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Vash
09-07-2003, 08:56 PM
or something.

Anyway, as I was laying in my hot-as-all-hell nightly soak, trying not to sit up as to avoid further aggravating my fubar rib, I was thinking . . .

I'm gonna kick my ass when I get better.

I've got a tentative weight schedule going, and as we have a kick-ass gym at school (SAUM if anyone is in the Arkansan Void),
so getting to 'em won't be a problem.

But, my legs (which are getting all muscelly and hard thanks to an extended tour of physical therapy) think they'll be left out since I can't squat, leg press, that whole shebang. Nah, Farmer's Walk, and a host of other cable exercises, in ADDITION to my regular PT an stance training (BIG props to whomever posted about their stance training regimen!), they'll be getting nice and good again.

No bench for shoulders. Fine. Fubar that. Limited # of pushups, cable cross-overs, whatever doesn't make a *kunk* noise or cause aches will do. Plus, increased bagwork (three-five times a week minimum) will help their. My GF rather liked me having a chest that was "all hard and nice." :D

I figger, time to stop *****ing. I got time. After I get all put back together, a whole hell of a lot of core training'll help me remember to MOVE kicks coming at me. Blocks suck orangutan-ass.

Just some night-before-test nerves. Good night, You Pimps of the Intramunet, you Mac-Daddies of Sri Lanka!

Good Pimpin.

Volcano Admim
09-07-2003, 09:00 PM
i just came for the (females) ass

pics?

Vash
09-07-2003, 09:32 PM
100 post, Bizzatch!

Vash
09-07-2003, 09:36 PM
Not yet.

Workin on it.

Kristoffer
09-08-2003, 12:57 AM
is this thread supposed to suck ass or show some ass?

Starchaser107
09-08-2003, 01:41 AM
Life is what you make it,
Liberation is something we should all strive for, we all have our vices and are slaves to one thing or the other.

The persuit of ass has made men do inexplicable and phenomenal things.

It liberates us and at the same time is our greatest vice,

which makes life meaningful.

ah the cycle is complete.

Kristoffer
09-08-2003, 02:51 AM
pass the blunt please :D

chen zhen
09-08-2003, 07:00 AM
If u wanna see some ass, then just ask me.
(on ORA sexy-thread, not my own:D)

and u're proud of 100 posts? *pfft*:rolleyes:

Kristoffer
09-08-2003, 09:36 AM
If u wanna see some ass, then just ask me.


LOL

Vash
09-08-2003, 09:43 AM
Ah yes . . .

To suck or to show. That is the question of the hour.
Both can be fun, depending on company. But (to coin a phrase) the buttitude of the butt most be of the highest buttipheny.

One hundred + posts indeed. I am a young buck, as opposed to ya'll O.G.'s

!!!Mobile, Agile, Verile!!!


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Starchaser107
09-08-2003, 10:02 AM
Stomach Bile:o

Kristoffer
09-08-2003, 10:57 AM
Vash-Bash

hmmmm.......... I'm thinkin of doin another rap battle again. It was pretty succesfull last time no?

Starchaser107
09-08-2003, 11:32 AM
you and ming yue should battle

Kristoffer
09-08-2003, 11:48 AM
Hmm.. I wonder if she realizes it's a rap battle... :D

Starchaser107
09-08-2003, 11:53 AM
she seems cool ,
even if she didn't realize at first i think the martial artist spirit within her wont allow her to cop out

or mebbie not;)

Kristoffer
09-08-2003, 12:37 PM
would b fun to battle a girl, never done that.. to bad

Starchaser107
09-08-2003, 12:44 PM
i know rite,
maybe some other time :cool:

Kristoffer
09-09-2003, 10:26 AM
:D

Vash
09-12-2003, 01:44 PM
ttt

Surferdude
09-12-2003, 09:01 PM
So wheres the ass???:confused: :rolleyes:

Starchaser107
09-12-2003, 09:04 PM
it was all a hoax.
false advertising
never trust this guy.

if u want @ss go to the brink of "sexy thread" there's plenty there

peace

Vash
09-13-2003, 02:28 AM
Soon, my chillens. Jus' be patient.

Right now, scouring the net for Akuma images. Then the ass.

Kristoffer
09-13-2003, 11:02 AM
dun post ass here. post it in sexy