Alligator Mossad agents...

[shaolin kungfu]

Despite what many of you have heard, I survived their viscious attack.

Not only did I survive it, but I have profited from it. My bank account has doubled, I learned some more israeli martial art techniques ( including stuff from Haggana and something that sounds like Hissardu), and I got a cool new cell phone.:)

Maybe I'll tell the whole story later.

[chen zhen]

I'd like to hear what happened..
Where you tortured? And why did they wanna get their hands on you in the first place?
:cool:
:p

[Former castleva]

Sounds like he has was just having fun. :mad: :p

[chen zhen]

"And we have been worried sick about you!!!":mad: :mad:
:p

[Former castleva]

"Exactly! You should not leave like that." :mad: :p

[Kristoffer]

lol

yeah worried sick man

[chen zhen]

You.....you insensitive b@stard!!


:p
just foolin' around.

[Kristoffer]

:D hehe

[shaolin kungfu]

:D

[chen zhen]

Like your new avatar.;)
I've had at least 20 while you where gone. i've been tony, an evil Ninja, and even Solid Snake himself.
Now i'm a Demi-God.
So, which Mossad-skills have you learned?

[shaolin kungfu]

thanks.:) I noticed you had changed yours. looks cool:cool:

Ummm, let's see. I learned their way of getting out of a side choke, some knife defense stuff, and how to kill someone with a hampster a stick and a lighter.

[chen zhen]

Cool... I guess..:confused:
I posted a site here today showing certain brutal Israeli methods.. but I had to delete it, too political I guess (forums being american and all..)
But, do go vote on my new sexy-thread, and take your time to read through the pages of "brink of", you have'nt seen. There's certain highlights that should'nt be missed..lol:D

[shaolin kungfu]

Send me a pm with the site name.

I'll try to get through all of it, but that's alot of reading. I was suprised, I got back and the whole first page of this forum was new stuff. Good work!:cool: :)

[chen zhen]

Go vote on FC's video-game theme thread as well. I chose your theme:cool:

PM sent.

[Former castleva]

Hey,great avatar...
Where did you get that from?

[chen zhen]

SKF's, u mean?
Mine is from FF6.

[chen zhen]

but to be serious, what've you been up to, SKF? vacation? I know I won't be traveling in mine..:o

[shaolin kungfu]

A trip out west, where I did nothing I planned too.

First to a lutheran minister and his family in some tiny ass town called wisner, nebraska. It was equal parts scary and boring. Had to stay the night in his house/the curch because there was no hotel for many miles.:(

Next, off to the rocky mountains, where I did absolutely nothing that's worth mentioning. Hiked a little, but that's about it.

Got back a week after I had left, having done nothing I wanted to do. Worst vacation ever.

[chen zhen]

Sucky vacations is the worst. +, it costs money.
it sounds like the set of South Park you've been visiting, lol.

[shaolin kungfu]

LOL. Could have been. I've never seen so many hillbillies in one place before.

[chen zhen]

i hope it was not like that movie with Burt Reynolds, i can't remember what it's called..
"Scream like a pig, boy" is a famus quote from it..:cool:

[Former castleva]

It´s even worse than being kidnapped by alligator Mossad agents.

[chen zhen]

It's the worst thing in the world.

i had a good quote coming up, but it's too harsh.:cool:

[Former castleva]

Unveil it! :cool:

[Former castleva]

I´ll quote any lousy movie;

"Come´Oon...You would not do it....you *....You don´t have the guts!!!....Ha...Go on with it,do it!...! " ;)

[chen zhen]

Ok, here goes:

"It's worse to be f*cked in the ass by crazy f*ggot-ass hillbillies, than to be kidnapped by evil Mossad agents disguised as Alligators."

There, happy?:cool:

[shaolin kungfu]

Whoa! I'm glad I never saw that movie.:eek:

FWIW, the agents were actual alligators trained by mossad, not just disguised.

[chen zhen]

So, they were'nt even israelis?
that's sumthin. How did you know they where mossad at all? They spoke hebrew or sumthin?:p

And yes, be glad that u did'nt see that movie. It has one of these unforgettable "whoah!"-moments..
let me tell ya: it's worse than the basement-scene in Pulp Fiction. Nuff said.:cool:

[Former castleva]

I hate both of those movies,and I´ve only seen a part of another. ;)

OK.I might have been as well off without hearing that joke of yours...

[shaolin kungfu]

Yeah, they were shoutin at me in hebrew. And they were wearing those hats, I forget what they're called.:)

And after I defeated them, I questioned them with the help of my israeli translater.

[Former castleva]

Will you tell me where your avatar derives from already?

[shaolin kungfu]

Who me? I don't know, it's from Avatars inc.

[Former castleva]

Yeah...
The second time I asked.

I think it´s from my favourite RPG.

[shaolin kungfu]

Really? Which one is that?

[Former castleva]

Mother 2/Earthbound.

[chen zhen]

SKF..

Did the alligators wear
These hats.. (http://www.travelandtranscendence.com/IsraelB/images/Jerortho.jpg) or A hat like this...? (http://www.amnistia.net/news/articles/mossadgr/mossadgr.gif)
lol:p

[chen zhen]

And i told you FC; the quote was not good, quite rough..:p

[Former castleva]

I notice!

Alligators do not wear hats.

A short quiz;
How do crocodiles attack?

[shaolin kungfu]

Well, one of them had the big furry hat on, another had a small hat, I think they're called yamacha's.:confused:

Edit: these weren't normal alligators FC. They were trained by the mossad to wear hats and kill people. And speak hebrew.

[Former castleva]

You´re being hard on herpetology.

[chen zhen]

But that would'nt be a good tactic, by the mossad. because alligators don't normally speak hebrew & wear yarmulka's, and kidnap people.
And the Mossad are smart people..
So what could their motive be...
hmmm:rolleyes:
:p

[shaolin kungfu]

Well, their speaking hebrew is easy to understand. The mossad would have to communicate with them. I'm as baffled as you as to why they had hats on.:confused: :)

[chen zhen]

The world is full of mysteries..
:p