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Surferdude
06-21-2003, 08:10 PM
Why are there so many **** topics on karate now???:( :D
Everyone is either critisizing it or comparing it to other styles.. Come on now!!!
apoweyn
06-23-2003, 07:29 AM
I don't understand the problem. Why shouldn't there be? (Beside the very tired argument that this is a kung fu forum. There's enough common ground that discussion of one is relevant to the other.)
Kristoffer
06-23-2003, 08:03 AM
....coz karate SUCKS! ;)
Suntzu
06-23-2003, 08:13 AM
off the top of my head…

Gi's are gay… silk pj's are pimp…
MMA says KF suck… KF needs someone to pick on that they MIGHT beable to beat up…
KF is too deadly to practice on one another… so might as well practice on poor little karate…
KF has wushu chicks… karate has *shrug*…
chen zhen
06-23-2003, 08:16 AM
Good points;)
MasterKiller
06-23-2003, 08:17 AM
karate has *shrug*…
Ever watch Sport Karate...? They have staffs that light up, and do crappy butterfly kicks, and lots and lots of aerials. And oh yeah, kicking over your head fifty times in a circle has lots of martial applications.


But they do yell really loud, so I guess it would work on the street.:rolleyes:
Kristoffer
06-23-2003, 08:20 AM
karate chicks sucks
Judge Pen
06-23-2003, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by Suntzu
KF has wushu chicks… karate has *shrug*…

chicks are cool wushu or otherwise. I've seen some karate chicks that have gotten my attention.
Suntzu
06-23-2003, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by Kristoffer
karate chicks sucks well...... i stand corrected ;) :D
Judge Pen
06-23-2003, 08:31 AM
gis show more cleveage
Suntzu
06-23-2003, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Judge Pen
gis show more cleveage KF is slowly losing it case... :(
MasterKiller
06-23-2003, 08:35 AM
gis show more cleveage
Considering most male Karate instructors' man-breasts are bigger than their female students', I would say cleavage is a bad thing.


Besides, silk top+cold room means it's nipple time.
Judge Pen
06-23-2003, 08:43 AM
Man-breasts are a very bad thing. :( +1 Kung Fu.

Female cleveage in a gi. +1 Karate.

Silk tops in cold rooms +1 Kung Fu.

Gi's that fly open during sparring. + 1 Karate.

So far its Karate: 2; Kung Fu 2. Who has the tie breaker?
Ray Pina
06-23-2003, 08:57 AM
They don't call it Plum Blossom fist for nothing;)
Royal Dragon
06-23-2003, 08:58 AM
We have Helen Liang ;) :p :D
chen zhen
06-23-2003, 09:05 AM
As for MA movies:

Kungfu's got this.. (http://home.enter.vg/cyc/jackie/splash.jpg)

Karate's got this.. (http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0201/pictures/vandammekickchef.jpg)
chen zhen
06-23-2003, 09:12 AM
And again:Kungfu's got this.. (http://www.hongkongcinema.de/hkmale/jetli.jpg)

And karate's got this.. (http://www.autographsplus.com/photos/norris244.jpg)
Suntzu
06-23-2003, 09:17 AM
this thread has opened the envelop filled with a powdery substance and is slowly dying with the gay…
chen zhen
06-23-2003, 09:18 AM
:D
rogue
06-23-2003, 09:48 AM
My apologies to Surfer and Budokan. I thought that since you guys practice karate, sure it's school boy and garden party karate but still karate, I thought you'd enjoy seeing more topics on your art.:D

Just remember all, that Kung Fu is just Chinese karate so we're all family here.!:p
Surferdude
06-23-2003, 11:49 AM
:D :o :o :o :o :D
I'm speechless, the pics that chen zen gave just killed it!!!
Some karate chicks are hot,some, others (most unfourtunately)
are all abunch of butches and hosses!!!:eek:
But once in awhile a gi does open and its funny!!!
chen zhen
06-23-2003, 11:51 AM
whaddya mean, killed it?:D
Kristoffer
06-23-2003, 12:18 PM
We have Zhang Ziyi
You have Cobra Kai



We have can of whoop-ass
You have can of ink
Surferdude
06-24-2003, 06:23 AM
Hey now that can of ink could ruin your shirt!!!:D
Then you'd have to get another one... The pen is mightier than the sword so ink is good!:D
chen zhen
06-24-2003, 06:36 AM
kung-fu suits are often (cool-)black.. so the ink would'nt be seen.
karate has pure-white gi's, and the ink would ruin them.
soo..:rolleyes: ;) :p