Summer 2003 "Which ORA girl is the sexiest"-contest.

[chen zhen]

Yes, it's that time again! By request I have now managed the big Summer 2003 "Which ORA girl is the sexiest"-contest. I hope you will all enjoy yourselves at our virtual Bada-Bing here. I will thank all the people that have made this possible: Quiet Man, Shaolin Kungfu, Xebsball, Judge Pen & Bodhitree for making this possible, by getting me the materials & girls. Thank you all.

Now done with the babbling, let's start tha thang.

And the contestants are:


Natasha Yi. Winner of the last tournament by a mile, & the hottest asian chick you'll ever see.
Manager: chen zhen

1:http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=340579

2:http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=349460

3:http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=340577

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Sung Hi Lee. 2nd place in the last tournament, and had a close tie with Ms. Yi. Is sure to win now, so she entered a second time. Pure Snipesism.
Manager: chen zhen

1:http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=349462

2:http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=349463

3:http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=349464

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Sofia Vergara. This Extremely hot latino woman was sure to win in the last tournament, but was beaten down to 3rd. Entered again, because she now is sure to win.
Manager: Quiet Man.

1:http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=349474

2:http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=349468

3:http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=349469

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Heidi Klum. Talented German model. The big-time celebrity of our tournament.
manager: Quiet Man.

1:http://www.thefly.de/heidi/gallery2/gqameric2.jpg

2:http://www.netmachine.ru/wall/Heidi_Klum_02_1024_X.jpg

3:http://www.misfamosas.com/93/images/nib-Heidi_Klum-GQ_0902-Brigitte_Bardot.jpg



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Daniela. New contestant from Brazil, she heard about the big ORA tournament in the news in her homecountry, and flew in to the ORA offices as quick as possible.
Manager: Xebsball.

1: http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/1101/fotos/02_05.jpg

2:http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/1101/fotos/09_01.jpg

3:http://www.terra.com.br/thegirl/1101/fotos/10_03.jpg

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Aria Giovanni. Italian model. Daniela's arch-rical & nemesis.
Manager: Judge Pen.

1:http://www.vintageandmodernpinups.com/ariavamp4.jpg

2:http://www.cetniks.com/photo/cice/images/Aria%20Giovanni.jpg

3:http://www.intenseinternet.com/images/aria-giovanni-003.jpg

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Miscallaneous 1. Various pix from ModFx.
Manager: Shaolin Kungfu

1:http://www.modfxmodels.com/models/ChrissieCollins/images/Chrissie-01.jpg

2:http://www.modfxmodels.com/models/MasuimiMax/images/Masuimi-01.jpg

3:http://www.modfxmodels.com/models/KristenMuranaga/images/Kristen-Pic-01.jpg


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Miscallaneous 2. Nasty asian chicks, sent by Bodhitree. Not sure what they're doing here, LOL.
Manager:Bodhitree.

1:http://www.fpg3.netfirms.com/portrait-269.htm

2:http://www.fpg2.netfirms.com/portrait-007.htm

[dezhen2001]

its a tough one man :( but right now i gotta go with Xebsballs chicka :cool:

dawood

[chen zhen]

Ain't no thang.:cool:

[Surferdude]

Happy now???:D

[chen zhen]

Yes.

[chen zhen]

What up quiet man!

I had trouble with the pix u sent me, but I found some good alternatives.:)

[quiet man]

D@mmit, chen zhen, you said only one girl per manager! That's false advertising, that is! :D

How am I supposed to vote now? How could I choose between Heidi and Sofia? It's madness! Madness I tell you! ;)

That geocities site - old news, bro. Way ahead of you ;)... And besides, this one (http://pages.sbcglobal.net/mz-209/sofia/sofia.htm) and this one (http://www.vergarcia.com) are much better :)...

About the pics - try resizing them before attaching. And if that doesn't work, we'll have to figure something out...

[chen zhen]

I tried to resize, but it did'nt work. but it's nice pix I found anyway, right?

but are'nt you flattered by being the only one (besides me) to have 2? U send me nearly 45 pix, so I had to show my gratitude.;)

+, I needed material.

[chen zhen]

I wanted this, and pic 35 u send me as the competing pics, but they did'nt work properly. Dang shame.:(
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/mz-209/sofia/bdo2-0624_sofia_vergara_042-sv58.htm

[Former castleva]

You defeated me in popularity.

[chen zhen]

It's not very popular at the time. We just need to have all the guys here and discuss in either thread. & we have to reach monday, so that more people come.

Don't lose hope.

U voted..?

btw QM, u have a password to the second Sv site?:rolleyes: :cool:

[quiet man]

Yeah, that's a real nice picture of her.
Pic 35? Please remind me... is that the one with the not-so-very-buttoned-up shirt? (drool) :D

Shame about resizing... how's about I send you all my links, and then you choose the pics from there?

[chen zhen]

Maybe in another contest, & another time. I'll remember that.:)

Or maybe it was 36. I don't remember anymore.:rolleyes: :p

[Former castleva]

Now we´re even.A draw!

Have not voted yet,will vote.

[quiet man]

The password? Just register (for free, no credit card BS) and they'll send you the password to your e-mail address. Too bad though, pics aren't downloadable (unless you have some kind of Image Toolbar on your IE, or whatever it is that you Mac users have ;)), but the videos ARE downloadable. And there are some sweet videos of Sofia dancing and sunbathing... mmm.

[chen zhen]

ok, I will.

How did u know I used mac..?:confused:

[quiet man]

You told me in your e-mail, silly. :rolleyes: :)

Yeah, it's very nice of you to let me manage two girls (none other than Heidi and Sofia).
Actually, that sounds like my dream job :D...

Hey cz, what do you think of the french maid uniform pic?

[chen zhen]

I did..? oh yeah, I did.:D

Yes, dream-job.:cool:

[chen zhen]

HEY!!!

Daniela is now ahead of natasha yi!!!!

HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN!!:eek: :confused:
:(

[Samurai Jack]

Well, Chen, not everyone likes thier ladies covered in makeup with a putty knife... or inflated with a surgeon's knife! :D

[chen zhen]

She's not!!:eek::mad:

:D

[bodhitree]

Chen
we need some new ladies! Yes she is!

[chen zhen]

No!! don't say it!!:D

Welcome back, booty, it's been a while.

[bodhitree]

I dont have computer access on the weekends, however I miss yall ( oh thats sick)

[chen zhen]

pathetic f*ck:D

Which one did u vote on?

[chen zhen]

2000 posts! woohoo!!:)

[bodhitree]

I did vote for my nasty hoes!!!!!

[bodhitree]

You didn't put up the best one, the one bending over!

[chen zhen]

I did'nt? sorry bout that.

Hey,u use your nickname in your sig! I'm honoured..:o

:D

[bodhitree]

http://www.netfirms.com/portrait-007.htm (http://)
this one chen, and yeah I like the nickname!!;)

[bodhitree]

Would you please put her with the nasty hoes, how could you have nasty hoes without her;)

[chen zhen]

I would, if your link just worked.;)

[quiet man]

She's so nasty, she's invisible. :D

[bodhitree]

I dont know why it didn't work, it works in the other sexiest girls thread, come on Chen go find it, I'm at school, I gotta leave in a couple minutes and go to class.

[chen zhen]

OK, I will.

woah! a lot of people are here now!:eek:

[bodhitree]

http://www.fpg2.netfirms.com/portrait-007.htm (http://) there it is Chen it should work this time, Sorry.

[quiet man]

D@mn your fiendish plan, chen zhen! I had to vote for Sofia this morning (after a long period of thinking about it), and now Heidi will stay voteless! :mad:

D@mn you! :D

[bodhitree]

Heidi s u c ks and does not deserve to win!

[chen zhen]

Is this the one?

http://www.fpg2.netfirms.com/portrait-007.htm
or this
http://www.fpg3.netfirms.com/portrait-269.htm

[bodhitree]

First one, thank you, your quite the gentleman!!The other one is good also!

[quiet man]

Originally posted by bodhitree
Heidi s u c ks and does not deserve to win!

FEEL MY WRATH, INSOLENT BOY!

(waves hands frantically)

(nothing happens)

D@mn, you'll pay for this too!... :D

[chen zhen]

it has now been done.

[bodhitree]

how come my links didn't work?

[chen zhen]

God.
;)

Hey quiet man, I answered your question about Danish Lesbian handball players. In "brink of..".:p

[quiet man]

I know cz, I saw it.

Camilla Andersen is one of them, eh? Well, she is pretty butch... :D

But I say Norway will kick Denmarks @ss in the World Championship, Zagreb 2003. And I'll be there to see it! :cool:

[chen zhen]

I don't care.:cool:

See y'all.

[Kristoffer]

I voted NAtasha Yi but it was hard to choose between her and Giovanni :eek:

[chen zhen]

Woah! we're already at 17 votes! This can evolve to something big.:)

[chen zhen]

OK, yeah, they're ugly:D

except for a couple o' famous ones.

[Former castleva]

"Woah! we're already at 17 votes! This can evolve to something big"
Yes.This experiment proves that very few do have a liking for good old vg music.

[Kristoffer]

I love music. I live for music :D
What do you listen to former Castleva? (me mostly rap/hip hop and some nu metal, jazz, persian, greece music etc..)

[Former castleva]

I listen to classic console music of course. :D
Mainly.

[Kristoffer]

Really?? You only listen to this kind of music? :D LOL that's cool, a bit odd but cool

[Former castleva]

:D

Kind of...

[Kristoffer]

Pretty much, yeah

[chen zhen]

FC=freak:p

kristoffer: I would understand persian, but greek..?:confused:
One of my friends (the one who stalks a girl) rented a CD with Somali music recently. I have never heard as f*cked music as this!:D

[chen zhen]

I noticed that SHL is not as popular as last time. That was also the best pic of her u can find (the one last time), she's actually not as good on other pics. just my POW.

[norther practitioner]

I'm just saying NY is the shizznit... great figure, purrty face.

[Kristoffer]

Since I hardly know any swedes, only imigrants.. So I have adepted their music. A close friend of mine is greek so he's sorta forced it on me :) And my mother likes the country and their traditions so she's in to it as well.



Sung is boring now, There's better around! All her pics feel old me thinks

[chen zhen]

I'm just saying NY is the shizznit... great figure, purrty face.

yo da man:cool:



Since I hardly know any swedes, only imigrants..

sounds like me (only swap swedes with danes, of course:D)



So I have adepted their music.

Niggah, pleeaz:D
Not me at all. Maybe some Persian, but Arab makes me puke, & more so Turkish (U can't tell if it's a man or a woman singing)

[chen zhen]

I hate danish music as well, so I don't know really..:rolleyes:

[Kristoffer]

"Not me at all. Maybe some Persian, but Arab makes me puke, & more so Turkish (U can't tell if it's a man or a woman singing)"

lol yea some is more fun to listen to. Is there any good hip hop in Denmark?

[Former castleva]

www.gamingfm.com
(You can request tunes)

Danish hip hop,sounds scary.If you ever hear about Danish hip hop coming this way,let me know in time.

[chen zhen]

Some is pretty-boy rap (ala: østkyst-huztlers)
and some can be pretty gangsta.(aka scary:p)

[Kristoffer]

Is there any groups/artist you like? NAME THEM! :)


Castleva, I think finnish rap is... weird. And kinda funny. I know Fintelligens sounds like ****

[Former castleva]

"Castleva, I think finnish rap is... weird. And kinda funny. I know Fintelligens sounds like ****"

Absolutely lame.
I hate all of it! :p :D

[chen zhen]

I can't name any right now, but I'll try to find something.

[Former castleva]

I think I do have a 2-CD album by Kent (swed.) bought to me by a relative.He bought it because it the album had SLED DOGS on it´s cover (I think he thought it was not too precious)
I listened for a minute or two,and never touched it again.I do not know where it is...let me know if you do see it. ;)

[chen zhen]

"Den gale pose"( med "Jokeren" as the lead rapper), "Outlandish", "Malk De Koijn", "L.O.C."(pretty gangsta), "Humleridderne"

some bands.

[Kristoffer]

uhm.. isn't Outlandish swedish? Or am I off base here?

I'll check the groups out tomorrow


And Castleva, Kent isn't hiphop it's pop/rock. (I hate it 2) There is however *KEN* :D ..wich is rap.

[chen zhen]

Outlandish is DEFINATELY danish! they're pretty famous here. A girl in my former highschool had one of the members as a neighbour.

L.O.C. has some ok shizzle, but france has some better hizzles, knowwaddamean;)

[Mr Punch]

Having a bit of a sabbatical, but thought I had to return to kfo for all the important issues...:D

Of course, voted for the chick who looks most like my gf; the delectable Natasha Yi... ;) but I have a question: why the hell has no-one voted for Heidi whassaface? :confused: She is a BABE!:o

[quiet man]

Originally posted by Mat

Of course, voted for the chick who looks most like my gf; the delectable Natasha Yi... ;)

Natasha Yi looks like your grandfather? :D


Originally posted by Mat

but I have a question: why the hell has no-one voted for Heidi whassaface? :confused: She is a BABE!:o

D@mn straight! ;)

[Sho]

Kent is one of my favourite music artsts and it's definitely not rap. :D

[chen zhen]

Mat has a hot grandfather.
:D

[Former castleva]

:D

[chen zhen]

I mean, jeezus christ.:D It must be a hot grandfather, right?:p

Dam n..

Well, I gotta go. I'm going out to buy some Escrima sticks. i'm gonna use them for JKD in a few months, so I'd better be familiar with them in time. See ya.:cool:

[bodhitree]

ha ha ha ha ha!!! Heidi is still at zero, what a stupid *****!

[bodhitree]

Chen, dont you mean disesus crist?:eek:

[chen zhen]

Me thinks u have a disease.;)

[bodhitree]

Oh, I'm very sick in the head!:p

[chen zhen]

Good that u finally admit it.:p

[bodhitree]

Oh, I've known that for a long time, and I think I get sicker by the minute!!My old psyche teacher used to say "everyone wants to have sex with everyone and everyone wants to kill everyone, the healthy people are the ones who can admit it.":)

[chen zhen]

So u want to kill & have sex with everyone..?
(the grade of sickness lies in the order these things is done in;))

[bodhitree]

Kill first, have sex with later! nothing wrong with that!:eek:

[Former castleva]

Sex and death are very closely related.

" Oh, I've known that for a long time, and I think I get sicker by the minute!!My old psyche teacher used to say "everyone wants to have sex with everyone and everyone wants to kill everyone, the healthy people are the ones who can admit it." "

:rolleyes:

"Kill first, have sex with later! nothing wrong with that!"

Sometimes it can even be preferable to die so that someone else can have sex.

[chen zhen]

necrophiliac!!:p
Hey FC, this could be a quote:

"So u want to kill & have sex with everyone..?
(the grade of sickness lies in the order these things is done in)"

good, huh? (I hate the "don't hate.."-one now.)lol

[quiet man]

Originally posted by bodhitree
ha ha ha ha ha!!! Heidi is still at zero, what a stupid *****!

You're lucky you live in Pittsburgh, or I'd kick your beeyatch rump. :D

[chen zhen]

U yogo's. Always being so viloent:rolleyes:
:D

[Judge Pen]

Can't Heidi buy a vote? Anyone?

[quiet man]

[scary, cartoon-villainish voice] Nobody messes with Heidi.
Nobody. [/scary, cartoon-villainish voice]

[chen zhen]

used mine. sorry.
U voted on Ms. Giovanni, right?;)

[chen zhen]

Evil Laughter (http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/sounds/au/kefka.au)

[quiet man]

Originally posted by chen zhen
Evil Laughter (http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff6/sounds/au/kefka.au)

Right you are, cz. ;)

[bodhitree]

quiet man: Heidi is @$$!!!;)

[quiet man]

If by that you mean she has a really nice @ss, then yes, you're right. :D ;)

[bodhitree]

I just dont like the supermodel type.

[chen zhen]

SV & NY has better @sses.;)

[quiet man]

Bodhi, I think I know what you mean. But don't cast people off as 'types'.
From what I've seen (interviews etc), Heidi has both great body and great personality. ;)

[bodhitree]

I guess youve got a good point. I discriminate against celebrities.

[chen zhen]

I must agree, Heidi has a nice personality. Must like her accent too.:)

Same can be said about Vergara. I have a clip of her on "The Late Show." ****, a sexy accent;)

[quiet man]

Hey cz, I urge you to mail that clip to me. And did you check the videos on www.vergarcia.com?

[chen zhen]

I'll post it here. Just watch out for it.

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by chen zhen
used mine. sorry.
U voted on Ms. Giovanni, right?;)

Yeah, me and one other person. NY seems unbeatable here. :p

[chen zhen]

NY was nearly beaten by The Brazilian girl, Daniela. but she came back fast:p

[The Yellow Dart]

Had to reprazent for Heidi.

[chen zhen]

;) That's ok.

[Kristoffer]

jao

[chen zhen]

:confused:

[chen zhen]

These pix are specially dedicated to Quiet man;)

http://www.vergarcia.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album01&id=sofia613&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php
http://www.vergarcia.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album01&id=sofia633&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php
http://www.vergarcia.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album01&id=sofia649&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php
http://www.vergarcia.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album11&id=sofia061&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php
http://www.vergarcia.com/modules.php?set_albumName=Classic&id=sofia256&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php
http://www.vergarcia.com/modules.php?set_albumName=Classic&id=sofia281&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php
http://www.vergarcia.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album01&id=photo6&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php
http://www.vergarcia.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album01&id=photo2&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php
http://www.vergarcia.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album01&id=photo4&op=modload&name=gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php

[chen zhen]

A couple o' NY's:
(if links does'nt work, just paste the URL in the window & press enter again.
http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/3_wk1_03.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/12_wk3_02.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/2_wk2_03.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/personal/pic_port03f.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/personal/pic_port03f.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/images/about_me/portfolio/fullsize/Portfolio18.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/personal/pic_port17.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/personal/pic_port04f.jpg

[quiet man]

Originally posted by The Yellow Dart

Had to reprazent for Heidi.

Way to go, TYD. :cool:

[quiet man]

Cheers for the pix, cz (but it's not like I see them for the first time ;) )... It's a shame those beeyatches don't allow pix to be downloaded (but the videos are downloadable :confused: )

Anyway, to make this thread more ORA related, I have a few "MA" pics of Heidi :D :

[quiet man]

Here's another:

[chen zhen]

LOL she has bad form (not form(s));)
I never download, I just right-click on a pic & say "save as", that is always easier.

[chen zhen]

Here's a good SV:

[chen zhen]

btw, there will be no more sexy-contests on the ORA forum again. I'm retiring out of this business. From now on I'll concentrate on the brink off..-thread & on real MA subjects & threads. We have to make this place going properly, it IS a MA forum.

That was my statement. Thank you for listening.

[quiet man]

Originally posted by chen zhen
LOL she has bad form (not form(s));)
I never download, I just right-click on a pic & say "save as", that is always easier.

Yes, I know, but what if the right click's disabled?

And she doesn't have a bad form! You take that back! :mad: :D

[chen zhen]

She punches like a girl:p

[chen zhen]

ATTN: new Natasha Yi pic-of-the-week from her website. And again, another great job from her side :p:
http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/7_wk1_03_full.jpg
(just paste the url and load again, if it does'nt work)

[quiet man]

Originally posted by chen zhen

She punches like a girl:p

Still, I'd gladly give her some free lessons. It'd be like "WHO'S YOUR SIFU? WHO'S YOUR SIFU?" :D

[chen zhen]

Free lessons in grappling, that is..(No-gi..& no pants:p;))

I can picture Natasha Yi as a good KF-gal. I would really like to see her as a "Got-Qi"-girl..;)

[bodhitree]

eemmm coffee!

[chen zhen]

;):D

[quiet man]

Originally posted by bodhitree

eemmm coffee!

If you're talking about that Sofia pic... I too could use a cup made of that coffee. Don't need no sugar neither. :)

[chen zhen]

Sofia pic obviously..
I'd like to have a sip of THAT coffee afterwards, knowwaddamsayin;) :D :p

[quiet man]

Originally posted by chen zhen

Sofia pic obviously..
I'd like to have a sip of THAT coffee afterwards, knowwaddamsayin;) :D :p

And what did I just say? ;)

[bodhitree]

We all agree on something, wow:p

[GeneChing]

See now, if I open our magazine up to non-chinese arts, all my readers would freak out. But if I could open got qi girls to ORA girls....
Of course, we'd have to have a serious budget to hire any of the ORA girls...

[chen zhen]

just keep thinking in that direction...:p

[chen zhen]

I'll go for 30 votes this time.
Just have to wait..

[bodhitree]

Dude no offence, but some of the advertisment girls in the magazines are but ugly hoes, and thats coming from me!:eek:

[chen zhen]

yes, that is the (ugly..?!) truth.
U not talkin' about Margie, are ya?:p

[bodhitree]

I dont know who they are, the two in the add where the one is hoding the twin hooks, absolutely butt ugly, fugly, pug ugly, and ugly ugly!

[chen zhen]

Absolutely.
;)
It gives the Mag a bad rep, with such ugly ho's.
now, someone like NY...;)

[bodhitree]

They look like they smoke crack! Hey my hoes photos dont work anymore because they changed them all up on that site. Change it up, you now my good taste, I'll manage any of them!

[chen zhen]

Imagine this was a "Got Qi" t-shirt. The mag would be smokin' popular... (http://www.natashayi.com/media/personal/pic_port01f.jpg)
Just paste the url and load twice, if it does'nt work.

[Kristoffer]

LOL @ 'martial art' model.. whadda anorexia ugly ****ing hoe. WTF is she on this board for? I'll stand over her head and **** in her ****ing face

[chen zhen]

Who, Margie? LOL, I guess you're right..:p

[Kristoffer]

Well yeah she too but I meant this ugly hoe
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=351164


Just coz she's a 'supermodel' dun mean she looks good it just means she's thin enough for me to break her in half with a round kick

[chen zhen]

That's what I always said!! She's too skinny.
Is there any bones showing on this woman?
I DON'T THINK SOOOO!!
:p

[Kristoffer]

Exactly. And the fashion clothes supermodels use looks ****ing ill too

[chen zhen]

true.
ok, see ya.

[Kristoffer]

later

[chen zhen]

Ok one last thing:
Nice-o (http://www.natashayi.com/media/personal/natmags/silver2.jpg)
Thriple treats (http://www.natashayi.com/media/personal/natmags/triplethreat2.jpg)
Woo-Haa!! (said like Al Pacino (http://www.natashayi.com/media/personal/natmags/blueposter.jpg)

Ok, later.:cool:

[quiet man]

SKINNY?! :mad:

Is this skinny? I don't think so:

[chen zhen]

She looks weird in that pic. Head too small, weird proportions..
looks like an alien.
Now, the former NY pix... nuddin skinny or weird-proportioned there..:cool:

[quiet man]

... or this? (http://www.supermodels-online.com/month/2002/heidi1.jpg) Or this? (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/heidiklum/heidiklum_02.jpg) Or this? (http://models.com/life_style/night/nightcrawler/images2000/off_duty_models/heidi_sm.jpg) Or this? (http://www.celebrity-world.net/galleries/pictures/HeidiKlum/images/07_jpg.jpg) Or this? (http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/587/0206.jpg) Or this? (http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/587/0215.jpg)



Screw you guys, I'm going home!

[chen zhen]

last 3 was good, but rest: too skinny.

what about this:

[chen zhen]

Or this:

I rest my case.:cool:

[quiet man]

You guys can kiss my attachment:

[quiet man]

BEHOLD! as I flood this thread with Heidi pics:

01 (http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/587/0511.jpg) 02 (http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/587/0521.jpg) 03 (http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/587/0529.jpg) 04 (http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/587/0535.jpg) 05 (http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/587/0617.jpg) 06 (http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/587/80992-1047007502.jpg)



Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!

[chen zhen]

The difference between supermodels & playboy models is that the latter is not concerned with bulimia-issues.;)

[Kristoffer]

Still skinny :D :p

[chen zhen]

She would look good in traditional chinese womens-clothes..;)

[chen zhen]

http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/7_wk1_03_full.jpg

[chen zhen]

Oh, how one wishes it was christmas again..."jingle bells, jingle bells.." (http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/12_wk3_02.jpg)
lol;)

[chen zhen]

through url-pasting of pic-of-the-week pix from the NY site, I just find out how to hack even more pix out of them.
more:
http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/1_wk3_03.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/1_wk4_03.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/2_wk3_03.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/3_wk1_03.jpg
http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/3_wk3_03.jpg

Am I da man..:cool:

[Former castleva]

I´ve had enough of those pictures. :mad:

[chen zhen]

You clearly must be gay..:cool:

[Former castleva]

Ha,ha.

I was just kidding,consider this an experiment. ;)

(I´ve had enough of them though)

[chen zhen]

i post for the people who wants to see them, not for those who don't.
So just choose not to.

[Former castleva]

Fair enough.

See my post at "our enemy".

[chen zhen]

Yes. Then read my comment.

[Former castleva]

The one where you say you are a freak? :cool:

[chen zhen]

I said you where a freak.:cool:
stupid man..:p

LOL, that dude on the left looks very excited (http://www.natashayi.com/media/picoftheweek/images/2_wk4_03.jpg)

[Former castleva]

You said "*freak*".Notice these ** letters.Indicating that you´re drawing the attention to yourself. ;) :p

[chen zhen]

......


..........:o

..

You're just making that up on the spot....:o





:D

[norther practitioner]

So when is this thing over... how many votes are you looking for...
Oh, and NY is still up top:D :D

[chen zhen]

Of course she is..;)
I'm going for 30 votes.

[shaolin kungfu]

****, my girls only got one vote.:(

I voted for natasha.

[chen zhen]

The only one worth voting for.:cool:
btw, our threads & posts on the NY board was deleted, there's not a trace of our existence..
could be those Mossad again...lol:p

[shaolin kungfu]

They're everywhere! :eek:

[Kristoffer]

Just thought of something... how many here listen to hiphop?

[quiet man]

Go away, Heidi-hater! :p :D

[chen zhen]

I do.

[Kristoffer]

Good, visit the main board.


Hindu hater? Ok I admit ;)

[quiet man]

Dont try to weasel your way out of this with witty banter. You are marked as a Heidi-hater for good. In fact, you might as well make that your status.

:p

[chen zhen]

Just face it, QM. heidi is beaten. By NY, as always, the unbeatable NY.;)

[quiet man]

NO!!! Heidi will never be beaten!! This contest is a scam!!! The voters are biased!!! I simply must protest!!!

[Former castleva]

Don´t you worry,she may not find out.
Votes tend to be biased.

[chen zhen]

Votes are votes. get a grip on yourself, foo.
Wake up & smell the coffee.(or was it roses? anyway..)

[Kristoffer]

wake up and smell the concrete? Ah well Heidi hater n proud!


Do u speak croatian? Is this understandble (spelling?):

Cerco dabogda stoko seljaca

[chen zhen]

Viva Republika Serbscika;)

[quiet man]

Originally posted by Kristoffer
wake up and smell the concrete? Ah well Heidi hater n proud!


Do u speak croatian? Is this understandble (spelling?):

Cerco dabogda stoko seljaca

Nice try, but it should be like this: Crk'o dabogda stoko seljacka (of course I speak croatian... or were you kidding when you asked that?) :cool:

Here's one for you, Kris: Fet fan, du kan dra †t helvete! (I think I misspelled it...) ;)

Chen, I won't even dignify your post with an answer. :D

[Kristoffer]

"of course I speak croatian... or were you kidding when you asked that?"

Kiddin of corz ;)


""Fet fan, du kan dra †t helvete!""
lol This sounds like someone who lives in the northen parts of my country. The correct spelling is: "Feta fan, du kan dra åt helvete"


:D

[Kristoffer]

My croatian is very limited. I know that and how to say hello basically. It's 'Cao' right?

[quiet man]

No no no. 'Cao' (pronounced 'chao', from italian 'ciao') is more serbian than croatian. Both Croats and Serbs say 'zdravo', and Croats also use 'bok' ili 'bog'.

[chen zhen]

"Chen, I won't even dignify your post with an answer."

LOL, like I would suppost those sumsab!tches.;)

"Feta fan"? Is that used especially towards greeks, or what?:p

[quiet man]

LOL chen :D

I myself am more of a gouda fan. Or a cheddar fan. Or a camembert fan. Or a brie fan. Or... (somebody stop me before I name every cheese in the world, please :D )

[chen zhen]

I hate cheese.









:p

[quiet man]

You hate Heidi, you hate cheese... what's next?
Must you offend me constantly? :D

[chen zhen]

I don't hate Heidi as much as I hate cheese.
Is that better..?:p

[quiet man]

Are you comparing Heidi to cheese? :mad:

[chen zhen]

hey! a minute ago there was just 26 votes, now there is 27! And no-one has been here in the meantime!:eek:
weird.

edit: (to QM) yes.:p

But anyway, here's a new pic I have'nt posted before (from NY mailing list)

[quiet man]

Originally posted by chen zhen

hey! a minute ago there was just 26 votes, now there is 27! And no-one has been here in the meantime!:eek:
weird.

What's more, it's a vote for Heidi! Woo hoo!

[Former castleva]

I voted for Heidi...
For the sake of it,and not everyone seemed to be happy with the situation.

[chen zhen]

Traitor....:mad:
:p

What is worse is that it's your first vote at all, after all that time has passed..tsk tsk.:rolleyes:

[Former castleva]

I did owe you a vote.

[quiet man]

Smooth, FC. :D ;)

[chen zhen]

Who did you owe?
U have to vote on the best, not as a favour to some b@stard.:mad:

:D

[Former castleva]

"Smooth, FC"

;) !


"U have to vote on the best, not as a favour to some b@stard."

This will stabilize the situation concerning the bash of one of your candidates.
And I did owe you a vote too. (You don´t consider yourself a bastage? :D )

[chen zhen]

I am a bastage, but that's not the point here..;)

[quiet man]

So long guys, it's 6 PM here and I'm off from work. See you on Monday!

[chen zhen]

See ya.
weird.. it's 6 here as well.. I guess we're in the same timezone...:confused:

[Former castleva]

See you!

[Former castleva]

It´s seven in here,and in Israel...

[chen zhen]

In israel?! what the hell does that have to do with...:confused:

Look at my new avatar..:p
it's experimental.

[Former castleva]

It´s naughtyyy. ;)

Finland and Israel do have the same timezone...

This has nothing to do with Mossad! :mad:

[chen zhen]

Sure..?:p

Maybe it should be "Naughtaahahayyy":D

[Former castleva]

Maybe. :D

[Kristoffer]

"No no no. 'Cao' (pronounced 'chao', from italian 'ciao') is more serbian than croatian. Both Croats and Serbs say 'zdravo', and Croats also use 'bok' ili 'bog'."

Cool.. I will bug you more on monday ;) You can teach me more so I can impress my cute neighbor.

[chen zhen]

Yugo-girls are nice...;)
And some a little naughtaay:cool:

[Former castleva]

"Cao"...I think,can be a curseword in chinese.

[Kristoffer]

Yugo-girls :D From now on I'm only refeering to them as Yugo-g's. Perfect name = D

Castleva might be right on the chinese thing. Have no idea..

[chen zhen]

I have some good words..;)
Just ask me for some.

but i'll gotta go, I'm gonna work out & watch The Simpsons. See ya later, gals.:cool:

[Kristoffer]

Later luder ;)

[chen zhen]

Bøsse-svans.

[Former castleva]

Swan posse.

[chen zhen]

Say whaaa-

[Former castleva]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Kris will be happy.

[chen zhen]

He IS a simple-minded fellow.

:D

[Former castleva]

Blessed are da simple-minded scientists.

[Kristoffer]

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Kris will be happy."


LOL your learning :D Thank's man I really needed a laugh. I'll see ya guys tomorrow

[Former castleva]

Go to "brink" for more laughs,well...Good night then?

[chen zhen]

See ya bøsseluder.:cool:

[Kristoffer]

whoa look what I found right now
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/


gotta check it out it looks fun

[chen zhen]

Soole Babookh, kris.

And Ralek would say "Selinokh gu deezokh"

It's assyrian. Guess what it means.:cool:

[chen zhen]

There was some stupid Danish ones, they where badly spelled, & translated. I liked these ones, though:

Du lugter af gammel rodden ost som din mor har haft oppe i røven=You smell like old rotten cheese that your mom had up her ass

Din mor var god i nat, men din far var bedre!=Your mum was great last night, but your dad was better!

Those moderators must have had some imagination:D

[Kristoffer]

lol yeah there's some pretty funny


Sharmutaada ayaa ku dhashay, was chen :D somali is weird
The swedish ain't that fun either. I know thousands of better and more insulting words

[chen zhen]

Go to Japanese/cantonese cusswords. Imagine getting some of these tattoed on, lol:D

highlights: cantonese

Lei da yun fei gae mm sai sou=U jack off & never wash your hands

Sek man diu leh lo mo c fatt=It costs $10.00 to f*ck your grandma in the ass

Say baht-poh=Die, b!tch!

Sic see oor fahn yum liu oor tong=suck d*ck (lot of words, used!)

Japanese(some twisted ones!!)

Kuso sh!te shinezo!=Die sh!tting

Mocca-Mocca Su Su=F*ck you

Paizuri=breast f*cking

Nuhafu=transvestite

Anata no monko ga nurete imasu ka?=Is your p*ssy wet?

:D :D :p

[Kristoffer]

LOL

:D
this should get tatooed "Say baht-poh=Die, b!tch!" **** funny

[chen zhen]

haitian creole:

Mwen bezwen yon mask a gaz pou'm zozoter maman ou.=I need a gas mask to f*ck your mother.

turkish:

Orospunun dolu=sperm of a wh0re

yiddish:

Kish m'in toukhes=kiss my ass

jamaican:

Give buggah=The act of ****ing someone in the ass(it says literally:p)

Hebrew:

Eema shelcha Kemo yadeit coolam mekabliem seivuv!=Your mom's like a doorknob - everybody gets a turn!

I already bookmarked this page..


:p

[Kristoffer]

this'll come in handy when flaming someone online :D

catch u later gonna play some matrix

[chen zhen]

Yeah, Lech tiezdayen:D

[Former castleva]

You´re gonna get banned. :D

[Kristoffer]

chen or me? :D

[chen zhen]

FC; go Runkata, you Vuohenraiskaaja.;)

Yes, i think it's me.:cool:

[Kristoffer]

I don't think a little swearing will get u banned. Well maybe in usa :rolleyes:

[chen zhen]

And USA controls the world..
so there's nuddin to do about it really.:o

[chen zhen]

+, I noticed Armenians has a lot of cuss words that includes cum & jackin off mostly...:eek: :D

[Former castleva]

Kris,
Do you know how rude that actually is? :eek: :mad: :p ;)

Yeah.There´s nothing you can do about it.
U.S is just about to open a can of whoop-ass on you.
:cool:

[chen zhen]

FC

U mean one of those? (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushwhoopass.htm)

[Former castleva]

Exactly.

Did you hear he was reported to have said in a discussion that his attacks were "God´s will" or something.... ?

[chen zhen]

If Bush is a messenger of god, then i'll go & say to god he can go Runkata.

Same goes with peeps like OBL.

[chen zhen]

LOL kristoffer, take a look at the Italian word for p*ssy. Sounds like swedish/danish to me.:p

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/italian.htm

[Kristoffer]

"Do you know how rude that actually is?"
yeah :D



"take a look at the Italian word for p*ssy. Sounds like swedish/danish to me"

yeah I noticed that

:D

[Former castleva]

I learned a great deal of italian.
Now I´m confident with my italian skills. ;) :p

[chen zhen]

Now I know what your favourite word in Italian is...;)

[Former castleva]

I´m skeptical of psychics. ;)