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Shaolin-Do
09-19-2003, 01:06 PM
Kung Lek has lost his sense of humor and its up to us to help him find it again!!!!!!
:D
Last place I saw it was on his "competitive sports iron crotch vs. street iron crotch thread". It seems to have disappeared shortly thereafter however.
Water Dragon
09-19-2003, 01:08 PM
Has he checked all of his orifices yet?
Judge Pen
09-19-2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Water Dragon
Has he checked all of his orifices yet?

Are you volunteering? :confused:
Water Dragon
09-19-2003, 01:15 PM
*grabs broomstick*
Starchaser107
09-19-2003, 01:16 PM
I think I might have seen his sense of humour partying in negril. it's probably still on vacation but maybe on another island by now.
Shaolin-Do
09-19-2003, 01:16 PM
I think it must be something to do with canada?
:confused:
Its gotta be.
norther practitioner
09-19-2003, 01:23 PM
What world sees as sense of humor

does not equal

What Canada sees as humor

Although thanks for Pamela.

:rolleyes:
CaptinPickAxe
09-19-2003, 01:26 PM
maybe he's too busy applying for the Canadian Hall of Fame to have jokes for us...:D
Shaolin-Do
09-19-2003, 01:28 PM
Im already in the canadian hall of fame.
Why you ask?
does it really even matter?
:D
MasterKiller
09-19-2003, 01:37 PM
What did he delete?
Shaolin-Do
09-19-2003, 01:39 PM
Nothing of mine. He just seems kinda down lately, not as fun as usual.
:(

Edit: Im in no way trying to flame KL, Im just joking. Personally I like the guy, havent had any problems with him.
Starchaser107
09-19-2003, 01:39 PM
dunno but this thread is probably next.
rubthebuddha
09-19-2003, 01:49 PM
kl can be a very funny bugger. his sense of humor is just rather subtle -- even more so than chang style's. i have, however, taken much satisfaction in him post-ishly tearing goktimus a fresh poopshoot.
Shaolin-Do
09-19-2003, 01:54 PM
"kl can be a very funny bugger. "
Yes he can. Hasnt been fun lately tho. :(
Poor KL. Maybe canada is getting to him.
:eek:
Blame canada! Blame canada!
:D
rubthebuddha
09-19-2003, 02:25 PM
maybe we need a kung lek appreciation thread? :D
Shaolin-Do
09-19-2003, 02:38 PM
Egad! Its like I went back in time!
:D
Fen
09-19-2003, 04:38 PM
Maybe we need a kung lek appreciation thread?

NO!!!

Sorry David, but please lets NOT add to his BIG EGO and condescending attitude!

~Jason
TonyM.
09-21-2003, 10:46 AM
Canada could be the problem. Worked a two day Canadian wedding party two weeks ago. Bartended for 150 people two nights. Put in over 23 hours in two days. Sold thousands of dollars worth of quality spirits. People said I did a great job and they had a wonderful time. THEY LEFT ME ELEVEN DOLLARS IN TIPS IN TWO DAYS! Now I can buy that prosthetic limb for the quintuplets!:p So the primary difference between a canoe and a canuck is that CANOES TIP!
P.S. Any other weddings this size I make between three and six hundred dollars. I am a proffesional with 37 years experience in my trade. Some have told me I'm one of the best they have seen anywhere. I make seven dollars an hour plus tips. Sooooo, Canadians if you don't want to pay your own way please stay home unless some of you want to get together and pony up the three to five hundred dollars that I worked very hard for.:D
Shaolin-Do
09-21-2003, 10:49 AM
"THEY LEFT ME ELEVEN DOLLARS IN TIPS IN TWO DAYS!"
Theres only one solution. Lets get some baseball bats and go strong arm some money out of the groom.
:eek:
TonyM.
09-21-2003, 10:56 AM
What and spoil my "charming act".:D The two lovely Alabama gals that were rubbing up against me at work last ALMOST made up for it. Thanks Kristie and Toni!:D :p
Shaolin-Do
09-21-2003, 10:59 AM
Capitalize.
:eek:
Jack daniels done me wrong last night... ugh... Me no more drinks jack for a while. Stickin to clear liquors for a bit.
TonyM.
09-21-2003, 11:07 AM
Sour mash can really give ya a bad one.:D Try Grey Goose. Yeah, I know it's expensive and French but everything in moderation.;)
Shaolin-Do
09-21-2003, 11:10 AM
"Try Grey Goose."
Goose is my favorite. :)
2nd - crown royal
3rd - jamaican rum
:)
TonyM.
09-21-2003, 11:17 AM
You have good taste. Macallan's 25 yr. old Scotch is good as well. That's a once a year thing for me, too expensive.
Shaolin-Do
09-21-2003, 11:20 AM
Scotch makes me stupid drunk. I stay away from alcohol thats the consistency of oil. Gets me into trouble.
:)
My favorite is goose and cran, little apple juice, little strawberry.
mmm... Yup. Thats the way to go. Or crown and 7up, 2 ice cubes, half crown, half 7.
:D
Kristoffer
09-21-2003, 11:46 AM
mmmmmmmmm coronas...
Shaolin-Do
09-21-2003, 11:57 AM
Coronas are good with salt and lime...
Prefer to drink heineken or red stripe however... Tons of wonderful micro brews here too...
Kristoffer
09-21-2003, 02:40 PM
heiniken is the all round beer. Goes in all weathers, but coronas are one step better (although I like them without salt, lime I don't mind). This, and Smirnoff ice.
Shaolin-Do
09-21-2003, 03:54 PM
smirnoff ice is a chick drink.
:eek:
Kristoffer
09-22-2003, 10:23 AM
Only if you drink it in small plastic mugs