Attn: Xebsball

[Serpent]

Xebby!

"Baby Come Back"

{Verse 1}
I was a fool to let you go
Let you walk right out my door
It was a bad mistake I made
And i regret it to this day
If I had a second chance
Girl i promise I'd make it last
So tonight I erase my pride
If you let me back inside

::Chorus::

Baby come back
Baby come back to me
I don't want to be free
Baby come back to me
Baby come back
{Repeat 2x}

{Verse2}

Over and over I try to forget you
But it seems too hard
My feelings for you I can't disregard
You're not my baby anymore baby
All I want is to bring your love back baby
It's not about sex baby
You're the best lady
Please have baby
Forever my lady

{Repeat chorus until end}

[Former castleva]

No offense,but should not you work this out between you two,you know?

[shaolin kungfu]

COME BACK XEBBY!

I promise I won't make fun of your brazilian thong dancing.

[Shaolin-Do]

Xebby encanta Bailar en desnudo!
Es muy guacala!
Ahora, voy a vomitar........
:eek:

[Black Jack]

You missing out on your regular booty calls b-i-t-c-h?

[Serpent]

You're just jealous because Xebby's got your number and won't give you any.

[M_ArtsMargie]

WO there Chargers:D

Xebby needs to come back!

[Serpent]

Yeah, BlackJack will be unbearable until Xebby returns.

Oh, wait a minute, BlackJack is always unbearable.

[Black Jack]

Thanks:D

[Serpent]

LOL.

Might have known you'd take that as a compliment!

[Becca]

Got this from an E-Mail.

"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS....

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bite to eat. "The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound of sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.


What Did the Paper Read the Next Day?



The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING"

[Serpent]

*shudder*

:eek:

:(

[Black Jack]

Is that sad face their because they almost stole your morning breakfest supplies?

You keep telling curious people its just a expensive form of suger but you know what it realy is.....

[Serpent]

I'm on a different diet to you, BJ. Ask an Englishman what fannybatter means and you'll have a better idea of my breakfast.

;)

[Black Jack]

Christ man,

Just the term fannybatter scares the living hell out of me. :D

I will have to tell my friends that term because I have never heard of it before. Those crazy engilsh.

[Serpent]

I'm not sure "crazy" is encompassing enough a term for the English. And I grew up in England. ;)

[Ben Gash]

Black Jack, in english Fanny doesn't mean bottom. Serpent is implying that his morning nutrition consists of vaginal secretions.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Ben Gash
Black Jack, in english Fanny doesn't mean bottom. Serpent is implying that his morning nutrition consists of vaginal secretions.

What, are you trying to say that yours doesn't!?

[Ben Gash]

Serpent, I'm not going down this road :p

[Serpent]

Come on, everybody in England has a little bearded clam to start the day. Didn't everyone know that already?

[Becca]

:eek: Think I'd rather have vanilla pudding.

[joedoe]

Serpent, I'm not going down this road

Pun intended I am sure :D

Some other euphemisms:

Entering the fluffy canyon.
Plumbing the pink valley
Driving into tuna town

:D

[Ben Gash]

Why is it that Australians have the NASTIEST euphamysms for sex?

[Serpent]

Because we have the nastiest ho's to root! ;)

Becca - That's actually ok, what with you being a girl and all.

:)

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Ben Gash
Why is it that Australians have the NASTIEST euphamysms for sex?

Mind you, this from a guy called Ben Gash!

(I'm sure it's very old, but it was there and I had to use it.)

:)

[Ben Gash]

Don't. My fiancee keeps having doubts about the name ;)

[Serpent]

LOL. What's her first name?

Not Foamingatthe is it?

[joedoe]

LOL. I can undertstand why. (no offence) :D

[Serpent]

Why isn't he answering any more?

[Ben Gash]

I don't know weather to laugh, cry, or challenge you :D

[Serpent]

LOL.

None of those things are mutually exclusive!

[joedoe]

Could be worse. Her first name could be:

Ivasore
Ivadirty

OK. I'll stop now :D

[Serpent]

She could be called

Veruca

Sticky

Imastank

the possibilities are endless...

:)

[ewallace]

I knew a guy in middle school with the last name Zolezzi. He had an older sister named Heather (actual name changed to protect the innocent). My sister went to school with her and said that the day they called her down to the office over the loudspeaker was the funniest thing that happened all year.

[Shaolin-Do]

I fell asleep in spanish once and ****ed so loud it woke me up.
:D

[Shaolin-Do]

just so no one thinks i shat myself, the **** is F A R T.
******.

[MasterKiller]

Think I'd rather have vanilla pudding.

That's the most reasonable thing I've ever heard a girl say. Every woman should start the day off right with a healthy dose of vanilla pudding. Spitting would reduce the benefits, though.

[Shaolin-Do]

I dunno about waking up to vaginal secretions. Thats more of a mid day, night time kinda thing.
Waking up on the recieving end is nice, however.
:)

[Serpent]

Originally posted by ewallace
I knew a guy in middle school with the last name Zolezzi. He had an older sister named Heather (actual name changed to protect the innocent). My sister went to school with her and said that the day they called her down to the office over the loudspeaker was the funniest thing that happened all year.

I don't know why that's funny...

:confused:

[shaolin kungfu]

I don't know why that's funny...

Sarcasm?

Heather zollezi= heather's a lezzy, as in lesbian.:rolleyes:

[Serpent]

Oh right. I tried saying it out loud and sitll didn't get that!