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IronFist
08-29-2003, 10:14 AM
Ouch (http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7101566^13762,00.html)

No warning on this one. No pictures.

But guys, prepare yourself before you read this one.

IronFist
rubthebuddha
08-29-2003, 10:23 AM
hm. monkey steals the peaches really does work.

so much for chain punching and chi sau. :(
SevenStar
08-29-2003, 10:31 AM
bah. chain punching is for wusses anyway.
Liokault
08-29-2003, 10:36 AM
You have been postimng alot of odd stuff this week ironfist.....has GDA been feeding you or has he taken over your account?
Shaolin-Do
08-29-2003, 10:40 AM
"Saut Chin tied his neck with a scarf to a bed, "
"The exact cause of Ouch Yan's death was not known"
:rolleyes:
Sounds like a great PD they got over there... Real good with deductive reasoning.
:rolleyes:
IronFist
08-29-2003, 10:46 AM
No, I just found some crazy stuff and decided to post some of the relevent ones here. Like knives being stuck in you and squeezing testicles. Both of those can be MA related.

IronFist
shaolinboxer
08-29-2003, 11:18 AM
Good for her, man
rubthebuddha
08-29-2003, 11:30 AM
she musta learned that g.i. joe kung fu grip from destro or something.
Suntzu
08-29-2003, 11:30 AM
just read the title.... wiash i could unread it...
CaptinPickAxe
08-29-2003, 11:41 AM
Thats just awful...
But then again, when a man Pis$es off a woman whats the first thing she attacks....
Chang Style Novice
08-29-2003, 11:58 AM
"her husband, Ouch Yan, 52"

...it's almost poetic.
TonyM.
08-29-2003, 12:05 PM
Fortunately not been attacked myself, but the ones I've seen (and sometimes intervened in) the women first attacked with cleavers or chef's knives in an enclosed fist using a downward chop to the head/neck/shoulder area. Fortunately in these attacks the women were tackled from the side before they drew blood. The other favorite weapon of the gentler sex:p is the staff. Many brandish specially designed stainless steel staffs made by companies like Electrolux. The staff is grasped in a comfortable choked up position maybe a third of the way up and is swung to the side of the head while they step in and THEN the knee is brought up to the groin.:eek: Oh my! The Sisterhood might hunt me down and kill me like a dog now for exposing a secret!
Former castleva
08-29-2003, 03:48 PM
Never mind the hogwash,they actually have some rather interesting news down there.The last time I thought of this subject was today (this might be worth a print);
http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7100052%255E421,00.html