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David
07-01-2003, 03:11 AM
This was a spam...

"Become a certified Kung Fu Blackbelt in five easy moves for just $499.00 !!


Do you want the prestige of becoming a Certified Kung Fu Blackbelt?? Call
(xxx) xxx-xxxx.

Can you handle the respect that comes with the rank of Blackbelt??

IF YOU ANSWERED, "YES" TO BOTH OF THESE QUESTIONS, YOU ARE ONLY ONE PHONE
CALL AWAY FROM ACHIEVING THE RANK OF KUNG FU BLACKBELT. CALL (xxx) xxx-xxxx !!

Hi, my name is Sifu Edwards, and I am a 3rd degree Blackbelt Sifu Instructor.
I have been a martial arts instructor my entire adult life. I am a decorated
combat Vietnam Veteran and I received a purple heart for wounds received in
combat. I currently own and operate a professional bodyguard agency for
wealthy clients outside Orlando, Florida.

After years of study, I have developed a unique, easy to learn home study
program. All you need to perform are the following stances:

1. Crane
2. Leopard
3. Praying Mantis
4. Dragon
5. Serpent

After performing the five animal stances and your fees processed, you will be
awarded:

1. A FIRST DEGREE BLACKBELT in Kung Fu.
2. An official BLACKBELT CERTIFICATE with authentic seal with my original
signature and the original signatures of two other Blackbelts.
3. A notarized certificate of authenticity.
4. A copy of my 3rd Degree BLACKBELT SIFU INSTRUCTOR CERTIFICATE, signed by a
World Champion Grand Master, authorizing me, to certify you.

Simply purchase my course, learn five moves, and verify you can perform these
stances by emailing me (ON YOUR HONOR) that you have completed the course and
I WILL CERTIFY YOU AS FIRST DEGREE BLACKBELT...

For more information call (xxx) xxx-xxxx. We will answer any questions you
have personally; we also offer Kung Fu uniforms, Blackbelt sashes, dragon
patches and other martial arts supplies. Our web page will be up soon.
Hopefully when you call, we will have the site available for you to view.

You are only one call away from being a Kung Fu Blackbelt..."

-David

TigerJaw
07-01-2003, 03:58 AM
Aw man, why did you edit out the phone number? Would you PM it to me. I wanna be a black belt. I already have a PhD in Quantum Electro-Dynamics since I paid for a course that took my life experience into account.

:D

David
07-01-2003, 04:58 AM
When the student is ready, the teacher's phone number will appear.

I know for a fact that Sifu Edwards won't take just anyone's $499.00. He'd be annoyed with me if I just handed it out like some commercial candy.

Eek, I just noticed the number is there further down the message. Gonna edit that sucker out now...

-David

SaMantis
07-01-2003, 05:00 AM
I think I've seen this site before -- has pics of a mullet-headed guy in a black gi doing the Daniel-san crane stance?

Sorry, I don't have time to learn all that krazy karate stuff. I'm waiting for my official Ashida Kim Black Dragon Society membership card.

;) :p

Brad
07-01-2003, 06:32 AM
I remember that guy... I think I actually emailed him a couple times a long time ago, lol... wonder if I still have the responses...

fidon
07-01-2003, 08:12 AM
I'm sure everyone has seen those types of ads before, i mean how can a person learn martial arts by doing it through correspondense or something like that, it simply isnt as good as the real thing.