Giant Battle Monsters (silly)

[Chang Style Novice]

Royce Gracie is a Giant Squid that can turn Invisible, moves at Great Speed, drinks Human Blood, and has Crablike Pincers.
(Strength: 7 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 9)
Unleash your Giant Battle Monster (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Royce+Gracie)

Chang Tung-Sheng is a Collosal Bee that kidnaps Blonde Women, and has a Single Giant Eye, Webbed Feet and a Toughened Steel Skeleton.
(Strength: 11 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 6)
Unleash your Giant Battle Monster (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Chang+Tung-Sheng).

Chang Tung Sheng defeats Royce Gracie using strength! And now we know the truth.

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[Shaolin-Do]

Ha, once again proving that BJJ is useless.
:eek:
:rolleyes:




:D

[Chang Style Novice]

Sifu Abel is an Average-Sized Ape that breathes Ice Vapour, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, can Change Colour, Hovers Eerily, and spits Jets of Water.
(Strength: 3 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 4)
Unleash your Giant Battle Monster (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Sifu+Abel)

lkfmdc is a Giant Moth that cowers from Radiation, controls Human Thought, and has a Sharp Beak, Four Sets of Teeth and Very Sharp Fangs.
(Strength: 3 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 6)
Unleash your Giant Battle Monster (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=lkfmdc).

Sifu Abel fights lkfmdc using strength and...IT'S A TIE! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Sifu+Abel&def=lkfmdc&a=S)

Now will you guys please stop shouting at each other?