your assignment: to start and lose a fight

[jun_erh]

that's from Fight Club. But seriously, if you wanted to really get your ass kicked, what would you do. I guess I'd get into a traditional MA stance, just to eliminate any element of surprise and look like an a hole at the same time. Then I'd do some flying kicks and other big high kicks, particularly ones that I haven't really practiced. I'd throw in some hook kicks cuz I really suck at those. After I've really tired myself out, I'd try and "take the fight to the ground". This will be good because
a. I don't know much groundfighting
b. its pretty popular these days, so there's a decent chance the other guy could know it, or at least be familiar with it via UFC.

If all that didn't work, I guess I would try and kiss the guy and hopefully elicit some kind of primal revulsion that will lead to an ultra beating. if he likes it, then it's back to the drawing board.

I guess i would just do some huge haymakers and not keep my hands up.

[Chang Style Novice]

Go into a biker bar, unzip and let fly.

Since I crossposted biker bar with judge pen, I'll amend that to "redneck bar."

[Judge Pen]

Wear a pink tutu. Walk into a biker bar. Flirt. Ass will be kicked shortly.

[rubthebuddha]

just make sure the bar has pool tables, because cues can cause one helluva beatdown.

[Oso]

yea, but you have to go ahead and break over someone's head or back first. That way the left over thick part doesn't break on you and the broken end cut's pretty well.

[norther practitioner]

Go into a school and challenge everyone ala Bruce...

[chen zhen]

But Bruce was not beaten...
hmmmmmm:D

[red5angel]

Walk into a wing chun kwoon and tell them you are from a different lineage....






oh wait, that just leads to arguing.....

[Sho]

Attend Taiji Legacy with a white gi on and a "Shaolin-Do" patch attached to it. :rolleyes:

(No disrespect intended)

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha
just make sure the bar has pool tables, because cues can cause one helluva beatdown.

But what biker bar DOESN'T have pool tables?

Walk in butt naked and tell the biker smoking the cigar that you want his clothes and his keys to his bike, ala Terminator 2.

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by Sho
Attend Taiji Legacy with a white gi on and a "Shaolin-Do" patch attached to it. :rolleyes:

(No disrespect intended)

But I'm already going to do that. :eek: :D

Seriously, I wish the Taiji legacy was closer: I'd like to attend.

[Royal Dragon]

Why would I want to start a fight and then intentionally lose?

In the imortal words of Mr. Myagi (Karate Kid 2 or 3?), "If you Must fight............WIN!"

[rubthebuddha]

i dunno. maybe you have aflac and want the extra cash given when you get dental work?

[jun_erh]

I'm never starting another thread

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But seriously, if you wanted to really get your ass kicked, what would you do.

Karate!

[FatherDog]

"It's not so much the dress that makes you look fat, as it is your ass."

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by FatherDog
"It's not so much the dress that makes you look fat, as it is your ass."

:o You're a brave man to say that.

[dezhen2001]

i actually know a guy who DID say that AND lived :D

dawood

[chen zhen]

I actually know a guy who DID say that AND lived

He could'nt have said it to a woman:D

[Shaolinlueb]

walk into a "rival" school and break their sign over your knee. that out to work.

[Mojo]

1. tug on Superman's cape

2. spit into the wind

3. mess with Jim

[dezhen2001]

he DID say it to a woman... but then again she DID make remarks about his pen|s size and lack of stamina in bed to HER friends as well as HIS (one which was me)... so i guess he did live, but not very well :D

dawood