Mullet Haiku

[ZIM]

The wind blows through it
Does not think, but simply is
Zen-like mullet hair


Kool smoke mullet stands
At window watching rain fall
Soft on his IROC


Speaking of hair...did anyone see Nightline on the Patriot Act? (http://www.onlisareinsradar.com/archives/001699.php)

[chen zhen]

;)...lol (http://www.lisarein.com/abc/9-04-03-abc-patriot-1.jpg)

[ZIM]

well, just trying to have it go either way...serious or not... LOL

cmon man, make with the haiku

[Chang Style Novice]

Ted Koppel's rug IS pretty atrocious...

edit, I mean:

Look at Ted Koppel
His rug is pretty awful
He's fooling no-one

[Kristoffer]

I hate haiku crap
If I ever grow mullet
I'll cut my head off

[ZIM]

IMO,
IIRC,
Haiku AIN'T Chinese

[Christopher M]

Face clear and eyes bright
With great mane flowing freely
Ride on proud mullet

Toil and mock, bourgeois
That genius who first had spoke
Front short and back long

[Starchaser107]

everyone speaks clarity great
some might even sport such design
I've never seen a mullet

[ZIM]

Dark thoughts, trailer park
blue light flickers from TV
Mullet eyes young niece...

:eek:

"It's just a hair cut"
Wrastlin', Buds, and Poker nights
my truck is on blocks

[Serpent]

Cigarettes in sleeve
Six fingers, I'm with stupid
Business front, party back.

[Chang Style Novice]

I need a haircut
But can't afford the whole price
Just do the front, 'k?

[Starchaser107]

A google search how bizarre
I have seen alot of strange things
Why do people grow mullets?

Peoples tastes how peculiar
This is not very attractive
Mullet heads must have a reason

[Kristoffer]

that's not a haiku
haiku needs rythm o-kay?
first five then seven

[Starchaser107]

dumb haiku darn it
ignorance of mullets now this
gimmie a phat beat

[Kristoffer]

:D

[Vash]

**** Haiku *****
I feel like Bustin' Some Heads
Crappy Mullets Suck.

[Kristoffer]

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