Dim Making Bacon

[Black Jack]

www.lovebuttons.com

Pressure points for adults. I wonder if they do this at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada?

[ewallace]

I think the bunny ranch just closed down a few months ago. :)

[Black Jack]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Sunset Thomas was there:( I heard she knew how to boogie with the nightlife.

But the boogie had to cost $1,000 clams.:D

[PHILBERT]

There are 4 types of orgasms...

The positive orgasm
"Ohhh yes! Yes! Oh YES!"

The negative orgasm
"No! Oh no!! NOO!!!"

The Holy orgasm
"Oh God! God! God, oh God!"

And the fake orgasm
"Black Jack! Oh Black Jack!"

[chen zhen]

lol

[Black Jack]

Nothing fake in these woods. My ****** has its own zip code.

[rubthebuddha]

Originally posted by Black Jack
My ****** has its own zip code.

hm. six characters, implicitly huge. the censored word must be pooper. :D

[Black Jack]

p-e-c-k-er ya p-e-c-k-er.:D

pooper is the sexual organ liberals use.

[Chang Style Novice]

and the conservative thought organ.

[rubthebuddha]

and the green party mouthpiece.

[Chang Style Novice]

I used to support the green party RTB, but after a rally I went to a couple years ago, I have to say I agree with ya.

[rubthebuddha]

:)

not that i disagree with some of the green's stance (same goes for libbies and conservies), i just think that the majority of those who are prominent greens speak out their ass without any real expertise. but it's not a trait exclusive to greens.

one of my favu political cartoons has a couple hippies sitting at a table drinking coffee, with one saying, "you know, there has just GOT to be a way for detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp." :D

[chen zhen]

I only thought there was 2 parties in the US, both being remarkably similar, making it almost a one-party state. But apparently there's more parties.
You live and you learn..:rolleyes:

[Chang Style Novice]

None that have a serious shot at any real power, CZ - you're otherwise correct.

[KC Elbows]

It's a sad day. A thread got hijacked for mature discussion. I myself am frankly disgusted.

[rubthebuddha]

now, how the heck did we allow a thread with "bacon" in it's title slip to the gutter of politics? :(

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by Black Jack
Nothing fake in these woods. My ****** has its own zip code.

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean.

[rubthebuddha]

why is it no one with a hyoooge winky ever says that?

[KC Elbows]

I'm curious how you know they don't.:D

[rubthebuddha]

:D

actually, it's always seems to be the guys who say they have an average one or whatever that make the a statement similar to "it's not the size of the wand, but the magic in the stick."

i don't think i've heard any guy say, "yeah, my honkus is hyoooge, man, but it really isn't about size."

then again, i know more than a few women who would rather be serenaded by a saber than bludgeoned by a båstard sword.

ah yes, there is no end to metaphors on this subject. :D

[KC Elbows]

Sorry, didn't notice you replied. I was playing my maraccas.

:mad:

No, really, I was playing my marracas.

:mad:

Jesus, don't you people dig good music? My samba band would be nothing without me and my big red maraccas.:D

And, to be sure, it's not the size of the maraccas, it's...oh never mind.

[rubthebuddha]

don't know what you're up to, KC, but the only sound my maracas ever make would be the "mph" that comes out of my mouth whenever they get hit.

i never new that maracas had a musical quality.

so now that you're all musically talented, when you gonna start rhyming for us, like you did about a year and a half ago?

[Goldenmane]

one of my favu political cartoons has a couple hippies sitting at a table drinking coffee, with one saying, "you know, there has just GOT to be a way for detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

http://www.crrh.org/hemptv/misc_ford.html

http://www.electricemperor.com/eecdrom/HTML/EMP/09/ECH09_15.HTM

http://mysite.users2.50megs.com/facts/fordhemp.html

:D

-geoff

[yenhoi]

Theres more then one bunny ranch in Nevada :D

Anyways, the Sagebrush and the KitKat Ranch are on the same street as the old Moonlight......

:eek:

[rubthebuddha]

goldenmane -- you're fantastic. that's the body and other bits. now if we could figger out how to make hemp stand up as an internal-combustion engine, we're set. :D

[Goldenmane]

now if we could figger out how to make hemp stand up as an internal-combustion engine, we're set.

Hmmm... now that one's a little more difficult.

I have a friend who knew a guy (apparently) who blew a piston in his car out in the bush... and replaced it with one made of hardwood. Got him home, apparently, but I can't hunt down any details.

Took the guy a while to make it, I understand.

I'm looking into making an engine that runs on gerbils fed with speed though... :D

-geoff

[rubthebuddha]

Originally posted by Goldenmane
I'm looking into making an engine that runs on gerbils fed with speed though... :D
daewoo used them, and we all know how well that worked.

[Goldenmane]

*chuckle*

[Serpent]

People, can we please get back to the bacon!