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IronFist
10-08-2003, 04:45 PM
Find out here!

ph34r my 1337 ph0t0ch0pp1ng sk177z!!! :rolleyes:
Starchaser107
10-08-2003, 04:50 PM
most kung fu, martial artsy types tend to be muscular n3rds and g3eks with a penchant for fighting and kicking @$$.
IronFist
10-08-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Starchaser107
most kung fu, martial artsy types tend to be muscular n3rds and g3eks with a penchant for fighting and kicking @$$.

Dude U sure about the muscular part?
Starchaser107
10-08-2003, 05:14 PM
..hmnn, ok maybe not All are muscular. but some are:)
IronFist
10-08-2003, 05:22 PM
n/m I'm just being an ass.

Besides, we all know real kung fu strength comes from tendons, not muscles. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :D
Starchaser107
10-08-2003, 05:33 PM
:o
i plead the fifth.

id also like to drink it, but i'll be good.

cheers man ttyl. i'm out
Serpent
10-08-2003, 06:30 PM
Some would say nerd, others would say SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE FORUMS TO WHOM YOU MUST BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP!

:)

(heh heh - SevenStar is my Number 2!)

:)
yenhoi
10-08-2003, 06:50 PM
We all know 7* is superior.

Get over it already.

:eek:
PHILBERT
10-08-2003, 06:58 PM
The reason Serpent has so many posts is because he will double and triple post in a row on a single thread instead of combining his posts. I guarantee if he took all his double and triple posts, and filtered out the "lol" posts, he'd probably have 2500 posts at most. :p
Serpent
10-08-2003, 07:07 PM
Which is still more than you, ya little punk! ;)

7* superior indeed. He's only superior at being a little b!tch.

My little b!tch to be precise.
PHILBERT
10-08-2003, 07:15 PM
Go post on the Internal Forum and we'll see who the punk is. :D :p
KC Elbows
10-08-2003, 07:25 PM
Strange, sevenstar was number two when I was number one as well.

What's he up to?
FatherDog
10-08-2003, 07:26 PM
Didn't GDA say something like "Martial artists are just muscular geeks, except for the ones that aren't muscular"? I seem to remember that being in someone's sig...
yenhoi
10-08-2003, 07:34 PM
You sir(s) are 7*'s *****(es.)

:eek:
rubthebuddha
10-08-2003, 08:29 PM
fatherdog: not muscular geeks -- ATHLETIC geeks. someone had that line as a sig for a while.

and deep down, i mean way deep down, at heart, we're all still wushu chik's *****es. :cool:
Chang Style Novice
10-08-2003, 08:42 PM
I wore GDAs quote in my sig for a time. And I have lots of useless junk posts, too. Like this one for example.
IronFist
10-08-2003, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
The reason Serpent has so many posts is because he will double and triple post in a row on a single thread instead of combining his posts. I guarantee if he took all his double and triple posts, and filtered out the "lol" posts, he'd probably have 2500 posts at most. :p

I know what you're talking about.
IronFist
10-08-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
The reason Serpent has so many posts is because he will double and triple post in a row on a single thread instead of combining his posts. I guarantee if he took all his double and triple posts, and filtered out the "lol" posts, he'd probably have 2500 posts at most. :p

It's actually a good way to get more posts.
Serpent
10-08-2003, 09:09 PM
It sure is.
Serpent
10-08-2003, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
Go post on the Internal Forum and we'll see who the punk is. :D :p

OK. What do you want me to post?

Punk.
FatherDog
10-08-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
fatherdog: not muscular geeks -- ATHLETIC geeks. someone had that line as a sig for a while.

Ah, I knew I hadn't got it quite right. Gracias.

Man, GDA needs to get unbanned. Can we kill Stacey or something in exchange for getting GDA back?
SevenStar
10-09-2003, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by yenhoi
We all know 7* is superior.

Get over it already.

:eek:

d@mn right
SevenStar
10-09-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by KC Elbows
Strange, sevenstar was number two when I was number one as well.

What's he up to?

I was #1 for a little while, then the qot qi girls thread got popular...
SevenStar
10-09-2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Serpent
Which is still more than you, ya little punk! ;)

7* superior indeed. He's only superior at being a little b!tch.

My little b!tch to be precise.


yeah, serpent is superior...



























for me to POOP on!!!
Shaolin-Do
10-09-2003, 12:28 AM
You will learn to fear me.
Xebsball
10-09-2003, 04:18 AM
way to go master!
Serpent is number one
Kristoffer
10-09-2003, 05:10 AM
9'th geek signing in
PHILBERT
10-09-2003, 07:38 AM
And if we keep this up, Shaolin-Do (good picture btw you got there) will be passing up Serpent.
Kristoffer
10-09-2003, 07:50 AM
Noooooo
GeneChing
10-09-2003, 09:52 AM
You read that right - I'm now officially certifying all KFM N3RDs as black belts. We here at KungFuMagazine.com respect the hard work and disicipline it takes to participate in this forum - the hours of sitting in computer stance, the thousands upons thousand of keyboard strikes to develop plastic finger technique - so we are offering all forum members a chance to be certified with a KFM black belt.

Here's what you do - click on KFM Black Belt Program (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/11x90k0x90k7.html) to pay your tuition. Your black belt will be mailed to you immediately and will arrive in 4-10 working days. Once you recieve your belt, you can wear it with the proud knowledge that you are a KFM black belt. Congratulations!
SevenStar
10-09-2003, 10:49 AM
Can I have mine overnighted to me?
Tak
10-09-2003, 11:44 AM
the hours of sitting in computer stance, the thousands upons thousand of keyboard strikes to develop plastic finger technique

Don't forget about mouse palm, trackball thumb, scroll finger, and the intimidating squint of the miniscule font.
Shaolin-Do
10-09-2003, 12:08 PM
Can mine say "I burninated serpent"?
Kristoffer
10-09-2003, 02:06 PM
Awsome
Serpent
10-09-2003, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
Can mine say "I burninated serpent"?

Not till you've made another 3,000 posts, you neophyte!

Ah, Gene, yer a funny b@stard. You're all just jealous. Yeah, that must be it.

BTW - Thanks Xebby. Nice to see you dropping by.
SevenStar
10-09-2003, 08:04 PM
typing on the keyboard helps me hone my iron finger techniques.
Serpent
10-09-2003, 09:24 PM
Yeah, one hand iron fingers, the other hand iron palm, if you know what I mean...! ;)
Shaolin-Do
10-09-2003, 10:34 PM
I type with my chi.
Kristoffer
10-10-2003, 01:46 AM
Your chi sucks
GeneChing
10-10-2003, 09:01 AM
...once you get your black belt, you'll want to display it right next to your monitor - you'll need one of these... (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/119002.html)

sevenstar:
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Shaolin-Do
10-10-2003, 09:05 AM
So nothing like
"Sorry about the jing in your hair"?

:eek:

"Not till you've made another 3,000 posts, you neophyte!"

Oh, just you wait. Im getting paid for this.


:eek:
Serpent
10-12-2003, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
"Not till you've made another 3,000 posts, you neophyte!"

Oh, just you wait. Im getting paid for this.


:eek:

Me too. ;)