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TzuChan
08-02-2003, 05:11 AM
Hello all,

got robbed again lol. 5th time now, still didn't give up my money, and I have to say I'm finally not-freezing anymore :)

Now let me explain you, I do not encourage not giving up your money, I just evaluate the situation and notice I don't HAVE to give it up in order to get away safe.

So this is the fith time, now seriously, this was quite the gayest thing ever .. for me.

So I'm riding my bike, it was drak outside, was like 10PM or something. This girl is shouting at me, asking to pull over for a sec. **** she was pretty, and looked friendly !

She asks me if I have a phone she can use. I'm like "No, but there's one you can use over there in the restaurant" Right there I knew situation was ****ed up, she didn't care about the phone. So either she was into me, or I was about to get into something pretty ugly =/ Suddenly she shouts like 'Dudes, he doesn't have a phone, but he ha a wallet' Which you could clearly see through my pants. Right here I was still on my bike. Out of the blue three guys pop up. One of em was like 14 wtf is he going to rob people at that age lol, then another guy, really shy but tagging along I guess, probably 20 yrs old. And then the 'leader' of the pack who was about 17. Now I didn't feel threatened. I was still on my bike, I still think it was a bad move but that turned out ok, cause I was able to get away before it got ugly.

What happens is this 20yr old pvssy touches my pants where my wallet is, you know, feeling where it is, and I'm like 'What the **** dude, you must be joking' and pushed him away as hard as I could. Right here the chiq starts going berserk ! She's screaming 'STOP STOP !' And everybody freezes, not me though, I started riding off hahaha ! Not fast though, was kinda pushing the envelope here, suddenly I hear somebody running after me, without looking back, I stepped on it and took of hehe :D


This turned out ok, but it wasn't luck this time.

Now I'm wondering, if you get 'stopped' on your bike, what would you do. I thought of jumping of the bike really fast, pushing it on the mugger, and then just smacking the **** out of him or running away.

Anybody ever had this

Btw anybody ever got mugged with a team using a chiq like that ? Imo pretty **** lame lol


Cheers

dezhen2001
08-02-2003, 06:29 AM
nothing to say apart from glad youre ok... kinda a watered down version of the opening scene to Bad Boys when u meet will smith and martin lawerence...

instead of a porsche = a bike
instead of a hotti wearing a too short skirt and stuff = a gal asking for a fone

LOL :D

dawood

TzuChan
08-02-2003, 08:57 AM
Yeah man, now that you say it like that lol. But it was totally like that though lmao. The robbery itself was ok for me, I mean there will always be lame people like that, but actually using a chiq for the dirty work, man that's so lame, ****ed up my entire night.

dezhen2001
08-02-2003, 02:23 PM
glad youre ok nontheless :)

dawood

Liokault
08-02-2003, 02:49 PM
The way I see it is the girl was bait to get you to stop so her 3 gay friends could cop a feel.

You were not robbed.....you were sexualy assalted.

TzuChan
08-03-2003, 04:09 AM
haha, if it had taken any longer, I'd probably had my ass kicked, but I'm pretty sure I'd have killed one or something, **** was I ****ed they used a chiq for it lol

TonyM.
08-03-2003, 11:00 AM
Seen this action before. Sorry punks like to send their women to do their dirty work. This means they've been popped before and now send someone else. Prolly been operating for a long time now. Me thinks the police in your AO are as useless as teets on a boar hog.

TzuChan
08-04-2003, 04:15 AM
I live in the capital, crime rate is ridiculously high, and cops don't even dare to help if they're outnumbered =/

TonyM.
08-04-2003, 09:13 AM
Sounds like Penn station in NYC.:D

dezhen2001
08-04-2003, 10:39 AM
or wolverhampton where i went to uni :D

dawood

Jook Lum
08-07-2003, 09:27 PM
Hello!If this was a movie i would say beat up the 3 guy`s and take the woman.But since it is not next time dont stop or if you do as soon as they yell for someone else just take off.With the luck you have i would stay out of lightning storms.You are very lucky they did not have a weapon!

Elxen
08-07-2003, 11:41 PM
So, that must have been in brussels then :)

I've never had problems there myself but I can imagine :-) (in antwerp on the other hand I did have a lot of problems)

take care

SevenStar
08-08-2003, 12:17 AM
5 times? Over how long a period of time? It may be time to start working some awareness drills.

TzuChan
08-08-2003, 01:57 AM
4 years. Nothing wrong with me, your usual john doe get's robbed at least once every week around here. And if you're a total mess, you'll get spanked every morning. And I'm not Super KArate Kid to know that some girl is the start of a gay robbery attempt =) Btw I call it a robbery nr5, but actually it's robbery attempt nr5, cause I never lost anything.

Elxen, it's schaerbeek. You know, where the belgian people are the 'foreigners' in their own country ;)

Btw I think you're the second belgian person on this board :)

Elxen
08-08-2003, 02:23 AM
lol, ok brussels or schaerbeek....huge difference :-)

If you're white you'll probably have a "fun" (read: hard) time living there.
I've been there a few times 'cos my (ex) girlfriend worked there
and during day-time it seemed ok but i would not go there at night just for fun.
On the other hand....if you want to learn to fight that's the place to be :cool:

Belgium isn't that big so i'm surprised there are in fact 2 belgian people :-)

Odin of Wei
08-08-2003, 08:23 AM
That was pretty dumb. But you have to be careful. People may be willing to goto all time lows for money....or to feel some guy.

But I found it funny that the girl started to freak out when you gave a little shove. I think she was trying to make it seem you were the bad guy. You have to watch out for women. deceitfulness is ther specialty. :eek:

But I wonder why did you stick around for the guys to come out? I should have been long gone...especally when your on a bike!

And I remember when I was young I was saying hi to everyone and yet no one said hi back. I asked my father why this was happening and he said probably scared that someone might be using you to rob them. So I guess this been's done before.

TzuChan
08-08-2003, 04:47 PM
Hey man, this is gonne sound stupid. But I asked myself that same question over and over, WHY DIDN'T I TAKE OFF. Cause I KNEW it was going bad when the dudes showed up DUH ! But I just .. didn't leave .. I think somewhere down deep, I wanted it to turn into a fight or something lol. Or maybe deep down I still froze ? Don't think so, cause I was thinking and reacting non stop lol, next time, there will be one for sure, I'll try to not do that again. I think I kinda felt like this 'I'm not gonne run though, let's see what they got, ain't gonne chicken out' sounds stupid I know, but somehow I think that's what happened. Hope it wont happen again

And yeah man, it's gay at night, but daytime too. I got this 'father' that went to the same WT class with me, when I still practiced WT, the dude got robbed and beaten up quite hard IN HIS OWN STORE daytime ! By five 17-18 year old kids, they had sticks with them lol. It's really gay, if you look in somebody's eyes, just like no big deal, they take that as some type of war treaty and think you're challenging them lol, that's enough nowadays to start a fight, gay people, should stop watching those stupid eminem movies :D

StickyHands
08-08-2003, 09:55 PM
How old are you? What's up with mass utilizing the word gay? I know you're using to define the foulness and atrocity, but geez get over it, use something else, that's like a middle school derogatory term. I mean gay originated as happiness, evolved into demeaning h0m0sexuals, driven another euphemism under the name of f@g, and now it settled itself as an offensive term to incline h0m0sexuality to those who are straight or describe an unfriendly situation. Dude, use something else, elevate your horizon, lol, say correct jargons or verbatims, even if you rather assimilate colloquialism.

So how's ahhh McDojo Take Kwon Do working out for ya? :D Ya, grappling sucks huh? :p

dezhen2001
08-09-2003, 05:22 AM
What's up with mass utilizing the word gay? LOL!:D

dawood

Odin of Wei
08-09-2003, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by StickyHands
How old are you? What's up with mass utilizing the word gay? I know you're using to define the foulness and atrocity, but geez get over it, use something else, that's like a middle school derogatory term. I mean gay originated as happiness, evolved into demeaning h0m0sexuals, driven another euphemism under the name of f@g, and now it settled itself as an offensive term to incline h0m0sexuality to those who are straight or describe an unfriendly situation. Dude, use something else, elevate your horizon, lol, say correct jargons or verbatims, even if you rather assimilate colloquialism.

Word. :D

But Tuz another stupid move was to have your wallet in a pretty visable spot. Keep your money in your sock or something. :p

TzuChan
08-09-2003, 12:10 PM
I'm sorry about Gay, lol, I only speak english to some other people over the internet, and they use it alot too, it's rubbing off on me, sorry =) I don't meen to offend the ****sexuals on this board or anything..

And no, I will never switch the place I put my wallet, I have a friend who puts his money in his underwear cause he's afraid of getting robbed, well fvck that, it's a free world.

Xebsball
08-09-2003, 12:37 PM
ho.mosexuals are GAY!!

TzuChan
08-09-2003, 02:17 PM
lol it hides the word **** :D Fascist software ****ed lol :D

StickyHands
08-09-2003, 10:01 PM
xebsball ur an idiot.... why.... hmmm.... no friggin kidding, read my post biatch! lol, **** that was annoying.

And Tzu, regardless of whether there are h0mos on this board or not, my point was ur what 20, almost 20, get better adjectives, it gets irritating when you repeat the same thing again and again. lol.

Odin of Wei
08-09-2003, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by StickyHands
xebsball ur an idiot.... why.... hmmm.... no friggin kidding, read my post biatch! lol, **** that was annoying.

And Tzu, regardless of whether there are h0mos on this board or not, my point was ur what 20, almost 20, get better adjectives, it gets irritating when you repeat the same thing again and again. lol.
hmmm...sticky hands.

I seen a porno with the same title. Well not seen but seen the tape you know?:D

Maybe it would have been better to have said Chin na. :cool:

TzuChan
08-10-2003, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by StickyHands
xebsball ur an idiot.... why.... hmmm.... no friggin kidding, read my post biatch! lol, **** that was annoying.

And Tzu, regardless of whether there are h0mos on this board or not, my point was ur what 20, almost 20, get better adjectives, it gets irritating when you repeat the same thing again and again. lol.
Then I suggest you take some 'lighten the gay up' :) I never noticed I said it so much now lol, try to stop, as I said before. But if that irritates you, **** dude :D

StickyHands
08-10-2003, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by Odin of Wei

hmmm...sticky hands.

I seen a porno with the same title. Well not seen but seen the tape you know?:D

Maybe it would have been better to have said Chin na. :cool:

At least my insignia has a legitimite cause, you know Stickyhands training of Wing Chun? But.... LOL, now I know what kind of Martial Artists you are, so you practice sweaty palms huh? LOL. What's the chinese translation for it, and do you practice it while the porno meditation or do the techniques come out on their own? :p

As for Tzu, what the hell are you talking about? Lighten the gay up? :D I suggest you start hanging with friends who are bit more fluent english. lol.

tedward
08-10-2003, 07:26 AM
gee belgium hey?

I hope these guys get arested soon, they dont sound too smart.

Its quite easy to stop someone on a bike getting away especially if they are smaller than you since you can hardly turn a bike around very easilly and acceleration from stop is so slow -its an interesting one to think about.

TzuChan
08-10-2003, 02:02 PM
Well it's not like in the US, well I'm only saying what I see on TV since I never went to the US. But it seems like if you do something wrong, like rob a person, you get sent to jail ? I could be wrong of course. But in Belgium you can actually kill a person, and not go to jail, because the jail is full. There was this case not so long ago, a kid, 16-17 yrs old who throws a heavy object at a man just minding his own business. Cracks his skull, and dies in the hospital later on. The kid wasn't sent to jail, and since they were poor the victim's family didn't get an awfull lot, so basically it's lousy over here. For robberies etc.. you don't go to jail over here, there are too many people in jail already, so instead you have to do some work for a month or two like cleaning the market place or some stupid bull like that.

Shaolin-Do
08-11-2003, 10:44 AM
That sucks. :(

ugh... for use of profanity Ive gotten in the habit of typing * instead of vowels... :)

Bikes a VERY slow from a stop... Never had anything like that happen to me... If they were all smaller than me, Id probably take my chances stomping them. And probably get shanked of the like in the process..... :)

"ho.mosexuals are GAY!!"

and death is the # killer in the world my friend...

StickyHands
08-12-2003, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
That sucks. :(


"ho.mosexuals are GAY!!"

and death is the # killer in the world my friend...

no kidding bi@tch! :D

TzuChan
08-14-2003, 05:26 PM
and death is the # killer in the world my friend...

What do you mean by that ? The story is true you know .. it happened in 2001-2002, so happened in 2001, and got 'convicted' in 2002. Big slap in the face for the entire country.

Shaolin-Do
08-15-2003, 08:42 AM
"What do you mean by that ? "

Read it again... Death is the #1 killer in the world...
Kinda obvious/redundant. It was a smart Azz remark to "****.sexuals are gay"
:)

Odin of Wei
08-16-2003, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by StickyHands


At least my insignia has a legitimite cause, you know Stickyhands training of Wing Chun? But.... LOL, now I know what kind of Martial Artists you are, so you practice sweaty palms huh? LOL. What's the chinese translation for it, and do you practice it while the porno meditation or do the techniques come out on their own? :p

As for Tzu, what the hell are you talking about? Lighten the gay up? :D I suggest you start hanging with friends who are bit more fluent english. lol.
oh like you know everything....

Kun Tao/ Silat is what I do.

A pretty destrive one too. But Wing Chun is pretty cool. :D