OT: Your KFO name, how'd you choose?

[PHILBERT]

A little off topic here, how did you decide to choose your KFO name? I look at a few people (especially SevenStar) and wonder where they got it? In the case of 7*, I figured when I first saw him he did 7* Mantis, but doesn't.

For me, when I was in the 10th grade, some jerk in my history class said I looked like a Filbert. Not knowing how to spell it, or what a Filbert was, I kind of took it up as my nickname and spelled it Philbert.

The next trimester (we had 3 trimesters a year, each 12 weeks, came out to 36 so you only took classes 24 weeks instead of 36), in another class of mine that I didn't sign up for but got stuck into, each person had to have a nickname and it had to start with the first letter in your name. Awesome Amber, Java Jennifer, Jumping Jennifer, Harmonious Haley, etc. When she got to me I said "Philbert" and she said "But your name is Scott. Why not Smiling Scott?" and I said "Philbert." Teacher finally got the hint and it kind of stuck with me since.

Wasn't until my senior year that I found out it is spelled Filbert and learned that Filbert is a type of nut. Fits me perfectly :D

[shaolinboxer]

I chose my screen/email name when I was training at USA Shaolin Temple and had the shaolin bug.

I still love shaolin, for what it is and what it can be. I tried to focus on san shou training and conditioning while I was there. Hence: shaolinboxer. I keep it to remind me of my personal history.

[MasterKiller]

Shaolin Masterkiller is the American title of Enter the 36th Chamber, my favorite kung fu flick.

[Stacey]

My real name is Sasha, which is Russian, and people say its a girls name. So I went with Stacey. I've always had a girl's name.

Me, Alice Cooper, Pat Seyjack, Leslie Nielson, Jackie Chan. We're few and far between.

[Oso]

Oso is spanish for bear.

Chicks dig big cuddly guys.

I dig chicks who dig big cuddly guys.



oh, and both of my sifu's said I reminded them of a bear.

[ewallace]

I could reveal the deeply scientific formula that results in ewallace, but then all the world's secrets would be exposed.

[norther practitioner]

Just went over this last week......lol

Northern Practioner was too long....
Norther Practioner wasn't......

I study northern styles...

Oh, or all the bs I posted last week about being longer than the rest of you.:D

[MasterKiller]

Oso is spanish for bear.

Bear is American for hairy gay guy. :D

[Stacey]

As a strait internet transvestite, I reclaim "Bear"

In south America the rainbow flag means Indian rights.

I take the rainbow back in the name of old people, children and indians.

The phrase "Gay" they can keep. But they can't hijack rainbows, and bears....what next?

[Judge Pen]

judge's pen is a traditional weapon. Although I don't know much about this weapon, I liked the name being a lawyer and all.

BTW, and off topic, anyone here practice a form with judge's pen?

[shaolin kungfu]

If you can't fiqure out what mine means, your as retarded as the people in my sig.:p

[Badger]

It started back during my POW days in Vietnam.
The guards wouldn't feed me & they would beat the crap out of me every week. I went delirious & was visited by a badger spirit that told me to eat bugs to build my strength.
I watched the guards practice Voivam (a Vietnamese style of Kungfu). At night I would practice the moves to add to the MA training I had learned in the Army.
I built my strength by doing pushups.
Still taking weekly beatings from the guards I was beginning to build resistence to the pain.

One night the guards took me out of my cage for my beating. I surprised one with an axe-hand to the throat which helped me to get his rifle to kill the other guards.

I escaped through the jungle using the Badger Spirit as my guide.
Once I was on my way home I took the name Badger.

[norther practitioner]

Badger.... Are you serious.....

Thats crazy man, kudos to you.



lol:eek: :D

[Nevermind]

Nirvana's "Nevermind" album. One of my favorite rock albums.

[ewallace]

LOL @ Badger. Sad thing is you could probably make some money with that story.

[shaolin kungfu]

Are you saying he didn't defeat a prison camp full of vietnamese gaurds that knew kungfu with the help of a badger spirit?

[Cheese Dog]

I have a dog. He loves cheese.

And I can be a cheesy guy.

[Oso]

Bear is American for hairy gay guy.

yea, I drive gay guys crazy too. but they can't have any.

:p

[Chang Style Novice]

I'll bet you can figure it out.

[SaMantis]

Badger's from Dallas ... I've driven rush hour between Dallas and Ft. Worth. That would make anyone hallucinate. :D

[Badger]

It's a good thing I didn't tell yaal about my pal Nexus who lives 500 years in the future, on an obscure ball of rock called Ylum.

[MasterKiller]

I'll bet you can figure it out.

How long are you going to be a novice? By now, you should at least be mediocre.

[Shaolin-Do]

I came on with the name Shaolin-Do because people on the JKD forum told me it would light a fire under some peoples arses. Now that all of you anti-SDers arent quite AS anti sd as before, or so you have fooled me to believe, I will probably soon change my name to FuriousGeorge. or Ikan Killa*****.
:)

[Shaolin-Do]

Ikan Killabit ch
I hate the stupid f u c k i n g g a y a s s sensor.

[Chang Style Novice]

MK-
Maybe if I'd been training hard and sparring regularly. But I haven't.

[rubthebuddha]

i used to say "rub the _____" in a homer simpson voice. then one day, i came into my buddies' dorm room and they were watching an mtv show called pleasure chest. i quickly said, "rub the pleasure chest," not realizing the obvious until after i said it. i already had the nickname of buddha because of a sixpack and a shaved head, so my buddy came up, rubbed my head and tummy and said "rubthebuddha." it stuck. now the nickname for my nickname is back to just plain buddha.

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
Ikan Killabit ch
I hate the stupid f u c k i n g g a y a s s sensor.

Ya gotta learn how to get around the sensor.

*****
****

See?

:D
:D
:D

And I live in Dallas, and Ive driven in rush hour traffic here. I haven't hallucinated, though I once was visited by the spirit of Bodhidharma.

[old jong]

I'm a little too old to be called "Young Jong" ;)

[chen zhen]

The main character in Fist of Fury/Legend is called Chen Zhen, and I had just seen FOL when i started here, so I chose it.

[Starchaser107]

Starchaser

I chase the stars, and no, i'm an artist not an astonomer. I just have very high ambitions for what i do.
that , and i go after women with star quality, can you blame me :)

107
One night I was playing internet chess with my gf and the name starchaser was already taken, so they gave me starchaser107, i said what the hell and decided to use it, now i've registered it and it's actually part of my label.

why i kept is , well It has a 7 I like sevens , alot. so why not starchaser 777 or just 7 ...wouldn't be the same , it was fated :D

[PHILBERT]

But Royce would choke both them out.

[dezhen2001]

a nickname some chinese friends gave me and it stuck. 2001 coz thats when i joined :o

"mr rice guy" was originally "mr nice guy" as in the jackie chan movie. Someone literally said exactly what was in the movie to me "youre... a real nice guy" then i found the avatar of the man eating rice :D

dawood

[yenhoi]

yenhoi is chinese for "kill red5angel with knife."

I challenge red5angel to a deathmatch.

:eek:

[yenhoi]

I think "yenhui" was Confucius's right hand man.

Or at least I read that somewhere in some obscure book of poems.

:)

[Serpent]

When I originally signed up it was mainly to call SifuAbel a ***** for the way him and Neal Cameron were going at it. So I didn't want to use any screen name that I might be recognised by, as I didn't plan to be around long anyway. Like a snake in the grass. And I like snake techniques a bit too. So Serpent it was.

[dezhen2001]

hehe youre just trying to up your post count :p

dawood

[Serpent]

Nonsense. I was genuinely answering the question.

Now I'm just upping my post count! ;)

[dezhen2001]

so am i :D

dawood

[Serpent]

Well done!

:)

[KC Elbows]

Oddly enough, my arms were eaten off at the elbows by a guy acting like a badger and babbling about viet nam prison camps at a KC Masterpiece.

[ZIM]

Won it in a game of poker.

[PHILBERT]

Serpent was one of the others I wanted to know about. Wow, amazing, he joins to diss SifuAbel, not planning on staying around and now he has more posts than anyone.

[Becca]

Originally posted by Stacey
My real name is Sasha, which is Russian, and people say its a girls name. So I went with Stacey. I've always had a girl's name.

Me, Alice Cooper, Pat Seyjack, Leslie Nielson, Jackie Chan. We're few and far between.

I've never met a female named "Stacey", but I have known four guy with that name. :)

Becca is a nick name I've been called by since middle school, when one of my teachers told me I looked more like a "Becca" than "Becky". She said "Becky" was too prissy of a name for me.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by PHILBERT
Serpent was one of the others I wanted to know about. Wow, amazing, he joins to diss SifuAbel, not planning on staying around and now he has more posts than anyone.

Yeah, that bloody SifuAbel has a lot to answer for!

[jon]

Its my real name

[Serpent]

Yeah, right! A likely story.

[rubthebuddha]

same with serpent.

or should i say, serpentine willhelm dunwoody, jr. :eek:

[Serpent]

Ermm... is that supoposed to mean anything to me?

It's a pretty cool moniker as it goes, but if it's some reference to some American dude then I'm afraid it's lost on me!

[Leimeng]

~ LeiMeng is a real name....
~ Sin Loi is an attitude....

Peace,

Sin Loi

Yi Beng, Kan Xue

:D :D :D :p :p :p

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by PHILBERT
A little off topic here, how did you decide to choose your KFO name? I look at a few people (especially SevenStar) and wonder where they got it? In the case of 7*, I figured when I first saw him he did 7* Mantis, but doesn't.

For me, when I was in the 10th grade, some jerk in my history class said I looked like a Filbert. Not knowing how to spell it, or what a Filbert was, I kind of took it up as my nickname and spelled it Philbert.

The next trimester (we had 3 trimesters a year, each 12 weeks, came out to 36 so you only took classes 24 weeks instead of 36), in another class of mine that I didn't sign up for but got stuck into, each person had to have a nickname and it had to start with the first letter in your name. Awesome Amber, Java Jennifer, Jumping Jennifer, Harmonious Haley, etc. When she got to me I said "Philbert" and she said "But your name is Scott. Why not Smiling Scott?" and I said "Philbert." Teacher finally got the hint and it kind of stuck with me since.

Wasn't until my senior year that I found out it is spelled Filbert and learned that Filbert is a type of nut. Fits me perfectly :D


I didn't know what a filbert was... ya learn something new every day.

As for my name, I just thought it sounded pretty darn cool... Everyone seems to think it's because I train in seven star, but negative - I just thought it sounded good. It was either that or WeaponX - I actually did change my name to that for a day, and posted a poll asking which of the two names everyone preferred. The majority of KFO agreed that I should keep SevenStar and that Weapon X sounded gay.

[Serpent]

So why didn't you choose Weapon X then?

[dezhen2001]

WeaponX LMAO :D

d@mmit theres no way i can catch serpents post count now :/

dawood

[Vash]

My little brother came out to the pool one day while I was trying to do a form. He said I was like Vash, except with no hair. So I said okay.

Karate deathmatch ensued.

[Yung Apprentice]

Vash? Who's Vash???



I got my name because I was learning about kung fu. Hence apprentice. And since an apprentice can be of any age, I decided to put Yung in front of it, basically so that I can stand apart from there rest of you OLD ****S . I spelled Yung the way I did, as an ignorant generalization of the chinese language.

Good stuff. Yeah.

[SanSoo Student]

kung fu sansoo is the art that influeneced my outlook on MA the most, and I will always be a student becuase people always learn something new.

[quiet man]

It was the first thing to come to my head when I signed up.

(Actually, no it wasn't... but I guess I couldn't go with 'D@mn, that Jenna Jameson sure has big... ')

I am a huge fan of John Ford, and I like the idea in the movie (stay away from fighting until forced to) and the general idea of being quiet.

That, and I actually killed a man before moving to Ireland and marrying Maureen O'Hara.
(But it wasn't my fault, a badger spirit made me do it)

[chingei]

There was one stuck to the soap one morning and.....

[Mr Punch]

hmmm. you wouldn't believe me if i told you.

[Losttrak]

Mizong = Lost Track
Zhuang Xiao Shan = Cuz my fiance's parents refuse to refer to me with an English name, so I was given a Chinese one

[GeneChing]

In my position, I have to present myself honestly or I'll get lost in the way. It's a constant temptation to be more ostentious - but that's an ego trap that so many masters fall into. Not being a master, I have to go to greater lengths to avoid it.

Of course, there's all the pen names that I write under, but I'm not going to cop to those ;)

[David Jamieson]

You mean you're actually Gene Bachman? :D

My name is the one I've been using all over the place and it's just stuck.

It means power generating. Not that I generate a lot of power, but enough to do my sets.

cheers

[jun_erh]

Lung Jun Erh (http://www.orientalfilms.co.uk/archive/people/dorislungchuner.htm)


check out "The Stomp" from the Wu Tang Collection. It's a cool ass movie. Even just the box of the video is dope. She's been in hundreds of movies like "Heroes of Shaolin" "Jade Fox" "shaolin Bronzewomen"

[SaMantis]

SaMantis ... because I practice northern praying mantis, and my real name is Samantha, and the nick has the same number of syllables --

obviously no imagination used on my part.

I'll just be over here. Kicking stuff ... and stuff.

[Former castleva]

Mine makes perfect sense.
I used to be "Castlevania".
Lost my account,so logically what follows is "Former castleva" (no room for "vania")
Castlevania is a video game (series) no particular relevance.

[KC Elbows]

Not to hijack this thread, but...

Gene got me thinking, with his post about keeping real, and I must admit that KC Elbows has been my handle everywhere for so long that it's now pretty much a synonym for my real name, so that when I'm good or bad or whatever, I don't feel insulated from my actions by the handle, which is good. I mean, unlike a lot of others I know here and elsewhere, I've never really taken to other handles. I messed with it a couple times, but never cared for it, because I don't like writing how I don't write I guess.

Hell, there's one guy who I've seen argue with himself for extended durations under different handles.

Anyways, I've known a lot of people that consider anything that happens online to be some sort of non-event, which I find weird. Especially arguments, it seems. I can kind of understand, as there's a few freaks who I can't stand under their regular handles, but on other martial arts boards, they come on under completely different handles and we've never argued, so I sometimes forget that guy annoys me. Still, though, arguments in the "real" world don't usually have any more impact than those in cyberspace.

Anyway, do you think that things that occur in cyberspace are less important than real world events? I think it all depends. Had the constitution been saved to CD instead of paper, I don't think the importance would have changed, though I think the founding fathers would have stood in holy fear of the strange metallic discus.

And, do you think that identity has meaning in cyberspace, considering that you may know the same person as four different names without even knowing it?

Also, tube tops- always good, or use responsibly?

[Serpent]

I know you use a different handle on a certain board run by a Frenchman! ;)

This is the only board that I use Serpent on. Otherwise I use the same name across the net, which to me is very similar to how you describe KC Elbows being for you. Under my other name, I certainly don't feel that I can hide behind it as I'm quite open about who I am with it.

And what's a tube top?

[KC Elbows]

You must mean a board run by a freedom man.;)

Actually, that was my first internet handle, and shortly thereafter I assumed the KC Elbows monicker here. However, I didn't want to clutter up that board with another handle just so I could be conistent, so I stuck with that handle.

BTW, I haven't the slightest idea who you are elsewhere.

As for tube tops, they are like colorful elastic tubes that women wear around their upper torso in lieu of shirtage. Being elastic, they reveal the shape of all, a gift-curse in clothing. As such, I find they really show off my man boobs.

[Yung Apprentice]

"Being elastic, they reveal the shape of all, a gift-curse in clothing. As such, I find they really show off my man boobs."


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! I literally spit the water I was drinking out, and got it on my computer screen!

Tube tops are good for BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WITH NICE BODIES ONLY.

Ugly women, unshapely women, and ALL men, no matter how nice their man boobs are should never be allowed to wear them.

[KC Elbows]

Unless they're drop dead sexy man boobs, like mine.

[Goldenmane]

I have long blond hair, hence Goldenmane.

I have also gone by Shadowstreak... but it didn't fit in the character limits when I first signed up here a few years ago, so Goldenmane it was.

As far as I can tell, I was the first to come up with either moniker, and yet last time I signed on to ICQ again, there are at least 5 people using each.

Bunch of unoriginal bastiches, the lot of them.

I should be getting royalties at the very least. Grrrr....

-geoff

[SaMantis]

Basic rule of tube tops: If your beer belly is bigger than your boobs, avoid them at all costs.

The tube top, I mean.


You'd be surprised how many wimmens ignore that critical fashion guideline.

[Budokan]

Know then, that in the land of Karate Mist and Shadow Budokan was above all and his word was the ultimate law until he got married and had children. Then he realized his world was one of shame and degradation so he came thence to KFO to be with the other social outcasts. There they found trolls and ate them, cracking their bones over the fires of animal and insect porn whilst ragging on Bruce Lee and hiding from the BJJ Giants.

Or I got it from the Cheap Trick album "Live at Budokan". I can't rightly remember which...

[MasterKiller]

Budokan,

What is best in life?

[Budokan]

Whacking off to animal porn. Uh, or so I've heard....

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by SaMantis
Basic rule of tube tops: If your beer belly is bigger than your boobs, avoid them at all costs.

The tube top, I mean.


You'd be surprised how many wimmens ignore that critical fashion guideline.

Wha?!? I didn't know you were from Tennessee!

[Budokan]

Here's a more serious response:

As many of you know I'm a writer and I work at home. Occasionally I sometimes felt that I should go out and find a job, you know, kind of like Ward Cleaver. It's the way men are brought up, you see, to believe that they have to work away from home to be productive. I used to be somewhat torn about that until this happened one day:

My little boy, Matthew, four years old, was learning to ride his bicycle with training wheels. At first he was afraid of the bike because he'd taken a spill on it the first time he got on. But I talked to him and told him that everybody, even me, sometimes falls down but we have to get back up again and try again. So he did, and while I had my hand on his back to steady him he pedaled down the street and with an ecstatic cry said, "Hey, Dad, I'm doing it! I'm really doing it!"

Fellas, I wouldn't trade that for anything else in my life. The total joy and pride in his voice when he realized that if he kept trying he really could succeed, (with a little of his Dad's judicious help), made staying at home all worthwile and I have not since then felt that I was doing my family any sort of disservice whatosever by staying home and writing.

And let's face it, had I been out doing the Ward Cleaver thing I would have missed that happy joyful cry from my little boy....

That's what's best in life, guys.

[MasterKiller]

That's what's best in life, guys.

WRONG.

The correct answer was: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the wimmin.

I thought your little paragraph there was an ode to the opening of Conan: The Barbarian.

[joedoe]

My nickname used to be ABandit before the board moved - a shortening of arse bandit. Originally I joined because of this thread:

http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6107&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

because it was about Gokky ragging on my school. I only intended to hang around long enough to destroy Gokky, but found I had so much fun here I stayed.

My current nickname is because I could not get the name John Doe, so I decided I could be his brother Joe :D

[Radhnoti]

Joe,

Wasn't it just you and Castlevania that couldn't get their old names back? I can't think of anyone else... :D

Radhnoti...and I'm stunned to find this on a google search now...is sanskrit for "he achieves, he prepares", though the A is capitalized instead of the R...but that had too much of a d00d connotation so I normalized it. It's sort of a positive thinking, mantra kind of a thing for me.

[joedoe]

Originally posted by Radhnoti
Joe,

Wasn't it just you and Castlevania that couldn't get their old names back? I can't think of anyone else... :D

Radhnoti...and I'm stunned to find this on a google search now...is sanskrit for "he achieves, he prepares", though the A is capitalized instead of the R...but that had too much of a d00d connotation so I normalized it. It's sort of a positive thinking, mantra kind of a thing for me.

I think the old forum allowed you to have a nickname that was different to your login, but the new forum forced you to use your login as your nickname. It doesn't bother me really as both names (ABandit & joedoe) were picked to be anonymous as my original intention was not to describe myself (and no Serpent, I am not an arse bandit :D), it was to basically troll Goktimus Prime. But, I am happy to be joedoe :)

[ZIM]

D00dy ov K4R3 in tha house, boyeeee!!!

...i just wanted to say that.:p

[Serpent]

Originally posted by KC Elbows
You must mean a board run by a freedom man.;)

Actually, that was my first internet handle, and shortly thereafter I assumed the KC Elbows monicker here. However, I didn't want to clutter up that board with another handle just so I could be conistent, so I stuck with that handle.

BTW, I haven't the slightest idea who you are elsewhere.


If you knew, you'd sh!t in your pants. If you guess I'll tell you, otherwise my lips are sealed. ;)



As for tube tops, they are like colorful elastic tubes that women wear around their upper torso in lieu of shirtage. Being elastic, they reveal the shape of all, a gift-curse in clothing. As such, I find they really show off my man boobs.

Aha! I know those as boob tubes. Otherwise, I agree with everything you said. Except the bit about man boobs. They should never be mentioned in public.

[KC Elbows]

That's the beauty of tube tops. They make it so you need never mention your man boobs, because they're right there!

As for crapping myself, too late.

[Serpent]

Oh dear! I have this mental image now of KC sitting in a puddle of his own excrement, reaching around his sparkly silver wrapped, hanging man boobs to tap away on his keyboard.

Hmmm... There's some masturbation material for GDA right there!

[Becca]

You know, we didn't realy need that mental image, Serp. :rolleyes: :D

[Serpent]

Hey, neither did I. Share the pain, share the misery - that's my motto.

:)

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by KC Elbows


And, do you think that identity has meaning in cyberspace, considering that you may know the same person as four different names without even knowing it?



Does identity have any real meaning in the real world? How well do you REALLY know a person? I'm sure some of us know other KFO members better than we know some of our neighbors.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Serpent
So why didn't you choose Weapon X then?


Because a gay sounding name is way better suited for you...

[Serpent]

Maybe, but you are gay.

[dezhen2001]

*meeow* :eek:

dawood

[sticky fingers]

hee hee:D

[phantom]

I believe in an afterlife. I hate to think that once you die, there is nothing after that, which is why I have such strong religious beliefs. Also, in movies, sitcoms, and cartoons, ghosts come in many different varieties, which I feel is somewhat parallel to the way I am interested in many different styles of martial arts. I felt phantom was a bit more orignal of a nickname than ghost was.

[norther practitioner]

I'm sure some of us know other KFO members better than we know some of our neighbors.

that is scarely true... and it is such a trend on the internet....
Wonder when the trendieness of global whatever will be taken aback by realising that the intimacy offered by neighbors is better in many ways. Then again I can say whatever the **** I want on this board and not have the **** neighbors shoot out my car windows with bb guns...

[MasterKiller]

Plus, no one on KFO runs across my lawn or pops wheelies in my flower bed.

[norther practitioner]

Dude, I said I was sorry about your impatients....:p

[Shaolin-Do]

I dont really know my neighors for sh!t either... only 2 of them are nice when I talk to them, but then again I throw kegs till 3 am on weeknights... But hey, I gotta be awake early for work too.
:)
MK- Sucks if someone really did run up in your lawn. that sh!t would really pizz me off...
theres a few cheeky f*cker 16 year olds round these parts that drive around pushing over brick mailboxes lately...

[MasterKiller]

All my neighbors have kids, and they constantly play in my yard and tear the shlt out of my grass. Pizzes me off something serious. Plus, the chick next to me runs a 'daycare,' which I never gave much thought to, until I stayed home from work one day and witnessed 8 kids running all over my yard.

[norther practitioner]

until I stayed home from work one day and had 8 kids running all over my yard.
got a sprinkler system? :D

I think you get my point.

[MasterKiller]

got a sprinkler system?

I do. And I did.

:D

[Shaolin-Do]

Tell me about it dude, I used to live directly nextdoor to a very popular neighborhood pool (the kind of big nice pool that lets anyone who will pay go) so i got kids, parents, and trash in my yard all the f*cking time, and the bells and whistles from swimteam waking me up at 8 am, and back then i was a lazy f*cker with no job. sh!t sucked.

[norther practitioner]

I do. And I did.
Sweet..... oops, didn't see you guys there, hope you don't mind, I have to flush the system...

[Becca]

Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
I dont really know my neighors for sh!t either... only 2 of them are nice when I talk to them, but then again I throw kegs till 3 am on weeknights... But hey, I gotta be awake early for work too.
:)
MK- Sucks if someone really did run up in your lawn. that sh!t would really pizz me off...
theres a few cheeky f*cker 16 year olds round these parts that drive around pushing over brick mailboxes lately...
have you ever done the cement mail box trick? Several years back, there were some kids going around bashing mail boxes with metal baseball bats. After repalcing his box 3 times, my old niebbor discided to put a little one inside a bigger one, then fill the gap with concrete, then mount it on a steal pole that was ceneted about 3' into the ground. Three days later, he got a letter from some kids perants demanding he pay for a broken arm. :D :D :D

That was all the proof the cops needed to charge the kid for criminal mischief and destruction of private property. Nothing was ever said about Ol' Bill ahveing to pay any doctor's bills.:D :D :D

[Serpent]

Excellent! Nice to know that sometimes the good guys win!

;)

[quiet man]

Here's another neat trick: if the kids are constantly climbing your fence, take some bottles, smash them with a bat, then take the broken glass and glue it to top of the fence. And be sure to pick up all the severed little fingers in the morning...

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Serpent
Maybe, but you are gay.

No, get it right... I did your mom BEFORE she became a man. That wouldn't classify me as gay.

[MasterKiller]

No, get it right... I did your mom BEFORE she became a man. That wouldn't classify me as gay.
But she was still a hermaphrodite before the surgery, so that at least makes you bi, right?

[SevenStar]

I never touched her male parts, but she did... does that mean that I'm straight and we had a threesome?

[dezhen2001]

that has to be one of the nastiest things i have ever heard LOL. Almost put GDA to shame :eek:

dawood

[rubthebuddha]

actually, sevenstar, it's a two-and-a-half-some.



scarily enough, as i first typed the word actually, it came out asectually before i corrected it. i know the spelling is off, but if you pronounce it phonetically, it applies a little better to sevenstar's excessively endowed former partner. weird, that.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by dezhen2001
that has to be one of the nastiest things i have ever heard LOL. Almost put GDA to shame :eek:

dawood

I'll take that as a compliment :D

[rubthebuddha]

actually, seven, i stand corrected. unless she used the male parts, it was just a twosome while her "buddy" sat back and watched.

[red5angel]

Red5angel was the name I earned killing some midget named Yenhoi in a challenge match a while back. Red because of all the blod the little guy had when I took his knife from him and stuck it in him 5 times until he stopped screaming. Angel because someone watching the challenge match said I "fell on that little bugger like an avenging angel".

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha
actually, seven, i stand corrected. unless she used the male parts, it was just a twosome while her "buddy" sat back and watched.

I can accept that. But, she was touching the male parts - does that count as using them?

[rubthebuddha]

then i think you're back to the two-and-a-half-some.

[SevenStar]

and no gayness, right? just a straight 2.5 some