Sitting on the can/reality fighting

[old jong]

You are peacefully reading a vintage issue of Reader's Digest on the can when you ear a strange sound in the water tank in your back.You start to open the cover to see what's wrong when suddenly this (http://www.ashidakim.com/photo.gif)jumps out and attack you with a pair of nunchakus!!!What can you do? :eek:

[Raimondo]

I'd post my mail through the slit, and be done with it.

[Martial Joe]

Well I would come prepared...see I would eat alot of clemontines,and get the sh!ts...then I would cover him in a large amount of poop...


Hows that...

[joedoe]

Well, providing his astral spies haven't killed you first, you should cook him in your guard. That should be obvious because BJJ is superior.

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[Stranger]

jong, jong, jong :rolleyes:

To think I was so close to letting your title of "alpha-crapper of KFO" drop into obscurity. I am now convinced that it is my jihad to warn my fellow forum members. It is YOU who clogs the toilet. :mad: It is YOU who uses all the paper and doesn't replace it with a fresh roll. :mad: It is YOU that has caused our toilet bowl to look like an ink-blot test. :mad: That smell is definitely all YOU!!! :mad:

First you clog the toilet, then you take a break from posting in mid-troll invasion, and now you are back here asking questions like this?

Well, here is my answer:
Go Monkey style on his ass!
Pick up your ****e and throw it at him. It seems to upset the monkeys in the zoo. :D

"Luminous beings are we."

[Fish of Fury]

what jumps out! what jumps out!
i didn't see anything...it's like it just blended into the background and dissappeared, man!

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[David]

That was spooky, I could have sworn I saw something move in there but... but... hey what's this dart thing in my neck? Don't remember that being there before... hmmm :eek:

The powers of Kung Fu never fail!
-- Hong Kong Phooey

[jimmy23]

since you havent wiped and your pants are at your ankles,, wiggle around and dance, hypnotizing him with the rhythmic movements of your man parts. Then, when hes under your power, stuff him in the toilet (still full of you deposits) and flush him away!!!!!!!!

Only a fool hates the truth, but the world is full of fools
Karl Gotch

[Xebsball]

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This could happen to YOU too!!

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[IcedSamurai]

Oh no! A ninja-dude! Poke him in the eye! POKE HIM IN THE EYE!

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