No joke, masturbation and testosterone question

[TzuChan]

yeah ok, please don't delete it because it involves masturbation :(

I heared from some guy that masturbating is bad for your testosterone level .. is this true ? He even said something like .. when your -25yrs you should only masturbate about two times every week .. and half if you're between 25-35 etc... Is this correct ? How about sex then ? I mean it's basically the same effect no .. ? I always thought sex/masturbation gave a kick in the testosterone level ...

Hey don't laugh .. I can't know everything :)

[Former castleva]

Honestly,sounds like you´ve been lied to. :)

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i beat off as often as possible.

i know this doesn't answer your question, i just wanted to share.

[Ford Prefect]

It actually raises your testosterone levels. There are plenty of scientific studies to back this up. Intercourse (whether with yourself, a girl, a guy, a dog etc) raises testosterone levels after ejaculation. They will then slowly go back to normal in the hours following.

What it does to energy reserves is another story.

[Spark]

If this were true i'd be a woman by now

[Former castleva]

Good info but I hope this note on "energy reserves" is not what I´m thinking of,some major woo-woo... :rolleyes:

[fa_jing]

Former Castleva, staunch defender of a man's right to masturbation and sex.


You know what I think excessive masturbation causes? Depression and Neurosis. For real.

[Former castleva]

" Former Castleva, staunch defender of a man's right to masturbation and sex. "

Yep.

"You know what I think excessive masturbation causes? Depression and Neurosis. For real."

I´m very happy that you´re putting it this way-"I think".
It makes a world of difference in many cases.
Then we need to define what is considered excessive,but that´s another story indeed.

[fa_jing]

Probably the point where you begin to feel like you're addicted to it, that you can't go a day or two without. Sort of like abusing drugs or overeating food or anything else.

[TzuChan]

Originally posted by Spark
If this were true i'd be a woman by now
Dude .. LMAO :D

Btw thanks guys, I really got brain fvcked with that one :P
So it's actually GOOD for testosterone production ?

[Former castleva]

Hard to see how it could be bad.

A person of your age should not have the slightest concern over that (endocrinological manifestations I mean) anyway.

[TzuChan]

hey I never questioned my hobby ! :D It's just when I heared the person say that I was like 'OMG ?' :D

[Former castleva]

Be ready to question the person the next time. :D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

You know what I think excessive masturbation causes? Depression and Neurosis. For real.

from personal experience i'd say its the other way around.

[TzuChan]

yeah dude, I think he's just doing it wrong :D

[Rolling Elbow]

Try dating a new girl and being sexually active with her for the first few months... if you DON'T beat it hours before you see her you'll last about 30 seconds every time!

Here are all the reasons to spank the monkey:

stress releif
blue balls
feels good
its quick
gets you through being single;)

[Ben Gash]

Rolling elbow, you've been watching There's Something About Mary far too much :D
Tell her about earlier at the start of the evening and see if you get a chance to last 30 seconds ;)

[Rolling Elbow]

VERY TRUE...

That's why we must NEVER speak of such things with them!

[IronFist]

Shhhh... no giving away secrets! There might be girls reading this board!!!

IronFist

[rubthebuddha]

Originally posted by IronFist
Shhhh... no giving away secrets! There might be girls reading this board!!!

with the exception of the fantastic robin and becca, i think the closest thing to this we have is stacey. :o

[PLCrane]

Originally posted by Ford Prefect
It actually raises your testosterone levels. There are plenty of scientific studies to back this up. Intercourse (whether with yourself, a girl, a guy, a dog etc) raises testosterone levels after ejaculation. They will then slowly go back to normal in the hours following.

What it does to energy reserves is another story.


Here's a previous discussion in which I provided some references. I'm editing, because I remembered the results incorrectly. Abstinence increased testosterone levels in one study, and orgasm (but not arousal) increased prolactin levels in the other study.


http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18529&highlight=prolactin


PLC

[Spark]

Originally posted by Rolling Elbow
Try dating a new girl and being sexually active with her for the first few months... if you DON'T beat it hours before you see her you'll last about 30 seconds every time!

Here are all the reasons to spank the monkey:

stress releif
blue balls
feels good
its quick
gets you through being single;)

Don't forget it drastically reduced your chances of getting a boner in public!

[fa_jing]

"Overactive Ball Syndrome"

[Spark]

Originally posted by inic
what does it do to energy levels? I mean, take a look at hugh hephner (sp?)! that man getting the putang probably 4x a day and he looks like 50 with plenty of energy! isnt he like 75+ now?

Hey but what about all athletes who abstain before big events?!!?

I remember not doing it cuz my girlfriend made me once and I had tons of energy!

But that only lasted a week.

[Alpha Dog]

Wash your hands before training with others, please!

[looking_up]

Hugh Hefner is a pretty old guy, so we should cut him some slack, but he uses Viagra to get an erection. Why does he need viagra, if he's some sort of sexual super man? Hmmmmm...?

[PAMantis]

Can you think of a better excersize to strengthen your grip and increase your hand speed? An added bonus is that it's enjoyable. It's not like running where you have to work through the pain (that is unless you are doing something wrong, or you like the pain). It's enjoyable from start to finish.

And now I hear that it increases my testosterone level for a few hours, I guess I know what to do, just make sure I excersize my speed and grip every few hours to keep testostrone levels at thier peak.

PAMantis

[TzuChan]

Originally posted by Alpha Dog
Wash your hands before training with others, please!
roflmao hahahaha =D

[weightvest]

I'm addicted to masturbating. And sex. That's why I have no chi.

If I didn't do either I'd have heaps of chi, so much that I'd blow up earth if I sneezed.

By the way, Shaolin saying is "No sex three days before training, or for four days after" as it does, apparently, sap the chi!

Well, I'm in trouble then...

[Alpha Dog]

Originally posted by Spark
If this were true i'd be a woman by now

I've heard of this happening, actually. A guy beat off so much that his testosterone levels plummeted. As a result, the estrogen in his system took over and he grew massive breasts.

[yuanfen]

Raquel Welch-right?

[Alpha Dog]

No, Carmen Electra.

[bodhitree]

I agree with whoever said it causes neurosis!! If youve never gave up ejeculation for a couple days, you wont know how good it really feels!

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

I agree with whoever said it causes neurosis!! If youve never gave up ejeculation for a couple days, you wont know how good it really feels!

take that nonsense somewhere else. no one wants to hear that kind of trash. we do have minors here ya know? what if they read that and stopped beating off?? couple more school shootings would suit you just fine wouldnt it?

what kind of wierd ass hippys are they breeding these days? what happened to free love and all that?

[bodhitree]

GDA
You must be suffering from that masterbation related neurosis, hahahahahahah!

[EnterTheWhip]

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http://www.****eopathynet.com/masturbation_male.html

http://www.freehoez.com/stopmasturbation/index.php

[Former castleva]

The joke site worked.
Another one of quack sites did not work.