World famous "Ninjitsu" master interviewed...

[PHILBERT]

So here I was surfing the internet when I came to MartialInfo.com. I was looking at the styles and interviews and came to Ninjitsu (notice the I there). Well, here are the names of the people interviewed. Look who's on top.

Ninja Masters (http://www.martialinfo.com/Styles/survey/name.asp?style=ninjitsu)

After reading Brief History, I thought "WTF did he just say? I think I just felt some brain cells dying..."

[MasterKiller]

Ok ok ok ok.....forget the Ninjitsu for a moment. What's with Ashida Kim's Church of the Jedi??????

WTF??? (http://www.ashidakim.com/jedi/index.html)

[norther practitioner]

Who is the one person in your opinion that has made a great contributions to your art? Awkward question to answer with respectable humility, in that I - the writer - was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame in 1985 for my pioneering work of making authentic ninjutsu available to the western world. Really nobody else on that same sheet…

As per that Steven Hayes guy......:rolleyes:

[Laughing Cow]

NP.

SKH might be a jerk at times, but atleast he is the real deal.

;D

[Chang Style Novice]

I trance-channel the liberated spirits of deceased humpback whales.

Give me your money.

[GreyMystik]

why the :rolleyes: ?

[ZhouJiaQuan]

um does this make sense?

"What is the difference between Brazilian Ju Jitsu and other styles of Ju Jitsu?
To my art personally, as I teach it, Joseph Campbell, because he taught me to see all the things I had learned symbolically and finally understand what it was all about." -AK

um... ok... must have thought joe campbell with a gracie eh

[norther practitioner]

:rolleyes:
Is there because the guy just seems so **** ****y....
He basicly said that everyone else sucks, but look at me, I'm great....

[Chang Style Novice]

ZhouJiaQuan-

The spirits of the whales will be happy to answer your question at our next seminar, only $50 each for two 1/2 hour sessions this Saturday and Sunday at the airport hilton. Personal consultations (eg: actually getting to speak) will be available at the $1000 Golden Aura dinner party Saturday evening.

[norther practitioner]

CSN...... Why the discount?





























































:D

[Chang Style Novice]

Back in the late 80's, I actually considered cooking up a scam like that. Now I kind of regret I didn't go for it.

[chen zhen]

Q: "At what age kids should start training in this style?"

A: "In olden times, training began after the child had demonstrated his innate will to survive by passing some sort of "test" like being tossed into a pond. Most babies can instinctively swim enough to make it to shore, the ones who struggled and sank were not allowed to drown, but were not taught the Art because these primitive traditions held that his "spirit would fail" at the critical moment"







:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Surferdude]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
Ok ok ok ok.....forget the Ninjitsu for a moment. What's with Ashida Kim's Church of the Jedi??????

WTF??? (http://www.ashidakim.com/jedi/index.html)

Just why???:( :D :p

[chen zhen]

Let's send these guys after "The honorable master Kim"

[ZhouJiaQuan]

chen,

i understand alot of different places/cultures(norwegians come to mind right away fro some reason) did this, teach their kids to swim by just throwing them in the water(of course keeping them drowning). maybe im wrong though.

eithier way its good times :D

[chen zhen]

Yeah, and Dutch people wear wooden shoes..
getdafugauddahere:rolleyes:

:D never heard about norwegians throwing their babies.. don't know much about them

[MasterKiller]

You mean, they don't??? (http://www.dutchwoodenshoes.com/)

[Chang Style Novice]

Whales throw their babies in the water to learn to swim.

[chen zhen]

It's easy for whales, they're in the water already;)

[Radhnoti]

"If they ask you to sing a hymn from your church, sing for them the theme from the television series Enterprise, Faith of the Heart, for that is OUR Anthem."

:D

Ashida Kim is the most austentatious nerd in existance. I love it.

Props to the anti-government message though. Each individual's religion should be whatever they want...Australia threatening to punish people for putting down Jedi is wrong...or it would be in the U.S. Aren't the people in Australia guaranteed freedom of religion?

:confused:

[Chang Style Novice]

"Faith of the Heart" is the worst song ever recorded. The man's got real class.

[rubthebuddha]

sadly, changstyle is right. it's even worse than the theme song to the original star trek. :(

[chen zhen]

It's unbelievable that u know the theme song at all!:eek:

[ZhouJiaQuan]

the dutch dont wear wooder shoes the same way american kids dont wear light up shoes(i dunno what this has to do with anything)

i might go to norway, ill ask them if they throw their babies in.

Whales dont throw their babies in, its much more a gentle toss

ashida kim master uber**** (you cant say d o r k ?)



:rolleyes: :D

[chen zhen]

The wooden shoes is just one more weird prejudice the ignorant Americans have towards other countries;). japanese people don't wear kimonos, scottish people don't wear kilts, and Germans don't eat sauerkraut and würst all the time. It's just common sense:o

[shaolin kungfu]

Actually, geisha girls do still wear kimonos(i think). Germans, at least the ones in milwaukee, do eat wurst, and brats, ALL the time, as long as they have beer to wash it down. :p

[chen zhen]

no, BIER

:p

[ZhouJiaQuan]

no no all sterotypes are correct. i thought all smart people knew that? at least all americans know that ;)
(get it, all other people besides americans are dumb hahaha) :cool: :p

[chen zhen]

What's an american prejudice about my country?

this is gonna be interesting..

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by chen zhen
What's an american prejudice about my country?

this is gonna be interesting..

The same as the american prejudice for the other scandinavian countries (hell if we can tell you apart) - you're all dull, alcoholic socialists.

[chen zhen]

Dull: yes

alcoholic: Mild word to use..:p

socialists: left-wing parties are weak here, the ultra-liberalists and extreme right parties are gaining popularity.

so, 2/3ds right..:D

[shaolin kungfu]

And all of you are blonde.

[chen zhen]

I have dark-brown hair. only like 1/4 of the danish population are blonde. I guess it's the same for the other countries.

ask me your prejudist questions, and watch me dispell the myths:cool:

[shaolin kungfu]

But, you do all say "ya", right?


ya pronounced like ahhhh with a y.

[chen zhen]

only germans say that. danes say "ja" (yes in danish..) with a very flat a. like when some americans say flat.

[shaolin kungfu]

Well, umm, ok.


The one about everyone over there eating their own young has to be true.

[chen zhen]

No, that's grizzly bears.

[shaolin kungfu]

oh, my mistake then.

I must have been confusing you with blonde, german, grizzly bears.

[chen zhen]

The next question will be "is there any bears in scandinavia, or more specifically polar bears"?

No, the bear has been extinct from this region since the ice-ages, some 10000 years ago. so has the wolf.

"Does it snow all the time?"

No, we will be lucky if we get a white christmas 1 time in 7 years. mostly it rains during the winter.

"is it cold all the time?"

in the winter, yes. ordinarily cold. not in the summer. In fact, I sit stripped to my waist right now because I'm sweating like a pig from the heat. (just kidding, but it can be very hot)

:o :o

[shaolin kungfu]

Do you all have longboats, and raid irish villages?

edit: Is this (http://www.vikingkittens.com/) you?

[chen zhen]

Do you all have longboats, and raid irish villages?

a 1000 years ago, yes. Not irish, though, british.

I don't think most people here know much about vikings at all.

[ZhouJiaQuan]

you burn your ded in boats set out to sea?

[chen zhen]

A 1000 years ago, maybe

[ZhouJiaQuan]

vikings are pretty much good for nothing now a days then huh. sort of like pirates...


:p

[shaolin kungfu]

Contrary to popular belief, there are still pirates.

[Sho]

Polar bears only live in Finland. :D:D

[chen zhen]

It is difficult to have prehudices about Africa,But here is one that is true (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004TKRC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
:(

[ZhouJiaQuan]

im talking real pirates here, not a s s pirates :eek:

or jimmy buffet :rolleyes:

[Former castleva]

I wish polar bears lived here.

I´m slightly disappointed with local nature.

[chen zhen]

Lotsa forests up there, though, huh?:confused:

[Former castleva]

Lots of forests,lots of lakes...

[chen zhen]

... no bears?

come on, a couple o' wolf's, at least!:D

[Former castleva]

Plenty of brown bears,sometimes very close...
Plenty of wolves,wolves are a life threatening problem around some "rural" areas.

This is too great.
You see my cousin stops by yesterday and goes like "Hey,let´s go camping down there (=somewhere in the middle of nowhere) let´s stay the night etc. blah,blah...
Don´t take the dog,you might not see it again,blah,blah...
If we´re lucky,we can catch a bear,blah,blah...
I´m like "errr...uh,I´ll think about it..."..."No,you have to decide now&I´ll start collecting stuff..."

:eek: :)

[chen zhen]

Ha, cool! Wish you could say "don't bring your dog" here:D

[Former castleva]

Why so?

[chen zhen]

The only dangerous element in DK is the people. it would be cool to see a wolf or bear once in a while.

[Former castleva]

No cool animals in DK? :)

[chen zhen]

No. there's foxes, but they are not fun. Cows, Pidgeons, small birds of different kinds. Domestic animals: dogs, who **** all over the place in KBH.
soooo, no.

[Former castleva]

Dogs...like master Great Dane?

That´s not so much.

[chen zhen]

The great dane is not Danish!(i think..)

and danish bread is not danish, in danish it is called "Wiennese Bread":confused:

[Former castleva]

I do not think it is really Danish either,just like Lab. retriever is not from Labrador.

[Sho]

Well, the only thing that really matters is that Denmark has jävligt søte fjortiser. :D

[chen zhen]

Jeg troede sverige havde bedre damer.. but whatever..;) :p

[Sho]

Det är sant. :D