Board Newbie..

[00SS]

Just wanted to drop a quick note to say hello. I have been lurking for a week or so and finally thought i would chime in. I usually hang out in the the NPM forum, but i like discussions with all MA'ist.

A little about myself:

Golden Gloves Boxer - High School
TKD - 1 year
Aikido - 3.5 years
Qi Xing Tanglang Quan - currently studying (6 months)

oh, in case your wondering my ID is the ID i use on all boards.. i Race a 2000 SS Camaro (highly modified).

anyway, nice to meet you guys.. and from what i've read.. i'll put my flame suit on :)

Devin.

[ewallace]

Welcome. Good choice in vehicles. I sold my ws6 a while back. Brace yourself!

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by 00SS
.. and from what i've read.. i'll put my flame suit on :)

Devin.

The force is strong with this one.

[norther practitioner]

Flame suits are for wussies....lol.....

Welcome aboard.

[shaolin kungfu]

How do you insert pictures into a post?

[Former castleva]

"How do you insert pictures into a post?"
What? How relevant is this? :)
Your avatar irritates me btw.

Welcome,welcome.Your status is quite impressive.

Remember to wear :cool: with your flame suit.

[shaolin kungfu]

What? How relevant is this?

I wanted to post a special pic welcoming the newbie.



Your avatar irritates me btw.

Really? most people seem to like it.:confused:

[00SS]

Thanks for the warm welcome... look forward in some good discussions.. (as well as some useless slack off time at work ;)

[Former castleva]

Sorry SK,posting pictures is not allowed.
Your avatar is good. :D

[joedoe]

I am waiting for someone to flame him for starting a 'introduction' thread.

Welcome to the forum BTW :D

[rogue]

The last good Camaro was the '69 Yenko.:)

[Serpent]

I hope you all die.








































(I'm standing in for GDA today as he's out raping corpses).

[ewallace]

The last good Camaro was the '69 Yenko.
I saw one of those around here a year ago. Man it was sweet. It sounded like a beast too.

[Ben Gash]

Why can't you post pictures? I was obviously off the board when that came along.

[Oso]

you suck

you never should have posted this thread

go back to lurking you loser








(just didn't want the flame suit to go to waste :) welcome)

[Ben Gash]

Hey Oso, he was lurking because.......he's a ninja ;)

[Oso]

bullshizt, ninjas suck at lurking. So..............obviously he IS a ninja since he failed at lurking.

[shaolin kungfu]

Watch what you say oso, or he'll totally flip out and kill you!:eek:

[Oso]

yea, yea, my 68 lb., asthmatic grandmother would whip any ninja's butt if they even tried.

[MasterKiller]

The force is strong with this one.

But he's not a jedi, yet....

It takes at least a post count of 300 to break Padawan status.

[00SS]

and here i thought i was gonna get flamed... jeesh, i could dump a gallon of lighter fluid on me and still be safe from this kind of abuse ;)

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yoda never told you /// I'm your father.. and i am a jedi
(with just a low post count)


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and the next person that talks about how my camaro is ugly.. will have ninjas lurking in their bushes :D

[Chang Style Novice]

That's a pretty nice camaro. Gotta mullet to go with it?:p

[MasterKiller]

yoda never told you /// I'm your father.. and i am a jedi

Obviously, you suck at MA, because the line is "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father..."

Vader has no idea Yoda is still alive in EP IV, V, or VI.
;)

[David Jamieson]

I think that the ford festiva and the plymouth firefly would win in a lei tai match against your camaro hands down! :D

and...AND, royce would choke that camaro out so fast.

welcome to the board, please refrain from posting porn and hate.

That appears to be the focus of a couple of other people here and they get all resentful about it.

cheers

[00SS]

Ok, i might have to wear a jumpsuit now without the lighter fluid :)


Mullet.. of course.. Joe Dirt has nothing on me :)
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****it.. did i say yoda.. crap, what the hel* was i thinking. I stand corrected.. but i'm not so sure i suck at MA ;)

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I'm married with 4 kids.. i have little use for porn.
*Looks around the corner to make sure the wife isn't reading my posts* :D

Hate... i'm not prejudice.. i hate eveyone ...

Seriously, i'm usually on my best behaviour.. duely noted though.


Devin.

[MasterKiller]

Mullet's galore (http://www.mulletsgalore.com)

2. CamaroMullet: The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank. Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop.

Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic.

It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).

Mulletude: 10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth.

Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro on their front lawn.

Favorite Band: AC DC

[00SS]

LOL ...

Disclaimer* I do not really have a mullet...

and for the record mullet guys cars didn't run 11.3 @ 118 in the 1/4 on motor (on the nitrous it gets real ugly) :D

[norther practitioner]

Mullets galore.... everytime I go there I think I laugh even harder.

[ewallace]

Are you from texas by any chance?

Looks like it runs good. I know a guy around here who has a 396 in a 97 t/a. I think he was running high tens before he put in a nos.

[rogue]

00SS a few questions.

Do you live in a single or double wide? If a double are they side by side or stacked?

Does your home still have the wheels on it or is it up on blocks or jacks?

Are you still as sad about Skynard as I am?:confused:

[MasterKiller]

If he could afford a double-wide, don't you think he'd have nitrous in his Camaro?

[shaolin kungfu]

LOL:D

My aunt and uncle have a double wide. they're quite proud of it.:( :D

[MasterKiller]

Most double-wides are bigger than my 1,200 sq ft house.:eek:

[ewallace]

That reminds me. I got cut off by a freakin house on the way back from new orleans. How many times does that happen? :mad:

It was actually one half of the double-wide. Dang that kid rock.

[00SS]

wallace -
yep, i live in Dallas .. :) I looked at putting a 432 stroker motor in her last nov. when i blew my last engine. But i wasn't quite willing (actually the wife wouldn't let me) to put 3600.00 in just the crank / rods / pistons.

come on guys.. you know i can't afford a trailer at all with my camaro habbit.. my wife and 4 little girls live with my mom ;)

besides, i live real close to tornado alley, and we all know that
trailers are tornado magnets.

Good thing for thick skin and this flame suit, I know some newbies to boards that would have already taken offense :D

and to think you guys are prolly taking it easy on me (being new and all) hate to see what you guys will say once i'm here a while...


lol
Devin.

[MasterKiller]

You want fireworks?


Tell everyone you study the only authentic style of Kung Fu--The deadly Shaolin-Do, as passed down to you directly from God, er, Sin The' himself.

[rogue]

Devin,

1) What is your favorite gun for hunting?
2) What is your favorite gun for target practice?
3) What is your favorite gun for shooting the neighbors cat?
4) What is your favorite gun for shooting intruders?


:D

[00SS]

rogue -

1) Winchester .300 Mag
2) Mini 30 (Carbine 7.62 (55))
3) Diana Match Rife .177 cal :)
4) Mossberg 12 Gauge Auto (00)
5) Favorite Gun I own = AK-47 (Orig. Romanian Make)

Funny thing is.. i have owned all of these guns in the past.. right now, i own 3 of those :)

[shaolin kungfu]

**** hillbilly redneck crap!:mad:






:D

[00SS]

Make no mistake.. i don't need any of these to defend myself :D

Hillbilly crap .. hmm, I live in one of the top 10 largest cities in the US in a 5 bedroom house and the nearest pasture/hills/dirt road is 1.5 hours away. uh, ok.. so i'm a hillbilly ;)

[ewallace]

pay no mind to cheeseboy above. :)

[MasterKiller]

Obviously, Shaolin KF has never been to the West End on a Saturday night. I saw two chicks get out of a Lamborghini one time.

[ewallace]

I thought I told them to stay away from that side of town.

[00SS]

Amen to that masterkiller.. I'd have to say Texas as a whole has the best looking women per capita that i've ever seen.

ewallace .. no biggie, i'll amuse that further with this proverbal statment "It's like water off a ducks ass" :D

I have to go sit in traffic now for an hour, i'll talk to you guys later.

take care
Devin.

[norther practitioner]

Funny thing is, I'd say that the Texas transplants here in Denver are above avg...... but most of the girls here in Denver are above avg.

[MasterKiller]

but most of the girls here in Denver are above avg.

If the majority are above the criteria, that doesn't mean they are above average, it means the criteria needs to be adjusted to fit the majority.

If 20% of the class gets Cs, 60% gets Bs, and 20% gets As, then a B is average, even though C is the normal criteria for being average.

[norther practitioner]

Different pool.... not above avg. for Denver, above avg. nationally...... twit


:D

[ewallace]

Here's the only formula you need to know:

hotter weather = less clothes

[Chang Style Novice]

"we all know that trailers are tornado magnets."

Sorry to get all pedantic, but it's really just that tornado damage to trailers is worse than it is with houses because a trailer lacks a foundation to keep it from blowing away.

[guohuen]

Y'all know what a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common? You just know someone is going to loose a trailer.:D