VERSUS POLLS: rounds #1 - #4

[chen zhen]

OK, place your bets! Who will win?

This fight was never finished in the other thread, so this will maybe let us see who the winner will be.

Design Sifu, could you give me the list of the fighters left on the other thread, so I can have an idea to what I'm going after in the next fight?

[Kristoffer]

magnetoooooooooooooooooooo:eek:

[chen zhen]

this thread will self-destruct in 4 days, so you'd better start voting..:rolleyes:

[shaolin kungfu]

Magneto would kick ass!

[chen zhen]

Everyone: post at my poll on the Other Related arts forum, too.

[MasterKiller]

Maul would choke out Magneto.

Nuff said.

[Sho]

Maul would so poke him in the ass! :o

[chen zhen]

I said vote on who will win, not who is the gayest! :p

[@PLUGO]

Pulled from the previous vs. thred:
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Wolverine vs. Blade

Neo vs. Law (Evil Jet Li in THE ONE)

Daredevil vs. Scorpion King

Elektra vs. Mystique

Spiderman vs. Nightcrawler

Trinity vs. Deathstrike (from X2)

Bulletproof Monk vs. Bullseye

Batman vs. Hero (jet li)

Morpheus vs. Mace Windu

XXX (vin diesel) vs. 007

Shaft (Roundtree not Sam) vs Blackbelt Jones

bruce lee vs. grizzly bear (from an old thread)

darth vader vs. saruman (LOTR)

Legolas (Lord of the Rings) vs. Agent Smith (matrix)

Kato vs. Black Mask

Drunken Master vs. General Fujita (fist of legend)

Texas Ranger vs. Billy Blanks

Homer Simpson VS Cartman

Dhalsim VS Mr Fantastic

Jay Z VS 50 Cent

Lara Croft VS Catwoman

[/list=1]

for the sake of not bogging this forum down with vs. threds after this bout is done I'll merge it with the previous thred when the second poll kicks in etc...

[chen zhen]

Thanks! I'll look forward to that.:)
How do you like my miss wet t---uhh you know contest, huh?:D

[chen zhen]

Sorry masterkiller, it seems like the magnetic superhero is kicking your little playmate's booty. :cool:
You go and pray now:p :D

[MasterKiller]

That's just because comic book geeks are crawling out of the woodwork lately.

Put Maul and Magneto in that plastic jail cell, no weapons, one-on-one, and then tell me who comes out on top.

[Suntzu]

the Jay Z v 50 fight should be disrupted by terrorist activity and never be re-sceduled....

i vote magneto... DM impaled by his own weapon rd 1 0:08...

[chen zhen]

MK: I don't care a sh!t about comic book characters, I just posted these to fight, because the discussion was never settled.
I would say you're a SW geek, btw;)

suntzu: how 'bout Snoop Dogg vs. Notorious BIG?:cool:

[Suntzu]

Wolverine vs. Blade- Wolvie by beserker attack rd 2 1:28


Neo vs. Law (Evil Jet Li in THE ONE)- Law by chinese b!tch slap rd 1 2:30


Daredevil vs. Scorpion King- SK by J-Lo azz rape rd 3 1:07


Elektra vs. Mystique- draw good fight tho... lots of T but could benefit from more A


Spiderman vs. Nightcrawler- Spidey by judges decision... NC does too much running...


Trinity vs. Deathstrike (from X2)-DS by forfeit... Trinity to busy drunk at the bar being a skank...


Bulletproof Monk vs. Bullseye- not televised


Batman vs. Hero (jet li)- Batman by anti bat flying swordsman spray rd 3 2:30


Morpheus vs. Mace Windu-Morpheous by an Othello GnP… rd 3 0:53


XXX (vin diesel) vs. 007- bathroom break... didn't see it...


Shaft (Roundtree not Sam) vs Blackbelt Jones-DRAW... no afros were harm during the filming of this fight...

ok i'm tired...

[chen zhen]

U can post a poll on some of these fights yourself.

[Starchaser107]

magneto all the way

[@PLUGO]

this poll's been inactive for a couple of days now...


should we close it & move on to the next round?

[chen zhen]

Yes. Will you post it?

[@PLUGO]

Winner of previous round:
Magneto

[chen zhen]

It was a tough decision, but I had to go with wolverine. I don't know why.

[shaolin kungfu]

Wolverine's healing powers would make it next to impossible to kill him.

[Starchaser107]

Wolverine

[chen zhen]

This seems to be settled already. Blade is sliced up already. AND wolverine can use the special skill of GARLIC BREATH to confuse him.:cool:

[MasterKiller]

What good is a sword against an Adamantium skeleton?

Now a lightsaber, that's a different story....;)

[BAI HE]

Royce.

[@PLUGO]

"Slide and Dice like Julia Chiles . . . BABY"

[Starchaser107]

MK , I'm sure if you peruse the marvel universe hard enough , you might find one or so characters that Darth Maul can take...perhaps Aunt May.

[chen zhen]

Aunt Mae would choke DM out..:cool:

[Silumkid]

Definitely Wolverine. Blade may be a vampire, but Wolvie would have no problem lopping that head right off. He nearly gutted the Hulk after all.

[@PLUGO]

Winners:

round #1: Magneto
round #2: Wolverine

Round #3:
Amidst Law's travels through alternate universes he projects himself into The Matrix. Not aware that he is actually in a computer simulation he continues to seek his counterpart only to come accross Neo, the one he never expected to encounter. Who will survive this super kungfu action!?!?

[MasterKiller]

Every time someone kills someone else in The One, a new Alternate Universe is created (this is how they explain their ability to use wormholes). So, that means each time Law killed one his selves, another Law was created in another universe, which means he could never be The One.

Neo, however, is the One.

Neo wins because THE ONE sucked @ss.

[Starchaser107]

as bad as keanu's movie-fu is, and as much as i rate jet li. Neo would dump on Law.

[chen zhen]

The little pre-battle history was a nice touch.;)
Law wins because keanu sucks ass.

[David Jamieson]

neo wouldn't finish the fight, he'd run away as fast as his spindly girly legs could carry him with the entiruty of his four months of movie fu training.

Jet would kick his lily white into purple mush.

Muwa....haha....haha....*pause*...ha ha hahahahahaha.

the end

a commentary brought to you by: Kunglek, cut's through it like a hot knife through butta.

cheers

[@PLUGO]

Winners:
Magneto,
Wolverine,
Law (the evil One)


While on one of his ladventures the scorpion king activates a magickal item that sends him through time & space. arriving in hell's kitchen New York City he is assulted by a herd of strange beasts, part armored chariot with tranparent bellies containing miserable humans. Seeking to free this poor humans the scorpion kings hacks away at these loud steaming beasts.
The sounds of a massive pile-up is too much for lawyer Matt Murdock to ignore. The Screams mingle with the sound of crunching mettle. "is that the sound of a sword?" he thinks to himself as he don's the red outfit of Daredevil, hell's kitchen's man without feer.

it takes little more than a minute to locate the chaos. On the corner of east 12th street and delancey a dozen cars litter the streets, wreaked. Amidst it all a nearly naked man swings a huge sword wildly hacking at cars that swirve randomly in hopes of avoiding this barbarian.

Daredevil must stop this madman before anyone gets seriously hurt. The Scorpion King must return to his home, and suspects the red devil swinging down towards him may be the key to his return. The battle begins . . .

[Starchaser107]

home court advantage.

what would really be interesting is Balthazar (michael clarke duncan) vs. Kingpin (michael clarke duncan). :cool:

[chen zhen]

Once again I admire the little pre-fight history featured..;)

All the winners will then have to fight each other in the end too, right?

edit: Design sifu: don't forget to vote yourself!

[MasterKiller]

Push--they both suck.

[norther practitioner]

Scorpion King, just b/c I hate ben affleck