"cause grapling is (usesless)" more morons

[Kymus]

I was wandering around and I stumbled upon this thread:

http://www.mma.tv/TUF/index.cfm?TID=247371&passok=1

The main guy here really cracks me up. Apparently, this guy feels that "the whole concept of my TKD style is that grappling is pretty much unnecessary as I'll be showing techniques that will make sure you don't go to the ground". He is so brainwashed it ins't funny. He calls his TKD "DEADLY". Now, I've trained in a lot of different stuff, and the one of few things I'd consider "deadly" would be Kali.
But as I was saying, throught this thread, him, and a couple of others say how either a) grappling is useless or b) their techniques are so superior that they will never end up on the ground. He designed this shirt for his art, and on the back it states "The ITWF cause grappling is for pussies".
This guy is really funny. You should take a look at it.

[The Willow Sword]

:o

[truewrestler]

don't worry, it is just a joke on the site....at least that's how i have seen it

http://www.mma.tv/TUF/DisplayMessages.cfm?TID=253467&P=120&FID=1&c=1

[shaolin kungfu]

How does wrestling get passed the three zones of death?

[Shaolin-Do]

Bahahaha.....

"Dojo where I'll be teaching the DEADLY KOREAN ART of TKD... "

That sh!t really made me laugh. bahahaha... :)
Oh...
I want to go on that site and tell them I have a bb in TKD... its crap.
:)

[neigung]

grappling IS useless!
i mean c'mon, people don't grab each other in fights! that's just more propaganda from the gracies. like they know wtf they're talking about.
get real guys.
the only real fighting techniques are jumping spin kicks. now those are brutal.

[shaolin kungfu]

That had to be a joke.It's just too funny not to be.

[neigung]

i'm not joking.
i can 540 spin kick and put my foot through a pumpkin.
BRUTAAAALLLLL!

[shaolin kungfu]

Pumpkins quake at the very sight of you!

p.s. I was talking about the poster from the other forum.

[neigung]

i'm still not joking.
gourds are terrified of me.
i once axe kicked my neighbors tomato plant to death.
:mad:

[shaolin kungfu]

Good lord why? Did it try to grapple you?:eek: :D

[truewrestler]

"How does wrestling get passed the three zones of death?"

Its called a takedown :D

[shaolin kungfu]

But what about the dreaded axe kick of uber-doom?:D

[Former castleva]

This should not be taken as a universal representative of TKD,just like you would not take Gracies for BJJ.

[Kymus]

Originally posted by Former castleva
This should not be taken as a universal representative of TKD,just like you would not take Gracies for BJJ.

most deffinatly. I have two friends that are both upper levels of TKD (3rd degree black and a Brown) adn they don't think like this. They both know that TKD isn't invinsible.

[Chang Style Novice]

More like you shouldn't take Ralek (the troll, not the Gracie) for BJJ. The Gracies have gotten their butts whooped a time or two, although there are still bad attitudes toward other arts from some in the family.

[NorthernMantis]

Originally posted by truewrestler
"How does wrestling get passed the three zones of death?"

Its called a takedown :D

Most people aren't falling for that anymore,try something else:D

[Ford Prefect]

Ferox was just trolling all the folks on the UG that take themselves way too seriously.

[Knifefighter]

Actually, Ferox is a genius. He will revolutionize martial arts with his concept of the three zones of death. I am thinking about completely discarding all my grappling and groundfighting and just concentrating on the three zones.

[Shaolin-Do]

yes.
Learn the axe kick. They even said on there...
"if done properly, no can defense"

Just use your spine strikes like us KFers use eye gouges! ferox said it himself!

He doesnt sound like a troll, he sounds like someone who thinks TKD is actually something deadly...
bahahahaha