I am bored. lets fight !

[Chinwoo-er]

~punch~








Yes, I am bored.

[norther practitioner]

parry

[shaolin kungfu]

kick

[Chinwoo-er]

Left kick to your right knee.





But suddenly changes to a kick to the face.



Thought: Oh ****, kick to head ? What was I thinking ???

[shaolin kungfu]

Block, simultaneous kick to single support leg

[Chinwoo-er]

fall back, backward roll, Stand up.

[chen zhen]

double-leg takedown---gaining advantageous position on ground-----choke out.

Fight over.:cool::p

[truewrestler]

i go limp

[shaolin kungfu]

Keep that to yourself.:p

[Chinwoo-er]

double-leg takedown does not nesessarily equal to gaining advantageous position on ground which also does not nesessarily equal to choke out.


besides, you need to indulge more.

[truewrestler]

i went limp well before that

[Chinwoo-er]

Just in case :

I am going to force-chock whoever trys this kind of "punch, you down, I win" thing again

[chen zhen]

i also meant= takedown---gaining advantageous position (struggling to get the position to choke)-choke.:cool:

[Chinwoo-er]

left tan shou on your left arm
Followed up a step up, horse stance right punch

[shaolin kungfu]

Thought: horse stance has left you open

kick square in the testies.

[chen zhen]

THE PI-CHUAN FIST OF DEATH!!!

:eek::p

[Shaolin-Do]

10,000 bees attacking followed by golden pinky death kills all.

[Chinwoo-er]

is that before or after my punch smashed your stomach into two ?



Chen Zhen : upward deflection of ANTI-DEATH !!

[shaolin kungfu]

well, contrary to popular belief, i have muscles in my stomach. So unless your claiming that your punch is strong enough to break through those, and cause internal damage, my kick to the jumblies hurt you more.:p

It is possible to get hit without dying, you know.:p

[Chinwoo-er]

But I am facing you sideways. You have no angle to make that kind of kick !!

Just in case, I am not doing Hung Gar so my knees isn't pushed apart.


anyway : grabs leg, push knee.

[Royal Dragon]

I tickle you with a feather under the arm, wile your distracted with laughter, I poke you in the eye three stooges style, you block, and I swing up and over from behind and wack you in the head with a mallet.

BEAT THAT Loosers!!! :eek:

[Chang Style Novice]

Draws 24" khukuri.

[chen zhen]

It is possible to get hit without dying, you know.

Does'nt count my punches.:cool::p


But I am facing you sideways. You have no angle to make that kind of kick !!

Round/hook kick, crescent kicks..:rolleyes:


EVIL ÜBER-DESTRUCTING POWER FIST OF DOOM!!!!

:D

[Royal Dragon]

Doh!!!!

[shaolin kungfu]

Applies anti-destruction gell as quickly as possible. draws push dagger and charges.

[Chang Style Novice]

eases into back stance, steals step out of line of charge, slashes khukri in a semicirle to chop off pushdagger weilding hand.

[chen zhen]

..Or just a finger-poke to the eye..
:rolleyes:

[Chang Style Novice]

hurls brick

[shaolin kungfu]

picks up amputated hand that stil weilds push dagger, duct tapes to wrist and charges again.

[Chang Style Novice]

quotes Monty Python;)

[chen zhen]

Summons the mad baboon on steroids, wielding a wolf-teeth club..:eek:
;)

[shaolin kungfu]

The black knight says...

"it's just a flesh wound!"

[Oso]

...I push the manhole cover to the side and grab your ankle, pulling you into the sewers and pushing your head under the slime

[Judge Pen]

Suddenly, in the sewers, Chinwoo-er and Oso are attacked by a large hairy Chinese man wearing a pin stripped suit. They are both thrown against the wall, dazed as the hairy man towers over them . . .

[Oso]

I call out to my brothers and withdraw into my shell until help arrives

[shaolin kungfu]

I think judge pen was talking about that hairy grandmaster from shaolin do.

[Oso]

that's why I'm scared....

[Judge Pen]

Maybe they're one and the same. Man that would shake up the lineage. :D

[Oso]

I bust out of my shell and tengu ashi around the hairy guy and kick him in the nads from behind.

let's keep it on topic, ok;)

[Shaolin-Do]

You mean if GM Su Kong was really Master Splinter?
Bahahaha....
:)

"Thats the rabbit!"
"What? Right there?"
"Yes! Its got... huuuge pointy... teeth!"

[Judge Pen]

Unfortunately for Oso, Su Kong Splinter had also studied Iron Crotch. "CLANG"

[Shaolin-Do]

You mean, penetrates like iron needle techniques?

:rolleyes:

[shaolin kungfu]

I summon father maynard to bring me the holy hand grenade of antioch.

" use this, thine holy hand grenade, so that thou may blow thine enemies into tiny bits"

[Shaolin-Do]

"in thy mercy."

Gotta finish the quotes if your gonna start them.

:eek:
:cool:
:D

[Oso]

aha, but even as my foot shatters I do a forward flip and crash into him with my iron shell technique.

[rubthebuddha]

indeed. mercifcul blowings are what SK is all about.














:D

[shaolin kungfu]

Hey!:mad: Was that sexual?!?:eek: :confused: :mad:


















:D

[Judge Pen]

Su Kong Splinter flies on top of the holy hand grenade of Antioch just as it explodes. A shower of hair settles on top of the combatants.

[chen zhen]

SKF: Only if u want it to be.:cool:

[Oso]

rub, you have to have your own fighter, you can't take over someone elses.

{and why am I fighting my own sensei? Splinter must be under a black taoist's evil control. So, I must resort to submission techniques so as not to permanently injure him.}


I quickly (is there any other way) draw one of my sai and pin one of Splinter's arms to the ground.

[Oso]

oops, typed too slow.





and, uhh, I gather bits of splinter's fur for genetic cloning....

[chen zhen]

HA-HA
(said like that ugly kid from The Simpsons)

U too ol', u type slo'
:D

I feel drunk:cool:

[shaolin kungfu]

I shoot oso, and steal the fur, planning on making a genetic hybrid of an elephant and a rat-man. Making an intelligent mousephant.

[Ryu]

*bang!*

You're all dead.....

[rubthebuddha]

SK -- i don't know what you're talking about. ;)

[chen zhen]

I call the boys to get Ryu..:cool:

illustration:

[rubthebuddha]

shredder then comes in and gives ryu the deathtouch, for being a farging icehole and spoiling our fun. :mad:

[shaolin kungfu]

Think of it, a giant wooly mammoth like creature that's not afraid of mice, and has the thought processes of a martial arts sensei!!!!:eek:

P.S. I don't know what i'm talking about either:D

[Oso]

you missed me...

"cuz, I was weaving"

[Ryu]

Originally posted by chen zhen
I call the boys to get Ryu..:cool:

illustration:


HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!!!!


http://wetta.ch/midi/SF2%20%20Ryu's%20Theme.mid

[Chinwoo-er]

This is getting quicky out of hand.....
I guess it is up to me to use REALISTIC moves


ryu : Chain punch

chen zhen : side kick

Shaolin Kung fu : chin kick

oso : elbow cross

rubthebuddha : benquan

judge pen : smash fist

[shaolin kungfu]

I would never kick to the chin. It leaves you too unstable.

[rubthebuddha]

SK -- i think chinwooer is slightly scottish -- his chin kick is when he already gets his opponent down. :p

[chen zhen]

"Realistic move"+"chin kick"?!

HO HO HOOO

I just have to laugh..!:p:D

All joking aside, how could you ever do a chin kick on a standing man? would'nt the angle on the kick make it difficult, and would'nt his *cough**cough* GUARD come in the way?
this is too McDojo-ish.

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by chen zhen
"Realistic move"+"chin kick"?!

HO HO HOOO

I just have to laugh..!:p:D

All joking aside, how could you ever do a chin kick on a standing man? would'nt the angle on the kick make it difficult, and would'nt his *cough**cough* GUARD come in the way?
this is too McDojo-ish.

He didn't say you were standing. ;)

[chen zhen]

And he did'nt say I was'nt.;)

[Chinwoo-er]

Shin kick



besides, chin kick isn't unrealistic. But you still need to open up the centre defence first. Plus, expereince tells me you need to at least have some kind of diversion with the leg first ( knee kick etc ) before going for the chin. Difficuit, definately. But not impossible.

[Chinwoo-er]

ok, fine then !



Kamehameha !!! ( or however the hell you spell that horrible word )

[chen zhen]

What can a "chin kick" do that a simple punch can't do? +, it's more safe and faster anyway.;)