Time to flow....

[shaolin kungfu]

I said it's one for the trouble
two for the time
c'mon yall
lets bust some rhymes

:D

[chen zhen]

Let's daance

doo chee doo doo chee

doo chee doo doo doo chee

LET'S DANCE

doom doo doom doo doo chee..

(more to follow:cool: )

[shaolin kungfu]

In a material world
full of fallacy
the truest place
i found in me

[chen zhen]

Snoop Dogg Lyrics

S-N-double-O-P D-O-double-giz-ee
D-O-double-giz-ee
D-O-double-giz-ee
[repeat x2]

[Snoop Dogg]
Me and my partner, in my impala
Poppin' on collars, tossin up dollars
A truck on the side of us but who wanna f*ck with us
Bet a hundred dollars that they all wanna smoke with us
Doggy Doggfather
I do it to you real hard then it gets hot, it's nada
Thang on mine, bang on mine
I smoke an ounce and bounce at the same time
It's off the limbo with Timbo, you motherf*ckin bimbo
So quit knockin at my window, you nympho
Maniac, bring it back, now shake it up
Put it on the table, now break it up
Give it to me, now put a lighter on the end of it
It really don't matter what you spent on it
As long as you're gettin what you paid for
That's what it's made for, ain't that what you stayed for?

[chorus]
Who's that dippin' in the Cadillac?
Snoop Dogg
Smoke till your eyes get cataracts
Snoop Dogg
You've got a girl lay her on her back
Snoop Dogg
Millionaire, makin that paper stack
Snoop Dogg

[Snoop]
You play me and I'll play you
You pay me and I'll pay you
Hold on boo, you got the game all wrong
This aint your thang, this my song
Move on, we in the club, at the Shark Bar
Valet my keys, and park my car
No snap shots, cuz I might get popped
As I slide by security, givin 'em props
First thing I do, when I get in
Let me take you back to when I first slid in
Grab my gin and, get my woman, put my bib in, no bullsh!ttin
We be sippin, in the corner
With smoke comin' from up under us like we sittin in the sauna
Burnin' up the charts, break a ***** off hard
Little mama don't you start

[chorus]

S-N-double-O-P D-O-double-giz-ee
D-O-double-giz-ee
D-O-double-giz-ee
[x2]

[Snoop]
Tick tock, the ice on my watch
Slap me 'cross the face around 2 o'clock
But the party don't stop till we blow up
Now every little nigga wanna show up
Manuev'in to this, groovin to this
Dippin to this, flippin to this, trippin to this
Ain't no skippin to this, trust this
Bust this, it's too hot to touch this
He say, she say, I say no way
Don't need foreplay, ok, obey
Everything that I say
And every day'll be like a holiday
I put you in the front seat of my car
And roll you round town like a superstar
Recline your seat and turn up the beat
Number one with a bullet, rollin down the mothaf*ckin backstreets

[chorus x2]

[Timbaland making vocal scratches to fade]


:cool:

[chen zhen]

True Lies Lyrics

(feat. KoKane)

[cameras flashing, Snoop interviewing Bill Clinton]
Yo, hold on hold on hold on hold on
Stop the cameras, stop the press stop the press
Now Bill, this yo' nigga, Snoop Dogg
Now answer me this - did you f*ck that b!tch or what?

[Bill Clinton]
That's actually, not the first time that question's been asked; but
since, I believe, and I think any person - reasonable person would
believe, that that is not covered, in the definition of sexual
relations I was given - ahh - I'm not going to answer it except to
refer to my statement. I had intimate, contact with her that was
inappropriate - I do not believe any of the contacts I had with
her violated the definition I was given; therefore I believe I
did not, do anything but testify truthfully on these matters.

[Chorus One: KoKane]
What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie sometimes?
What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie..hie..
What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie sometimes?
What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie..hie..

[Chorus Two: Snoop Dogg]
Lies, lies, stories and alibis
Big Mac in the land of the small fries
Everyone lies and tries to get by
Some of us drink while most just get high

[Snoop Dogg]
You tryin to cover up the holes in your sneakers
You need to put your motherf*ckin face to the speakers (ba-bom, ba-bom)
And quit tryin to run from it (holla holla at me)
and c'mere, you big dummy (dumb ass nigga)
Don't you know you can't run from the Dizzogg
I'm down with (?)za, the long arm of the lizzaw
Y'all, niggaz know what's happening you turn your back again
and I'm bound to get it crack-a-lin I'm back again
And everybody happy for me - ain't that the truth?
That's a motherf*ckin lie (f*ck that fool)
Black folks stick together til we die, hmm
That'll be the day..

[Chorus One]

[Snoop Dogg]
Liar, liar, pants on fire
Smoke so much dope they call me Snoopy Pryor (well God d@mn!)
Which way is up I'm tryin to get higher
I won't stop puffin til I re-tire
My b!tches, my niggaz, they off the wire
They love-ly, they love me, call me Sire
Movie star b!tches the ones you desire
Angela Bassett, Tyra, Mariah, the flyest, the flyer
See most b!tches like f*ckin with a rider
Slider, to the sider, invite her
to a gangsta, party, provider [laughing]
with a lot of meat by-products (mm)
And beat the puddy-pot and got up
She licked the d!ck from the top to the bottom
(woo woo woo woo) (That's a bad b!tch!)
Then she grabbed me by my nuts, and said "Hmm I got 'em!"

[Chorus One]
[Chorus Two]

[KoKane scats and ad libs to the music]

[KoKane]
Ah what's the use of the truth
if you can't tell a lie sometimes?

[shaolin kungfu]

Big girls dont cry,
they take all of it.
doggy style like
george and the parliament

[chen zhen]

I put down more hits than mafioso made
And Lucky Lucianno 'bout to sing soprano
And I know, I know the way you feel
And baby bubba we gon' keep it on tha real
Just to get you caught up in amazement
We puffin' on Cubans so it might get dangerous
But when it isn't, you can sit izzon bizzack
And let the Bizzow Wizzow ride the trizzack, ha ha
How you feelin'? I'm up to dealin', ridin' like a villan
Makin' a killin', thrillin' the crowd wit my new hairdo,
Outfits unused, fifty dollar socks, hundred-thousand dollar shoes
Man, I'm givin' blues to these sucka MC's
Who you be? You know who I be, young nigga
I'm Tha DoggFather

::Chorus::
Snoop Doggy Dogg is Doggy Dogg Father (Father)
{Repeat}

Let's make a move for this paper (Where we rollin' Dogg?)
We got's ta get paid (Makin' money all ya'll)
I mean I steps to tha stage in my G-boy stance
And say a few rhymes to make your girl wanna dance
I'm so fly like a dove
I come from up above
You trippin' on your girl cause she showed me love
Nigga don't beat em, cause if you beat em, you don't need em
You lay your hands on me, watch how fast I take your freedom
I delete em, but don't mistreat em
I stay up on em, and that's one ta grow on,
Let me flow on
You can rock to tha rythme you see
or you can rock to tha rythme of me
Just remember when you do your thang,
Make sure you do your thang on a hang
And everythang, is everythang
There ain't no mo' than this paper chase
Like them white-boy DA's was on tha case
You know I ain't tryin' ta floss, but uh,
(Murder, murder, murder) was the case that they lost
I'm Tha DoggFather

::Chorus::

Now, do anybody in tha house remember
When there wasn't no Snoop Dogg? (Hell yeah!)
There wasn't no rappers hollin' 'bout LBC
Am I trippin' ya'll? (Hell no!)
Now, when I grow up, I wanna be like Snoop
Have prestigious women
That's the truth from the begining
In and out of the flyest hotels
You say your family don't know me
Hold on hommie, that's formost and promos
Sales, tails, scales and jails
Success before death
No one in my clique fails
As females with the almighty Father lead
Succeedin' ta give my peep's just what they need
And it ain't no party like this kind,
Cause you can leave your worries behizzind
But I'ma git back to tha grizzind
Snoop D-O double G comin' back for mizzine and
I'm tha DoggFather

{Chorus (Repeat until fade out)}

[Former castleva]

Looks like Xebs got wild around here...
reminds me of the main forum by now.

[chen zhen]

Xeb's not here.:confused:

[Former castleva]

I know.You two remind me of his work.

[chen zhen]

:p

[Yung Apprentice]

My ambition is to beat u into submission for not listenin/
I challenge u/
to a duel/
of no-holds barred competition/
ur fixin to get yo ass kicked/
u want ya lip split?/
keep talkin $hit, and I'll fix u up real quick/

U wanna battle over a beat/
or meet up in the street/
if u bringin three, nigga then I'm bringin a fleet/

Cuz this $hit should done be mano a mano/
No tons of gunz/
Fightin till the end is my motto/
Cuz there can be only one/

And,That victory is for me/
there will be no recounts/
there will be no discrepency/
there will be no rebounds/
u will not get the best of me/
u will not get a re-bout/
even if u ask insestantly/
don't waste your time tryna invest in me/
throwin fits like u had epilepsy/

Cuz I'll show u no remorse/
I'll stay the course/
And head norse/
In this game
and slowly become a force/

by- Yung Apprentice a.k.a Krule-T

[bodhitree]

All the hoes down south d ick and balls in their mouth
All the hoes up north you can $uck it back and forth
all you hoes out east w/ this di ck between your teeth
all you hoes out west w/ this d ick up in your chest
d ick and balls b itch
DJ Sluggo:eek: :cool:

[Vash]

I am a white boy/
But my neck is red
I put miracle whip/
On my wonderbread

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Don't hate the playa/
hate tha game.
I'm in the pit/
an' there's tigers to tame.
All these mother****ers/
Tryin to get my head
Mother****ers gonna end up
in the ground instead.

WORD! I'm a scared white boy
in a minority neighborhood!

Take yo mike, beyotch

[Kristoffer]

WTF!? Why don't u post this in http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=23616&pagenumber=2 you ****ing mossad gator! :mad:

[Yung Apprentice]

Huh!:confused:

[Kristoffer]

Not u :D

[Yung Apprentice]

Oh, coo.:D

[Kristoffer]

yo, yo
Here I go
lettin u in to my flow as I know I be down
Wid the greatest on these boards
smooth like cords on a gitar
I smother ya fools and leave your pieces in a jar

[Kristoffer]

freestyleish

[Kristoffer]

Let's have a battle. Anyone wanna step up? :D

[Yung Apprentice]

I'll battle, but I'll do it later.:) Kinda lazy right now.

[Kristoffer]

Good, I'll do it tomorrow bcoz it's 01:08 here and I'm sorta tired. My rhymes stink anyways so I best be doin em when not feeling tired :)

[Yung Apprentice]

Coo, u want to start it off, or me?

[Kristoffer]

Be my guest ;)

[Kristoffer]

Just realized your not online.. I can start then so we can get it on.

just a sec then

[Kristoffer]

Who wanna step up?
I came here to battle, leave you friends messed up
and let your shorty ride my sadle
I'll drop my rhymes on u like a nuclear bomb
smack your b!tch up while I try to act as I am calm
Let loose, a fury of fists n palms
Bow down, start praying
you'll need your god to break my psalm
I'm not a gangsta rapper but I carry a knife
I'll need it in my training session I'm not tryna look hard
but if u go against me you'll get ****ed in the yard











:D
Sorry if it was a bit 'rough', not dissing u I guess it's easier to come up with explicit lyrics. Your turn ;)

[Yung Apprentice]

You ain't $hit to me, but history/
you steadily watchin, as I'm notchin, anotha victory/
don't worry dawg, I'll put u out of your misery/
it's a mystery/
why somone would you want to battle me/
it's coo, if my girl saddled you/
son, cuz your mom saddled me/
she handled me/
roughly/
nine months later, out came ugly/
he claimed to be something/
battled his dad, and won nothing/
Dropped off after his loss/
What was the cause?/
smelled like $hit, and had to change his drawls/

o.k. that was a weak way to end it, lol. But oh well. No hard feelings on either side, homie.:)

[Former castleva]

Oh.just noticed I happened to get lost here,in the dark alleys...
I´m out.I mean no trouble....

[shaolin kungfu]

Watch out, or you'll get mugged.:eek:

Edit: those were pretty good flows, maybe i'll try and battle a little later on.:)

[Kristoffer]

You claim to be my pops sh!t that makes me puke/
Scream til my lungs bust, just like I was Luke/
"I am your Father"
Aaahhhhhhhh! :eek:
That's it, time to go to war/
My lethal verbal skillz will leave ya sore like chen zhen's wh0re/
Man you should feel ignored/
yo raps is empty, leavin me bored/
I'm a viking berzerker on a frenzy
mad like fu(king Conan, d@mn/
While you look like a lamb/
sweet n innocent
I'll knee u in yo face n sweep away your feet/
Drop your head on the concrete/
If I was you I would retreat/












:D This's fun

[Yung Apprentice]

Listen/
you can't win this competition/
your lyrics are like elevator music,
while mines like a compostion/
your riskin, suicide/
who am I?/
your daddy, b!tch, now get it right/

If you want to go to war, i'll tell you whats in store/
a dissapointed father, and the death of his child, whos been ignored/
I implore, you to reconsider/
The runt of the litter/
Taking on his father, in hopes for his career to glitter/
sorry to leave you bitter/

But I won't bow out/
I'm sorry to destroy the hopes of you lil bow wow/
:D

[Kristoffer]

I’m the rap majesty, you can call me your Highness/
I could care less but u stress n end up in this mess of yours/
I’m not a human, child by nature a true force/
After I’m done you’ll look like a piece of origami/
all swelled up like a big catastrophe/
compared to you, I sound like a fu(king poet
so don’t fret b!tch, try to stay calm/
maybe your boyfriend will fu(k ya, after the prom?/

Hope you lived a good life boy, coz it’s about to end/
you know it’s to big for u to understand or even comprehend/
My only wish is that I dun have to witness yo weep/
Otherwise I may feel remorse when I kill you in your sleep/



;) (BTW how many 'rounds' should we do?)

[Kristoffer]

uhmm. guess this is third round? Go to 4?

[Yung Apprentice]

you want to be called your higness, aight then queenie/
I'm not about to get beat, by no weenie/
your like JD, goin up against Paganini/
outclassed, and outmatched, by me/
it's blasephemy/
sayin my name in vein/
and if your askin me/
your about to feel the pain/

My son getting brave, it'll be his doom/
Now I'll have to dig his grave, and seal his tomb/
Consumed/
by the fact, that I had to get him back/
my attack, consists of 9mm macs/
and packs/
of ammo, to burst your bubble/
I'm going Rambo, your in trouble/
make u humble/

Now b!tch tell me who's your dad?/
it's the one that claims he is, just to make you mad/


I'll go four rounds, it's coo with me. Unless you want an actual winner declared, then we sould leave it at three.

[Yung Apprentice]

Oh, cr@p, I was speaking in rymhes.:D

[norther practitioner]

There are a couple rhymes in there that are OK... You need to figure out your voice too, makes a huge difference.

[Yung Apprentice]

My writtens are a lot better. Not sayin this was completely off the dome, but I tried to just put it down as I went along. I try messin around with other styles. But when I actually spit my writtens, I have my style.


NP- Why don't you drop a couple lines? It's all in fun.:)

[Kristoffer]

Haha, Thank's for a good battle then YA. I'm to tired to continue anyways. Your pretty good as far as I know. Gotta admit it's a hella easier to write them, my spittin isn't that refined :D I mostly do it as a joke with friends u know. You done any tracks? If ya have it would b cool to here em..
About our battle I'm not sure who won I'll let the ppl who read our stuff decide. ;)

Yeah I wanna here some lines from NP too!

piz

[norther practitioner]

I'll post some sooner or later
for now I'll leave you to suck on this now 'n later
you best bet I'll bring da flayva
bring you back n forth from the dark like vada'

you and your crew spittin' lyrics with no matta
I'm rockin' **** so phat it don't need no batta
when I hit you with it yall heads'll shatta
by the end of this you'll need to flatta

[chen zhen]

My lethal verbal skillz will leave ya sore like chen zhen's wh0re/

:mad:

[Yung Apprentice]

LOL!!!!!


Kristoffer- I've done just one track in a studio, but because it was my boy's cd, and he was featuring me, I don't have it. I'm currently working on five songs, that I would like to put together for a demo or something. But. I'm kinda just taking my time on it. Don't know if I'll finish it before boot camp, so I might not get around to it, till next year.


Your pretty good at spitting too. I liked your stuff. As far as the battle goes, I think it coulda gone either way. The first round, I think it was tie. The second round, I think I won that one. And on the third round, I think that you got me. So in my eye's I think it was a tie, more then anything.

[chen zhen]

"Forgot About Dre"
(feat. Eminem)

[Dr Dre]
Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these niggas
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no ski's
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries
Got a crib wit a studio and it's all full of tracks
To add to the wall full of plaques
Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my dough freeze
Ho Please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to smoke trees
Who you think brought you the o' G's
Eazy-E's Ice Cube's and D.O.C's and Snoop D O double G's
And a group that said muthaf*ck the police
Gave you a tape full of dope beats
The bomb weed stroll through in you hood
And when your album sales wasn't doin too good
Who's the doc that he told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you niggas that said that I turned pop
Or the Firm flop
ya'll are the reason Dre ain't been getting no sleep
So f*ck ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me blow me
Ya'll are gonna keep f*ckin around wit me
And turn me back to the old me

[chorus x2 - Eminem]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthaf*ckas act like they forgot about Dre

[Eminem]
So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anybody tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Just study your tape of NWA.
One day I was walkin by
Wit a walkmen on
When I caught a guy givin me an awkward eye
And strangled him off in the parkin lot wit his Karl Kani
I don't give a f*ck if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
But I'm drunk as f*ck
Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
Hoppin out wit two broken legs tryna walk it off
f*ck you too b!tch call the cops
I'ma kill you and them loud ass muthaf*ckin barkin dogs
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still one found out
From here on out it's the Chronic 2
Startin today and tomorrows the new
And I'm still loco and nuts
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew
[Record scratch]
Slim shady hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz wit the windows up
And the temp goes up to the mid 80's
Callin men ladies
Sorry Doc but I been crazy
There is no way that you can save me
It's ok go with him Hailey

[chorus x2]

[Dr Dre]
If it was up to me
You muthaf*ckas would stop comin up to me
Wit your hands out lookin up to me
Like you want somethin free
When my last cd was out you wasn't bumpin me
But now that I got this little company
Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease
But you won't get a crumb from me
Cause I'm from the streets of
I told em all
All them little gangstas
Who you think helped mold 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about guns
Like I ain't got none
What you think I sold 'em all
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dre fell off
What cause I been in the lab wit a pen and a pad
Tryna get this d@mn label off
I ain't havin that
This is the millenium of Aftermath
It ain't gonna be nothin after that
So give me one more platinum plaque and f*ck rap
You can have it back
So where's all the mad rappers at
It's like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage cats
Knew that I was strapped wit gats
When you were cuddled wit cabbage patch

[Chorus x3]

[chen zhen]

DRAH! 2 Fast...
DRAH! 2 Furious...
I'M TOO FAST FOR Y'ALL MAYN!
DRAH! 2 Fast...
DRAH! 2 Furious...
OHH! I'M TOO FAST FOR Y'ALL MAYN!

[Chorus: Ludacris]
AHH, you just came home from doin a bid
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Somebody broke in and cleaned out your crib
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Just bought a new pair and they scuffed your shoes
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now them cops tryna throw you in them county blues
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL

[Ludacris]
Talkin about gats, traps, cops and robbers
It's 9-1-1, PLEASE CALL THE DOCTOR
Evacuate the building and trick the pigs
Since everybody wanna piece, we gon split ya wigs
See some fools slipped up and over-stepped they boundaries
You about to catch a cold, STAY THE F*CK AROUND FROM ME
Ya peeps talkin 'bout what kinda sh!ts he on
You disappear like "POOF, B!TCH BE GONE"
You think twelve gon catch me, GIMMIE A BREAK
I'm super-charged with the hide-away license plate
It seems they wanna finger print me and gimmie some years
They'll only get one finger while I'm shifting gears
I got suede on my roof. wood grain on the dash
Sheep skin on the rug, +Golden Grain+ on the stash
Hydraulics all around so I shake the ride
We go FRONT, BACK AND SIDE TO SIDE, WHAT

[Chorus: Ludacris]
Some punk just tripped up and made you spill your drink
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now your car just stopped on a empty tank
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
If you got late bills and you lost your job
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
If you about to get drunk and you ready to mob
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL

[Ludacris]
Let's take it to the streets cuz I'm ready to cruise
Just bought me and my cars all some brand new shoes
And the people just stare so I LOVE TO PARK IT
And I just put a computer in the glove compartment
With the petal to the floor, radar in the GRILLE
TV in the middle of my STEERING WHEEL
It's my car's birthday so we BLOWIN THEM CANDLES
More speakers in the trunk than my ride can handle
Got my name in the headrest, read it and weep
NOS tank in the back, camel hair on the seat
and when I pull up to the club, I get all the affection
Cuz the women love the paint and they can see their reflection
I'm about to take off, so F what ya heard
Because my side mirrors flap like a F*CKIN BIRD
And the fools, we gon CLOCK ONE and we'll POP ONE
Cuz my folk ridin shotgun with a shotgun

[Chorus: Ludacris]
You just got hustled for a wire of cash
Man whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now your friends just smoked up your brand new stash
Say whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now them gulls up the block still runnin they mouth
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
If anyone talk bad about the Dirty South
Tell me what I'M gon do? ACT A FOOL

[Ludacris]
I got my eyes wide shut and my trunk wide open
Did donuts last week and the streets still smoking
See, I'm off that anti-freeze and my car is TIPSY
Off the off ramp doin about a hundred and fifty
Rollin through East Pernium, on way to Ben Heel
Slide a five to the junkie to clean my windshield
Got the whole crew ridin and we startin SH!T
I even got a trailer hitch with the barbeque pit
Now all you wanna do is get drunk and pout
Plus your new name is Fire cuz we stomped you out
and yeah, we blow trees and beez(?), that's fantastic
So gulls hold ya weave while I'm weaving through traffic
I kicked to fifth gear and teared the road apart
You'll be like lil John Cue and get a +Change of Heart+
It's one mission, two clips and some triple beams
I'M ABOUT TO BLOW THIS WHOLE SH!T UP TO SMITHEREENS

[Chorus: Ludacris]
The pot holes in the street just bentcha rims
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
MAN, THAT AIN'T STICKY, THAT'S JUST STICKS AND STEAMS
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Catch ya man with another b!tch up in ya bed
Ladies whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
If the bottles all gone and your eyes are red
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL

[Ludacris]
2 Fast, 2 Furious...
2 Fast....ACT A FOOL
2 Fast, 2 Furious...
2 Fast....ACT A FOOL

[shaolin kungfu]

[Chorus]
Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)
[Repeat 1x]

[Ludacris]
You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too

[chorus x2]

[Ludacris]
Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far
Ho! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!)
Cuz youza

[chorus 2x]

[Ludacris]
You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too

[chorus x2]

(Ho)
Mutha****as im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin
bout hos this, hos that, you tha mutha****in ho nigga
I wasnt no ho last night

(Pimp)
Ho, bring yo ass!

(Ho)
Ok, hold on

[chen zhen]

Ludacris is da shiznit.;)

whacha top 5 rappers iyo? (to all reading this)

[shaolin kungfu]

5) 50 cent

4)Method man

3)Big pun

2)Tupac

1) Busta rhymes ( number one cause he's the fastest :cool: )

[chen zhen]

5)Method Man

4)DMX

3) Dr. Dre

2)Ludacris

1)Snoop Dogg

:cool:

for some reason I don't like Busta Rhymes. He's F*ckin fast, but he has made some weird tunes. 50 cent has only made one good tune "in da club", but I don't like the rest.
Just a little comment.:cool: feel free to do the same.

[shaolin kungfu]

Snoop dogg has changed way too much since he first got started. I liked him a while back, but not so much now.

At the moment i'm more into latin rap. Do a search on kazaa(if you have it) for "tres deliquentes". it's pretty good, if your into that stuff.:cool:

[shaolin kungfu]

Well, I gotta get some sleep. D@mn, it's 6:30 am and I haven't gone to bed yet:eek:

See you tommorow, err, today, later.:)

[Kristoffer]

:)


""I've done just one track in a studio, but because it was my boy's cd, and he was featuring me, I don't have it. I'm currently working on five songs, that I would like to put together for a demo or something. But. I'm kinda just taking my time on it. Don't know if I'll finish it before boot camp, so I might not get around to it, till next year.""


Oh that's great, when you done it would be coo to here em. I know a bunch of ppl who does tracks but I don't find none of them all that talented haha..

Oh n yeah our battle can be a tie, even though I think your were a bit sharper than mine. Fun never the less.





Hey chen is back.. top 5 rappers? Hard to say coz I change my mind alll the time. I'll post about that later

[chen zhen]

i agree with the contemporary Snoop (-:P), but I like the older best too, and some of the not well-known of them.

I have a bunch of cool tracks written down that I have heard recently, I'll write 'em up here later, so that u can download them if u want.;)

[Kristoffer]

5. Zack de la Rocha (maybe not the most 'traditional' rapper but he got this poetic glow around him :))

4. Eminem (took a looong time before I started appriciate his lyrics. Now I can't get enough)

3. Tony Touch

2. Slug (from Atmosphere)

1. GangStarr



pheew, that was hard. I left out 2Pac coz well, he's dead. (if not he would be at the top). I also left out my favorite swedish artists like Timbuktu. (coz no one will know who he is). The same goes for alot of frenchies like Zaïan Supa Crew, Muzion etc..

[chen zhen]

MM has a weird ho-ish voice, IMO..;)
Gangstarr made some ok tunes. don't know the others.

Here's some tunes I heard recently y'all should download:

DPG ft. Daz, Snoop, Lil half Dead: "We smoke pounds"

The Dogg Pound: "It"

The Dogg Pound: "Just Doggin"

Ludacris: "Act a fool"

Ludacris: "Roll out"

Bad Azz: "Wrong idea" (ft. Snoop Dogg)

Ice Cube: "Check yo self"

Redman & Method Man: "How high part 2"

Snoop Dogg: "I"

Shyne: "It"

50 cent: "Ja Rule Duet s" (Skit 2)

Gangstarr ft. Jadak: "Nice girl wrong place"

[Yung Apprentice]

top five rappers?

1. Tupac
2. Twista
3. Tech 9
4. Kurupt
5. Luda

Here are some otha rappers that I like a lot

Biggie
Eminem
Nas
Busta
Bone Thugs
Outkast
Xzibit
Scarface
Spice 1
X-Raided
Crooked I
Big Pun
Cuban Link
Do or Die
Crucial Conflict

[chen zhen]

Good choices in the last list!:)

[Kristoffer]

Oh crap.. i forgot about Cuban Link.. and Pun, E40, The Nextmen, UNSUNG HEROES (:mad: I'm an idiot for forgettin them)


To name the best are impossible for me coz there's just too many to even name

[Kristoffer]

SO WHO ARE NEXT TO BATTLE ?

NP looked sorta intrested.
Chen VS NP ? :)

[Yung Apprentice]

Sh!t, I forgot E 40 too. That guy is tight. And also forgot to list Big L, and Rass Kass.



Have any of yall heard Tech 9? He's from Kansas City, I have his cd Absolute Power, and there is not one song on his 20 track cd that I don't like.

[chen zhen]

I'll try a battle later, if I can pull off something at all!



[DMX]
Uhh.. UH! .. WHOO!

Chorus: DMX

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL
up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool
up in here, up in here

[DMX]
If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it's gonna be quick, aight
All your mens up in the jail before, suck my d!ck
and all them other cats you run with, get done with, dumb quick
How the f*ck you gonna cross the dog with some bum sh!t? Aight
There go the gun click, nine one one sh!t
All over some dumb ****, ain't that some sh!t
Y'all niggaz remind me of a strip club, cause everytime
you come around, it's like (what) I just gotta get my d!ck sucked
And I don't know who the f*ck you think you talkin to
but I'm not him, aight slim? So watch what you do
Or you gon' find yourself, buried next to someone else
and we all thought you loved yourself
But that couldn't have been the issue, or maybe
they just sayin that, now cause they miss you
**** a nigga tried to diss you
That's why you layin on your back, lookin at the roof of the church
Preacher tellin the truth and it hurts

Chorus

[DMX]
Off the chain I leave niggaz soft in the brain
cause niggaz still want the fame, off the name
First of all, you ain't rapped long enough
to be f*ckin with me and you, you ain't strong enough
So whatever it is you puffin on that got you think that you Superman
I got the Kryptonite, should I smack him with my d!ck and the mic?
Y'all niggaz is characters, not even good actors
What's gon' be the outcome? Hmm, let's add up all the factors
You wack, you're twisted, your girl's a hoe
You're broke, the kid ain't yours, and e'rybody know
Your old man say you stupid, you be like, "So?
I love my baby mother, I never let her go"
I'm tired of weak ass niggaz whinin over puss
that don't belong to them, f*ck is wrong with them?
They f*ck it up for real niggaz like my mans and them
who get it on on the strength of the hands with them, MAN

Chorus

[DMX]
I bring down the chains so heavy it curse the head
No more talkin - put him in the dirt instead
You keep walking-leat you tryin to end up read
Cause if I end up fed, y'all end up dead
Cause youse a soft type nigga
Fake up North type nigga
Puss like a soft white nigga
Dog is a dog, blood's thicker than water
We done been through the mud and we quicker to slaughter
The bigger the order, the more guns we brought out
We run up in there, e'rybody come out, don't nobody run out
Sun in to sun out, I'ma keep the gun out
Nigga runnin his mouth? I'ma blow his lung out
Listen, yo' ass is about to be missin
You know who gon' find you? (Who?) Some old man fishin
Grandma wishin your soul's at rest
but it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in your chest

Chorus

[DMX]
Hold up! ERRRRRRRR!
One.. two.. meet me outside
meet me outside, meet me outside
All my Ruff Ry-DERS gon' meet me outside
meet me outside, meet me outside
All my big ball-ERS gon' meet me outside
meet me outside, meet me outside
All my fly lad-IES gon' meet me outside
meet me outside, meet me outside
All my street street peoples meet me outside
meet me outside, outside motherf*cker

X is got y'all bouncin again
Bouncin again, bounce-bouncin again
Dark Man X got ya bouncin again
Bouncin again, bounce-bouncin again
Swizz Beatz got y'all bouncin again
Bouncin again, bounce-bouncin again (Swizz Beatz)
Ruff Ryders got y'all bouncin again (DMX)
Bouncin again, bounce-bouncin again
Dark Man keep you bouncin again
Bouncin again, bounce-bouncin again
Dark Man keep you bouncin again
Bouncin again, bounce-bouncin again
All my streets they bouncin again
Bouncin again, we're bouncin again
Swizz Swizz Beatz we bouncin again
Bouncin again and we bouncin again
Double R keep it comin, ain't nuttin y'all
Ain't nuttin y'all can do, now.. {*BOOM*}


---


****, now i'm hungry.. i've gotta eat sum..:

[Kristoffer]

I've only heard like one or two tracks by Tech 9.. Can't remember what they were like.

Mind naming some tracks so I can download em?

[chen zhen]

people should download the tracks I recommended..
and comment them!:)

btw, one of my favourite tracks is "Da Rockwilder" by Method man & Redman.;)

[Starchaser107]

A battle :)
hmmn

been a while since i spat out flows with skills endowed/ Kris been killing cow's with side kicks, I kick the rhyme s#!t / So any takers to step inside the ring and take a swing / I hate the bling, I shine and bling from within I does my thizzing/ so f*@k a shiny @$$ ring , my grimey flow stings/ with the pungence of dungeons to cave your lungs in/ So who's it gonna be on k.f.o. to spay a flow/
nothern kicks and southern fists get spotted with laser scopes/
a fair fight, yeah right... whatever/ my eagle claw grip on windpipes is air tight/ ...

[chen zhen]

yoyoyoyo

CZ's in da house,
don't b in a rouse,
I'm a huzzler, pimper,
hot girls website-linker,
Nigga don't look funny at my ho's
or i'll F*ckin kill ya,
I'm a fanatic in political discussions,
with my powerful verbal fists,
I give the yanks a concussion,
b!tch don't playa-hate me,
'coz Im da Big C
to da H
to da E, N, Z,H,E,N.
Niggaz & b!tches beware,
I spit out bad quotes of Zen
so don't comb yer hair,
in the lower extremeties,
when I make Natahsha Yi shake her booty,
you'll all talk Gibberish
Kristoffer is a swede,
But can he beat
da best spitter in diz motherf*ckin HOOUUSEE
B!tch don't playa-hate me,
'Coz I'm Da Chen.

[norther practitioner]

Hip Hop

ok, lets see top groups/mcs
heiroglyphics
black star
krs one
wu tang clan (some more than others)
nas
em
J5
Del The Funky ****sapien
Aesop Rock
Smut Peddlers (Cage in particular)

[chen zhen]

i don't agree with Nas.;)

Also: Redman & Method man are best when they rap together, not so good alone.

[Starchaser107]

Starchaser clutch mic's, scar faces with buck knives/
Drunken O.r.a. broad chaser, to sum it up "sheist'"/
In my game of death , ain't two ways, if you play you get sprayed/
I put u on the news just like Uday and Qusay/
Your links ain't enough for a n!gga wit' "Snipesism"/
Exotic's how i like women, I drill 'em with adrenaline/
You're trembling, my venomous words inside your hemoglobin/
Under palm trees you see me smokin'/
I got 'cha ,your garbled flow resembles Chewbacca's speech/
I pimp slap you chief, and then i slide off with Natasha Yi

[chen zhen]

Da playa-hatin begins,
I kick u wid my shins,
destroy your chins,
to wipe off your big grins,
bigger than most fins,
except for FC,
btw where is he?
where could he be?
did'nt he pay his fee?
lost his key?
ass kicked by Bruce Lee?
No, killed by the Mossad
using the martial art
called Krav Maga,
Boom Shaka-laka

Yo don't diss me Starchaser
Miss Yi is my ho
u can be a titty-gazer,
but only when i say go,
when i say so,
before that u should lay low
your pimpin is bad ,
u ain't got a single b!tch,
they're all fat!
Mine is fiine
beautiful B-hin'
eyes that shine
titties with da right line

b!tch don't playa-hate me,
cos I'm da Chen.

[Starchaser107]

your ho's pleeez, dont watch me watch yourself
anyways


Young bird shut your beak when big eagles be screechin'/
Miss Yi been with me since last weekend/
I had her twisted like an Egyptian , yeah she ain't bad lookin/
So what if my h0's are fat?, there's more cushion for the pushin/
You scared of battling me , you're hiding behind your h0's/
don't cry , I blazed em all, graced em with orgazmic throes/
you fairytale pimp, I got harems full of hindus/
Don't make me use my force , bi@tch I snatch the mace from windu/
you're trying to match wits with me, are you serious?/
Congrats man , I heard your girl just had her first period/
Delerious, oh yeah , get off the d!ck of the Sopranos/
before I send Tony to wack you over the head with a Banjo/
my verbal shuriken , make you dance like bojangles/
be careful before they find you floating in the mangroves/
Fc left your sorry @$$ he found another boy-toy/
you should try to take the straight path cause girls they give a boy joy/
It's over Chen , I know your gay pride is strong/
but forget writing songs and get outta those thongs/

[Yung Apprentice]

Tech 9

"Industry is Punks" (probably my favorite song on his cd)

"Slacker" (pretty funny)

"She Devil" featuring d-12 (doesn't have eminem on this track, but tech 9 has done a song with em, on this track I think they took a blurb from a Madonna song, cuz it sounds like Madonnas on the hook)

"Imma Tell" (this is the song that I know a lot of you might like)

"Worst Enemy"

"Absolute Power"

"T9X" (if you like songs about drugs, you have to peep this one)
"
Slither" (story tells about going to a strip club, and going home with a stripper, and meeting her roomates, who all turn out to be vampires)

[chen zhen]

Star-C pleez, u think u can punk me?
let's just see, I killed yo niggaz
now no-one to u licka-licka
yo d!ck, are u sick? B!tch don't talk gay to me
I'll have u flee
from ORA, I will stay, pack yo bags
take yo gay-ass stash and go f*ck Johnny Sacks, and all of yo f@g
homies will not be lonely, I bet they pretty happy, dear pappy they say, we won't even have to Pay!
for a blow, u just go low on dem
that'll be a sham'
I thought u be cool
u thought u could rhyme
some wanna-B shyne
and for u'r fat ho's
It's not just pushin-cushin
they are so fat they ate da whole flu-shing
neighborhood, fat Thai-b!tches, Oh, pleez
Don't lecture me on me own turf
What's the deal anyway with dat shirt?
Da wanne-B pimp
just went limb
Nigga, I bet u don't even f*ck yo ho's
big D'OH! as I said, u went low
on men, on your Kin, I bet even on a hen!
B!tch, u even more tongue-in cheek
than a lesbian orgie!
Hot DAYUM u sick
You're tha f@ggot-ass Lordie!!
take dat, shorty..

Don't playah-hate Me,
'cos I'm da Chen.

[Starchaser107]

Chen, I can't "playa hate" u coz' u ain't a player/
and don't involve me in your same sex kind of behavior/
You get your throat slashed with a rusty razor/
I know u want me to be queer, but i gotta heart-break ya/
So what about my fat H0's I'm nasty like that/
you ain't dissing me fool, because I'm trashy like that/
Youre struggling to rhyme with antiquated flows/
I break your jaw, break your nose, then finish in a drunkards pose/
You talking so much about my d!ck i think you want it/
but only the females can get up on it/
I'm a pimp , to think I'm otherwise is absurd dupe/
And show me some respect, cause my illest H0 birthed you/
My impact on the whole planet is monumental/
you're less than a $#!t stain inconsequential/
got something to say make it fast/
I gotz to get my cash, sell some 'nash, and nerds like you to take to class/

[chen zhen]

I play, you're gay
that's the truth, and whaddya say?
u hate, u b!tch, u try to snitch
my ho's, break my flow, put on a big show,
why can't u go
get your own, is'nt that what you've shown?
I'm gonna tell u why I'm a gangster
u might learn sumthin, u petty little wangsta..

I'm a Kung-Fu fighter
Cruisin in my low-rider
gettin real high
like a f*ckin kiter
Me b!tches givin my a bite, Ya!
at the right place, the right pace,
gettin it all over their face,
Cruisin in a pot-haze
turnin up the base
Yo just call my cell
and we can drive a street-race
I rap to da beat
like a Dogg in heat
with ho's at my feet
So don't give me dat sheeit!
"Hold please!"
Ah, sheeesh..
It's da motherf*ckin police
But I just wave my G's
And they start hummin like bee's
I can turn the coppers like f*ckin keys..

dat's my game, it's a shame, u can't hold a candle to my motherf*ckin FLAME!!!

[Starchaser107]

thats right you flaming, u a flaming f@g'/
what part of the game is dat, Chen ur lame n' wack/
a "wanksta"? , who me?, now u on 50's tip/
get off of that sissy s#it, stop throwing a hissy fit/
Chen Zhen I boned your lady with my D!ck of Legend/
Genuine article in this profession, no question/
You should have seen me bus' jiz in her face/
now everytime you kiss her, its me that u taste/
I'm the broadsword swinger, the rope dart slinger/
ask zhang xiyi how I use my gim finger/
your masturb@ation style is the strangest/
you're like Baguazhang with your 8 palm changes/
while shaolin girls give me great iron head/
and wudang girls like to yank my yang in the bed/
wing chung girls like me to send it down thier centerline/
watch my dragon glide through thier vines when we get intertwined/
And wushu girls theyre the best when they undress/
They do flips and gymnastics when we work out with sex/
and these hung-gar girls , know i'm a freak thats why they love me /
rake my back with tiger claws, they say my crane stance is lovely/
all these girls are tired of your lame antics/
they wanna cut your head off like preying mantis'/
"I love girls girls" that's what my anthem is/
It's hot get out the kitchen , cause u can't handle it/



:D

[chen zhen]

10000 posts on ORA! yipee!:D


U really make an ass outta yerself
It looks like u put yer brain on a shelf
"flamin f@g" what's dis sh!t?
U have'nt changed one tiny bit!
u talk, and speak and holla crap
u derserve a big round o' beotch' slap
U degrade yerself to give a ho finga!
It's gonna b a helluva stinka..;)
the trick is lettin da ho go down on u
but u go down on her, (chorus)"b!tch u a foo'?!"
U gonna get sticky-icky in yo mouf'
but I'm da real G in dis F'in' houz!
first u say "b!tch", sock it to me
then she says "of course, CZ, u da O.G."
U see?
she goes down to play wid' mah c0ck
hard as a rock
niggah, when the sun shines & it casts shadows
I use it to tell the f*ckin clock!
this da method, u can learn,
Starchaser, i give u the next turn...;):p

[Starchaser107]

Chen I give you credit, you got heart/
but my saturday night special will blow your f.'kin brains apart/
u cant b'tch slap me dawg, u'll be dead within an instant/
I gesticulate and the force of my chi will leave an imprint/
on your soul, you start to shiver so you send Allah a prayer/
asking for deliverance from Starchaser/
But when the revalation hit ya, from the parables in my scripture/
you'll be mortally chastized, then baptized in acid rivers/
from my classic lyrics, it's like a classic Acts of Vengeance/
you're mentally imprisoned in the bowels of your ignorance/
Seek the wisdom of zen, or articles of Confucious/
Stop jacking off to these soft porn images on your Computer/
and you might realize that theres some hope for your salvation/
Stop Chasing a pimp dream, thats peganization from satan/
I'm like pure cocaine when I'm lacing your nasal cavities/
you're left masturbating to my masterpiece/
I gave Zhang Xiyi the Black Destiny to bless her/
I ate her , she came then called me Dr. Lecter/
The hard knock on your block professor, Super model chic undresser/
but chen you just an underage girl molester/
you perv' infestor , put away that pint sized ding dong/
watching disney channel trying to get your pimping on/

[chen zhen]

He, dis fun.:D I'll battle u on tomorrow, My brain is fizzled out from all dat rap-bizzle.;)

see ya.

[Starchaser107]

cool bro, peace

[chen zhen]

Nigga, u pulled the shortest straw
and 'coz I'm da shizzlest Dogg
I'll strike u wif my paw
So what if I brake da law?
HAW HAW
I'll teach u my final lesson
that is: I'm gonna
*BLAM**BLAM* U in da head
with my Smith & Wesson
Rest In Peace
If u survive dis muthaf*cka
u'll end yo days like Christopher Reeves
No more smokin the leafes
for u,
when u sneeze,
no more *poof* white powder blowin out ya nose
And ur hos?
I'm gonna take 'em
booty shake'em
nah, I'll down-rate'em
too fat
smells like a rat
How ugly are these b!tches?!
they look like a bat
WhaddamI gonna do wif'em?
pull out mah gat
*BLAM**BLAM*
Goodnight
finished with dis sh!te..

[Starchaser107]

Inanae, petty rhymes about killing my fat ho's/
u can get deez nutz and taste da lactose/
I gets Bizzy like sean paul inna di dancehall/
Chen Zhen is Babylonian like Pope John Paul/
I been slinging rhyme skills from before u was a fetus/
you wanna bring it on , come to di Yard so we can meet up/
if you don't wanna battle that cool, lets smoke some green up/
in a villa with some fine H0s, hitting the tourist scene up/
if you still hardheaded well you best carry your heaters/
cause u get deleted like spam when my inbox recieve it/
its the time to "flow" thread but Chen be missing his groove/
Sounding wierder than Bjork, but s#it i'm sticking her too/
just listen to you, yappin talking about pistol clappin/
But under Yellow Arches is the only place you Mac in/
in every department your skills be lacking Chen/
while I'm essential just like Oxygen (oxygen)/
Man a man and , men a men/
Bus di chaplin' dance step on a heathen,/:D ,
Ok forget it I'm on vacation now , back to Negril kid/
Celebrating independence , thats on the real tip/
It was fun to battle, but now i gotta go away/
I pass the mic to you, See u on Monday/
Forget the gun play , absorb the fun ways/
Chen Zhen I say Peace, I'm in the summer sun's rays/
So who's next up to bat Chen Zhen just strike em out/
and its like that, and thats what the f#%* it's about, ...im out...peace

[chen zhen]

cool way to stop the battle, homs.;)
Let's stop the dissing, but it'll be harder to find out things now..:(

:p

see ya.

[Yung Apprentice]

My boy has a page on soundclick. He's new at this, and the songs there he wants to re-do because he's off beat at times, but he knows where he messed up at. Anyways, show some luv to him.


http://www.soundclick.com/ausiel

[Kristoffer]

Long, Good battle

I love Starchaser's rhymes, their somewhat brilliant. I liked chens more direct style too (listenin to fiddy n snoop alot lately :) ). Good fun reading this. Peace

[chen zhen]

Mine was more simple, because I AM new to the game..;)

I'll just learn along the way.

[Starchaser107]

Blessings, I'm back from Negril, I had a great time, 4 days of partying , and living the good life chilling at the beach, It was great. Chen, was fun battling you, I can feel your energy, keep at it. I kinda hoped that other people would have stepped inside the arena, and faced off against each other, but I guess its still a kung fu forum , and not a poetry one huh. Kris thanks for instigating, and getting me to do this. It's monday night, it's late, and I need sleep.

[shaolin kungfu]

Hey starchaser, was it your birthday yesterday? I thought I saw your name on the list. If so, happy birthday man.:cool: :)

[Starchaser107]

:) yeah it was, thanks, and it was great , Im 26 now turning into a fogie.

[Yung Apprentice]

Happy Birthday!!!!!(sorry for being a lil late)


I turn 21 on the 27th of this month!!! YEAH!! I can legally do what I've been doing for years!!!!!

[Kristoffer]

grat's homie :)

I gotta wait til march.... :(

[chen zhen]

Happy B day to y'all!
:)

And thanks StarC, it was a pleasure working with u.;)

-CZ

[chen zhen]

Starchaser & chen zhen relaxing while preparing for the next battle (http://www.doggystylerecords.com/site/gallery/110802-mtvfizzel/pix/112-1214_IMG.jpg)

[Starchaser107]

LOL