WILL I GET MY ASS KICKED IF ................

[NEOm21]

Here is the deal there is this guy who has chalanged me to a fight he has taken CHON-JI (a form of tae kwon do ) for six years and ive seen him fight many times i know no form of fighting of any sort but i really think i can take him im a big guy 210 6'3 big build and i have been in many fights also this guy has been a friend of mine for many years until the past few years. So my question is do you think i could do it or could it be done or do you think im a fool for trying. if so is there a few moves some one could tell me to do to help.
PLEASE HURRY I ONLY HAVE A WEEK LOL. :(

[drunken_bo]

if your troll enough to even post that, my reply would be this...

if you think you can take him..then there's only one way to find out.
go try to beat the freak.

really I think you should.
If you get the royal sh*t beat out of you then you will know that "your a sucky fighter"
if you win then you'll know that "your both sucky fighters"

there ya go.
have fun.

[drunken_bo]

and I'm sorry for not starring out at least one letter of my title on my last post.
forum monitors please forgive me.

"Survival of the fittest: If you lose you weren't fit. Sucks to be you."

[joedoe]

Too late to learn anything now. Shouldn't have accepted the challenge if you didn't think you would take him.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

[NEOm21]

WELL THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU REALLY SEAMED TO HELP IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO THINK YOU CAN KICK EVERY ONES ASSES BUT IM TELLIN YOU NOW I DONT THINK YOU CAN YOU JUST COME ON HERE AND FILL IN YOUR IN PUT CUZ EVERY ONE AROUND YOU AND EVERY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU IS SICK OF HEARING ALL YOUR BULL **** STORIES BUT IF YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU A BIGGER MAN HAVE FUN AT IT

[JerryLove]

Troll tactic #2. If leading questions don't work, hurld insults in poor netiquette (all caps) to illicite an arguemnt?

[joedoe]

Nice one Neo. Keep trying. On the off chance that you are for real:

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS GUY, WHY ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE? AND IF YOU CAN TAKE THIS GUY, WHY DO YOU NEED SPECIAL TECHNIQUES?

See, I can be just as rude :D

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

[Water Dragon]

You better get the Tae Bo deluxe workout quick!!! It's your only hope.

Although there are many styles, they all depend on the strong beating the weak and the slow falling to the quick. These are not related to the power that must be learned -- Taiji Classics

[Highlander]

I would recommend getting a video or book on Judo or Aikido. These arts start you off by learning how to fall properly. At least that way the ground won't be hurting you when he kicks your butt. :cool:

[Son_Goku]

Sure...try your best. If you win, good on you; if yoiu lose, then he was better, and you should respect that, and if he's an ass about it, train a little bit more....THEN kick his ass. :p

Fear.....Fear attracts the fearful.....The strong....the weak....the innocent....
Fear is my ally

[NEOm21]

WELL HERE IS THE DEAL I THINK WE CAME CLOSE HE COULD DO NOTHING TO TOTALY STOP ME NOR COULD I AND OUR GIRLFRIENDS BROKE IT UP NO ONE HIT THE GROUND SO THAT GOES TO SHOW YOU 2 HOT SHOTS DONT HAVE ANY CLUE ABOUT ANY FIGHTING AT ALL I THINK U 2 NEED TO TRAIN MORE :p

[NEOm21]

AND FOR THE REST OF YOU YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL IT REALLY GOES TO SHOW YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT U R TALKING ABOUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND I THINK YOU ALL NEED TO TRAIN A BIT HARDER AND I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO TRY AND LEARN ANY FORM OF FIGHTING BECAUSE OF U FEW WHO LACK THE KNOWLEG OF THE REAL REASON FOR ANY REAL FORM OF FIGHTING :p

[fei_jai]

Let me quote one of my favourite movies...

"You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pity. Farewell."

[drunken_bo]

does the fact that his girlfriend was able to break it up say anything to all of you?

wonder if the GF is named nancy....
(she takes tae bo ya'll)

"Survival of the fittest: If you lose you weren't fit. Sucks to be you."

[Xebsball]

Tae Bo is the ultimate answer.

(LOL)

[joedoe]

NEO,

OH GEE, NOW YOU'VE HURT MY FEELINGS. BOO HOO.

Get a life.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people

[dunbarj01]

Having said that xebsball, you've realised the ultimate truth. :D

Seriuosly,

neom21, why get ****ty at people telling you not to fight??? Are you just a troll or too immature to sort out your own personal crisis?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

does anyone else think that all cheese should be individualy wrapped?

where's my beer?

[Weapon-Maker]

LMFAO!

[Scott]

Well, I forget the name of the martial art, but it isn't kwan ji that he takes... That's not a real martial art.. ****it, the word is on the tip of my tongue... It's a korean art (thus the mixup with TKD) but it's alot more impressive, with grappling and striking. It's the official "Self Defense" martial art of Korea, not like TKD, which is the official SPORT of Korea; so don't fall back on tactics that would be effective against a TKD practicioner, like grappling and jamming legs... Because this person probably knows as much hand and takedowns as kicks. But this probably means nothing to you, since you don't take a martial art... so my advice is to eat yourself =)

-Scott

"Life is hard, but so am I." -- The Eels.

[shaolinboxer]

When you accepted his challange, you lost.

[joedoe]

Yo're not thinking of Tang Soo Do are you?

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What we do in life echoes in Eternity

[Rolling Elbow]

The fact that Neom21 could not BEAT his opponent flat out means that martial arts do work and that they served their intended purpose- to walk away from the fight.

Again- what an idiot..posting on a site to get help because he blabbed his mouth.

Michael Panzerotti
Taijutsu Nobody from the Great White North..

[saochoy10]

buddy, if i were you i would just shake hands and put aside your differences. there is no reason you should fight someone who is a friend of yours. it won't make you or your friend any tougher if you two beat the hell out of each other.

[Koing]

hey why accept the fight? are you a fool? it shouldn't matter if you win or lose but why fight? Only fight if you HAVE to.

And just because your 210lbs and 6"3 or whatever. If this guy is good he'll beat you anyway even if hes smaller. if you do Rugby I suppose that you could rugby tackle him to the ground and try and hurt him.

"Bye 4 now; not 4 ever"

[jimmy23]

kuk sul won or hwarang do

[omegapoint]

Genius,
You may win the fight, but you're still a LOSER!!! Neurally challenged individuals such as yourself who use emotional rather than rational motives to structure their lives, are what has been FizUCKING up isht since the beginning of our species. Can you please help the Novus Ordo Seclorum Nazis some more? EVOLVE!!!! :mad:

[tnwingtsun]

As in Georgia USA????
Next to Atlanta????

[MADDRAGONFLY]

Tackle him and then proceed to punch the hell out of him.

To be a warrior.....<img src="http://www.animation-station.com/people/people37.gif"width=35 height=45>>YOU MUST TRAIN!!