Situation

[Shaolin-Do]

You are in a dark alley, by yourself, and 2 dudes approach you from the front, behind you just long dark ally (more than you feel like running down).
Dude #1 is big, significantly bigger than you, 30 lbs or so. Dude #2 is about your size, if not maybe a little smaller.
Dude #1 demands your wallet, jewelry, or the like.
What do you do?

[ewallace]

I'd start by asking myself what the hell i'm doing all alone in a dark alley.

[txwingchun]

Use one of the items on my batman utility belt.

[ewallace]

Or you can purchase the ultimate in street defense. The new Thug-B-Gone is a state of the art device that will drive the thugs away and force them to get a job and take shooting lessons.

Available exclusively from Wallace Enterprises.

[Fred Sanford]

why you walking down a dark alley in the first place? you big dummy.

[txwingchun]

Originally posted by ewallace
Or you can purchase the ultimate in street defense. The new Thug-B-Gone is a state of the art device that will drive the thugs away and force them to get a job and take shooting lessons.

Available exclusively from Wallace Enterprises.

You should trademark that and put out an infomercial.

[Black Jack]

Call in David Hasselhoof to choke them the f@ck out!

[Golden Arms]

I think we can all agree from looking at this picture, that "messing" with Mr. Hasselhoff is a very bad idea...

http://www.lebedentag.de/images/paper/david.jpgDavid Hasselhoff (http://www.lebedentag.de/images/paper/david.jpg)

[apoweyn]

behind you just long dark ally

Well, I don't know why you're worried about the two dudes in front of you if you've got a 'long dark ally' behind you. Just ask him for some help.


Stuart B.

[norther practitioner]

Why does the ally have to be dark? What are you doing in an alley with a long dark ally anyway SD?

[red5angel]

Is long a reference to the black mans burden or something? What sort of question is this?!

[Dark Knight]

I carry, I would reach back for my wallet, draw and fire.

[MasterKiller]

Apparently, SD is asking for advice concerning his sex life. He wants to know what we would do if we were sandwiched between 3 men, the one in back being a long dark man named Ally. He wants to know if we would run, or just go with the flow and become the cream filling for this Oreo man-cookie.

[shaolin kungfu]

My geuss is SD would go with the flow. Why would he come up with this scenario, iof he didn't want it to happen to him?

[Oso]

this thread just got beat down...and choked out.:D

[apoweyn]

Originally posted by Oso
this thread just got beat down...and choked out.:D

All for want of a single vowel. :)

[Shaolin-Do]

lol
I started this thread as yes, a troll topic, I figured to get some replies on your super human abilities.
baahahaha.....
:)
funny.

[Shaolin-Do]

edit - was typing before I thought.
alley.
sorry.
Only ally I know is a super hot half korean chick.
:)

[shaolin kungfu]

dont you mean half korean man:eek:

[Shuul Vis]

Id give them my wallet because there is probly nothing in it.

[Shaolin-Do]

...
Maybe half korean half man?
err?
half of korean men?
no no no....:confused:

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by Dark Knight
I carry, I would reach back for my wallet, draw and fire. You would shoot him with your wallet?
Man, you Americans are psycho-tough!
:D

[joedoe]

So SD, what would YOU do? How would you decide which of the 900 different forms in Shaolin Do you could use to defeat your attackers? :D

[Laughing Cow]

Hmmm, lets see.

Offer them a threesome for $200.
:D

[Serpent]

Or would you just turn into a wookie and scare them off?

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Mat
You would shoot him with your wallet?
Man, you Americans are psycho-tough!
:D

LOL!

:D :D :D

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by Laughing Cow
Hmmm, lets see.

Offer them a threesome for $200.
:D $200?! What?! They'd have to pay me, with my skills! And I'm not cheap! :D






BTW, LC, WTF kind of an answer was that...?! Have you been hanging around Kabukicho again?!:p

[joedoe]

I think he's been reading too much hentai :D

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by Mat
$200?! What?! They'd have to pay me, with my skills! And I'm not cheap! :D


So I heard last time I was in Shinjuku ni-chome. :D

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by joedoe
I think he's been reading too much hentai :D

What's the diff. between using a feather and the whole chicken??

:D

[Serpent]

:(

I wish I had a clue what you guys were talking about.

[joedoe]

Hentai = Japanese pornographic comics, usually involving alien p3nis monsters raping young girls with their multiple tentacles.

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by joedoe
Hentai = Japanese pornographic comics, usually involving alien p3nis monsters raping young girls with their multiple tentacles.

That's maybe 5% of the total volume of availble stuff.

You guys only get to see the sick over the top perverted stuff.

:D

[Serpent]

Originally posted by joedoe
Hentai = Japanese pornographic comics, usually involving alien p3nis monsters raping young girls with their multiple tentacles.

Wow. Can't believe this has passed me by!

Driver! To the comic store!

[joedoe]

There are online versions that you can access. Let me know if you want the link(s) and I can ask a friend for them if you want and I'll PM you ;) :D

[Mr Punch]

hmmm, ask a 'friend' huh...?:D

Hentai is all sick over the top porn manga. I heard...:o

Kabukicho is an old entertainment district of Shinjuku (the skyscraper city of Tokyo - in fact mostly entertainment...) once famous for erm... kabuki... now famous for nimble young 'ladies' who work from any position... I heard...:o

Shinjuku ni-chome is another such bordering area.

Just FYI!

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by Mat

Shinjuku ni-chome is another such bordering area.


It actually is the area where you look for same-sex partners.
;)

But at the same time there are some good food and similar places there.

Cheers.

[Mr Punch]

It actually is the area where you look for same-sex partners.
glad you told me that...! not going there then! you obviously did your research...!:D





sniff 'sides, there is no-one the same sex as me...sniff:( :eek:

:D