KFO multilingual teaching institute (come on in!)

[quiet man]

Hello and welcome. This thread serves as an online p2p multilingual teaching institute for all KFO members. Here's your chance to learn the basics and beyond – and it's 100% free! If you want a word or a phrase translated, just post it here and we'll get back to you in no time.

Currently, our renown teachers are:

bodhitree - candidate commissioner for mandarin
chen zhen – commissioner for danish
Former Castleva – commissioner for finnish
Kristoffer – commissioner for swedish
Laughing Cow - candidate commissioner for german
quiet man – commissioner for croatian
Sho - candidate commissioner for japanese

We are looking for commissioners for other world languages, especially chinese and japanese. If you are proficient in a language, no matter how obscure, please apply. The more the merrier.

[chen zhen]

the word ORA should have been in the title.. but oh well..:rolleyes: ;)

I know which people on the forums that are from japan and china, maybe I can make 'em come here. Yeah?
Also: now you have to commercialise it, like I did with the contests. Place a link to it in your sig or something.

[quiet man]

'ORA' is limited. 'KFO' is thinking big! ;)

That's a good idea about the sig, I'll do it.

Shall we begin? Here are some basic MA terms in croatian:

martial art = borilachka vjeshtina

punch = udarac rukom

kick = udarac nogom

block = blokada

opponent = protivnik

fighter = borac

fist = shaka

teacher = uchitelj

I'll throw in the pronunciation guide later, coz I can't be bothered now. ;)

[Laughing Cow]

I can help with:

German, Japanese and soso English.
:D

Plus, a few others if you ask nicely.

[chen zhen]

Danish translation:

Martial art: Kampsport (means literally "martial sport")

Punch: Slag

Kick: Spark

Block: Blok

Opponent: Modstander

Fighter: Kæmper

Fist: Næve

Teacher: Lærer

[quiet man]

LC: thanks a lot, man (but only if you're good, since we're very demanding here ;) ).

Oh, and consider yourself asked nicely.

[chen zhen]

QM: u should make the link an instant link, by putting URL's around it. Go to "edit profile" and click on the "vb" button.

[Sho]

I can do Japanese single word and phrase translations from time to time. But as you know, sometimes it's very difficult to find correct translations for phrases. Things that I'll not bother to translate are jokes, vulgar expressions, etc.

[Sho]

martial art = bujutsu
punch = tsuki
kick = keri
block = uke
opponent = aite
fighter = toushi (rough translation)
fist = ken
teacher = sensei

P.S. I can also translate Finnish when Former castleva is not available.

[chen zhen]

Yeah, but FC IS the main finnish translator, so maybe we should wait for him to show up.. because, it would make more sense that there's one for finnish, one for japanese, etc than having 2 on the same lingo. U see what I mean?
But please go on with the japanese!:)

More translations:

Throw: Kast

Joint-lock: ledlås

Takedown: Nedtagning

Leg-sweep: Benfejning

Choke: kvælertag /there's a better translation for this, I just don't remember it. rough translation: strangulation-hold)

[quiet man]

Originally posted by Sho
I can do Japanese single word and phrase translations from time to time. But as you know, sometimes it's very difficult to find correct translations for phrases. Things that I'll not bother to translate are jokes, vulgar expressions, etc.

Thanks, sho. And don't worry about jokes or curses, we're dead serious here.

[Sho]

Originally posted by chen zhen
Yeah, but FC IS the main finnish translator, so maybe we should wait for him to show up.. because, it would make more sense that there's one for finnish, one for japanese, etc than having 2 on the same lingo. U see what I mean?
But please go on with the japanese!:)Roger that. But I hope it's not all martial terminology, because I'm not that good at it. :eek:


Originally posted by quiet man
Thanks, sho. And don't worry about jokes or curses, we're dead serious here.:D

[Sho]

..continued

throw = nage
joint lock = kansetsuwaza
takedown = I don't know this one (maybe the JJJ/Judo people can help me out)
leg sweep = ashi barai
choke = shime

[quiet man]

Chen zhen, I'm not so sure about the 'one language - one (wo)man' thing. Two heads know more than one. (edit - of course, we would need to have an agreement...)

Or are you maybe worried about your title :D ? In that case, you can be chief commissioner for danish. :D ;)

throw (noun) = bacanje

throw (verb) = baciti

joint-lock = poluga

takedown = not so sure, maybe rushenje

leg-sweep = chiscenje

choke (noun) = gushenje

choke (verb) = gush!ti

[chen zhen]

Or are you maybe worried about your title ? In that case, you can be chief commissioner for danish.

No man, I just think in efficient ways, on how to make this work. I AM the organiser of 2 sexy-contests, u know.. :D I know what works, and what does'nt in this KFO world:rolleyes: ;)

And yeah, let's change from martial terminology.. what should the next subject be?

[quiet man]

Here's croatian alphabet:

(pronunciation guide: 3. sounds like -ts-; 4. sounds like -ch- in cheap; 5. is similar, only much softer; 7. sounds like -j- in jump; 8. is similar, only much softer; 11. sounds like -g- in go; 14. sounds like -y- in you; 17. sounds like -ly-; 20. sounds like -ny-; 25. sounds like -sh- in push; 27. sounds like -oo- in boot; 30. sounds like hungarian -zs- in Zsa Zsa Gabor)

[quiet man]

My writing guide:

4. = c*
5. = c'
7. = d*
8. = d'
25. = s*
30. = z*

[quiet man]

New theme? I dunno. It's a free country and a free thread (and no, we won't be exclusively MA-orientated). Post what you will.

[chen zhen]

Hey! is'nt that something kristoffer said? (in your sig) I heard that "can't have heterosexual sex without them" before..

anyway, here's some fruits in danish:

Apple: Æble

Orange: Appelsin

Melon: Melon (just pronounced differently)

Strawberry: Jordbær

Grapefruit: Grapefrugt

Grapes: Druer/Vindruer(just a "vin" put on, since they're also used for wine.)

Banana: Banan

[quiet man]

I don't know whether Kris said that or not, but I got it from the "3rd Rock from the Sun" TV series.

apple = jabuka

orange = naranc*a

melon = lubenica

strawberry = jagoda

grapefruit = grejpfrut

grapes = groz*d'e

banana = banana

[Surferdude]

Sho...your speaking okinawan:cool:

[chen zhen]

K used the word "teen" instead of women. I guess he has it from there.

I like the "grejpfrut". It sounds very similar:D

[quiet man]

Originally posted by chen zhen
K used the word "teen" instead of women. I guess he has it from there.

I like the "grejpfrut". It sounds very similar:D

Yeah, well, we're lazy and couldn't be bothered with the invention of a new word, so we just transcribed it phonetically. :D

[chen zhen]

Sounds like us..:p

the french are also starting to do it... like "Sandwich", "Hot-dog" & stuff like that. :D

[Former castleva]

I´ll be taking requests.

The basics down,what QM did;
:

martial art = kamppailulaji/taistelulaji

kick = potku

block = torjunta

opponent = vastustaja

fighter = taistelija

fist = nyrkki

teacher = opettaja

[chen zhen]

man. Suomi is even worse than croatian!:eek:

[bodhitree]

Can I be comissioner of Mandarin?
Wo neng bu neng shi jingli putonguah?

[Former castleva]

Ni hue shuo putonghua ma?


QM,
You think? What strikes you that way?

[quiet man]

Originally posted by bodhitree
Can I be comissioner of Mandarin?
Wo neng bu neng shi jingli putonguah?

I have no idea what you just said, so yes, of course you can! :D



Seriously, if you know mandarin, come right in.

(FC, I think you mean chen, not me.)

[bodhitree]

FC
Dui yidian. Wo xuxie, hen man!
correct, a little. I'm learning, very slowly!

[Kristoffer]

"Kristoffer – candidate commissioner for swedish"
I here by take the job as the commissioner for Swedish. Other candidates can now leave.

Been quite busy the latest days. So wazza wanna know?

martial art = kampsport / kampkonst

kick = spark

block = blocka

opponent = motståndare

fighter = (the swedish word is 'Slagskämpe') but the english word fighter is more used

fist = knytnäve

teacher = lärare

Yo mama = Din mamma

[Former castleva]

Of course QM.Pardon me.I´m a bit slow today.

[bodhitree]

gong fu zazhi taolun = kung fu magazine forums

[chen zhen]

Booty: Tsao ni zuzong shiba dai, Zhi-zang
:D

[Sho]

apple = ringo
orange = orenji (mikan is tangarine)
melon = suika
strawberry = ichigo
grapefruit = gureepu (there might be a more proper one, but this is used)
grapes = budou
banana = banana


Originally posted by Surferdude
Sho...your speaking okinawan:cool: Haha, partially yes. :D

[Former castleva]

Sho,
Okinawan speakers must be few and far between I´d think.

[bodhitree]

pinyin to english

letter sounds like
x - sh
zh - j
z - dz
q - ch
u - ee (at the end of word)
i - ee(end of word, higher tone than previous)

[Former castleva]

Buddhatree,

Readers would have hard time with tones,I wonder whether they should be included?

[bodhitree]

FC
ni keneng shi dui.

[Sho]

Kung Fu Magazine Forum = Kou Fu Zasshi Tou Ron Kai

[chen zhen]

Bukkorosh!te yaru zo ,fuzzakenayo.

Sho: translate it.:cool:
my caption as well.

[Kristoffer]

:D

I know some mandarin but only little. And how to spell it .. it's pas possible.

Xie Xie

[Sho]

Originally posted by chen zhen
Bukkorosh!te yaru zo ,fuzzakenayo.Gonna kill j00. I'm not kidding. :eek:

[chen zhen]

Mocca mocca su su :D

Comic book characters danish names:
(commentary: some danish names for cartoon characters must have been invented by heavy smokers of H, nuff said)

Donald Duck: Anders And

Goofy: Fedtmule (literal translation: grease-mouth. wtf?!)

Mickey Mouse: Mickey Mouse (older name: Mikkel Mus)

Uncle Scrooge: Onkel Joachim

Louie, Houie, and Douie(sp?) : Rip, Rap & Rup

Spiderman: Spiderman (older name: Edderkoppen)

Popeye: Skipper Skræk (literal translation: Cap'n fright. WTF?!)

[chen zhen]

Sho: I just cut 'n pasted sum words from the Insult site.:D
Take it easy, boy;). I even forgot the meaning myself!

[Kristoffer]

Edderkoppen
lol.. wtf does tha mean?

[quiet man]

Donald Duck = Pas*ko Patak (formerly Pajo Patak)

Goofy = S*iljo

Three ducklings = Hinko, Dinko i Vinko

Uncle Scrooge = formerly Bajo Patak, I don't know current situation

The others are same as original.

[chen zhen]

It means "The Spider".

F*cked up word, I know..:rolleyes:

[quiet man]

Hey guys, do you think we could write our posts here bilingually? Or would that be too much work?

[Kristoffer]

Donald Duck: Kalle Anka

Goofy: Långben (literal translation: tall bone)

Mickey Mouse: Musse Pigg

Uncle Scrooge: Farbror Joakim

Louie, Houie, and Douie(sp?) : Knatte Fnatte Tjatte

Spiderman: Spindelmannen

:D

[chen zhen]

LOL sum swedish names! Musse "Pigg?!" "Spindelmannen?!"lol:D

I think Långben would be translated long leg, since he has long legs, and not necessarily bones..;)

[bodhitree]

Mandarin for
judo = roudao
karate =Riben kongshoudao
wrestling= shuajiao yundong

[chen zhen]

Chin wo de pigu, Ju Tou:D

[bodhitree]

Chen
wo budong nide pinyin. ni kending bu kending nide pinfa dui ?

[chen zhen]

Oh crap, now I'm screwed...:confused:
:D

[bodhitree]

Chen
wo budong nide pinyin. ni kending bu kending nide pinfa dui?

I dont understand your pinyin. Are you sure your spelling is correct?

[chen zhen]

No. I copied it.

Just ask me for sum simpsons-pic, and I can make it an avatar. ok?

[bodhitree]

xie xie ni. mingteinjian!

[Surferdude]

Front kick- Mae Geri
Side kick-kikomi
Backfist-Uraken
Front stance-Zenkutso tachi (sounds like zenkutso dach)
Back stance-kutso tachi
Horse stance-kiba tachi (sounds like Kibi dach)
Old man-Oji-san
Old hag-mama-san
:D :p

[Kristoffer]

Kukskalle = c0ck head

[Kristoffer]

Ok I'm bored wid this formal language lessons. Now, I will teach you swedish slang.

[Kristoffer]

Hi = Sho / Sho bre / Sho reeeee
Wazzup = Va händer
Money = floos / para
Girl = guzz
Fine girl = katt
Leaving ( Let's go) = Vi Gittar or 'axa'
Go away = gitta
Take it easy = softa
cool = soft (sorta) ( a variant is 'softish')
Aina/ainaziz = police
shorta = police
Liar = babblish
stealing = baxa
****ing = bazz
****ing = bousna (there's alot of word for this)
selling = beckna
Me = benim
D!ck = dachre
Drinking/smoking = gendish
Girls ass = göt
Animal (you animal) = Highwoon (hi-1)
Hurry = Jalla
Heroin dose = kabbe
Bad/crap = Keff
b.itchslap = lavett / Ozman
geek = mangas
roll a joint = mecka
black = sinji
high = stenad
gun = tabanja
zutt = hasch






You can add 'ish' to most words. Like Gittish, Va händish? etc..
Most slang are taken directly from other languages. There's a million of them + even more variants.

[chen zhen]

Pikfjæs=c0ckface.
:cool:

[norther practitioner]

Heroin dose = kabbe

Oh, thats what that guy wanted....

[chen zhen]

hi=hej, or american slang like "wassup"
Wassup= hvad så?
Penge=parash/Para (used in the hood I live in. They say that in S too?)Girl=pige, tøs
Fine girl(s)= kællinger(literal:b!tches), ho's, ludere(;))Leaving= skride; gatsch, f*cke af
Go away= skrid, f*ck af
take it easy= slap af, køl ned,
Cool= cool, sygt, fedt(not that widely used anymore. means "fat")
Police= hippo, strømere, ludere(;))
Liar=løgner
Stealing= stjæle, negle, nakke,
D!ck= pik
b!tchslap=b!tchslap (honest!)
high=høj, stenet, baske
heroin dose=fix

[Former castleva]

This thread has gone way OT. :D

[chen zhen]

In no way at all. :cool:

[Kristoffer]

"used in the hood I live in. They say that in S too"'
yeah, most words I posted are hood words. So your a ghetto child too?

[quiet man]

You guys completely ruined my thread! This used to be respectable teaching institution, now it's just another "this forum is on brink of death..." BS! :(

I hate you guys! :mad:



(I'm not really that angry, you know :D ...)

[chen zhen]

qm: cussing is a valuable part of all languages. They are just uncomplete if those are not learned. And I think more people are interested in those than the translations of cartoon characters' names into english (oh, wait.. that was me..:D)

K: yes. Lived all my live in one, went to public school in one. Talked ghetto-lingo all my life, & have seen violence in real life. Oh yes, I'm a ghetto-child.

"In the ghettoooooo" (with elvis-voice)

:D

[Kristoffer]

"yes. Lived all my live in one, went to public school in one. Talked ghetto-lingo all my life, & have seen violence in real life. Oh yes, I'm a ghetto-child."


Then we have more in common, cool.


..And I do hate that elvis song :D

[chen zhen]

u have ghetto's in sweden? I thought u where all pretty-boyz, lol:p

I can sing sum more Elvis for ya. if you want to..:rolleyes:

:o"Bridge over troubled waters..":o
:D

[Kristoffer]

lol Most swedes dun think theres any imigrants in Denmark :D But yeah, most of sthlm is alot of projects surounding the inner city.



:D The only elvis song I like is that new mixed up track ' a little less conversation' that's cool. haha
Is that bridge song done by elvis?

[Kristoffer]

..or by Simon Garfunkel? :confused:

[chen zhen]

It's written by either Simon, or Garfunkel (they are 2 different persons, lol). Elvis have performed it.

There's 400.000 immigrants in Denmark, concentrated in larger cities (so when u come to KBH, it will look like there's A LOT of 'em), out of a population on about 5000.000 or more.

[Kristoffer]

Oh, right :D He's actually two persons!
haha

[chen zhen]

Left: Art Garfunkel, Right: Paul Simon (http://freespace.virgin.net/r.kent/images/book.jpg)
:cool:

[bodhitree]

Arabic:
Salam Alaykim=peace my brother
Mahakhaba= how are you

Thats all the arabic I know. Quite the plethera of information.;)

[chen zhen]

Salaam Aleikum=God's peace be unto you
Alweikum wa-Salaam=And peace be unto you
Ibn Khalb=son of a dog
Parash=money(?)
koos=p*ssy
zippi=d!ck

And I know a couple' others:D

[Kristoffer]

LOL at the garfunkels :D



Have no idea how to spell arabic in these letters but..
Shaboee = help
sorta

I only know some cuss word's

[chen zhen]

THERE'S ONLY ONE GARFUNKEL!!!!!!!:eek::eek::mad::p:D

[Kristoffer]

:D :D That could be a movie title :D :D

[chen zhen]

Maybe more a political slogan..:p

It deserves to be quoted in someone's sig, that's fer sure..:cool:

[chen zhen]

hey, it did!
thanks dude.:cool:

[Kristoffer]

;)

[Former castleva]

throw=heitto

throw (verb) = heittää

joint-lock = nivellukko

takedown = alasvienti (literal)

chokehold=kuristusote

choke (verb) = kuristaa

QM´s post modified.

[chen zhen]

Took you a long time to figure out when to help translate here, did'nt it..;)

nice.

[chingei]

Koko, nihongo shaberu no hito aru ka?

[chingei]

zhongwen shou de ren shi shei?

[chen zhen]

Chin wo de pigu:D

Tsao ni zuzong shiba dai!!:eek::p

[chingei]

Originally posted by chen zhen
Chin wo de pigu:D

Tsao ni zuzong shiba dai!!:eek::p

shenma shoule?

[chen zhen]

........

Scheissen!!:eek::p

[chen zhen]

Sut min pik din bøsserøv, eller jeg knepper dit fjæs så meget op, at selv din mor ikke kan kende dig bagefter.:eek: Efter det, vil jeg sparke dig så hårdt i din fede røv, at du kan smage dit eget lort i munden.:eek::mad::D

[chingei]

ni shi baichi ma?

[chen zhen]

Zut min lulli.:cool:

[chingei]

omae ga homma ni aho mitai

[chen zhen]

TEMAE!!
Bakani suruna...:rolleyes:

Kocha koi..Bukkorosh!te yaru zo!!:mad::eek:
:p

[chingei]

yappari, ware no atama ga warui da na!

[chen zhen]

KISAMA!!
Anata baka chibi ike ike..;)

Anata wa baka yaroo desu, Kisama tama...:o:p

[chingei]

itsu owari kore?

[chen zhen]

Elif air ab tizak.

Bi kem el sharmoota di?:p

[chen zhen]

Quel taré..:rolleyes:
C'est une blague ou quoi?

Eema shelcha Kemo yadeit coolam mekabliem seivuv!;)

Lech zayen et ima schelcha:eek:

[Surferdude]

Oui..Il est tres stupide!!!:D :p
Tu pu!!!:p :D

[chen zhen]

Gifle le singe et va nique ta mere espece de connard qui se leche le cue chaque matin pendant que tu fumes des gauloises pour le petit-dejeuner.
:D

+,
Ta mère doit avoir battu à ta tête avec le baton laid.;)

[shaolin kungfu]

I understood about four words of that.

Edit: something about being stupid and a little dinner.:confused:

[chingei]

pyungshin!

[chen zhen]

Gifle le singe et va nique ta mere espece de connard qui se leche le cue chaque matin pendant que tu fumes des gauloises pour le petit-dejeuner.
=Spank the monkey and go f*ck your mother you b@stard that licks its own ass each morning and smokes f@g's cigarettes for breakfast.

Ta mère doit avoir battu à ta tête avec le baton laid.=Your mother must have beaten you over the head with the ugly stick.

:D

[shaolin kungfu]

Ou est le singe?

Edit: just read your post. Man, that's harsh:eek:

[Former castleva]

This is not what QM meant.

[chen zhen]

SKF: I copied it over from a site..:p

hebrew:
Eema shelcha Kemo yadeit coolam mekabliem seivuv!=Your mom's like a doorknob - everybody gets a turn!

Arabic:
Bi kem el sharmoota di?=How much is this wh0re?

cantonese:
Diue nay lo mo hum ga chon=F*ck your mom and death to your whole family

FC: This is a natural part of language-learning.
Don't be so boring..:p

[chingei]

Originally posted by chen zhen
This is a natural part of language-learning.


But not a great idea for beginners in a language.

[chen zhen]

No, of course..:(
let's keep sober from now on.
Unless, of course, u have some last dirty words to say?;)

[chingei]

hayaku shine, chin kasu!



ok, that's it.:cool:

[chen zhen]

:p

[shaolin kungfu]

ou est le chat?= where is the cat?

OK, that's about all I know.:D

[chen zhen]

PÛTAIN!!!

:eek::D

[shaolin kungfu]

I think I'd be insulted, if only i knew what you said.:D

[chen zhen]

It's the same as BIZZATCH!!
;)

[Surferdude]

tete du merde!!!!!- Sh*t head!!!!!
phoque-seal(pronounced f*ck):D

[Kristoffer]

:D

[bodhitree]

Duibuqi Chen
zhe shi lao, keshi hen hao.
Sorry chen
this is old, but very good


Women shiyao zhe ke.
we need this to learn

Plus, Quiet just reminded us of this.




Hindi:
na ma ste = hellow (ni hao)
ba hut ba hut dandivad =thank you (xie xie ni)
gui bat na he = your welcome (bukeqi)

[Kristoffer]

Hindi is pretty cool

[CaptinPickAxe]

Alright, my computer is a being a ***** so I need a phrase translated into mandirin writing, if you can. But heres the catch, I need as a picture file. :eek:

"The taller bamboo grows the lower it bows"

[bodhitree]

I could only do pinyin.

[bodhitree]

Europeans, correct me if I'm wrong

Ich Fikken das bus
I f***ed the bus - German

[chen zhen]

i dont think u say fikken. also i dont think its "das", dont remember what casus bus is, or if its femininum or masculinum.

[quiet man]

buddhatree, you are wrong. -en is the infinitive: machen, gehen, schreiben, ficken :eek: ... present is usually -e, -st, -t, en, -t, -en. And past tense would be somewehere along the lines of "Ich fickte" or "Ich habe gefickt".

There, look what you've done! You made me swear in german!

[quiet man]

... oh, and the bus is "der Bus". Nouns in german start with capitals.

[bodhitree]

Sorry...

Wo bu hwei shou German.

Chinese insults time
si ba = go die
Ni shi (you are) :


Baichi =foolish
shenjingbing =idiot
ben = stupid
shagua = stupid
tongxinglian = h0mosexual
Sanba = b*tch (only used for females)

[bodhitree]

Thats the beauty of this thread. we spread better ways of insulting each other, regardless of language or place...:D

[fa_jing]

S. American Spanish:

Fighter: Peleador

Punch: Trompada

Kick: Patada

Headbutt: Golpear con la frente

Choke: Ahorcar

Stab: Puñalada

Elbow Strike: Codazo

Knee Strike: Rodillazo

Hip: Cadera

That thing Latina chicks/ladies do with their hips when dancing:

Menear la cadera

Pot: El tobaco, la bara

Coke: Perico

Crack, or something like it: Basuco

Poppy plant: Ampolla

Criminal type: Malandro

Stick-up man: Atracador

Forced to migrate because of violence (this is sad): Desplazado por la violencia

Grape: Uva

Melon: Melòn

Apple: Manzana

Banana: Banano

Orange: Naranja

Grapefruit: Toronja

Soursop: Guanabana

Gauva: Guayaba

Star Fruit: Carambola

Pear: Pera

Pineapple: Piña

Andian Blackberry: Mora

Strawberry: Fresa

Passionfruit: Maracuyà

Borojò, Nìspero, Lulo, Mamey, Zapote are also popular fruits for which I don't know the English translation. And there are hundreds more.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Do pinyin then.

[Volcano Admim]

HEY YOU GUYS

translate this japanese please if you can i be most thankfull

SHINOBI
TATSUMAKI

[Kristoffer]

Street Fighter lexicon eh
:D

[Volcano Admim]

:D

[Kristoffer]

Sorry I don't remember those words/names...... danm I know I've heard the translation b4...

[bodhitree]

oohhh
now I multilingual thanks to this thread.

[Kristoffer]

sorry VA but I've forgot the translation to those words.

[shaolin kungfu]

ou es la sange?- where is the monkey?
est-ce que tu aimes la plage?- do you like the beach?
j n'aime pas etude la francais- I don't like to study french

[Kristoffer]

Tu est vraiment nul
- Your tottally useless

[bodhitree]

ni shi tongxinglian.

[Kristoffer]

""your dead?"" :confused:
what did that mean?

[Young Gotti]

Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
ou es la sange?- where is the monkey?
est-ce que tu aimes la plage?- do you like the beach?
j n'aime pas etude la francais- I don't like to study french

that was totally wrong, but i dont know how its supposed to be..:confused:

[shaolin kungfu]

Is it?

Jesus I suck. Maybe thats why im failing french:D

[Kristoffer]

**** I found out today I have a ****ing test in french tomorrow :mad:

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUC K

[Kristoffer]

I mean.. MERRRRRRDE

[Young Gotti]

Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
Is it?

Jesus I suck. Maybe thats why im failing french:D

naw, u had the big picture, there was just spelling & grammatical errors. like est=are, its not spelled es.

[bodhitree]

Swaheli

click click click click uda uda click

how are you?


click click click click uda uda click click

horrible, i'm about to commit suicide

clickudaclick click click

please think of the children

[chingei]

Originally posted by bodhitree
Swaheli

click click click click uda uda click

how are you?


click click click click uda uda click click

horrible, i'm about to commit suicide

clickudaclick click click

please think of the children


You are not funny, you worthless bigot.


http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/sauer/angry-smiley-002.gif

[CaptinPickAxe]

Chingei,

You know your about to have your ass booted? Before you go, lemme ask you a few questions...What martial art are you in? how long have you been in it? Are you mildly retarded? You do know the butt of all your "****bird antics" is the moderator of this forum?

Heres the general feeling of Chingei:

He should be disembowled by a pack of rabid R&B singers. Then set ablaze by disgruntled geriatrics. His corpse is to be defiled by a group of Steven King obsessed necrophiliacs. On top of all that his corpse is to be ****ed on every morning after a long night of drinking dark lager...

But seriously, no one wants you to die...just shut the **** up.

[chingei]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
Chingei,

You know your about to have your ass booted?

Thanks so much for your concern, moron. When the opinions of semi-literate slugs like you start to matter to me, I'll be sure to look you up for advice.

Now, would you like to know anything specific about my training, or are you just curious generally?

[CaptinPickAxe]

Just answer the question, Cock smoker.
I wasn't expressing concern, I was letting you know how much of a retard you are for talking **** to a moderator. I personally don't give two drops of monkey **** if you stay or if you go. I think you should be booted. You've done nothing but express stupid, biased, and thick-headed views towards everyone on the ORA. What does this accomplish besides proving you have the maturity of a pre-schooler? Go ahead, make some sort of change to my Nik to insult me, you'd be proving me right. Not that you alread hadn't.

[chingei]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
I personally don't give two drops of monkey **** if you stay or if you go.

Then shut the hell up punk.

[Young Gotti]

f*ck the haters!

[chingei]

That a picture of you?

[Kristoffer]

hes on the right

[Young Gotti]

you can see me better here

[chingei]

Certainly look happier anyway

[MC Taiji Hips]

PUNK'D

[Young Gotti]

im just a happy guy in general

[Kristoffer]

:D

[bodhitree]

where is the language talk?


This is an educational thread!

[Meat Shake]

Que chingado?

[CaptinPickAxe]

Anata no yarikata wa yowai.

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by Volcano Admim
HEY YOU GUYS

translate this japanese please if you can i be most thankfull

SHINOBI
TATSUMAKI shinobi literally means 'stealing'.
it is the kanji used in 'stealth' and 'patience'.

edit: forgot to mention it's also the 'nin' of 'ninja', and that Shinobu (the verb reading of 'shinobi') can be a name: usually a girl's name with just the kanji for 'shinobu' or a boy's name sometimes with the kanji for 'shinobu'+'osu' = 'stealthy push'.

tatsumaki: tatsu = dragon; maki = roll.
=whirlwind.

[Mr Punch]

'anata' is the polite form of 'you'. it can also be loosely translated as 'darling', and it's not usually used for someone you don't know, or care for. so it has no place in insults. try 'omae'.

'desu' is also polite japanese. try 'da'. or 'daro' with a seriously rolled r.

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by chingei
Koko, nihongo shaberu no hito aru ka? IRUyo

[chingei]

Ima, Tokyo ni sunderu desuka?

[CaptinPickAxe]

watashi wa ima kono ikari wo osaerukoto wa dekinai dorou

[Kristoffer]

wtf.. Write translations to what you write, otherwise what's the point..

:D

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by chingei
Ima, Tokyo ni sunderu desuka? un, mada tokyo ni sunde imasuyone. chingei-san ha? nihon ni yoku ikimasuka?

chotto ****sumon ga arundesukedo, 'chingei' to iu no namae ha dono yurai desuka? jukyo no 'jin gi rei chi shin' to iu no doutokutekina kyoukun ni kankei ga arimasuka? 'jin gi' no kanji ha chuugokugo de 'chingei' to yomemasu kashira? so****e, yakuza desuka kendouka desuka???!!! :eek: :D

[Mr Punch]

****sumon!!!

stinkin racist censorware! stinkin mendoukusai romaji!!!

:D

[Mr Punch]

Kristoffer
wtf.. Write translations to what you write, otherwise what's the point..
What, you wannus to teach you the whole **** language...???!!!:D

OK OK
Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
watashi wa ima kono ikari wo osaerukoto wa dekinai dorou ... he said, 'I can't keep down this anchor'. dunno wtf he's on about! it's kinda difficult without the kanji... ;)

why you all at sea capn?! :D :D :D

[chingei]

Originally posted by Mat
un, mada tokyo ni sunde imasuyone. chingei-san ha? nihon ni yoku ikimasuka?

chotto ****sumon ga arundesukedo, 'chingei' to iu no namae ha dono yurai desuka? jukyo no 'jin gi rei chi shin' to iu no doutokutekina kyoukun ni kankei ga arimasuka? 'jin gi' no kanji ha chuugokugo de 'chingei' to yomemasu kashira? so****e, yakuza desuka kendouka desuka???!!! :eek: :D

LOL

Henna namae hoshkata, dakara ochin no ke wa ore no namae koko. Mai nihon ni sudeta to nan kai mo ita, demo ima america ni sundeimasu. boku no oksan wa nihonjin, demo washi wa henna gaijin desu na!

[Sho]

Ara! Koko ni yappari Nihongo ga shabereru hito ga irunda.

[quiet man]

E, uistinu niste normalni. Ako veæ pišete na japanskom, dajte onda i prijevod da ljudi znaju sto èitaju, a ne ovako... krajnje nepristojno.

;)

[Kristoffer]

If ya read from the beginning you'd see that this was supposed to b educational thread, not just some guy showing off his language skills. We all know other languages, might as well write translation. It's only good manners. I could just say 'Oh **** you' and just write everything in Swedish/danish/, and annoy the **** outta everyone else.

[chingei]

Damare, unkotare!

[CaptinPickAxe]

I got some bogus translations. This ho bag told me that my last statement meant "I will now unleash the fury of 10,000 wasps on you" It just goes to show that you can't trust anyone.:mad: :D

[Kristoffer]

chingy is a troll. And as far as his Japanese skills... he couldn't translate the kanji's in my sig.


Suk kuk din mammaknullare

[chingei]

Kristoffer
From Hell

"chingy is a troll."





mada naku desuka? kono okama, itsumo onaji koto yu. ore no koto kirai to omou. LOL

[Kristoffer]

Vadå du får tala högre, svårt att höra vad du säger med Mat's pungkulor i din mun. Lilla fula bögtomte

You are my hero Ching, really

[chingei]

Originally posted by Kristoffer

You are my hero Ching, really

omae wa homma ni omoshirokunai. damare, aho tare.

[Kristoffer]

Rump-pumpade lilla risknullare

[Former castleva]

lol This thread has been very educational. ;) :D
Perhaps more in terms of,say,behavioral science than linguistics though.

[Kristoffer]

lol.. yea :D

[bodhitree]

zhe xuyao hui. zhe shi tai hao le dui hua!

[Mr Punch]

Bakushou!!! :D (http://film.guardian.co.uk/features/featurepages/0,4120,1159068,00.html)

[Kristoffer]

ni som inte skriver översättningar suger hund fitta

[bodhitree]

Ap kesi hey.


bahut accha!

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by Sho

takedown = I don't know this one (maybe the JJJ/Judo people can help me out)
Hate to take this back to martial stuff, but just read the first page...!

"Takedown" has a long-winded explanation in my dictionary, which suggests that there's no generic term in trad Japanese arts, but I have heard 'taosuwaza'.

There is also of course: teikudaun
just as many people nowadays use
punch: panchi
and kick: kikku...
:rolleyes:

The joys of globalization!

Please note, if you use 'panchi' and 'kikku' in some of the more hardcore dojo in places like Saitama, the more trad fighters (shall we say, nationalist?) will practise their very best 'tsuki' and 'keri' on you...! :eek: It's a good way of learning the language!

Have we had

double-leg shoot? ryou-ashi takuru (tackle!)

[Mr Punch]

sen no sen - early timing (attacking into the attack)
go no sen - late timing (attacking at the end of the attack)
sen sen no sen - really really early timing (attacking into the intent
to attack)

Extreme "sen":

Sen sen sen no sen: Going back in time and killing your enemy's parents before he was born.

Go go no sen: Hitting your partner's fist with your face.

Obscure sen:

Sen sen no sentaku: Waking up early to use the washing machine before everyone else.

Onsen no sen: Luring your partner into a hot spring before you attack.

Go no senbei: Being too late and missing the last rice cracker.

Senmu no sen: Using one's executive powers and ordering one of the OLs to attack in your place.

Gaijin ninja sen:

Go no sen: Not using proper long vowel transcriptions in writing Japanese and winding up with a couple of bowls of little black and white pellets for one's defense.

Sen sen no sen: Not realizing ****nyms are such an important part of Japanese language and only having 1000 old Japanese pennies for one's defense.

(If anybody wants to reuse this please contact me (it's not mine).)

EDIT: IT SAYS MOTHER****ING ****NYMS YOU ****BUG CENSORWARE!:mad:

[CaptinPickAxe]

Alright there is this Japanese Hip Hop song by King Giddra and wondering about looking for correction. the hook is:
"The bullet of truth makes a direct hit/ Slowly redirecting your brain cells"
How do you say that in Japanese?

I've tried llistening real carefully, but all I got was:
"Shinjitsu noganaga maitsu, no sai goni u kudishi aitsu"
I know I've butchered the **** out of the language, but could ya'll help me out?

[Mr Punch]

No idea mate. Hip hop sux!!! :p

And Japanese hip-hopsters are the biggest jokers on the planet! :p :p

I'll check it out for you tho in the interest of linguistic competance... some of what you typed may make sense... If I get time I'll be back tomorrow.