Utilising the Dim Mak in Real Life!

[dimmakseminar]

Greetings to All Esteemed Readers of Kungfu Magazine:

First, let me introduce myself. I am Dim Mak Seminar, and I hold an 7th degree Black Belt in the Dim Mak. Well, to be more specific, I specialize in the Dim Mak, although I am well rounded in many of the dark arts of Shao-lin and Iga, and I was once the true lineage holder of the Cinnabar Palm, the One Finger Tsan, and the Fairy Palm through Zhang San Feng! I am even developing a website with my kungfu family tree! I also have 7 white stripes on my black belt to prove my qualifications. So, you can definitely see that my qualifications speak for themselves!

I am interested to learn the opinions of the readers of this forum on their experiences using the Dim Mak in street fighting, as it is clearly the most superior and lethal of all techniques! I have been in many a fisticuff in my day and have always resisted utilising the Dim Mak for fear that the lethal legal nature of my hands (they are registered with the local police department, and in 13 countries around the whole world) might allow an attacker to use the legal system against me. Confinement in a penitentiary is not fun, I don't think. So, in most cases, I utilise the Cinnabar Palm, which I find to be more easily controlled, because you are striking your foe from a distance of over 11 feet! For those of you not familiar with the Cinnabar Plam, you learn it through many ancient and secret methods. My kungfu brother, Brian Gray, can attest to the secretness of the training methods! Also, your hands get really red.

So, in conclusion, I would ask that you consider my seminars for use in learning real live street fighting situations. Wouldn't you want to utilise these arts to defeat your foe? Of course you would, because no one really likes the germs that can be transmitted through contact! At a price of $20 per hour, my seminars are much more effective than attending a cardio kickboxing class at your local McDojo. Remember, you get specialisation AND name recognition. Plus you can learn to do neat stuff like throwing needles through people's arms at 30 feet!

Thank you for your time and consideration in reading my post.

Sedulously awaiting your replies, I remain,

Respectfully yours,

dimmakseminar

[Kristoffer]

:rolleyes:

[Jook Lum]

What are you smoking?????????:confused:

[shaolin kungfu]

cinnabar palm? Tis wouldnt have anything to do with cinnabun would it?

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. shaolin kungfu:

As a practitioner of shaolin kungfu, you should already be aware of the Cinnabar Palm! It is not related to the cinnabun, although that made me laugh. The Cinnabar Palm, is a technique whereby the practitioner trains the Qi to exit the palms. It can traverse short distances or great distances to complete its work. An extension of the Qi, past the earthly shell, is possible with the Cinnabar Palm! You are probably most aware of this technique in the movie "Karate Kid", whereby Mr. Miyagi rubs his hands together to heal young Daniel-san! That is real power! If you have interest, I have put much thought to creating a video seminar, although many in the martial arts community have expressed disdain at my efforts to reveal the true dark secret techniques of Shao-lin (and Wu-dang)!

It has been my pleasure to alleviate any erroneous misconceptions about my seminars and, I remain

Respectfully yours in mind and spirit,

dimmakseminar

[Former castleva]

"Plus you can learn to do neat stuff like throwing needles through people's arms at 30 feet!"

Serious?

" An extension of the Qi, past the earthly shell, is possible with the Cinnabar Palm! You are probably most aware of this technique in the movie "Karate Kid", whereby Mr. Miyagi rubs his hands together to heal young Daniel-san! That is real power! "

Do you believe that it´s possible?

"Dim Mak for fear that the lethal legal nature of my hands (they are registered with the local police department, and in 13 countries around the whole world) "

Really?

"because you are striking your foe from a distance of over 11 feet! "

You believe in that,seriously?

[Kristoffer]

Castleva don't bother argumenting with this clown. He's looking for some idiots (read: americans) to get him some money on hokey crap.





My kungfu brother, Brian Gray, can attest to the secretness of the training methods! Also, your hands get really red.

Seems like you should stop shoving up your hands in Brian Grays ass then you little ***got

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. Kristoffer:

I assure you that I am not attempting to amalgamate funds from my American brethren. My revelatory instructional methods are proven fact! I have not yet given any mendacious or perfidious information about my seminars publicly on this forum. Those that know me (and there are many) can attest that my inculcatory tutelage is accurate and authoritative!

As for making light of Brian Gray, he is your kungfu brother, too, and other than his recent escapades with the authorities, he is the pre-emminent doyen in the iron palm related arts! That is a FACT!

Please do not dismiss my precepts as mountebank, simply because you have more posts than I.

As always, in both acceptance and suspicion, I remain,

Respectfully yours,

dimmakseminar

[Jook Lum]

The last thing i heard that the great Brian Gray was teaching was how to separate little kids from their pants and video tape it.
If you dont believe it there is a article and a post on here about it, find it and read it.

[Joseph_alb]

Went a bit hard on the Absinthe did we now. I bet parts of ur brain are glowing a light green as we post.

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. Joseph_alb:

True Absinthe is not legal in the United States because of certain hallucinatory chemicals contained therein. However, that may not be the case in the Dominican Republic, so I encourage you to drink to good health! Or, as Mr. Jook Lum pointed out that which Brian Gray might say, "Bottoms Up!"

Good Day, sir!

Respectfully yours,

dimmakseminar

[Shaolin-Do]

"True Absinthe is not legal in the United States because of certain hallucinatory chemicals contained therein. However, that may not be the case in the Dominican Republic, so I encourage you to drink to good health! "

LOL!
This guy is pretty funny.

[Joseph_alb]

I guess thats a plus for us. :D

[Joseph_alb]

Nah, just joking around Mr seminar, no hard feelings. Keep doing what u do, you seem to be very good at it.

[Kristoffer]

Atleast he's polite :D

peace y'all

[Ray Pina]

I think he's joking and expects all of you to know he's joking as well.

One thing that always bothers me in Kung Fu movies, when they use Sand Palm or Iron Palm to kill someone, why is there always a full palm print? You only use the base of the palm.

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. EvolutionFist:

The Dim Mak is not a matter of joking; it is reality! My posts are lucid and transpicuous! I hold no ulterior motives, I only wish to disseminate the true significance of the Dark Arts within the Martial Arts community.

As to your question of the palm print; the movies of which you speak can be based in reality when filming the use of the Cinnabar Palm. The Cinnabar Palm creates an enormous amount of energy, and when released onto its target, it can create red handprints, even with the slightest of touch. Further, the handprints can be augmented by bruises, and if not treated properly could result in grievous injury, or DEATH! That, my friend, is serious reality!

Respectfully yours,

dimmakseminar

[Ray Pina]

What I am asking is: Why would you hit me with your entire hand, ie, all five finger prints, plus the palm, instead of just the base of the palm? The other seems like a slap.

Of course I am interested in Dim Mak as I am sure most MA are. My master has showed me some points (big ocean and little ocean) as well as various places to strike that cause greater than normal damage.

But when it comes to "death touch", I always have two questions:

1) How easy is it to hit THAT spot on a well trained, resisting fighter.

2) How do you know? Have you ever killed a human being using "death touch" or any other method with your bare hands?

As Krist said, you are respectful, so I don't mean any disrespect, just posting concerns. Also, whenever someone posts knowing a person who can do contactless knockouts, I IM them to put me in touch with them. No one ever does. Likewise, if you or an associate is near NYC, I'd love to present myself as someone willing to check it out ... just please don't Death Touch me, just maybe use a Kind of Hurt Me touch.:D

Best to you and your organization
Ray

[Shaolin-Do]

I believe in the numbing points. Kirk numbed my arm up last thursday while we were working controls.
:)
Pressure points are good to just get in the habit of grabbing on your opponent. Most weaken the muscles a little bit, makes them easier to manipulate.
As for pressure point striking sequences... Seems like youd get hurt trying to land a few in a row appropriately on a resisting opponent.

[Felipe Bido]

This guy is cool!

DIMMAKSEMINAR FOR MODERATOR!!! NOW! :D

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. EvolutionFist:

Eminently enlightened questions! These questions are frequently asked by the unlearned when first attending my seminars. When utilizing the fairy palm, which is essentially a backfist slap with the fingers and knuckles, it is important to recognize that the whipping action of the fingers comprises much of the devastating blow! Simple physics can enrich our argument here. Power equals force times velocity, and force equals mass times acceleration. Therefore you can deduce that the speed and mass being utilized will cause a greater force. Imagine the bottom end handle of a bull-whip being utilised as a weapon. Certainly it can be used with great efficacy, dependant upon the skill of the holder. Now think of the bull-whip itsself as the weapon, traveling at a high rate of speed in excess of the speed of sound, causing a small sonic boom as it meets its intended target. That is REAL POWER! Now, consider the fingers as the whip. If properly developed, they can travel at speeds in excess of 760 miles per hour! This technique can be utilized for both back and front palm assaults! Certainly they must be trained effectively or you risk grievous injury to your person. However, the physics are REAL!

It is is unreasonably incongruous to expect a novice to be able to utilize Dim Mak techniques with any great potentiality. As with all serious martial arts, significant years of prominent training are needed before a Dim Mak practitioner can utilize the most mortiferous of techniques. However, mastery can be attained!

Finally, to ask a Dim Mak master if he has ever utilised his techniques in mortal fashion is to question his very existentialistic subsistence! I thank you for your understanding and apologise profusely for not answering all of your questions at this time!

With transcendant devoir, I remain,

Respectfully yours,

dimmakseminar

[Jook Lum]

The odoriferous emanations permeate from your vocalized orifice without cease.
Do you see how foolish your posts look?:rolleyes:

[PaulH]

Dear Honorable DimmakSeminar,

May I humbly suggest that you offer a enlightening discourse on DimSumSecrets as well? Once upon a time in China, its elusive and seductive power indeed has been most irresistible poison to incurable heart attacks known only to the chosen few. As my somewhat overbearing Chinese chef dare not to reveal this exotic Kung Fu of the Far Mysterious Orient, I was greatly distressed for its cure until I got hold of this most excellent Dimwitted topic of the hour. I beg you to come at once! You are my Dimsum, my only Dimsum! Ha! Ha!

[Ray Pina]

My Hung Gar sifu actually showed me what you are calling a bullwhip-type palm. He laughed when his sifu, Frank Yee, showed it to him when he was a young man, and dind't learn what it really was till years later. Yes, I am also a big fan of MV^2 ... I'll put my money on V any day.

As for my question, I am sorry. I did not mean to be rude. Secretly I suspect my master knows some sort of Dim Mak. He's funny. He says the little guy can never realy play with the big guy, and then beats men literally twice his size and half his age. He makes fun of all these "chi" guys but does some amazing stuff, like take full kicks to his unprotected leg (including knee)-- I think he let Count do this to him at a tournament once, but could be confusing him with someone else. And he rolls his eyes at Dim Mak, but like I said, has shown me several targets and how already. All in good time I guess. So much to learn as it is.

Best of luck to you.
Ray Pina

PS. I've been training martial arts for 25 years. I prefer still learning over "unlearned."

[Shaolin-Do]

I crush walnuts and small animals with my massive pectorals.

[Temujinn]

I dislike starting out like this, this being my first post, but well what ever.
"Cinnabr Palm", more commonly know as "Red Sand Hand", or "Iron Palm" is merely a state of conditioning reached after a long(years) regiment of training your hands(Chinese Kungfu training for toughness in the hands being superior to other techniques because you are not rushed there by avoiding injury)
One does not need to be really conditioned to the redsandhand to preform the dimmak.
2. Every instructor I have ever had says never believe anyone who says they alone were taught mystical secrets, because they werent.
You want good Kung-fu, practice, then practice some more, and the do it again.
3. Dimmak is not a style of Kung-fu anymore then Chin-na is,
it is a part of just about every style.
So here is my question, what type of Kungfu do you study which has offered you extensive Dimmak training?
and dont say Cinnabar Palm(that isnt a style either).
Who is your Sifu? I dont care how many belts you own, everyone has had or has a Sifu.
Finally what is your Sifu's lineage in his particular style?

[Ray Pina]

****, getting right down to the nitty gritty.

[Shaolin-Do]

Cinnamon bun. Palm.

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. Temujinn:

You pose some excellent questions, indeed. Although, the Cinnabar Palm may appear to be but a conditioning technique upon a cursory superficial glance, it is indeed a technique with much internal power when you look beyond the physical! You must think outside the box!

I agree that you should perspicaciously listen to someone that professes to be the sole transmission disciple of a particular style; that is precisely why I started my seminars!

The dimmak is a valid form of martials arts, and can be practised exclusively by its practitioners, just as one can study chin-na, Shuai-Chiao, or other specialties. I am living proof!

Kungfu is ubiquitous. As you begin deeper study, you will see that principles are universal and infinite! As for my teachers, there are many! The names you might recognize (although by all means not the most significant of my instructors) are Dr. Pier Tsui-Po and Master Chang Yiu-Chun, and even the students that I have instructed. That's right, the student is the Master! I am a lifelong student of the art!

I unhesitatingly await your next auspicious remonstrance, and I remain,

Respectfully yours,

dimmakseminar

[SanSoo Student]

How much does a course or seminar cost?
I mean ultimate power must be sold for a cheap price :D !

[Shaolin-Do]

Ah, what the hell.
If you ever come down to texas Ill check it out.
;)

[Temujinn]

First, I am not attempting to call you a liar, or down play the importance or power of the "Hard" qigongs.
However I know of no school, dojo, kwoon, or back alley where I may walk in and say" I want learn 'golden bell', no no, forget the other stuff just take me straight to 'golden bell'"
or Iron sand hand, red sand hand, cinnabar palm.
You admittedly spent years learning these techniques, yet you now offer them in a neat little seminar? suspicious, to me anyway.
Though I am no sifu, I am a father, and therefore I have a paternal nature which drives me intercede to at least ask for caution from younger seekers of the martial way who might be taken in by a "snakeoil-salesmen".
Secondly you refer to "dark arts" or dark secrets" of Shaolin.
I think practitioners of Shaolin Arts would be offended by such a term.
Third, you yourself did not begin with cinnabar palm, you began in another, your core art.
with a primary sifu.
I would think, you would offer that up as more proof that you offer an actual learning experience to better the Kung-fu practitioner.
If I have offended you, I humbly apologize.
However we all have a duty to makes sure those with less strength, knowledge and wisdom, are not taken advantage of.
I know my seniors would do me the service of intervention, I question you for the benefit of those who would not.

[Shaolin-Do]

Eh, money comes and money goes. Id even be down to check out a fraud. In the least you'll get a funny show.
;)

[scotty1]

"Castleva don't bother argumenting with this clown. He's looking for some idiots (read: americans) to get him some money on hokey crap."

And what he got was a whole bunch of Americans and a swede taking him seriously and looking like idiots.

Come on, this guy is great. He's made me lmao!

He's joking. No way is this guy serious. Hes trolling for people with no sense of humour. And he's caught some! OR he is serious, and even more hilarious.

Exhibits:

I am even developing a website with my kungfu family tree!

I also have 7 white stripes on my black belt to prove my qualifications.

my hands (they are registered with the local police department, and in 13 countries around the whole world)

Plus you can learn to do neat stuff like throwing needles through people's arms at 30 feet!

Please do not dismiss my precepts as mountebank, simply because you have more posts than I

Or, as Mr. Jook Lum pointed out that which Brian Gray might say, "Bottoms Up!"

Now, consider the fingers as the whip. If properly developed, they can travel at speeds in excess of 760 miles per hour!

With transcendant devoir, I remain,

I unhesitatingly await your next auspicious remonstrance

Jook Lum: "Do you see how foolish your posts look?" I think he does - do you?

Some of you guys need to relax a little bit.
:)

[SanSoo Student]

O NO!!!!
MASTER PLEASE TEACHER ME THE ULTIMATE POWER OF DIM MAK!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i mean it in the nicest possible way when i say that you are completely and totally full of ****.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i didn't read more than the first couple posts ....

after seeing scotty's quotes i agree that it's a joke, and a fairly humorous one.

[Meat Shake]

Blah Blah blah blah blah....
So if you knew of a supposed dim mak seminar in your area, you wouldnt go? It would be great fun... probably funny as hell.
I have 92 stripes on my belt to prove my qualifications.

[scotty1]

"I have 92 stripes on my belt to prove my qualifications"

I have three belts and a bandana.

[Meat Shake]

Holy hell.... Can I kiss your feet?


please?



:rolleyes:

Actually, you must kiss my feet. I have only 82 stripes, but I have an authentic Eagles 8 track. :eek:

[SanSoo Student]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
92 stripes in DIM MAK??
better watch yourself, he's lethal!

[Life long Student]

Years a go I found a video tape of George Dilman's teacher I think you pronounce it Say O'Yata. When he first came to the states he found a lot of people like Dilman doing Kata like a dance and had no clue of the application. Any way he would show a kata then do the application, about every other move was a pressure point attack in addition I hung out with some of his older students, they could do what they said. But most of it was well place joint locks, where you rode on the nerve while doing them. As far as the knockouts they were no love taps but well placed strikes to the inside of the leg and the out side of the necks. Or a combination of strikes to sever pressure points at once. Yes, way to much work and skill to do. My favorite teacher said there is a saying about chin na, throws and dim Mack you don't plan for it you find it. If while kicking some ones a** he puts his hand in a bad spot where you can lock it then do it don't plan for it. I have never herd of any one Just learning Dim Mack I had always herd of it as a part of systems, like joint locks (chi-Na). In addition the idea of a belt (Black) with strips isn't Chinese. But Dim Mack is a Cantonese term. Lastly If there is a person who has learned just Pressure ponit fighting there is one simple way to not be defeated, don't let him touch you. Just hit him or hit his hands. If one has no skill in striking, closing the gap, or blocking there is no way to use the point information.

But, Heck, I am game, and have been very wrong many many times in my life and as my name say I am the eternal student. Give us a little more information about yourself, it is a little curious, how little information you give on your bio.

['MegaPoint]

Cinnabar palm? Projecting power? I do know of a few geeks who practice the Rosy Palm technique. It is said to bring exhiliration and renewal of vital force to many 13+ year old virgin dudes!

As I stare up at the KFO advertisement for "Iron Crotch: Dragon Bone Qigong", I can't help but wonder, "WTF is going on in the world today with the rampant antisocial attitude and stupidity"? The only thing I want yanking on my genitals is my beautiful girlfriend!

This guy is ridiculous and scary. Crazy people really scare me.

I think it's a joke. He can't be serious..

[SanSoo Student]

Nope, sadly its not I've on TV somewhere when a gorup of monks pulled like a cart full of rice wit their little Wee-Wees.:eek:

[sticky fingers]

Originally posted by SanSoo Student
Nope, sadly its not I've on TV somewhere when a gorup of monks pulled like a cart full of rice wit their little Wee-Wees.:eek:


Were they pulling from opposite ends? like a tug-o-war?

[joedoe]

I can't believe anyone took this guy seriously.

[Vash]

Cinnamon Palms, Away!

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Beloved Readers:

I apologise profusely for my extended departure as pressing matters have dictated my absence from the Wai Jia Forum. I am pleased to notify you all that I am still in good health and that I have maintained my studies and practise during this time.

I am still unclear as to why anyone would consider the Cinnabar Palm as just an Iron Palm technique, as I have previously explained their value in combative situations. The rosy palm comments were mirthful, and it is good to know that some readers are aware of alternate self-stimulating iron palm techniques first-hand.

As time permits, I will discuss new and exciting techniques that I am perfecting that will be of great interest to each of you. But for now, I remain

Imminently yours,

dimmakseminar

[qiphlow]

i dig your command of the english language--never have i heard anyone use the word "sedulously" and get away with it...

[No_Know]

"Wouldn't you want to utilise these arts to defeat your foe?"

I might prefer dying to killing.


" Of course you would, because no one really likes the germs that can be transmitted through contact!"

Quite a cute quip.

"So, in conclusion, I would ask that you consider my seminars for use in learning real live street fighting situations."

You might be found to use what might be referred to as big words. Yet the above might seem less than significant. If it's real, it perhaps should be live (opposed to life). I might prefer Learning to handle real street fighting situations to merely learning street fighting situations. I might can imagine or come-up-with some street fighting situations. Learning/being aware to deal with them perhaps would be nicer.

"The Cinnabar Palm, is a technique whereby the practitioner trains the Qi to exit the palms. It can traverse short distances or great distances to complete its work. An extension of the Qi, past the earthly shell, is possible with the Cinnabar Palm! You are probably most aware of this technique in the movie "Karate Kid", whereby Mr. Miyagi rubs his hands together to heal young Daniel-san! That is real power!"

"cin·na·bar ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sn-bär)
n.
A heavy reddish mercuric sulfide, HgS, that is the principal ore of mercury.
Red mercuric sulfide used as a pigment.
See vermilion."-dictionary.com

I do not consider that scene cinnabar palm. I see it as a massage practice. It uses heat generated supposedly in the friction of rubbing. The only chee might be from the lack of damage sustained in getting hands(palms) surprisingly warm. The Miyagi Karate Kid movie fix the shoulder thing is massage and resetting the bone (putting the arm back in the shoulder whoule the surrounding hold in place stuff is seemingly undamaged.

"When utilizing the fairy palm, which is essentially a backfist slap with the fingers and knuckles, it is important to recognize that the whipping action of the fingers comprises much of the devastating blow! "

A book, Unseen Mindforce of Kung Fu is where iI get my understanding of some stuff. Faery (Fairy as in Sword Faeries (Fairies)of China) Palm is a fingertips Kung-Fu that thrusts. Eventually to breaking rock supposedly. Not as whipping.



Temujinn:""Cinnabr Palm", more commonly know as "Red Sand Hand", or "Iron Palm" is merely a state of conditioning reached after a long(years) regiment of training your hands...One does not need to be really conditioned to the redsandhand to preform the dimmak."

Sand is used in Cinnabar Palm training. there is rubbing of the hands (perhaps with the sand, then over the sand). And there is affecting from a distance but by rubbing the hands.

The sand might be red. With that red sand hand makes senses except that there would be Both hands red. Cinnabar palm is Not Iron Palm.

One called dimmakseminar, One Finger Tsan hits from a distance from pointing. Cinnabar Palm hits at a distance by rubbing the hands. Both can be done accidentally--dangerous. Faery Palm after full training means a slight touch can break bone.

Being able at these skills would be Great for an instant. But like the Midas Touch, I would not prefer it, perhaps.

Since training is beneficial to Dim Mak~ I might get more from your seminars after I grasp and retain the energy paths, meridian points and Chinese names and translation/transliterations, and the season day and hour as it relates to the thirty-six lethal and twenty-four serious points~ of the Human body...perhaps some-such.


"Well, to be more specific, I specialize in the Dim Mak, although I am well rounded in many of the dark arts of Shao-lin and Iga, and I was once the true lineage holder of the Cinnabar Palm, the One Finger Tsan, and the Fairy Palm through Zhang San Feng!"


Was that directly transmitted from the person (Zhang San Feng) himself to you? Who is the current holder of transmission for those skills? When did you become other than the true lineage holder for those (please relay the date/year U.S. of A. way to count years)?

Iga is Japanese Ninja. In your seminars do you distinguish Shao-Lin from Iga Ninja skills? Where applicable?

Thank you-ish

Zhang San Feng (http://www.geocities.com/yongnian/wudang.html)

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. No_Know:

"One called dimmakseminar, One Finger Tsan hits from a distance from pointing. Cinnabar Palm hits at a distance by rubbing the hands. Both can be done accidentally--dangerous. Faery Palm after full training means a slight touch can break bone."

I am enraptured that someone has seen the potency of these techiques first-hand! A thousand million Thank You's for validating my methodologies for the unbelievers!

You also have an excellent mastery of the Karate Kid movies and for that you should be proud! However, the technique utilised is still the Cinnabar Palm, whereby the latent energies residing inside Mr. Miyagi are released with great and true power!

Those, my friends, are the true test of a martial art!

Sagaciously yours,

dimmakseminar

[shaolin kungfu]

classic:D

[SanSoo Student]

haha more interesting wording, enrapture. I've never seen anyone that happy before on this forum.

[Meat Shake]

"I was once the true lineage holder of the Cinnabar Palm, the One Finger Tsan, and the Fairy Palm through Zhang San Feng!""

But alas, o'doyle rules, and is now the only true lineage holder of the cinnabun palm.

[manofkent]

If u really are a master of the dark arts, u shouldnt go addvertising ur self or bragging about ur achevements. What sort of disipline is that?!!!!!!!!!?

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. Manofkent:

It is not fully clear "2" me what it is that "u" "r" trying "2" communicate "2" me.

Perhaps a full-fledged lesson in the proper usage of the Queen's English would benefit us all. Perhaps a stay at the Dover Grammar School For Boys or at St. Radigunds Primary School is in order.


Respectfully,

dimmakseminar


PS: r0x0r j00r b0x0rz!!!!

[CaptinPickAxe]

The only way I'll take your seminar is if you teach me to focus my Qi to my sphincters so I can knock a hole in the toilet...Then, maybe I'll consider your Cinnastix palm...but untill then, I've got to continue learning how to chi blast the children who egg my house every night from 500 yards.

Thank You, Have a great day, Sincerely, Cordually, Truely, Love,

The Cap'n

[Meat Shake]

Your cereal cuts the roof of my mouth.
*******.

"proper usage of the Queen's English "

Queens english? You nancyboy. We speak ebonics ova hur, mufuka.

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. Meat Shake:

I am not certain if in fact you were directing the verbage to me. You see, Mufuka is an acquaintance of mine that I met on an expedition in wild country of Africa, some many years ago. This Mufuka that I know was not a very nice fellow, and took to hunting Kiboko and Punda Milia when it was not allowed. Suffice to say, he was very ill-behaved; in fact, to this day I still consider him to be a bad Mufuka. Thus you can understand the confusion.


Expeditiously yours,

dimmakseminar

[Vash]

Originally posted by dimmakseminar
Dear Mr. Meat Shake:

I am not certain if in fact you were directing the verbage to me. You see, Mufuka is an acquaintance of mine that I met on an expedition in wild country of Africa, some many years ago. This Mufuka that I know was not a very nice fellow, and took to hunting Kiboko and Punda Milia when it was not allowed. Suffice to say, he was very ill-behaved; in fact, to this day I still consider him to be a bad Mufuka. Thus you can understand the confusion.


Expeditiously yours,

dimmakseminar

Perfect 10.

[Lice]

Originally posted by dimmakseminar
Dear Mr. Meat Shake:

I am not certain if in fact you were directing the verbage to me. You see, Mufuka is an acquaintance of mine that I met on an expedition in wild country of Africa, some many years ago. This Mufuka that I know was not a very nice fellow, and took to hunting Kiboko and Punda Milia when it was not allowed. Suffice to say, he was very ill-behaved; in fact, to this day I still consider him to be a bad Mufuka. Thus you can understand the confusion.


Expeditiously yours,

dimmakseminar

rofl. outstanding.

[shaolin kungfu]

Jesus Christ! That was flawless.

[subliminal1284]

Im sorry but Dim mak you are full of Sh*t. You are just some greedy ******* looking to make a quick buck by exploiting the ignorance of people who dont know any better. I ask you please take your scams elsewhere. Good day sir.

[CaptinPickAxe]

No! Wait! I wanna see if he can teach me to controll my chi to blast a hole through the toilet!

[subliminal1284]

haha you dont need him to do that, Just go eat some Taco Hell and then some laxatives. that toilet will be blown to pieces!

[CaptinPickAxe]

but thats cheating. I have to use only the raw, stinky power that is fermenting in my lower intestines.

[Lice]

Originally posted by subliminal1284
Im sorry but Dim mak you are full of Sh*t. You are just some greedy ******* looking to make a quick buck by exploiting the ignorance of people who dont know any better. I ask you please take your scams elsewhere. Good day sir.

Well.. in a way, you're right. He is exploiting the ignorance of some people that don't know any better, but not in the way you're thinking.

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. subliminal1284:

SERENITY NOW!

Perhaps you are misguided in the message which you are seeing in my posts. Perhaps your martial arts training should focus more on the Wu-de, and less on the hostility of your training. Perhaps the message that you have written was anything but subliminal. Perhaps I can offer you an excellent fromage to accompany your whine. As I recall, 84 was a sour vintage, perhaps.


Sincerely,

dimmakseminar

[subliminal1284]

Dear Mr Wanna be,



There is only one person in the USA I know of who knows the Dim Mak, Master Gin Foon Mark. I know because he is in my lineage. And he does not teach the Dim mak to anyone. If you were to teach it to just anyone who is willing to come to your stupid seminar you would be one very irresponsible person. I dont know where you got your ideas from that you know the dim mak, maybe somebody ripped you off and told you they were teaching you the dim mak but really taught you a bunch of bs. You are a very sad person and I feel sorry for you. I hope you do not recieve too much negative karma for being a fraud. Good day. :rolleyes:

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[subliminal1284]

sorry my friend, If you agree with him then you are the Dumba*s.

[shaolin kungfu]

oh man, somebody believed him. That's hilarious.:D

[CaptinPickAxe]

...but I can still teach you to blow up toilets...with QI!!! Raw, noise hair curling power! Come to my seminar...Its will leave you light-headed!

[PaulH]

Good Maks never die, they just Dim away!

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. subliminal1284:

Clearly you do not realise the power of the "World-Wide" Web, and all of those that are touched by it. While Master Gin Foon Mark may in fact be an excellent Sifu, I am unclear as to how you can believe that HE is the only person in the whole of the US that knows the Dim Mak. Think about what you are saying; you are claiming that only ONE person knows the Dim Mak whilst claiming that others that are unkown to you, do not. If you truly believe this, I have a small holiday resort in French Guyana which may interest you.

As for your hostility towards me, it is misplaced, and it makes one question exactly what you are being taught at your school. I look forward to what I anticipate will be a reasoned and informative response.

Eagerly awaiting your reply, I am

Fairly certain that you're in the deep end of the pool without your water wings,

dimmakseminar

[subliminal1284]

I didnt say he was the only one, I said he was the only one that I knew of. Please stop fooling yourself, everyone on these forums know that someone who truely knew the dim mak would not be giving it away so easily. end of story. I will not be replying to this topic anymore because it is just too retarded. any moderators reading this I reccomend you lock this thread.

[SanSoo Student]

Water wings....?
You mean swimming flippers...I hope:confused:
Show us a website Mr. Dim Mak God...plz
I WANT THE ULTIMATE POWER!!!

[shaolin kungfu]

I WANT THE ULTIMATE POWER!!!

Must..... Resist......urge.....shouldn't......post.......nin ja......site.......

[Lice]

Originally posted by shaolin kungfu


Must..... Resist......urge.....shouldn't......post.......nin ja......site.......

dimmakseminar would totally flip out and kill the whole Internet.

[Lice]

Originally posted by subliminal1284
I didnt say he was the only one, I said he was the only one that I knew of. Please stop fooling yourself, everyone on these forums know that someone who truely knew the dim mak would not be giving it away so easily. end of story. I will not be replying to this topic anymore because it is just too retarded. any moderators reading this I reccomend you lock this thread.

Obviously we're still being a bit too subtle for you. I almost spelled it out for you, but it's more fun this way.

[momokeikei]

Ok I am no sifu, but i have been practicing qigong for some time.

I really wonder how long it took you to practice qigong so that you can build up enough will power and qi (internal energy) to exert it to a far distance.


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[shaolin kungfu]

I think BL missed the boat on this one as well.

Dimmakseminar for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SanSoo Student]

Maybe Mr. Dim Mak will flip out and...u know the rest ;)

[qiphlow]

dimmakseminar for president? to hell with that...
EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
all at once. except for me--i wanna be the evil corpration that receives political favors for supporting everyone's candidacy.

[HearTheLionRoar]

Gentlemen, gentlemen! We are all being very churlish to Mr.DimMakSeminar. He's obviously spent a considerable amount of time spoofing the style of an overblown verbose mammogram of a kung fu master, and he maintained that pretence for a considerable period of time - just review the thread!

Now, I'm sure we'd all agree - if he had spent that time more wisely with meditation and a bowl of hot sand, well, by now he could be a proper Dim Mak Master! Sorry! Iron Palm guru. Sorry! Cinnabar Palm waiter. Sorry! Red Hand Sand Man with a van.

May his pubic hair straighten unnaturally and cause embarrassment on the beach.

HearTheLionRoar.

[dimmakseminar]

Dear My Four-legged Furry Friend from the United Animal Kingdom:

Why the ill will towards me? I have done nothing to warrant such obfuscatory effort on your behalf! Why must you be a disbeliever when that which you seek is right within the grip of your paws? I have no pretense, I assure you! Certainly someone from a place as rich in history as Chester (which was founded by the Romans some 2000 years ago) would understand the true nature of that which I present! As for your knavish behaviour, I suggest you spend more time in St. John's Cathedral, and less time on Internet bulletin boards. May ye be heeled! Aand as a member in good standing of the Cheshire Regiment Association, I do not like to see my brethren cast asperions! Finally, please do not discuss the nether regions of my genitalia again, lest karma return to you in the form of a Wobbegong!

Good day, sir!

dimmakseminar

[SanSoo Student]

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TEACHER MASTER....PLEASE!!!!!!!!:(

[HearTheLionRoar]

Mr Dim Bulb Makes for a Dull Seminar,

{purrrrr} I like your style.


P.S. This is not an endorsement.

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. ICan'tHeartheKittyCatPurr:

Imitation is, afterall, the sincerest form of flattery, and so I humbly thank you for the unspoken endorsement! I am also pleased to know that through my spiritual approach I can still assist people in filling the voids in their minds.

Hoping to demonstrate for you at my next seminar, I remain,

Respectfully yours,

dimmakseminar

[SanSoo Student]

Please post some information about you seminar, so we can learn dim mak...please!!!!






















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[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr SanSoo Student:

Perhaps your online lessons have already started, unbeknownst to you. I see that you have only have 422 posts at this time. While it is clear that you have some skill behind the keyboard, and you appear to have some dedication, pleading with your Sifu will not allow you to unlock the secrets of Shao-Lin. A more respectful meditation is required while the lessons continue.

Sincerely,

dimmakseminar

[scotty1]

Ha, lmao at the bit about Chester.:)

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see how annoying this is?

[Vash]

Originally posted by scotty1
Ha, lmao at the bit about Chester.:)

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nope. sure don't.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Its futile, scotty. Vash won awards for making the longest posts. Your just a pawn in his game.

[SanSoo Student]

Nobody can be as great as Vash, he is the original.

[PaulH]

Frankly I did not understand the secret of longevity of this thread until I see Vash's posts. All Dim macs should bow to the Vash brilliance among us.

Regards,
PH

[GnP]

LOL!!!

[Vash]

Originally posted by PaulH
Frankly I did not understand the secret of longevity of this thread until I see Vash's posts. All Dim macs should bow to the Vash brilliance among us.

Regards,
PH

INDEED.

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. Vash:

Be proud, for you are a humble man indeed.

Sincerely,

dimmakseminar

[Vash]

Originally posted by dimmakseminar
Dear Mr. Vash:

Be proud, for you are a humble man indeed.

Sincerely,

dimmakseminar

I'm sorry to have given you false ideas. Please, let me clarify.


Originally Posted by PaulH
All . . . should bow to the Vash brilliance among us.


Originally Posted by Vash
INDEED.

I SHOULD HAVE ONE OF THOSE COURT STENOGRAPHERS FOLLOW ME AROUND ALL DAY TO RECORD THE GREATNESS THAT IS MY LIFE.

Hopefully, this will help us to avoid any future misunderstandings.

Sincerely,

Vash, Otherwise Known to His Familiar Compadres (and Local Law Enforcement) as the Stampede

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. Vash:

You're alright, Vash, you're alright.

Sincerely,

dimmakseminar

[Vash]

Originally posted by dimmakseminar
Dear Mr. Vash:

You're alright, Vash, you're alright.

Sincerely,

dimmakseminar

Coming from a man like yourself, I shall take that as a compliment of the highest order.

Peace,

Vash the Stampede

[shaolin kungfu]

Vash 0wn3z joo!

[scotty1]

B!tches, all of you, except for DimMakSeminar.

[Vash]

Please, do not force the power of the cinnabar palm and drunken isshinryu fist to fall upon your obviously unhappy scrotum.

[humble-one]

Dear mr dim mak, why dont you post a video clip demonstrating you super street fighter turbo edition fire ball. Then we shall hear no more about it.

[dimmakseminar]

Dear Mr. Humble-one:

AS you can see, I am having enough difficulty having a website designed and put online to establish my credentials! A video would be even more difficult for the technically unsophisticated! However, if you wish to post your name, address, telephone number and credit card information to this site, I will gladly send you a video for $19.95 plus shipping and handling. You must be the cardholder, be over 18 to participate, and I accept Visa, MasterCard and American Express.

Sincerely,

dimmakseminar

[KubanLink]

dimmakseminar: I anxiously await your website. When will it go live? Whatever technical problems you may be experiencing can be easily alleviated by throwing some pocket change at a hungery, young web developer. Query, will your website look anything like the Official Ninja Website--with real ultimate power and everything?

By the way, I'm very impressed by your diction and usage. How did you fair at the Grammar Rodeo?

[Shaolin101]

As I understand, it is considered to be one of the 72 consumate art secrets of the shaolin temple!

i have the book and it does tell you how to train to acheive this!!!

[CaptinPickAxe]

YOU DOUBT DIM MAK SEMINARS CINNABAR PALM!!!!

Infidel! Your lucky the esteemed DMS hasn't struck you down from 30 feet away with his qi!

[Shao Lin Long]

LOL!!!!!!!! This is the funniest thread I've ever read. :D :D :D
It's just hilarious....

[Mizong_Kid]

what in the name of gayness is going on here!

lets forget about kung fu. we should all go and purchase standard issue hand guns!

[Kickboxer]

Originally posted by dimmakseminar
Greetings to All Esteemed Readers of Kungfu Magazine:

First, let me introduce myself. I am Dim Mak Seminar, and I hold an 7th degree Black Belt in the Dim Mak. Well, to be more specific, I specialize in the Dim Mak, although I am well rounded in many of the dark arts of Shao-lin and Iga, and I was once the true lineage holder of the Cinnabar Palm, the One Finger Tsan, and the Fairy Palm through Zhang San Feng! I am even developing a website with my kungfu family tree! I also have 7 white stripes on my black belt to prove my qualifications. So, you can definitely see that my qualifications speak for themselves!


At first, this topic drew me because I thought the speaker here will try to educate some of us with his serious overtone. But folks, from reading just that paragraph above I couldn't help myself laugh chilidishly and feverishly, that I opted to read respose from the rest of you. My sincere apology.

Watchesyoupee: Hello guys, let me introduce myself, I am Watches You Pee. I specialize in grass hopping at the school of Sleeping Mantis. :) This art is all encompassing, mysterious, dark, with unfathomable power. To be honest, it is a heavy burden, I often wake up with dark chi aura sorrounding me as I practice my nightly chi blasts.

[blooming lotus]

Dim mak seminar...........ching....understand that to explain the fundamentals of dim mak concepts here is a mission if not a complete waste of time....if you can endure, one dim mak practioner to another..I give you props.............




hmmmmmmmm..........how to approach the unapproachable??????????????????????? ;) :D :) :cool:

[Kickboxer]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
Dim mak seminar...........ching....understand that to explain the fundamentals of dim mak concepts here is a mission if not a complete waste of time....if you can endure, one dim mak practioner to another..I give you props.............




hmmmmmmmm..........how to approach the unapproachable??????????????????????? ;) :D :) :cool:

I think you two are related, if not the same person. :)

[neueziel]

Oh great dimmakseminar, I registered just to post this message. I need your guidance, and require for you to teach me the dim mak so that I can beat all the frat boys that are kicking my butt. I will pay you anything, but I don't have a credit card, so I was wondering if you'd take paypal?? Thanks :D

[blooming lotus]

is pay pal like...,,,,,about to become crude, so forget it..........so anyway now me and dimmak aseminar are one and the same???...dam I hjate it when I get busted????...hmmm..which of my identities will come unstuck next??????:rolleyes:


Ps......dude.I'd send you some charts, but dimmak is sacred , so ...maybe next life ha ;)

[Ming Yue]

The deadliest and perhaps most delicious smelling kung fu techniques the world has ever known.

In this rare photo (http://www.curious3d.com/cinnamon.jpg), you can see clearly how the bun comes into play. Particularly debilitating to the victim is the legendary effectiveness of the sugary frosting

[blooming lotus]

gbs are always a good choice

[Banjos_dad]

Will this thread ever die?

No, there are too many unanswered riddles such as...

Why bother registering your hands with the police when you're maiming/killing people from "over 11 feet" of distance?

How could they prove anything? Do they match chi residue from the "carcass" of the loser (oops, let me narrow that down, not dms, but the unfortunate adversary :rolleyes: ) with traces of chi from dms' palm?

[blooming lotus]

dui...dwai...correct...dimmak is crazy like that...I guess that's the whiole thing about it..you can cause gbh or death and nobody will ever clinically trace it back to yourself for the fact western forensics missed the boat............






and people wonder why I'm reluctant to teach or use it????????????????...............now we ' re talking real life or death defence strategy and I'll be scre*ed if'm sharing any such info with anyone I don't know and understand.........no doubt peeps 'll jack up and spit a bit ...but facts are facts................

[SevenStar]

teach? A while back, didn't you say that you had only trained it for a few months?

[blooming lotus]

did..but you've seen yourself several people ask on these boards for points etc..............sure thing :D

[Gangsterfist]

One funny thing about dim mak that I have never seen BL mention is the ill effects that the practitioner can incur while practicing dim mak. If you do it wrong, it can effect you as well.

Plus its not good to constantly practice it.

[Tak]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
you can cause gbh or death and nobody will ever clinically trace it back to yourself for the fact western forensics missed the boat............
Won't they find your fingerprints on the death points?

[blooming lotus]

Originally posted by Gangsterfist
One funny thing about dim mak that I have never seen BL mention is the ill effects that the practitioner can incur while practicing dim mak. If you do it wrong, it can effect you as well.

Plus its not good to constantly practice it.

none of your statements are true..........what "illeffects"????? budong.news to me babes

2nd.constant practice is the only practice


tak.......lol....you 1 funny guy :eek: :D

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
did..but you've seen yourself several people ask on these boards for points etc..............sure thing :D Doesn't mean you're the one qualified to teach them. Or to tell Gangsterfist he's wrong. As well as learning dim mak for under (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29767) a year (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29523) , you once said your teacher wasn't an actual teacher (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29767&perpage=15&pagenumber=6) at all. So how come you're the board's resident dim mak expert? :rolleyes:

[CaptinPickAxe]

Yeah, BL. Everyone knows that DMS is the true Dim Mak expert:D

[neueziel]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
dui...dwai...correct...dimmak is crazy like that...I guess that's the whiole thing about it..you can cause gbh or death and nobody will ever clinically trace it back to yourself for the fact western forensics missed the boat............






and people wonder why I'm reluctant to teach or use it????????????????...............now we ' re talking real life or death defence strategy and I'll be scre*ed if'm sharing any such info with anyone I don't know and understand.........no doubt peeps 'll jack up and spit a bit ...but facts are facts................

mmm you take anything else if not paypal?? i really need to learn how to whoop butt since dim mak seminar probably doesn't know it since he hasn't replied when i've offered to pay him through paypal.

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
and people wonder why I'm reluctant to teach or use it????????????????...............now we ' re talking real life or death defence strategy and I'll be scre*ed if'm sharing any such info with anyone I don't know and understand.........no doubt peeps 'll jack up and spit a bit ...but facts are facts...neueziel, can't you read? Let me help: if she's gunna share this info with you (and she doesn't know and understand you), then you have to screw her. You're allowed to jack up and spit a bit, although that might cost extra.

[neueziel]

oooh is she hot??

[CaptinPickAxe]

oh, sweet god! Blooming Lotus is trying to speak ebonics now!

Run...run and hide! The end is near!!!

[Toby]

Originally posted by neueziel
oooh is she hot?? Lol! You're new here, aren't you? ;) Lemme help - ask her. Better yet, don't. I'm sure she'll tell you whether you want to hear it or not.

[blooming lotus]

not hot...kinda av really........yes.....the sex will be extra ;)

[Toby]

Humility? Whaaaat?! I guess there's a first for everything. :eek:

[Banjos_dad]

BL I was pulling your leg.

BTW where's the pictures from your trip to Dengfeng/Shaolin already. We're wasting time on this crap fro want of good threads. Like pictures of your trip to Shaolin.:)

[neueziel]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
not hot...kinda av really........yes.....the sex will be extra ;)

Whoa your an AV STAR??!!! :eek: :eek: Dammn i'd hit it

[CaptinPickAxe]

Bro, if you'd pay to sleep with BL (theres no proof she's a she) then I feel sorry for ya...put away the magic cards and get out and throw some game, son!

J/K just some friendly snappin'

[Ming Yue]

lol

....put away the magic cards....


lol

they might be perfect for each other. Oh I forgot, BL is engaged anyway. so sad for neueziel.

[CaptinPickAxe]

nope...they'd argue all the time over weither the "Wood Imp" can defeat the "Black Knight of Shalamadabad":D

Then it would escalate into heavy drinking followed by profuse apologizing from both sides...then thats when the true uglyness begins *shutters*:p

[Gangsterfist]

BL-

There are several factors when training something like iron palm, iron shirt, dim mak, energy release, or other internal aspects of martial arts that come into play.

You have to be conditioned and in optimal state of health and mind. You cannot have ejaculated or have had sex within 24 hours of training. You cannot be full or hungry, you must be at an optimal. If you are sick, do not train it may make it worse. If you are injured do not train, it can make it worse. If you are on medication for any reason sometimes the training can be counter-productive. You can do internal damage to your organs if you are not in optimal health. So, YES there are ill effects to training dim mak. If you are just referring to striking pressure points thats not really dim mak, thats vital point fighting. Dim Mak definately has an internal aspect to it over just hitting a few points on the body.

I will admit I know very little of dim mak. My first sifu discussed it with our class to a small extent and my current sifu mentions it in passing. However, it is my understanding dim mak, just like wing chun, is seriously misunderstood and taught completely different from lineage to lineage. It just sounds to me like you are spatting out some random info you have read in a book.

If you know dim mak, then you will know what sealing the breath and sealing the blood is. You can email or PM me what you think these techniques are if you don't feel like posting them on the message board. These things I have found to be pretty universal, so unless you are studying some extremely esoteric style of dim mak you should know the basic concepts of those two techniques. Explain to me what it is, and I will then let it be.

[neueziel]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
nope...they'd argue all the time over weither the "Wood Imp" can defeat the "Black Knight of Shalamadabad":D

Then it would escalate into heavy drinking followed by profuse apologizing from both sides...then thats when the true uglyness begins *shutters*:p

Nah man i'm gonna own her w/multani and wall of souls!! Hahahah, and for her rich engineer/real estate boyfriend/doctor/lawyer i can take him on 1 on 1 on XBox, PS2, Magic, Pokemon, Game Cube and BL would be all mine!

[Gangsterfist]

Originally posted by neueziel


Nah man i'm gonna own her w/multani and wall of souls!! Hahahah, and for her rich engineer/real estate boyfriend/doctor/lawyer i can take him on 1 on 1 on XBox, PS2, Magic, Pokemon, Game Cube and BL would be all mine!

Sounds like a challenge. I will supply the beer.

[Meat Shake]

"then you will know what sealing the breath and sealing the blood is"

These are also aspects of chin na training.

[Gangsterfist]

Originally posted by Meat Shake
"then you will know what sealing the breath and sealing the blood is"

These are also aspects of chin na training.

Yes I know, but I want her to answer. I want to see what she knows. Like I said those are widely spread aspects, so a lot of people should know about them. Not to mention, who says dim mak has to be in the form of a strike?

[CaptinPickAxe]

i can take him on 1 on 1 on XBox, PS2, Magic, Pokemon, Game Cube and BL would be all mine!

And what a prize she is:D
You can take her to all you tournies at Wizards of the Coast. But, alas, all the fellow geeks, nerds, freaks, and goobers will think she's your mom...thus discounting your victory:D

[Banjos_dad]

:eek:

[neueziel]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe


And what a prize she is:D
You can take her to all you tournies at Wizards of the Coast. But, alas, all the fellow geeks, nerds, freaks, and goobers will think she's your mom...thus discounting your victory:D

Atleast I can sell naked pics of mommy to the geeks for money, sides i can brag about how often she 'feeds' me :D

[Toby]

I like this neueziel guy already.

[CaptinPickAxe]

oh...my...god....


:eek:

Have you ever seen "Eyebrows" Lotus? (thanks Ming Yue;) )

[Ming Yue]

I was secretly hoping that would catch on.

She's a cautionary tale for girls who think it's a good idea to do a line of crystal meth and shape thier eyebrows.

:eek:
:D
:cool:

[Toby]

Originally posted by Ming Yue
She's a cautionary tale for girls who think it's a good idea to do a line of crystal meth and shape thier eyebrows.Roflmao!

Ming Yue - the comedy queen of kfo!

[blooming lotus]

HEY !!!!.eyebrow shaping ( or grooming as we like to call it in cosher circles) is a great thing..ming yue ( challenge noted ) is a hating "oh....I'm fat and YOU got attention beearch>.wtf eva!!f u my.........your a a sad sack hater ,,,get a life and front with it ;)...anyway............

and further...CPA :- do you have A NY mother freakin idea how long me and my hackin lil bro ' ve doing this gamin sh*t???? bs I'd be yours..I'd kick you as* and you'd kiss mine 2 x..jus like the other "competiive lil "playa boyz"...dont get a hard one..its a long a long shot...............................


Ps..the nerds and geeks 'll cheeer me , cause I need no cool points, so unless you're wearing somethng seriously delicious.........
I'm going with the nerds.mark me present...........

[Ming Yue]

oh hit a nerve did I?

All apologies, BL. Was just an observation.

I'm not a hater, just a bit sarcastic, and I can string together a sentence properly.

get on wichabizness, woman. I have no problem with you.



:D

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
HEY !!!!.eyebrow shaping ( or grooming as we like to call it in cosher circles) is a great thing..ming yue ( challenge noted ) is a hating "oh....I'm fat and YOU got attention beearch>.wtf eva!!f u my.........your a a sad sack hater ,,,get a life and front with it ;)...anyway............
On the contrary Eyebrows Lotus, I'd choose Ming Yue over you any day based on intelligence, humour and looks. Maybe she could teach you a thing or two about "eyebrow shaping" (if she does it)?

[Gangsterfist]

Interesting....

So you like nerds? I am not sure on how to understand what you are saying.

I will admit perhaps the line of meth thing was a bit mean. I have friends who have had serious drug problems and I know how hard it can be for everyone (it does effect everyone at a certain point). So, I usually don't say things like that.

The daughter thing, I am not touching that with a 15 foot pole.

As for the eyebrows, its not attractive. Infact, lots of make up is not attractive. Little bits here and there are okay, but lots of it? Its not for me. If you like the glam barbie doll look, hey thats fine. To each their own.

Thats just my take. I prefer women with dark or red hair (actually it doesn't matter but if I had to pick a preference) and look somewhat like a natural person. If your face looks plastic, it kinda grosses me out. Not to mention I am scared to kiss girls like that, I don't know what chemicals are in that make up.

For the video game comment. I have been playing video games on a regular basis since 1983. That means I have over 2 decades experience. You all can bring it!

[Gangsterfist]

Originally posted by Ming Yue
...get on wichabizness, woman. I have no problem with you...
:D

I am not sure why, but I laughed really hard at that line:D

[blooming lotus]

well MY,...I got a poblem wit you!! back thev mother f*ck up already........and boys wtf eva ..say what chya wanna......d*ck wa*ks!!!!!!!!!..don't give a f*ck bout ya pretentious jazz , I know all mofos jus don't get sh*t, but I'm a teacher so no flies on you far 's I'm concerned............ !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ride ya fantasies.aint changing my "students" marks any.you godammeed judgemental "i'm so cool "fools.............................wtf eva.If we met ..you'd cringe.....:rolleyes:

if
I had a d*ck, I'd tell youi to suck it good baby.....................



Ps......when in rome...l





il wa*kers :rolleyes:

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
If we met ..you'd cringe.....:rolleyes:Sure would (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27991&perpage=15&pagenumber=3). Like I am now at having to read the ravings of a lunatic.

[blooming lotus]

I'm sure a decent guy..but why in mf 's name do I even bother??????????????????????

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
I'm sure a decent guy.
:eek: :eek: Trying to tell us something Eyebrows?

Originally posted by blooming lotus
but why in mf 's name do I even bother?????????????????????? To edumacate us. Remember, you're a teacher and a genius. You feel sorry for us.

[blooming lotus]

yes..trying to edumacate my readers....so time andaspeling suc*s!!! confess...kiss my ripe andtender but*!.i'NM BUSY DUDE, but trolling aside you qwannachat.i'm here...ya wannatroll????..kinda PREPARING MF EXAMS AS*HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

get off my as* ignoramous

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
... kiss my ripe andtender but*!I doubt your butt is ripe and tender. Probably bony and skinny @ 90lb bodyweight. Not how I like them at all.

[Gangsterfist]

that was priceless, especially cuz i am drunk right now and going to bed ha ha ha ha

[Vash]

Ming Yue is rather attractive. BL has weird growth beside her mouth.

Didn't BL say "if she had a di*k?" I read that, and was thinking "if?"

[CaptinPickAxe]

Label me Player Hater of the Year, but your retort to my snappin' on you made absolutely no sense...NONE. Apperently Eyebrows Lotus' achellies heal is...well...her eyebrows. I guess after ripping the hairs out of your face time and time again makes the area sensitive.

I'm just not as good at the snappin' when I've had a full nights rest:(

[Vash]

bl . . .

Sad as it is to say, I must withdraw my comment. that comment being;

"I'd Der."

Having been said, you can now go with shame knowing even Vash has no urge to drop your thang down, have it flipped and/or reversed.

*shakes head in shame and disbelief*

[neueziel]

Originally posted by Vash
Ming Yue is rather attractive. BL has weird growth beside her mouth.

Didn't BL say "if she had a di*k?" I read that, and was thinking "if?"

She can have mine all she wants, oooh and Ming Yue is a girl too??!! :eek: Is she hot?

[Gangsterfist]

OMG, what is this an internet dating forum?

Ming Yue does some cool art, she's pretty talented.

For all we know (except a for a few) that all of us could be 45year old fat men just looking to have fun messing with your internet martial artist.

[Vash]

Originally posted by neueziel


She can have mine all she wants, oooh and Ming Yue is a girl too??!! :eek: Is she hot?

It's funny once, twice maybe, funny any time I say it, but I think the jokes worn off.

[neueziel]

Originally posted by Vash


It's funny once, twice maybe, funny any time I say it, but I think the jokes worn off.

Ya I agree.....I guess its time to click on this ad and train in Iron Crotch...cya

[Ming Yue]

Hey thanks Gangsterfist, glad you like the art.

:)

[Gangsterfist]

you ever think about getting into video game developement? You could easily be an artist for a video game compnay. That would be a cool job. Plus you could hook me up with free video games:D

[Ming Yue]

video game design is low polygon, low detail work. It's a whole different approach from the way I create stuff. I have done some concept work -- background designs for a couple games, it was pretty fun but the games were never developed.

And if anybody's getting free games, it's gonna be me. :)
you're on your own.

[Gangsterfist]

Hey,

I was just saying perhaps I could be a "beta" tester and you guys send me your games so I could play them and let you know what needs changing/tweaking...

I am willing to work for free stuff, thats no problem. Infact, I have beta tested software before in the past. The most boring thing I did for extra cash was beta test some accounting software. Man, I feel sorry for accountants their job is borrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnng.

Also, video games are becoming higher and higher polygon every year. It will not be long before they look just as good as a PIXAR film. I think we could probably see that in our life time.

The original NES that came out in the 80s had more processing power than the ship that supposively landed on the moon. So from 1968 to 1983 (or was it 84 when nintendo came out?) technology advanced so much that a console gaming system made a space ship obsolete.

[Ming Yue]

Accounting software would be pretty dry....

I took a job one summer beta testing a game with a friend. Thought it would be really cool.

Turned out to be a Barbie game.
6 hours a day of a Barbie game for a month.

it was pretty bad.


:D

[Gangsterfist]

Oh man, my friends wouldn't let me live it down if I was beta testing a barbie game.

I got to beta test diablo 2, the first everquest, command and conquer (i forget which version), web developement software, accounting software, business production software, POS (thats point of sale) software, and possibly a few others I am forgetting.

Oh, also a lot of microsoft products as well, and whats funny is a lot of times their beta runs better than the release version, go figure:confused:

Got the new version (beta) of windows installed on a machine here at work. Codename long horn or whatever. It seems allright...

I used to never sleep, and I only sleep like average 4~6 hours/night as is. So, I got into beta testing a few years ago.

I am also building a new computer as we speak, mine is just too old. So, I am going to need to get some new games to test its full ability heh.

[Ming Yue]

hey we just about hijacked this thread. :)

[neueziel]

I'm getting a Mobile Athlong 2400 and gonna overclock it, and ya beta testing rocks playing underground version of World of Warcraft on crappy servers..

[Gangsterfist]

ah i just ordered my new mobo and proc about 20 min ago and I just got my radeon 9800 pro, can't wait to build my new rig. Finally no more 30 min to burn a DVD!

[Ming Yue]

you're going to overclock an athlon? better think about your cooling. those processors are toasty.

[Gangsterfist]

Naw, I don't overclock anymore. I used to do that when I was younger, and I did burn a few CPU's out in my time due to ineffecient cooling w/ overclocking.

I am just gonna stuff it full of ram and put a good video card in, then set up a raid array and load the OS on it.

[Vash]

I can't tell if this is techie speak or pr0n dialogue.

[blooming lotus]

ok.so need ya 2 dig me that way.migY is STILL fat chick qwid too much tude, my butt curves in all te right places ( n xingkued for tha one so believe me,it's delicious..I mean.functional.) and..did someone here mention diablo???.shapeshifter american Indian style right???...luving that..'n more details?????

[Ming Yue]

Give me (http://www.curious3d.com/train.jpg) a break.
:rolleyes:

You're right about one thing, I do have plenty of attitude. Then again, that's one thing we have in common, isn't it.

[blooming lotus]

give u a break????...I'm normally running on 12 - 14 kgs underweight am still confident against any attacking player... dead set..tiny as...but neva underestimate.always assume your opponent competent unless they prove otherwise.big / small whatever..........sure ming..only diff is mine is based on education, intelligence and experioence, in lieu of player hating on some chickon the end of a key board miles away getting a little attention you despise because of whatever........You a d*ck****t, and i don't really have any personal against , but I dont even want the mf attention,,,,,,done the whole model / dancer / glam puss extroirdinare scene and now just dont give 2 hoots......jus wanna tal;k ways to hepl each other understand and improve both health, body and ma ing ability.............

I'll pay the existance of your tude ,,,but it's sux chicky...in real world time...unless you were a student, I'd probably have very liltime to speak t you........peace babes........

[Ming Yue]

But you don't do any of that here. Sometimes you start off good, I can tell you read a lot about MA, and I don't doubt you train, but when questioned you inevitably degrade into circular arguments and unrelated tangents. You gotta work on your closing skills...

ah never mind.....

[Toby]

Whoa, Eyebrows gets nasty when she's jealous!

Eyebrows, you're not gunna win this one. Ming Yue's got it all over you.

[Toby]

BTW fellow geeks - I'm about to order a Geforce 6800 Ultra. Oh, yeah! Purely for my research, of course ;).

[blooming lotus]

dui....dwai..correct........you heard first on kfm on -line floks.......bl is nothing and Ming yue rules the chickey forum........forget anything my knowledge and yrs of study and traing has brought you ...'cause the boys "ll teell they know better anyway...testosterone factor an' all.......

mei guanxie...doesn't matter............meiwenti even........no problem.........

Ps....Vash..you broke my heart....................

excuse me while I close my door , grab a tissue and cry a moment......................


yes.I'm femme..........strong , but penetrable....but only for a moment...it's either pmt..or pregnancy ..either way....chick with feelings for 1 wk minimum!!!

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
...bl is nothing and Ming yue rules the chickey forum........forget anything my knowledge and yrs of study and traing has brought you ...You pretty much summed it up. What have you brought us, anyway? You're a source of amusement at best.

[Ming Yue]

I'm really not interested in ruling anything.

I must decline the title of queen. I enjoyed my 30 second stay but I must return the crown. As my final reigning gesture I change the subject.
__________________________________



Toby, that's a huge video card. Do you have a DVI monitor?

[shaolin kungfu]

can i be queen?:)

[Toby]

Nup. *Geekspeak warning* I need it for the vertex texture access capabilities. Vertex Shader 3.0 in DirectX lingo, vertex textures in OpenGL. The X800 doesn't have this feature. It'll be incredibly handy for physics/mechanics calculations per-vertex of a mesh. Much moreso than fragment texture access.

[Ming Yue]

Absolutely. Here's your crown and your little ribbon sash that says you're the best poster ever. :)

As new queen, you should be prepared to continue the flame war.
it's your soverign duty.

[Ming Yue]

Originally posted by Toby
Nup. *Geekspeak warning* I need it for the vertex texture access capabilities. Vertex Shader 3.0 in DirectX lingo, vertex textures in OpenGL. The X800 doesn't have this feature. It'll be incredibly handy for physics/mechanics calculations per-vertex of a mesh. Much moreso than fragment texture access.


the scariest part is, I know what most of that means. What are you doing visualizations of?

[Toby]

Apologies in advance.

Not so much visualisation, more calculations. It's an area of mechanical/civil engineering/maths/physics called the finite element method (FEM). Newtonian differential equations of motion (from physics) can be used to define the motion of an object. But these equations are difficult/impossible to solve for a large object for every vertex. FE treats a large object as a composition of small objects (like a house made of Lego). Equations of motion are then solved for each of the small "bricks" and assembled into a mesh representing the whole object. This provides a means of predicting the motion of a large object at any time step. Visualisation is a small part of it, but number crunching is where it's at. Vertex texture access means I can assign position, mass, mechanical properties, previous position, etc to a texture and use that texture to access/perform calculations per vertex.

[shaolin kungfu]

AS your queen i command you to stop

[Ming Yue]

ok.
I had to use dictionary.com once, but for the most part I get it. :)

what's the end application of the results of your calculations? maybe failure analysis?

edit:
oops I snuck that in after the edict. I hope I don't get beheaded.

[Toby]

Forgive me, my queen.

Lots of applications. Failure analysis is a typical one. Car crash simulation is another. Metal forming analyses. But I'm in biomedical, so brain mechanics. One example is "brain shift". Say a patient has a tumour, revealed in MRI scans. You can recreate the location of the tumour from the scans. But when a surgeon cuts open a skull, the brain shifts due to various unknown (at this stage) phenomena. This minor shift is enough for the tumour to move a little bit. Far enough that if the surgeon operates where he thought the tumour was, he could remove undamaged brain and affect functionality. Or he could remove not enough tumour and the patient will remiss. A minefield of potential litigation for a surgeon, so many are reluctant to operate and rely on palliative care instead. Hopefully an FE analysis will allow prediction of the tumour location after "brain shift" and hence make surgery viable. This is more my supervisor's area of interest. I'm purely interested in reliable and fast compututation of results (software background).

[blooming lotus]

Toby.r u mf serious what have brought to this forum?????? What 've you brought for a start and second .I'm too mf busy for some astupid as8 lil dic* wa*k to question my contribution here....you may wit backup've raised some bs buncha reasons why I'm wrong now and will always, but In my mind, I remember whjen your text knowledge didn't cut it, and debate is fine, but you are an egg and go get yourself a text book.anyway......outta zhengzhou in moments( well maybe days or wks) and you 're none the worse for the loss......................

later wan*er

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
Toby.r u mf serious what have brought to this forum?????? What 've you brought for a start and second .I'm too mf busy for some astupid as8 lil dic* wa*k to question my contribution here....you may wit backup've raised some bs buncha reasons why I'm wrong now and will always, but In my mind, I remember whjen your text knowledge didn't cut it, and debate is fine, but you are an egg and go get yourself a text book ... Avoiding the question as usual? You said:
Originally posted by blooming lotus
...my knowledge and yrs of study and traing has brought you... I may not have brought anything, but I never said I did. You did. I question your contribution (nice spelling again ;)) here. I would say you've brought nothing worthwhile in your whole time here except made people laugh at you.

BTW, as we've seen many times, in your mind anything goes and you're always right and everyone else is always wrong. Funny how you're the only one with that view ...

[blooming lotus]

ok.mr bl stalker genius no 1.your cutting me down certainly suggests you've brought some knowledge,.second I'd hone those stalking / trolling skills because unless you really were vigilant and had access to pms I'd be shuttin the f*k up any moment..seriously..........I'm open to debate and at least I'm level and confident or open enough to table my ideas,....f*ck needing to always be right.......if you have some proof why I'm not,, genuiniely interested to talk about that.I don't know where you get off , but meiguanxie,,doesn't matter.I'll get off in stead..pmsing or pregnant, busy and not in the mood...


good luck with the trolling thing...

bl

[Toby]

Yep. I'm a stalker. Here's how you can be one too. Select the "User Control Panel" link at the top of this page. Then select the "Edit Options" link. Then select the "Yes" radio button on the "Use 'Email Notification' by default?" option. Then "Using this option emails you whenever someone replies to a thread that you have participated in.". That's my hi-tech stalking method.

You're not open to debate. We saw that time and time again in the training forum. Debate implies logical reasoning with evidence to support your propositions. None of that from you. I've put forward many ideas there. Mostly in support of PTP and HIIT. Often with references. When I (and others) would argue with you, you weren't genuinely interested in talking about it. You would become (more) incoherant and start ranting. If you were able to debate, you wouldn't be receiving the attitude that you do.

You're still avoiding my question ...

[Gangsterfist]

Toby,

Sounds like you need more raw processing power of a good video card. True the onboard T&L on a GeForce card will help rendering capabilities, and push out more fps (frames per second).

However, I think for your rig you should just go get some risc based processors toss them in a system with a scsi raid array and a ton of ram and that would probably suffice. That would be better for number crunching over the video performance you will get from that Nvidia card.

I work in the IT field and have a huge variety of clients. Some are average home users, and others are huge companies. I think you should use your computer and your physics knowledge to research dim mak lol. Measure the impact, psi, penetration, etc of the strike. Then do a documentary on discovery channel

However, I guess you could not play Half-life 2 or Doom 3 unless you have a killer video card.

I just ordered my Asus KV8 motherboard and AMD64 3200+ processor. I will finally have a decent computer again. Since I work for a certified microsoft reseller and service center I will get a copy of their 64bit OS when it comes out next year.

:D

[Toby]

Originally posted by Gangsterfist
However, I think for your rig you should just go get some risc based processors toss them in a system with a scsi raid array and a ton of ram and that would probably suffice. That would be better for number crunching over the video performance you will get from that Nvidia card.
The point is to use consumer hardware to achieve high performance. RISC processors aren't really consumer hardware. We've got some SGI and Sun machines here in the dept, but they're orders of magnitude more expensive than consumer hardware. Besides, a graphics card these days is a RISC SIMD machine anyway.


Originally posted by Gangsterfist
I work in the IT field and have a huge variety of clients. Some are average home users, and others are huge companies. I think you should use your computer and your physics knowledge to research dim mak lol. Measure the impact, psi, penetration, etc of the strike. Then do a documentary on discovery channel;)


Originally posted by Gangsterfist
I just ordered my Asus KV8 motherboard and AMD64 3200+ processor. I will finally have a decent computer again. Since I work for a certified microsoft reseller and service center I will get a copy of their 64bit OS when it comes out next year.
Or you could run Linux now ;).

[blooming lotus]

Toby.

I don't want to make you look foolish, there's enough of that testosteronic jazz here already.but when it comes down to it, the only thing YOU have proven is that whenever Bl potss( or at least 70 % of the time), you know about it and are ready to argue...........how 'bout a little breathing space and you yourself provide some proof for a change instead ofthrowing off like running and informing this forum is MY job alone and I get paid to wear the BS............easy on soldier.........

[Toby]

Standard Eyebrows technique. "I'm not going to answer the question. You answer it yourself.". Please, make me look foolish. Post one thread where you postulated ideas that you supported with evidence and/or other people supporting your view.

Anyway, you asked for me to provide proof for a change :rolleyes:. I'll let the readers decide for themselves who provides proof to back themselves up and who doesn't.

[blooming lotus]

in the past yr there has been a great number of those.but in true spirit of imperfect human behaviour , that's what we focus n.it's contraversy we remember and discuss......I don't mind being contraversial if I can get a real debate aside from " u su*k lady"."you're wrong"."i'm prettier"."you're not even smart anyway"." oh AND ( NOT THAT i'VE EVER MET YOU or YOUR KID BUT ) YOU'RE A BAD MOmMY TO BOOT ..BLAH BLAH MOTHER FREAKIN BLAH.....do you really not understand why I don't respond to that????


now I have a an ache in forum -bone so, ahh, I'm just going to slip outside for a bit ha...................

see ya

[Meat Shake]

I have balls the size of watermelons, wey.

[Vash]

Eyebrows;

Actually, I believe it was I who said I was prettier than you. 'cuz I am.

MS:

You might want to get those looked at. Or handled. Or whatever. :eek: :D

[blooming lotus]

Originally posted by Toby
Standard Eyebrows technique. "I'm not going to answer the question. You answer it yourself.". Please, make me look foolish. Post one thread where you postulated ideas that you supported with evidence and/or other people supporting your view.

Anyway, you asked for me to provide proof for a change :rolleyes:. I'll let the readers decide for themselves who provides proof to back themselves up and who doesn't.

just re-read this and you make it sound like soe popularity contest.you can have that, but I'm just goig to share my 30 -ish yrs of experience regardless........cheers

[blooming lotus]

ps. Vash is the prettiest boy on the forum!!!!

[Vash]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
ps. Vash is the prettiest boy on the forum!!!!

Boy? Boy?! I'm a MAN, ****it! I have testosterone and testicles and a ***** so large as to be an abomination unto the Lord my God.

And I'm pretty as fukc.

[blooming lotus]

:eek: :eek: :eek:



lol..................

[blooming lotus]

while we're taLKING DIM MAK THOUGH, had the fiance out at my apartment in zhengzhou, and bear in mind he studied gongfu at shaolin si, .............even after sparring and seeing my charts he swears black and blue he knows it only as chin na:confused: :confused:

[dimmakseminar]

Captain Kirk: We've been hijacked, Scotty.

Scotty: Aye.


That is all.


Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[Vash]

Monty Python would choke out the Kids in the Hall.

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by dimmakseminar
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

BTW, all this talk about the size of one's genetallia is pure egotism. I don't need to brag about my size...........'cause everywhere I go it blocks out the sun.

bwaaaaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaha.:D :D :D ;)

[blooming lotus]

well... since you're not bragging :cool: :p ...........mr. blockin my rays...........




back to dim mak though........... how many have and considering damage, who's using it outta class????............. really , need a brother / fellow prac on this one???

Anyone???

[SimonM]

The dispute of legitimacy can be easily solved.

Dimmakseminar, what is your real name?

If your are really registered with so many police forces and if you really are the true lineage holder for so many esoteric techniques than your name - not your handle - is likely all over the place online.

I mean, I was told the name of a master in Hangzhou by another forumite, punched his name into google and got over 100 hits on him alone.

BTW: If you are as good as you say, my brother would be interested in crossing hands with you. Please post a response to the forum list if you would be interested in a match with him (No gloves).

[SimonM]

Originally posted by PaulH
Dear Honorable DimmakSeminar,

May I humbly suggest that you offer a enlightening discourse on DimSumSecrets as well? Once upon a time in China, its elusive and seductive power indeed has been most irresistible poison to incurable heart attacks known only to the chosen few.

Mmmmmm... Dim Sum <Gurgle>:D

[blooming lotus]

real names disrespect the value of a chat - board as this is..............


you take or leave what you hear, and respect that folks have their reason for annonimity..............

it's why 1/2 of us are here..................

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
... really , need a brother / fellow prac on this one???Yep, only need to have learned for under a yr (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=475093#post475093) to apply.

[blooming lotus]

there are many pre- requ ideas neccesssary , and that i have obtained prior, so don't fool yourself tobes............


and so f'ikng what if I'm saying..I'm not perfect./ching (pls...)share some knowledge/ perspective...........who did you say was not open 'cause they know soooo much????

you god****ed elitist biggot.....................


that's why we're all here right, to share and learn.......................

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
real names disrespect the value of a chat - board as this is..............


you take or leave what you hear, and respect that folks have their reason for annonimity..............

it's why 1/2 of us are here..................


IMO, the only reason for annonimity is so you can BS all you want and not have to worry about the consequences. That or you have something to hide. Either way, I think it shows lack of honor.

[blooming lotus]

really...........

and honouring a persons' right to their privacy is said person "lacking' honour??.................. well there you freakin go.......... if that were true, when things got hot, why didn't I take an alter / aka handle???........

honest as it gets baby, but I'll be f*cked if I'm giving you my address or personal contacts............ psychos run boards like this you know........ no sh*t.........been stalked too often ................sorrry........ make of it what you willl..............end o story.................

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
... psychos run boards like this you know ...Poor Gene and Design Sifu!

[blooming lotus]

now you're feeling us................

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
and honouring a persons' right to their privacy is said person "lacking' honour??

If said person is so concerned about privacy, why do they make comments on a public forum.



Originally posted by blooming lotus
honest as it gets baby, but I'll be f*cked if I'm giving you my address or personal contacts............ psychos run boards like this you know........ no sh*t.........been stalked too often ................sorrry........ make of it what you willl..............end o story.................

A person's name does not a address make. Besides, if someone wanted to stalk you, there are other ways than trying to get your personal info from a forum.

[blooming lotus]

for gawds sake. we make comments 'cause we wnna learn 'n share jazz....... sure there are other ways to stalk , but especially as a chick on her own 1000's of ks' from anyone she knows.... you can never be too careful........... call it paranoia but local police and all western embassies give the same advice.

I just don't think you understand the gravity of a chinese working / travelling western expats position.............. fair enough.I think you need to be here...................

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
for gawds sake. we make comments 'cause we wnna learn 'n share jazz....... sure there are other ways to stalk , but especially as a chick on her own 1000's of ks' from anyone she knows.... you can never be too careful........... call it paranoia but local police and all western embassies give the same advice.

I just don't think you understand the gravity of a chinese working / travelling western expats position.............. fair enough.I think you need to be here...................

Don't you study MA to be able to defend yourself?

Paranoia can be either your senses telling you something is wrong or your imagination using fear to control you. It's up to you to decide which is which. But for me, I am more afraid of living in fear than I am of dying.

[blooming lotus]

not really........... I study because it's the best way to fitness I ever found. self defense is a spin off........ In fact, I'm a bit of a pacifist and don't really wanna ( adeptness aside).......hurt anyone at all outside o class or the ring............



you gotta understand...... China is poor land, and folks to go to any length to get a meal... westerners are well dressed and comparitively rich beyond belief ( even when we're thinking finances are needing review)............


most are skilled in arts of deception , theivery and trickery, it's almost a prised trade here , especially in Guandong.........


until you've had your bag slit, and folks follow you home trying to scam you here, i'm sure you couldn't understand.........

especially being an ex-model with the whole " ohh.you're soo beautiful line", a chicks gotta take whatever privacy she can swing........

china aside though, .I'm more interested in what you know , or what you wanna , than who you are............ don't you think???

[Toby]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
especially being an ex-model with the whole " ohh.you're soo beautiful line", a chicks gotta take whatever privacy she can swing...Poor China. Obviously so deprived ...


Originally posted by blooming lotus
china aside though, .I'm more interested in what you know , or what you wanna , than who you are............ don't you think??? Or what you don't know, eh Eyebrows?

[blooming lotus]

silly comment but yes....... interested in what I don't know and can learn here :rolleyes:


as for privacy, I as a teacher, at times have to take a room directly off an open all hours classroom or lecture hall with only tinitedish glass between us......... it's an issue but as long as I csn remain unpretentious, I seem to cope well enough .......


the plight of the foreign teacher ...................

[cerebus]

"remain unpretentious"????

When have you ever BEEN unpretentious in the first place??? :confused: You're the MOST pretentious, egotistical, living-in-denial person on this entire forum! :p

[blooming lotus]

lol........... boys.........can we just talk about ma or health and fitness do you think???.......... for a change of topic???:eek: :o :cool:

[unkokusai]

Originally posted by blooming lotus

I just don't think you understand the gravity of a chinese working / travelling western expats position.............. fair enough.I think you need to be here...................


:confused:

[SimonM]

BloomingLotus: I am aware that the institution of nicks on forums such as these is to provide security of the person and to maintain privacy. I was just trying to do some troll baiting on DimMakSeminar.

Also, I believe I saw mention of the line about my brother.
Just an explaination, he was in the room while I was laughing about the thread and asked me to add that line in. I responded with "nawh, no need, etc." and he bugged me until I added it. :p

I'm a modest person and so when somebody pops on talking about how the number of stripes on their black belt (that we can't see) PROVES them to be the supreme grand master of a million esoteric fighting arts I get a chuckle out of it and usually like to rib them a bit.

[unkokusai]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
silly comment but yes....... interested in what I don't know and can learn here :rolleyes:


as for privacy, I as a teacher, at times have to take a room directly off an open all hours classroom or lecture hall with only tinitedish glass between us......... it's an issue but as long as I csn remain unpretentious, I seem to cope well enough .......


the plight of the foreign teacher ...................


Who does this freak think it is fooling?

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
not really........... I study because it's the best way to fitness I ever found. self defense is a spin off........ In fact, I'm a bit of a pacifist and don't really wanna ( adeptness aside).......hurt anyone at all outside o class or the ring............

Then what is the point of studying dim mak??
I don't see how it fits into the spectrum of 'don't really wanna hurt anyone at all outside the class or the ring'. To me dim mak is for one type of person, the kind that wants to destroy someone's health.
And as far as fitness goes, I need to exercise to get in shape to train. IMO, MA training (external) is not the BEST fitness program. If it is fitness you want, do Pilates.



Originally posted by blooming lotus
you gotta understand...... China is poor land, and folks to go to any length to get a meal... westerners are well dressed and comparitively rich beyond belief ( even when we're thinking finances are needing review)............

most are skilled in arts of deception , theivery and trickery, it's almost a prised trade here , especially in Guandong.........

until you've had your bag slit, and folks follow you home trying to scam you here, i'm sure you couldn't understand.........

obviously you have never been to Oakland, CA at night (as a white person), or Harlem in NYC. There are dangerous people all around the world.



Originally posted by blooming lotus
especially being an ex-model with the whole " ohh.you're soo beautiful line", a chicks gotta take whatever privacy she can swing........

well, Ms. ex-model/drama queen, keep your privacy. I will continue to believe that people who post outragous claims on an internet forum and provide no evedence as to whether or not they are for real, are a bunch of losers.

some people who are not afraid of who they are;

Victor Parlati
Phil Redmond
Terrance Niehoff
Andrew Nerlich
Ernie Barrios
Joy Chaudhuri
Ray Van Raamsdonk
Justin Yount (me).........

as far as I know none of these people have been stalked because of this forum, then again I don't think any of them are ex-models (execpt maybe Ernie, he's buff :) ).



Originally posted by blooming lotus
china aside though, .I'm more interested in what you know , or what you wanna , than who you are............ don't you think???

no I don't agree....

I believe who a person is, is as important as what they know. It's part of knowing a person. If I know a person, I can learn to trust them and therefor accept what they may know with grace. If I do not know and trust someone, the info they provide is compared to those that I do trust and judged likewise.

[blooming lotus]

who you are is a combination of what you know ( or don't) and what you do with it.......... I'm not claiming to be anything special ( re : stalking), but as a foreigner, you get a certain amount more attention...............

dimmak can be distructive, but there are some very points that don't need to take a persons' life.......... I just like to know I'm covered if neccessary........ I'm a little chick you know, and some times, when i'm too busy to maintain peak, my dimmak with basic locks, holds, throws and takedowns is all I can realistically execute...........


it's a big world............. dangers are all about, even in your workplace..............


excerise, is how I know to run a human body, and ma is efficient....... I like to sweat, but it doesn't mean I wanna hurt someone............


dong ma???

[AmanuJRY]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
who you are is a combination of what you know ( or don't) and what you do with it.......... I'm not claiming to be anything special ( re : stalking), but as a foreigner, you get a certain amount more attention...............

Who you are is more than what you do and don't know (how you think), it's how you look, how you act, how you feel, etc. The experience of knowing a person is derived from differnt aspects of being. I'll admit, there is only so much you can know about a person from online conversations, but the aspect of privacy that you desire, only makes it harder.

I just don't see the connection from the 'stalkers' to internet forums, not that it's impossible, just improbable that any info you put online (name and general location, not specific address or other detailed personal info) would be useful to them. And if you stand out already being a foreigner, I don't see how putting your name on the internet is going to do any harm, but if you feel it is putting you in danger by all means do what you must to protect yourself.




Originally posted by blooming lotus
dimmak can be distructive, but there are some very points that don't need to take a persons' life.......... I just like to know I'm covered if neccessary........ I'm a little chick you know, and some times, when i'm too busy to maintain peak, my dimmak with basic locks, holds, throws and takedowns is all I can realistically execute...........

Firs off, 'locks, holds, throws and takedowns' are not dim mak. They would more accurately be chin na. And, although dim mak is based on TCM, it's intent is destruction as opposed to healing.
So;

TCM = healing arts
dim mak = destructive art, based on theory of TCM
chin na = siezing and holding art

and to boot, if you are a small person, it will take many, many, many years to perfect any grappling art that would work for you against larger/stronger opponents (especially in a country where more people are likely to be trained in something). I would more focus on striking, and striking sensitive, vital targets.



Originally posted by blooming lotus
excerise, is how I know to run a human body, and ma is efficient....... I like to sweat, but it doesn't mean I wanna hurt someone............

pilates will make you sweat, areobics will make you sweat, running will make you sweat, riding a bike will make you sweat, weight training will make you sweat, even yoga will make you sweat (if done right)........

Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, who studies MA does so with more than just the intent to exercise. IMO, the breathing exercises of chi gung are definately beneficial to health, but then chi gung evolved from the same source as yoga. Neither dim mak, nor chin na exercise your body that much (by themselves), it's the MA that you use as a conduit for them that does.

Not wanting to hurt people is an honorable thing, but don't fool yourself, you need to be resolved in hurting someone if they present danger to your person. That is why you study MA instead of just yoga or areobics.

BTW, so you know, I don't believe you post outrageous claims, so as to you not wanting to reveal your ID, I accept it with measure. As for people like dimmakseminar, who do post that stuff (claims of being registered with police and entering the UFC) and don't reveal their ID, are the ones that are dishonorable.

[SimonM]

Originally posted by AmanuJRY

Victor Parlati
Phil Redmond
Terrance Niehoff
Andrew Nerlich
Ernie Barrios
Joy Chaudhuri
Ray Van Raamsdonk
Justin Yount (me).........


In the spirit of "put up or shut up" my real name is Simon McNeil.

[blooming lotus]

dude.that was unneccessary.

don't be hackled by the trolls, the minute they think you're competitive, they'll ride it or kiss it..........and that's life on the forum.

[SimonM]

You talking to me BL cuz I don't like the use of internet annonymity as a sheild to bull****. So I guess - if it was me you were referring to - I am listening to the "troll". Otherwise, be more specific in future.

[blooming lotus]

No ?? Well okay, though through this means it allows us to share more of our knowledge and intimate information without fear of repercussion. As long as you keep me thinking, I really don't need your personal details.

[cerebus]

LOL! bl, who is the worst troll on the entire forum, calling anyone else a troll is soooo laughable! :p

[blooming lotus]

To me a troll is posting irrelavant negativity without content of points of ma relevant information. I somehow, don't think I qualify.

[cerebus]

bl, your posts are ALWAYS either irrelevant, or full of lies and false information. You post only to get people to pay attention to you. THAT is trolling. ;)