Owned

[chen zhen]

OWNED (http://www.mubai.cc/demo-choke.mpg)

Post your own "OWNED" pics or videos.

:D

[shaolinboxer]

I think it's in the Yang family book of secret transmission that is says "it is always important to slap and spit at your attacker, especially when you outweigh them by 20 lbs".

this vid would be more fun if the other guy won.

[Water Dragon]

THR-OWNED (http://emptyflower.stanford.edu/video/Chang_sc_3.WMV)

[shaolinboxer]

WMV files! evil

I'm a Mac head

[sean_stonehart]

GM Chang didn't own him... he didn't even pay for him!! He got a refund on the guy!!:D

He tossed that guy around like a sack of potatoes. I know it's a demo & for demo purposes the other guy was cooperating to a degree, but to see somebody tossed that effortlessly is just incredible.

[chen zhen]

SB: I'm a mac user & can watch WMV files easily. whats the prob?

OWNED (http://www.mubai.cc/images/yagli9.jpg)
OWNED (http://www.mubai.cc/images/yagli11.jpg)
OWNED (http://www.mubai.cc/images/yagli17.jpg)
OWNED (http://www.mubai.cc/images/yagli15.jpg)
OWNED (http://www.mubai.cc/images/yagli13.jpg)

[chen zhen]

btw, that is traditional Turkish oil-wrestling performed in those pics.

[red5angel]

oil wrestling chen zhen, didn't some people get kicked off for posting porn not too long ago?

[Felipe Bido]

Water Dragon, please post the pic of Master Chang whacking the guy with a zuan quan. That's a classic.

[Water Dragon]

OWNED (http://www.chikung.com/images/punch.gif)

[Felipe Bido]

Oh...Yeah


Gotta love the smiling faces in the back :D

[Cheese Dog]

Does a zuan quan drive in a straight line or does it have an arc like a boxing upercut?

[sean_stonehart]

Mine is straight line, but then again I've only been practicing at it for a couple of months

[Water Dragon]

OWNED (http://www.northwestgoju.org/images/mooney1.jpg)

[shaolinboxer]

WD that is a great pic....i dunno why my work mac won't handle those wmv files...i may have to reinstall

[PHILBERT]

Owned (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0299930/gigli_1sht.jpg)
Owned (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0339034/33f.jpg)

[Suntzu]

LOL@Philbert...

[ShaolinTiger00]

Owned (http://bjj.org/images/royce-delucia.jpg)

[CrippledAvenger]

0wn3d (http://www.judoclub.ca/pics/JUDO_NG.JPG)

[Felipe Bido]

Originally posted by Cheese Dog
Does a zuan quan drive in a straight line or does it have an arc like a boxing upercut?

Zuan Quan goes up in a straight line. But, from what I remember, Chang hit the guy in the stomach first, making him bow down, so it's possible that he had to strike in a arc to throw the guy back.

The uppercut in Xingyi is called Guan Quan, but you won't see it anywhere. Maybe in a rare variation of the sparrowhawk form.

[norther practitioner]

LMFAO... ERR, MAYBE A BAD PUN..:D

[IronFist]

Crippled Avenger, do you know what that French says in that picture?

owned picture attached

[IronFist]

Another owned picture

[IronFist]

^ Sorry I didn't know that pic was so big.

The new version of IE should shrink it for you.

IronFist

[IronFist]

_

[IronFist]

owned at work!

[IronFist]

This guy owned himself

[IronFist]

Someone is about to get owned

[IronFist]

One more

[CrippledAvenger]

I. Ron Fist,

I think it loosely translates as "There are days when you wish you were somewhere else", but don't quote me on that. I minored in German.

Anyhow, here's a few more of my favorites.

[CrippledAvenger]

Concieved of and illustrated by the genuises at Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com)

[IronFist]

^ LOL at Phorum Troll.

That was funny, but it wasn't technically an owned picture.

Just think how much cooler this thread would be if we could post pics.

IronFist

[Chang Style Novice]

You can post pics at the kfm offtopic zone (see my sig.)

[Volcano Admim]

"refinedly impressive" he says

[chen zhen]

Video: Kinda OWNED, but maybe more "how to use nearby gardening tools as weapons";) (http://www.mubai.cc/demo-counterassasin.mpg)

Pix:
OWNED (http://www.caughtsleeping.com/images/owned.jpg)
OWNED (http://users.adelphia.net/~khaosvoid/images/owned.jpg)
OWNED (http://www.pldi.net/~jstory/owned.jpg)
OWNED (http://renzokuken05.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ownedpelicankid.jpg)
OWNED (http://renzokuken05.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/owned-cat.jpg)
OWNED (http://renzokuken05.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/owned-roadkill.jpg)
OWNED (http://renzokuken05.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ninjacopown3d.jpg)
OWNED (http://renzokuken05.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ownedsosashatter-why_ask_why.jpg)
OWNED (http://renzokuken05.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/fubar.jpg)
OWNED (http://renzokuken05.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/owned40.jpg)
OWNED (http://renzokuken05.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ownedworkporn.jpg)
OWNED (http://renzokuken05.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/own3delevator.jpg)
OWNED (http://matthew27529.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ownedsanta.jpg)
OWNED (http://matthew27529.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ownedcar.jpg)
OWNED (http://matthew27529.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ownedballgrab.jpg)
OWNED (http://matthew27529.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ownedtrike.gif)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-bird****.bmp)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-catmicrowave.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-catpants.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-dog.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-flood.JPG)
OWNED!! (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-granny.gif)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-jk2.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-lesbians.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-mickey2.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-plane.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-shark.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-shotgun.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-smith.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-snake.jpg)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-snakebite.jpg)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-soccer.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-starwars.jpg)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-subaru.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/owned-wrestle.JPG)
OWNED (http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/pwned-facekick.jpg)

I decided to fire it all off in one turn..maybe a little too much, but hey...
:D

[chen zhen]

Is there anymore pix of the kind left, or have I used them all..?
:confused:

:p

OWNED (http://www.turkishwrestling.com/TF6/06-2-88.jpg)

[IronFist]

Dude, that was awesome.

I'm not sure I know what's going on in that last picture, though.

Also, your birds.hit one didn't show up right because KFO replaces that word with ****, so it said ...bird****.bmp or whatever. I guessed that it was s.hit.

I've seen a few more, but the site I knew of that had a bunch of owned pictures is down now.

IronFist

[chen zhen]

I know about the bird one.

heres where most of the pics were from: http://www.ljuhome.com/images/own3d/

also the pics here, holy fukking crap they are funny:D
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun.html

[old jong]

Originally posted by ShaolinTiger00
Owned (http://bjj.org/images/royce-delucia.jpg)

Hey!...Is'nt that Rolls/Ralek favorite pic?....:rolleyes: ;)
Must be a coincidence! ;)

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by Suntzu
LOL@Philbert...

I found those the other night somewhat by accident. I will not suffer alone.

[Cheese Dog]

Thanks Sean and Felipe, that's what I thought. Couldn't a strike with an upward arc, like an uppercut, be considered pi quan?