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old jong
04-18-2001, 09:00 PM
You are innocently walking out of your neighborhood Macdonald with your take-out order when you are savagely attacked by a flock of enraged seagulls!...Can the fact that you are thinking about starting BJJ can be of some help to you or can you relie on your 20 years of ineffective kung fu to save you?... :eek:

C'est la vie!
Badger
04-18-2001, 10:34 PM
Are they Steven Seagulls? :D ˙
nickle
04-19-2001, 12:02 AM
comon old jong, no more please... i have to read them and its beginiing to get to me :)

ciao

-specialization is for ants-
joedoe
04-19-2001, 02:23 AM
You could fight them with your Crane Style kung fu first, then take it to the ground. Being animals of the air, seagulls will be disadvantaged on the ground and you should be able to take them easily.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people
house of chang
04-19-2001, 08:56 PM
maybe YOUR kung fu is ineffective but mine isn't...

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old jong
04-20-2001, 01:25 AM
What about your sense of humor?... :rolleyes:

C'est la vie!
Destrous9
04-20-2001, 10:43 PM
What I would do is memorize the seagulls' fighting techniques, meditate about them for 5 years, and develop a fighting style called Friegull Gong Fu.

"Deep down inside of all of us is the power to accomplish what we want to, if we'll just stop looking elsewhere."
joedoe
04-22-2001, 05:19 AM
3 step swooping gull fist!

Guns don't kill people, I kill people
dunbarj01
04-22-2001, 05:26 AM
I'd toss a wheel of Brie at them. The calcium in it might kill them....
joedoe
04-22-2001, 05:51 AM
You could actually feed them the McDonald's hamburger. That will kill them for sure.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people
WuMan
04-22-2001, 11:38 PM
Let out some gas and blow them away.
Martial Joe
04-23-2001, 02:48 AM
I would reliy on my 6 monyhs of wing chun kung fu.And also...
...my blo gun.
frosh2786
05-10-2001, 05:40 AM
i would set them on fir e then laugh.
Chang Style Novice
05-14-2001, 09:48 PM
Seagulls cannot pass gas, either orally or rectally. They will also eat just about anything a human being throws om the ground. So give 'em some alka seltzer tablets and wait for them to explode.

No lie! I had a wretchedly misspent youth. Or couldn't you tell?

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joedoe
05-15-2001, 06:37 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love it.

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You have no chance to survive - make your time.
Budokan
05-15-2001, 06:57 PM
Throw them one of those curiously strange square fish from McDonalds--that'll kill the b@st@rds for sure.

K. Mark Hoover
Scott
05-28-2001, 09:00 AM
In that particular situation, I would eat myself.

-Scott

"Life is hard, but so am I." -- The Eels.
JWTAYLOR
05-28-2001, 05:33 PM
Steven Seagull. Now THAT's comedy.
JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV