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Chang Style Novice
07-17-2003, 01:35 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=570&u=/nm/health_masturbation_dc&printer=1

Former castleva
07-17-2003, 03:48 PM
This is great too but sounds a bit too wild..;
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/afp/20030717/sc_afp/japan_paleontology_030717112155&e=3

Anyway,back to topic;
Good news,but take care to look for all the "may´s" of the article,superstition concerning energy losses still holds... ;)
Well,probably not but the direction is a good,if not a conclusive one.

""(But) masturbation isn't bad for you. I don't believe in the blindness and hairy palms theory. Prohibitions against ejaculations are not based on science," "

Ha,ha!
At this point,we can lay "self-contamination (sin)" theory to rest too,can we? :cool:

"One theory that could explain the new results is that semen may have a carcinogenic effect on the cells lining the prostatic ducts if not flushed regularly out of the pipes by ejaculations. "

Hmmm.I still remain skeptical of that.Don´t abuse the theory.

The Willow Sword
07-17-2003, 04:04 PM
.that earlier post CSN made about the porn industry. this is an internalists nightmare. depleteing your essence your jing frivilously. OH My Gawd,,,the waste the waste the,,,,,,,,,,,,,ooooo naughty mature bj mpegs,,gotta go see ya.

rubthebuddha
07-17-2003, 04:23 PM
and if you believe monty python (http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song15.htm), it's also the bane of catholocism

The Willow Sword
07-17-2003, 05:05 PM
i think that these lyrics are more fitting for this thread.http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song41.htm

rubthebuddha
07-17-2003, 09:46 PM
honestly, tws, life would be a total bore without d*ck jokes (http://www.ryanbuck.com/Big****/drew_carey.htm), would it not?

:D

red5angel
07-18-2003, 09:21 AM
I had this suspicion already so I have been working very hard at keeping prostate cancer away.

Chang Style Novice
07-18-2003, 09:26 AM
A serious question was brought up on another discussion board: where did they find a control group?:D

ewallace
07-18-2003, 09:29 AM
A serious question was brought up on another discussion board: where did they find a control group?
I'm sure they just waited until the end of a chess club or young astronauts meeting at a local high school.

Chang Style Novice
07-18-2003, 09:31 AM
The chess club doesn't polish the bishop? Surely you jest.

rubthebuddha
07-18-2003, 10:22 AM
i thought it was the boys' choir that polished the bishop. :confused:

ewallace
07-18-2003, 11:22 AM
No, it was the bishop that polished the...nevermind.