What would you do if....

[Internal Boxer]

You left the cage door open of your bird of prey and it decided to fly at you with lightning speed, its vicious beak a gape, aiming for you jugular vein...

[old jong]

Good question!...HUM...Maybe I would grab my tennis racket and smash it through the window?...I imagine it would be nice with peas and mashed potatoes! :rolleyes:

C'est la vie!

[ThePariah]

i'd move :)

[Martial Joe]

*****Smack it and beat it up with a cracker...

[Can-O-Bud]

I'd open the microwave door and let it fly right in, thus preparing a tastey snack for me later that evening....

"My twa boab"