______________________________________________

i got your pm, however i couldn't reply because your inbox is full.
however , i'll save the back and forthing and tell you the answer is "no" to what you asked i can't/dunno how to do that. sorry, wish i could help out.

[CaptinPickAxe]

well, ****it, Chase!!!

What the hell do I pay you for?:p

[Starchaser107]

...all the sexy asian imports i bring to you that you can't find anywhere else...?

hmnn
maybe when i grow up

[CaptinPickAxe]

yeah...you do get the best Sexy Asian Imports...keep up the good work...but don't get too comfortable...I'm starting up a Sultry Spanish Delivery.

[Starchaser107]

are we talking sweet sultry sexy spanish chicas from like the motherland of Spain...u know madrid and all that good stuff..or are we talking bout generally hispanic babes from like florida and mexico and cuba and stuff...

[norther practitioner]

SC107,


I'm sure we'll have space for you in the room if you choose to go.

[Kristoffer]

No room can fit the universal mind of Starchaser107



night' yall

[Vash]

I'd love to go, but if I ain't competing, or getting thrown around at a seminar or something, all I'll manage to do is sit around and b.tch about not doing anything. That's why I don't hang around for the adult classes for karate. I'm ****y like that.

[Starchaser107]

wake up , tired little sleepy board, wake up

come and play in the moonlight.

[quiet man]

Originally posted by Vash
Shuai Chiao . . .

How do you pronounce that? I'm thinking: "Shoe Eye Chi Ow."

Actually, "Shoe Eye Chi Ow" is an adequate description of my last touch-sparring match. :D

[Starchaser107]

CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- Government and industry experts warned late Thursday of a mysterious, large-scale Internet attack against thousands of popular Web sites. The virus-like infection tries to implant hacker software onto the computers of all Web site visitors.

Industry experts and the Homeland Security Department were studying the infection to determine how it spreads across Web sites and find adequate defenses against it.

"Users should be aware that any Web site, even those that may be trusted by the user, may be affected by this activity and thus contain potentially malicious code," the government warned in one Internet alert.

The mysterious infection appeared to target at least one recent version of software by Microsoft Corp. to operate Web sites, called its Internet Information Server, popular among businesses and organizations.

A spokesman for Microsoft declined to comment immediately.

Experts said the attack's effects were unusually broad but weren't substantially interfering with Internet traffic.

"While this is significant, it has no impact on the operation of the Internet," said Marcus Sachs, who helps run the industry's Internet Storm Center in Bethesda, Maryland.

Experts urgently recommended consumers and corporate employees to update the antivirus software on their computers, since the latest versions can immunize visitors to infected Web sites.

The infected Web sites attempt to implant on visitors' computers hacker software that allows others to use their computers to surreptitiously route Internet spam e-mails.

[Meat Shake]

I wish I had the names and addresses of every hacker to **** with my pc...
Needless to say Id go on a road trip.

[Vash]

I'm booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eed.

[Ming Yue]

A spokesman for Microsoft declined to comment immediately

the security breach was described as a "known but not patched" flaw in Internet Explorer software.

These are called exploits by software manufacturers. Microsoft does a huge amount of information mining from its users through these exploits. Nothing illegal, it's all in the user agreements that nobody reads. :)

So Microsoft OS and browsers will never be hack proof, by thier own design.

[Vash]

Thank God I use Opera.

I'm thinking of switching to Linux. I have a four year old Pentium 3 with 127 MBs of Ram. Would it be a good idea?

BTW, the SNESx9 Emulator Roxors, especially when you can Play Avengers: War of the Infinity Gems on it.

More to come.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I use zSnes to play old school, japanese RPGs. I can't stand new games (except GTA) for more than a day.

[Vash]

I like the NeoRagex Neo Geo Emulator. I've got a thing for the Art of Fighting, King of Fighters, and all the other fighters they have.

And Metal Slug is great.

[Meat Shake]

I listen to R. Kelly and capitalize on beautiful ass.

[Vash]

Isn't R. Kelly the dude that made the sex tape with a 15 year old?

[Vash]

"First I'm gonna Pee Pee, then I'm gonna Poo Poo . . .

**** on you girl . . ."

Dave Chappelle

[Kristoffer]

.......................:mad:

[Vash]

que es el problemo?

[Kristoffer]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/euro_2004/3831335.stm

[Vash]

Oh yeah, I saw that earlier.

I also heard teh iraqi soccer team made the olympics.

[Kristoffer]

It was soooo close.. really good game, it could have gone either way.
edit: Now I'm rooting for Greece to win. That would be great if they did.

Iraq made it? Good for them. I'm looking forward to seeing Japan play again too..

[CaptinPickAxe]

The Captin Says:
"...I love Austin girls..."

[Vash]

. . . can't imagine why :eek: :D ;)

Well, had my hypnotism session done this morning, round 11:00. By 10pm tonight, I was able to touch my chest to my friggin knee. Sure, it was uncomfortable, and a bit painful, but it didn't hurt, as in, "oh ****, I just hurt myself" kinda hurt, but a "****, I haven't moved like this in 15 months and 6 days" kinda hurt.

My flexibility is completely gone. And I'm going to have to take it super slow for a while so I don't hurt my chest, but the fact is, I can move again. I doubt it'll be much longer before I can do some actual working out. So long as I don't do anything stupid, like, say, fight, I'll be fine. Hell, I can drive my truck like a normal human being.

God rulz. And Jesus had abs.

[Starchaser107]

tekken five will be released my children in 2005
go now and feed

[Starchaser107]

here's the link

http://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken5/index_e.html

o' and cool to be quoted

[Starchaser107]

Are you guys okay :)

[Vash]

I'm surviving. My legs are a little sore since today was the first day I've stretched in over a year :eek: My chest is hanging in there, though. No worries with it.

My back hurts like a *****, mostly from having to adjust my posture from the pregnant lady walk I'd become accustomed to.

Tekken 5 looks to be the shiznit. I wonder what Kazuya is doing in this next one.

[Starchaser107]

whatever it is , it's probably not ethical.

[Vash]

Well I certainly hope not.

[Starchaser107]

I'm gonna be p1ssed if heihachi is really dead

[CaptinPickAxe]

I just hope they bring Eddie Gordo back...I wasn't diggin' the Capoeira chick...

[CaptinPickAxe]

and why the hell is everyone so *****y on the main forum?

I'm gonna investigate who was the culprit in peeing in everybodies cheerios...

[Vash]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
I'm gonna be p1ssed if heihachi is really dead

Kazuya was dead for a little bit, too. He got over it.

The main board is very stressed. Notice, however, the JKD board, and it's tendency to relax . . . ;)

[Vash]

Yall, I'm sleepy.

I'm starting karate again next week, and going to start doing isolated lifts the week after.

Slow and steady from now on.

ps, here's a pic of the capo chick from tekken five.

[Starchaser107]

maybe it was just an off beat day,
tommorrow is a brand new day
peace.

[norther practitioner]

That Tekken looks sick...

The last mortal kombat was actually not too bad either.

[Vash]

There's a new Mortal Kombat (http://www.mortalkombat.midway.com/) coming soon.

Looks good.

Tekken still p0\^/n5 j00.

[chen zhen]

Tekken 5:)

[norther practitioner]

Word

[Vash]

Got a SportTech (or some Walmart brand) cue last night. cost me 15. Tag said it was two-piece. It ain't. But, it looks good, nice grip, only a 20 ounce, though. I'm debating whether to go to karate tonight or hit the pool hall. :eek:

[Starchaser107]

pool is stupid

everyone knows the best games are when you sink the stick inside the hole:p

at least they have the bending over part right:eek:

[norther practitioner]

Chaser, your trip is coming up...

What are you going to compete in at the Orlando tourney?

My boy and his wife aren't going to make it either, they just had to put there dog down, she got real sick and they had to spend all there extra cash on vet and euthenasia (sp?).

[Starchaser107]

trad empty hand : Long Fist & Eagle Claw
Trad weapons : Single & Dbl. Broadsword
San Shou & 24 form Taiji

I think I read that Oso's not going again either...
mnn.
I guess I see u in denver
wish me luck

Peace I have a long day of travelling tommorrow.

[CaptinPickAxe]

what up, ora.
I've been busy with the scratching, producing a hip hop album, and lookin' for work.

Good luck at the tournament in Orlando, SC107

[Starchaser107]

thanks,
goodnight.
until we meet again

[norther practitioner]

Good luck bro..

We can work on that 24 form when you get up here, I got some flava worked in now, thats really fun, and Christophe is been working us on it... that and the 32 sword form.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Dude, I've been called 'ghetto' about 15 times in the last week...

[Kristoffer]

How Rude

[CaptinPickAxe]

What's everyone doing for the 4th of July?
I'm gonna go to the Frio river, hopefully. There is a 10 keg, all day, all nighter going on out at my homies land.

Too bad its gonna be a cockfest:( :mad:

Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm going to eat the best Mexican food in San Antonio...LAS CARRETAS!!!

[Kristoffer]

no celebration around here so I am gonna scour the travel agents

eeo is this a real fish or what? I found it searching my old band/clan name n found this weird lake with the same name.

http://www.anglinglinesholidays.com/lakes/boux/boux.htm

[CaptinPickAxe]

I suspect I will be banned soon... I drink too much and don't put enough input into the convo....**** it...I don't give two drops of monkey ****.

[Starchaser107]

yow,
I got totally robbed and raped in forms yesterday..especially in the eagle claw division...

i wish i had footage...anyway the crowd dug it... i dunno what the officials motivation was but it wasnt pure, anyway , i don't really give a fugg.
today is sanshou , either i win or get ktfo at least i cant get cheated in that division.

[Starchaser107]

oh, and i didn't do tai chi, decided not to.

[quiet man]

Sorry to hear about you getting robbed, chase. That really sucks a$$...
I'm not going to tell you about 'moral victory' or some other nonsense like that... when you get cheated, there's nothing 'moral' about that.



That's why I don't like MA (or any other sport) where the 'impression' - and not the score - decides the outcome.

[Starchaser107]

as for san shou

i recieved a first place medal for being the only person in my division...
this does nothing for me,
but after being robbed yesterday i don't give a fugg.
peace

[Kristoffer]

http://members.lycos.co.uk/davidart/temp/lamour.asf

it's love

[CaptinPickAxe]

Chase, It sucks to hear that your day didn't go as planned. It also sucks to hear that you placed gold because you were the only dude in you weight class...(sort of). Come down to Taiji Legacy and try again.


I'm tryin' to get some ass tonight so excuse the shortness.


Also, Happy 4th, mother****ers!

[CaptinPickAxe]

****.



Last night went from tryin' to get some ass into a scene straight out of a Soap Opera right into a scene from soft porn...


I feel like an *******, ****, and nice guy all at the same time.

:confused:

[Vash]

Nothing, sorry.

Well, I'm officially training again! I do karate all this week, then get back into lifting next week! My abs are sooooo weak, I shake when I'm doing a crunch, but I'm no longer injured!!!!!!!

I'll post pics of my out-of-shape ass (not my ass literally, my ass figuratively), my planned diet, and general training regimen in my training blog in the Training forum in the next few days.

God, I went from 140lbs at the test, to 191 pounds of lazy lard-ass. I've never been overweight. EVER. Just another bit of motiviation to eat, train, and live smart, I suppose.

Haha! I am Whole again! Huzzah!

God rulz.

[Starchaser107]

God does rule, way to go Vash.
Cap, I'm not sure what to say to you...

but I'm in colorado.
np i give u a holla soon. i got in yesterday.

[norther practitioner]

Sweet...

still got my #?

or just email, or pm, we'll meet up where ever is most convienent for you....

Christophe is real psyched you are in town too.

Yo, Terra-cotta warriors (looks sorta beijing operaish) is in town, I'm thinking I'll go see it this week before my new hours start (which by the way, are 8 pm to 6am).

[Starchaser107]

np
yeah i got both your numbers, so you're on the night shift now..egads. i'm looking forward to linking up with you guys too.

[norther practitioner]

Use the 4911 #...

We're at the park on Wednesday afternoon/night. We're having a going away thing for one of the students (she's moving to Hawaii) and we'll do some practicing too.. Saturday at noon is the next class after that.

[Vash]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
God does rule, way to go Vash.

Thanks.

CPA; You hafta be more vague, I could almost get what was going on. ;)

[quiet man]

That's right, I have completed my university education. I am now a graduated Satan's minio... err, lawyer.

:cool:

A few days of part-A, and then some job-hunting.

[Starchaser107]

whaaaa..
big up
congrats my man.

[Starchaser107]

Hello

[Starchaser107]

http://www.ethnicitymodels.com/Comps/Debra&JoyceComp.htm

http://www.gocovergirls.com/

[CaptinPickAxe]

CPA; You hafta be more vague, I could almost get what was going on

****, I knew I shoulda phrased it in New Speak.:D

[Vash]

Indeed.

Big Brother is watching you.

As well as Creepy Cousin.

[CaptinPickAxe]

well, check it.

This Sheila's frien was lookin' mighty fit and hooked it up with the digits. Me went to her stomping grounds to pay her a visit and ended up nobbin'. This didn't sit well with sheila number one and she called me a skank...She tried to make me go all Blind Date and choose between the two...Me said "Ell, No!" and now she hates me more. Da original sheila was a minger and psyco at that...So she was x-out, proper like.

[Starchaser107]

you'z a ho
(ho)
you'z a ho
(ho)
you'z a ho, I sed dat u'z a hoooooo

u doin ho activities
wit ho tendencies
ho'z are ur frenz
hoz are your enemies......

[CaptinPickAxe]

:D

[Ming Yue]

I read this thread all the time, thought I'd better contribute. :)

SC, that's rough about your competition. I've been a few situations where I was the only competitor in my class, (happens a lot for women) and it's no fun having nobody to play with. I predict Taiji Legacy will be your revenge.

Vash - I had all faith that you'd beat the crap outta that injury. Congrats. Be careful with yourself. I bet it feels sweet to train again.


__________________________________
Tonight was sparring. I hold my own generally against the guys, but tonight I got schooled by sifu. I was closing for what I thought was going to be a pretty clean takedown, and I got NAILED - bloody nose, fat upper lip, saw stars, the works. Sifu had me sit out the rest of class. The oldest lessons are the ones that hurt the most when you're reminded of them.

I love kung fu.
:D

[Vash]

Originally posted by Ming Yue
Vash - I had all faith that you'd beat the crap outta that injury. Congrats. Be careful with yourself. I bet it feels sweet to train again.

Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. I have to admit, I was losing hope for a while, but my faith, family, and friends helped pull me through. Mad props to you, and to every other ORA regular. All good people, most of whom I'll hopefully get a chance to meet.

And yes, it feels hella good to train. I actually did some fugging crunches today. Plus, did some bodyweight good mornings, stretching, PT on my elbow, knees, and went through a form. I actually feel good. Just need to get to the chiropractor to get this back taken care of. Turns out, walking like a pregnant chick for a year isn't good for you :eek: :D

Again, thanks ot the ORA. I'm gonna try my best to get to Tai Ji Legacy next year. Gonna spend the rest of my time this year getting back in shape, getting my certificat6ion finalized, and making sure I get a decent GPA at school.

I want some orange juice.

[Starchaser107]

orange juice sounds like the right idea, i want some too.

[CaptinPickAxe]

orange juice?


Acid?

...that is all...

[Starchaser107]

originally posted by Chen Zhen :
________________________________
"Dun be Hatin'"


...that is all

[CaptinPickAxe]

Every now and then...a person outgrows a past nickname. I think yesterday I outgrew Kyle "SifuBeats" J*******. I was having a conversation about my upcoming relocation, the upcoming Album, and a pending release party/show. I realized that my name "SifuBeats" has some miles on it. So if you will join me in the end of the past and help me to usher in a new period in my life...Help me welcome "Sunspot Jonez"...Yes, I know. Its a little farfetched, but you will come to relate the name with quality music, a good message, and *****ES!!!!HAHAHAHAHahahahah

[Starchaser107]

crack is wack

[Kristoffer]

white is alrite

[Starchaser107]

once you go black u never go back

[Vash]

CPA:

. . . no comment :eek: :D

Dayum. We did about an hours worth of Bo work in class last night. My shoulders, bi's, tri's, and back are killing me today.

I love it. Start lifting Monday.

[Kristoffer]

sccchhhhtick a hoe with the bo

[Starchaser107]

once it pops a girl can't stop

[Kristoffer]

'swallow my load''-Mode
it's sweet n sour
cram it down your throat for an hour

[Vash]

. . . I wish I could flow :( :eek: :D

[Kristoffer]

I wanna love you and treat you right;
I wanna love you every day and every night:
We'll be together with a roof right over our heads;
We'll share the shelter of my single bed;
We'll share the same room, yeah! - for Jah provide the bread.
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
I wanna know - wanna know - wanna know now!
I got to know - got to know - got to know now!

[Starchaser107]

sounds like somebody just got some:cool:

[Kristoffer]

:D

[Starchaser107]

now daz whut i'm tawkin abt

[Vash]

. . . I just got back from an intense karate training session . . . a solo session . . . like everything else I do ;) :eek: :(

[Starchaser107]

unhand that monkey.

[Vash]

The monkey is bad. He must be punished.

[Starchaser107]

this aint no petting zoo.
should i call jeff corwin to handle the situation professionally?

[Vash]

Nah, that's aight.

However, the ladies Kobe Tai and Jenna Jameson would be a great help ;)

Seriously though, it's good to be in trianing again. I'm hitting the gym early, 'bout 9am, figger I'll work till noon or so. Some other students are stopping by, too.

As a cool aside, one of the guys dropping by tomorrow was at class last night, working on the heavy bag. Dude hit it with a right vertical punch, broke the bag off the chain. Sure, he's 6'+, around 220, but still, dayum.

[chen zhen]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
originally posted by Chen Zhen :
________________________________
"Dun be Hatin'"


...that is all

:D

http://omegawebhosting.com/phenom/hunting/hs/MillianMelB/Album/ChristinaMilian.htm

[chen zhen]

nuthin but a she thang baabaay

[chen zhen]

still g-a-y

[chen zhen]

oh, and say hello to super-producer scott storch:D:

[chen zhen]

whats everyone up to btw, i lost touch.. and the weather here is as crappy as ever, its summer vacation, but it feels more like a fall vacation.
worst summer since 1987:eek:

[Kristoffer]

shoo Niko

the weather sux. rain. some guy had plane tickets but lost them, so now I'm lookin for a cheap trip to anywhere. otherwise I just train and bein a bum outside all day

hows the producing goin?

[chen zhen]

its not really going anywhere, i havent found a program for it yet.

sucks about the weather in sweden too, but i think its like that in all of europe. feels good that im not alone with it:)

[Kristoffer]

I remember last year.. much better weather

[Vash]

Weather's a tad bit cooler than Hell (but only by about 3 degrees fahrenheit). But, don't bother me much, since I'm training again! :D

Get to start lifting monday. Gonna be sore for the next two weeks, I figure.

I like this whole "training" thing. Looking forward to starting at the Gym as an actual trainer. Probably be in about 3 or so weeks.

[Kristoffer]

Vash describe your Karate routines, please. Like, what do you emphazize? techniques?

[Vash]

I suppose the are used to train the same things as most forms in martial arts: techniques, power generation, stances, footwork, strategic ideas, etc.

Right now, I'm trying to emphasize correct stances, technical execution, and most importantly body mechanics, since I'm getting back into the game. In a few weeks, I'll begin to include power generation, applications, things like that.

One of my favorite things to do is take a sequence from one of the sets, and free spar using only the techniques in that sequence. I find I can more easily find the applications that way, as opposed to having someone demonstrate them for/on me.

[Vash]

i'm sleepy. get to go lift weights for the first time since june 14, 2003 tomorrow!!!!!

[Starchaser107]

haha,
I've always wanted to try out various martial arts , including karate tkd and jj , some ppl claim that it will mess up your body mechanics and screw with your flow in kung fu, but , i don't know how true this is. didn't jackie chan mess around with other martial arts as well?
sigh...
purists.

[chen zhen]

^yeah he did, he has trained northern shaolin, wing chun, bak mei, tkd, karate, hapkido, boxing.. he has studied a lot.

and it worked for him..movie wise:D

[Starchaser107]

:D
he may not be the best of the best, but
i wouldnt fuc k with him

[Kristoffer]

I'd take him :D

Hey Vash it's great that your back in the biz, keep it up



I came across this f'd up book today. It's about Hit Men, and is apparantly banned in US. Wickid stuff, now I wanna do a Leon style movie.
chek it: http://ftp.die.net/mirror/hitman/

[Vash]

Hell yes, I'm gonna do it smart this time.

A book not made for the US? I must have it!

*turns on printer*

[Starchaser107]

...kris

u r scary


i'm reading it now :eek:

[Starchaser107]

What if :
If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee, what would you do?
Here is one analysis:
1. The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe.
2. The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
3. The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
4. The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect.
5. The Israeli:
* Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
* Screams that his security is in peril.
* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee.
* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks
with weapons of mass insects.
* Relates this vicious attack to Islamic Terrorism, Attacks on Human Rights,
Anti- Semites, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the discrimination against
Noah's Ark.
* Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or
landing in coffee cups.
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and
electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in
his way.
* Imposes more military aid on the American.
* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup
of coffee.
* Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.

:p

[Kristoffer]

I remember reading pieces of it before, it's pretty well written. I think the original is 600 pages though.


chase - lol

[Starchaser107]

cap u gonna go to arlington 4 legacy?

ur pm box is full.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Yessir.
My PM box is clean.
Are planning to make a cameo?

[Starchaser107]

being the transient being that I am...

[Starchaser107]

I'll be the dude in the yellow trenchcoat and the pink furry flip flops with a parrot on my shoulder...
and i'll have a big rope chain with a medallion that says P.I.M.P.
just so u know me...

but seriously though,
I think we should be able to recognize each other...do you think?

I'll be in white jammies.

[norther practitioner]

I'll be in white jammies as well.... short hair, usually some scruff, bugging Gene for some free SWAG. Also, rocking a chain whip, but mine will be real platinum, with a huge dimond G as the pendant/end section.

[Kristoffer]

take pictures

[Starchaser107]

definately

[Vash]

Oka, I was at the gym this morning. Dude walks into the gym wearing a ****ing lifting belt. I've seen this guy, not only at this gym, and he's always wearing the belt. And that ****y ****ing smile. Dude does a few sets of BB shrugs, shakes his arms, and yells "good lift, good lift."

Please note, he's wearing the belt for ****ing shrugs.

Me, I never wear a lifting belt. Ever. The only thing I wear is a jock strap and some lifting gloves. And I only wear the gloves because my hands sweat like I'm greasing up for a night of self-loving. And the gym doesn't have a bucket of chalk, so that suxors.

At least my memberships free and all since I help teach karate.

My low back hurts like a mufuka. Since I'm running around more without shoes on, and I wear a heal lift in one shoe (it's huge. More a boot-thing than an insert ;) ). Gonna hafta get some MA training shoes from MAM.com and stick an insert in one of them.

Is it wrong to hate a man, to really understand what it is to want to dance on someone's grave and **** on his headstone? I think it is. But, I hate anyway. Gotta have something to get you up in the morning, I guess.

Had a good day, good workout, but chiro's office was full as a mufuka, so no chance of getting in before 5, and conflict with the object of my most obscene and horrible hatred have made me want to be in a bad mood.

I refuse. It's a day, ******, one God made, and I'll be ****ed if I'm going to let it be of waste.

Time for karate.

[Starchaser107]

what are "shrugs"

[Vash]

Holding up a weight and lifting it with your traps by raising your shoulders, as if to say, "I dunno."

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'll be the dude in the the old urine yellow suit with sh!t brown and vomit green plaid print. I'll be wearing a gum wrapper on my teeth to imitate 'bling-bling' and have a clock hanging from my neck. I'll top it with a fishing hat and a pair of bowling shoes. I'll also be holding a "Free Booze for Me!" sign.

[Starchaser107]

guess we'll be avoiding you then

[norther practitioner]

Just keep a blunt behind your ear.. we'll figure it out.

[Starchaser107]

Sunspot Jonez

i guess u were serious :p

[Starchaser107]

have a good weekend all.

[Vash]

I'm going to make the attempt.

Bought some friggin soy protein from GNC, so I gotta exchange it tomorrow before I go to do some crotty.

Peace, all.

[Vash]

peace, all. i'm out.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I really like Sunspot Jonez...but it doesn't have the same charisma as SifuBeats...

I'm torn...
also, the beddie that I've been with just tol me she wants commitment...I think I'll give it to her, but I've been drinking and may feel slightly different tomarrow.

[Starchaser107]

i'm beginning to like sunspot jonez...
what can i say,
it grew on me.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I just posted some tracks on my site.
www.soundclick.com/sifubeats

[Starchaser107]

i like bumbaclot,
not really up on b boy omega

[Vash]

Stupid Soundclick. Can't download spit. :(

[Starchaser107]

i think you have to sign up or something

[Vash]

Yeah, I have an account with them, and I"m logged in. I sent 'em an email, waiting for a response.

[Starchaser107]

oh
well in that case
i dunno buddy, sorry can't help you
i hope it works out.

[Former castleva]

How´s it?

[Vash]

Welcome back to the land of the living, FC.

What's going on in your neck of the woods?

[Starchaser107]

yo

[Ming Yue]

hey FC
long time no read!

[Vash]

Swimming pools + summer + day of rest = kick ass

[Starchaser107]

u bet

shagging is pretty nice too.

[CaptinPickAxe]

well...
this makes me want to vomit in rage.

'scuse me while I root the wife.

[Kristoffer]

pools n shaggin makes u wanna puke in rage?

[Starchaser107]

sometimes i cannot comprehend him either.

[Ming Yue]

my spidey sense tells me that he was gonna post a link in there.



For the record, pools and shaggin' make me wanna jump for joy.
:cool:


SC, I'm thinking of changing my sig to:

My dark side does Capoeira.

:D

[Kristoffer]

uncomprahendable
..must be the pot

[Starchaser107]

Does that mean I'm forgiven.:cool:

[Ming Yue]

I ended up getting kicked out of Girl Scouts anyway, for teaching the other girls to say "****" in different languages.

[Kristoffer]

shiicha, skit, poo

[Starchaser107]

"****"

[Starchaser107]

teach me to curse on this forum

[norther practitioner]

****

**** (http://)


****

****

[norther practitioner]

well that didn't work.

[Starchaser107]

thank you for your enlightening contribution NP.

Ming where are you?

[Ming Yue]

I was at work, now I'm at home

the key is in your private message box.

:cool:

[Ming Yue]

All my ORA buds that need to know, remember, the **** I say is highly quotable.

[Starchaser107]

**** :o

i knew i could depend on u chica

[Starchaser107]

i dudditz

[Ming Yue]

I always come through for my friends.

:cool:

[Vash]

Originally posted by Ming Yue
the **** I say is highly quotable.

Done and Done. :D

[Starchaser107]

any ideas for new ora girls...or in mings case guys

feedback is appreciated... the public (read Judge Pen) is hungry for more.

[Kristoffer]

as in new threads?

[Starchaser107]

ming u farmilar with deviantart.com ?

http://starchaser107.deviantart.com/ i just joined recently (all publicity is good publicity know what i'm sayin')


anybody here on hi5?

[Starchaser107]

yeah, some new and improved stuff kris.

always evolving and coming better with age type stuff

motivated?

[Ming Yue]

no hadn't been there before now..

your work is nice, man.. I dig it.

[Starchaser107]

back in the day , lol

[norther practitioner]

What happend to you bro.. you used to look cool...lol :D


You wanna train tonight?

[Starchaser107]

i really should cause time's drawing near.
but not tonight.
ahm do u have a stopwatch available or something...
I'm thinking of doing that arhat form (i wanna check it timewise)... either that or white crane
(which i know is long enough)

ooor my tiger form

oh and remember the videos next time we link up.
u should probably just keep em safe in your car.

[Kristoffer]

Chase, I'll nominate this one
http://www.kaysivilay.com/tgp/promo1/1.jpg

btw, deviant art is kewl. I feel like drawing something and putting it there

[Starchaser107]

you should...


and praise the Lord for women.

[norther practitioner]

Yeah, I can bring my watch...

Saturday then?

The vids have been sittin' in my car.

[CaptinPickAxe]

uncomprahendable...must be the pot

Well...IT IS!

And never let anyone tell you differently!

[Vash]

I'm out. Sleepy.

peace

[Starchaser107]

sleepytime is over

put your boots on and lets kick some ****

[Vash]

Indeed. Got to the gym today about 5:30, was only two other people there. Had a great workout. Then, I came home, got out into the pool. Did some karate and a few step-things from the CLF Drunken Kung Fu tape (the Bai Sou [sp?]).

I'm loving the Clean and Press from the hang. I forgot that was so much fun. First set I just used the bar, second had 5lbs on each side.

I'm starting to notice a bit of fat loss and a little increase in muscle size. Certainly not a bad thing.

And, I'm finishing up my trainer's course this coming week, and am gonna take the pre-test Friday, and the full test Saturday. All I need now is a CPR card, and then I'm getting my small business license. Gonna work through my gym as an independent contractor.

I'm happy :)

[Starchaser107]

when training

do you prefer a full class or a sparse one

when instructing

do you prefer a full class or a sparse one

[Kristoffer]

didn't I tell u it would work out V?
is good u train
I caught a cold now, all dizzy I almost passed out on a public toilet wich was locked but my girl picked the lock so I got in.


"do you prefer a full class or a sparse one"

I prefer when the best ones are around n those u know and like. it's a better atmosphere then.

[Starchaser107]

ew nasty...

but, you'r girl must love you somewhat, so feel special.

[Vash]

Kris;

Indeed, you did. Thanks to you and to all the ORA peeps who had a good word and well wishes. It was (and is) very much appreciated.

As for training, I prefer a small class, both when learning and when instructing. When it's a small class, and I get to participate, it's nice to be able to have more personal session with people in a relaxed atmosphere. Takes a bit of pressure off, makes things less formal. Plus, I feel I get more out of the lesson when it's the small, core group.

When instructing, I like the small classes. Them hooligan children are all spawns of satan, I'm sure.

[Former castleva]

Welcome back to the land of the living, FC.
+what MY said
Thank you.
Relevantly put.Possible premature death within a short time limit has really grown a concern lately.

[Starchaser107]

well that's definately good to know fc.
be well

[Ming Yue]

when training, small group -- more live training time, but I catch better energy off of large groups of beginners and kids for teaching...



_____________________
"but, you'r girl must love you somewhat, so feel special...."


well, she either loves him, or he had the car keys....

;)

[Starchaser107]

"well, she either loves him, or he had the car keys...."

he didn't have the restroom keys and thats whats important here

[Kristoffer]

:D
wweee
I'm special


she just really good at breaking in at places










hey FC

[Starchaser107]

must make your shag life rather exciting, if you're one of those thrill seeker types.:cool:

[CaptinPickAxe]

Sorry to interupt your converstion about shagging and such, but...*ahem*

I've just posted a Revamped version of "Lyrics I Write" which is now called "Open Your Eyes." The first verse is completely redone, a new hook, and some other little quirks that I hope you like have been added.
The new version is very politically loaded and may not agree with your view of Iraq, foriegn policy, or Bush. I really do hope you enjoy it and expect some god****ed good reviews....

Feel free to return to your shagging topic.:D

[CaptinPickAxe]

Also, I was thinking of posting it at MoveOn.org

what do y'all think?

[Vash]

peace out.

sleepy.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Well, friends...Another long night of recording. We've finished the funny yet serious song, "Texas Is..." and I've posted it on my website. I personally think that this is the best one we've put out yet.

It takes all the stereotypes about Texas and Texans and pokes fun at them. I think y'all like it...please lemme know.

www.soundclick.com/sifubeats

ya heard

[Starchaser107]

sounds fun,
nice playful joint.

[Starchaser107]

seeing as how san antonio looks like quite some time away considerably from arlington. it's apparent that we will meet at taiji legacy , but if you dont have a portable studio , i don't know how that's gonna work. :D

[Kristoffer]

Good song, havn't listened at it in 'critical-mode' yet.


yea chase, outdoor adventures is fun. that is all

[Starchaser107]

www.suicide girls.com

surprisingly this has nothing to do with suicide

who would have thought?

[Kristoffer]

I thought it would b something like ogrish. that looks like a lesbia.. uh femenist site

[CaptinPickAxe]

well...I do have access to a pocket studio...a TASCAM POCKET STUDIO 5, MOTHER *****!

[Starchaser107]

does that mean i should carry my beats cd?

[Kristoffer]

check out the bush ---> http://www.howardstern.com/bush.html

[Vash]

just a little "fyi."

[norther practitioner]

Yeah it does.. try flipping your schedule from nocturnal, to reg. to nocturnal in a week, see how well/if/when whatever you sleep...


The extra $ is nice 'do

[Starchaser107]

ho:D

that qigong extreme stuff is really awesome...

but why would anyone want to stick snakes in thier nose?

fun stuff.

[Vash]

I can tell I'm gonna be sore as a b.tch tomorrow.

I'm loving this training thing. I think I'll make a habit of it :)

By the by, I finish up my CFT course tomorrow. I'm taking my pre-test Saturday, and the test Monday. I should be getting my CPR card within the next few weeks, and my business license will come shortly thereafter.

I'm gonna be a self-employed personal trainer :) yay

[CaptinPickAxe]

I posted a song from my upcoming Theatrical Release "Golden C*ck and the Lotus Priestess"...check it out...

www.soundclick.com/sifubeats
"Filthy F#ck"

[Starchaser107]

not too fond of going to the bar but filthy **** sounds just about riiiite.

[Starchaser107]

filthy f*** sounds like the Trump Card (http://www.firstusa.com/cgi-bin/webcgi/webserve.cgi?partner_dir_name=trump_ch01&page=cont&mkid=6Z5T)

[CaptinPickAxe]

you like?
Thats me and my boy Mando's Jazz project...strangely enough, it turned out soundin' like some porn music. I have like 8 songs that are the same sexual feel, but on a different wave length. I'm thinkin' of releasing them as a side Lp.

[Vash]

The *****es don't know why my account isn't letting me download (or even use teh band radio thingie) to get teh stuff.

Vash is angry. Must crush.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Thats ****ty!
I'm gonna write those ****ers a nasty e-mail saying they're tryin' to stop me shining.

PM Chase, he might be able to e-mail you some tracks.

[Starchaser107]

yeh 4 real vash , drop a pm,
if u have msn messenger or whatever
or i could probably just send it to your email if its big enough.

[CaptinPickAxe]

****!
Well no Taiji Legacy for the Cap this year:(
Good 'ol MeatShake will be up there holdin' down for us lowlanders. Sorry, Chase, we'll have to link up someother time. I might plan a tript to Jamaica and we can link up then.

Well, I'm going to post all weekend so y'all ****ers know that MeatShake and I aren't one in the same.

[Former castleva]

but why would anyone want to stick snakes in thier nose?
What the-?
I hope that´s not abuse.

Indeed,have not been following too much. :)

Half-hearted drive-by visits there have been.

You could tone down those F-words a little,yes?

[CaptinPickAxe]

Sorry, FC
I'm just a little irked about the outcome of the day and the F-word really explains how I feel. But, as a fellow ORAist I will see to it that I change from a sailors mouth to that of a saint.;)

Have a glorious day and God bless you, my child.

[Kristoffer]

i'm ****ing bored

[Vash]

i'm downloading pr0n from Kazaa.

[Kristoffer]

any special actrises? or just random down.. loads

[Vash]

kobe tai; we live together. :eek: :o :eek:

[Kristoffer]

she's cool, yes


yow Vash check this http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00225.wmv

[Vash]

dayum, ET phone hoe.

[Kristoffer]

:D


http://www.skoopy.com/show2.php?id=712&type=VID
sum hot ass

[Vash]

I can honestly say that's the first time I've ever seen a woman's ass set ablaze.

[Kristoffer]

Yea we just lost our fire ass -inity

[Starchaser107]

hung out with enpee, i punked out on the superman ride @ six flags
met meatshake ,he seemed pretty cool. (he took a pic of cpa to show folks they weren't split personalities.
unfortunately did not get to see his (meat shakes) shui chio
they postponed his match till late on saturday
and i had an early flight today back to denver sunday morning so i had to bounce outta there earlyish.
also met gene and, philbert, sow choy ,glw
and a bunch of other cool people,
texas is fun , i love the climate
and from what i saw in dallas the girls seemed mighty pretty.


well, that's it for now.
i hope everyone did well, and had fun.
peace

pics soon.

[CaptinPickAxe]

which picture did shake show you of me?
I hope it wasn't embarassing...

[Starchaser107]

you were sitting and you had your middle finger extended

[Vash]

Who'll be first?

[Vash]

This's gotta be a record or something, right?

[Vash]

DEES NUTS IN CHO MOUPH!!!

[Starchaser107]

be still and let the holy spirit wash over you
troubled one.:cool:

[Vash]

It's aight, I'm cool.

HEY! We should apply to the World Record peeps (http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/) about the Longest Thread on the Internet.

[Vash]

1. Get my bodyweight down to 170lbs

2. Do 100 straight nuetral grip pullups.

My record at 145 was 25.

[Starchaser107]

how much u weigh now

[Vash]

190. I started out this cycle at the same weight, but I've lost 8lbs of fat, gained the same in muscle.

[Starchaser107]

i put on a little weight but nowhere that close :p
almost pushing 150 now

haha,

light as a feather , but move like a stack of bricks:(

[Vash]

I'd like to be lighter, but I'm rather happy to be able to maintain a bodyweight for longer than a week. It's nice not being frail-looking, despite my bench and squat numbers . . . which can no longer be performed :(

Anyway, I'm sleepy. Peace, all. I'm sore as a mufuka from doing DB Pull and Catches monday.

[norther practitioner]

I'm at 180 now, want to get down to about 170 ish, so, yeah, chaser, ya wanna train tonight?

[Starchaser107]

yeah sure,
come by.
I'm putting the taiji legacy stuff for YOU,
on disk :D , right this moment (working on it)
so it'll be good if you can stop by , I can give it to you then.

[norther practitioner]

Cool, give me a call around 5ish.

[Vash]

Keep it real. Sleepy. Gotta hit the gym @ 5am.

Yall keep it real. And keep it safe. Just don't keep it real safe.

[Ming Yue]

random cheesy photo (http://www.ashevillemartialarts.com/photos/junstincyn.jpg) from training in Nashville.


Vash, how many hours a week are you training now? I never got to hear details of your injury... would you 'splain what happened to ya?

[Vash]

Good pic. Stance looks like an elongated Sanchin from Gojuryu and Isshinryu :eek:

I'm doing two hours a week throwing iron; monday focusing on powerclean and associated lifts, thursday focusing on romanian deadlift an associated. I do nuetral grip pullups each time. My goal is to get 100 chins in one set.

For karate, I'm teaching two kids classes twice a week (45 min a pop), plus two hours in class for myself, plus about 5-6 hours outside of class working on forms/footwork. I am having to do some modified PT on my knees to get them back up to par, but it;s a friggin ball.

My graphic injury discussion follows:

at my blackbelt test, during my first round of sparring, a 3 minute round, I was paired against a black belt who was about 8" taller, at least 50lbs heavier, and hella more skilled than me. anyway, about 15 seconds into the fight, dude kicks me in my solar plexus. thing is, the kick rose at an angle and connected with teh cartilage/rib bone attached just under my sternum on the right side. he broke the rib in two places, cracked it in a third, and rib the cartilage clean. also turns out he ripped my abdominal wall partially.

my training/taking shots only 3 weeks after this served only to exasparate the injury, forcing my 15 month, 8 day layoff.

fastforward to the present. momma hooks me up with some hypnotism after receiving her master's in hypnotism, then two days later, BOOM! I can bend over. Two weeks later, I'm training.

Good stuff.

[Ming Yue]

WOW

OW.

Huge props to your mom. Does that make you want to learn hypnosis and incorporate it into your PT training?




oh, and that's a small mountain climbing stance.. kinda like jade ring, but wider. my high hand is kinda wrong...