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Shaolin-Do
10-09-2003, 12:30 AM
For the sake of kittens everywhere...
Kristoffer
10-09-2003, 04:51 AM
been there done dat
chen zhen
10-09-2003, 05:35 AM
this is old, man.

but I see where youre going. but oh well, at least I have a d!ck to do it with.
u Texan b!tch-ass piece of buffalo-semen.
;)
Kristoffer
10-09-2003, 05:39 AM
lol

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME WAAAR
chen zhen
10-09-2003, 05:50 AM
SD is the perfect example of why humans and chud-chewing animals should not mate.
Kristoffer
10-09-2003, 05:51 AM
chud ?
chen zhen
10-09-2003, 05:56 AM
read it up in a dictionary;)
Kristoffer
10-09-2003, 05:57 AM
that only mean you don't know what it means yourself :p
chen zhen
10-09-2003, 06:01 AM
yes i do, but i can only decribe it in danish..:p

"drøvtygger"

btw this sh!t is payback time
Kristoffer
10-09-2003, 07:37 AM
paybacks rules..
payback from what?
chen zhen
10-09-2003, 08:22 AM
from his sh!t

watch "ATTN: Shaolin-Do"on the main board;)
Shaolin-Do
10-09-2003, 11:53 AM
Bahahaha.
Im inflammable.
;)
Tak
10-09-2003, 12:22 PM
It's "cud," unless you're thinking of the ritual described in Stephen King's It.
chen zhen
10-09-2003, 12:27 PM
thoought u were burninating:D
Shaolin-Do
10-09-2003, 01:01 PM
Yup.
"lets go burn one."
:rolleyes:
Starchaser107
10-09-2003, 01:14 PM
which state has the best uhmm.. "crops"?
chen zhen
10-09-2003, 01:21 PM
lets go burn one, shall we.

some "crops"
Kristoffer
10-09-2003, 01:51 PM
We say 'let's go play with Hasse'. (Hasse is a swedish name.. and it kinda sounds like.. you know.. 'crops' :D )
CaptinPickAxe
10-09-2003, 02:42 PM
I've burned my entire crop. I can't even remember my name.
Starchaser107
10-09-2003, 03:16 PM
I guess by default you're saying texas then huh :)
Shaolin-Do
10-09-2003, 10:09 PM
:confused:
shaolin kungfu
10-09-2003, 10:59 PM
We say 'let's go play with Hasse'

Thats funny, cause here we say 'lets go play with hasselhoff'. That probably means something different though, huh?
Kristoffer
10-10-2003, 01:38 AM
lol


:D I guess both can be mis-read :D
chen zhen
10-10-2003, 03:38 AM
Thats funny, cause here we say 'lets go play with hasselhoff'. That probably means something different though, huh?


how do u do that? lol
Former castleva
10-10-2003, 09:29 AM
lol at catholics.
Shaolin-Do
10-10-2003, 09:53 AM
"which state has the best uhmm.. "crops"?"

Depends. Kentucky has the most outdoor crops out of any state.
Not sure on quality.
California has wonderfully sweet organic herbs.
CO Is definately in the top ten.
Texas... We get some Bomb sh!t round here, you just gotta have the right connects.
;)

" lol at catholics. "

I do. All the time. But why are we laughing this time?
;)
Former castleva
10-10-2003, 10:09 AM
Shaolin,
I was referring to kitten cliche.The case with HIV and peace Nobel did not entertain me either.
Shaolin-Do
10-10-2003, 10:12 AM
Cliche?
Its based on scientific fact!
;)

reminds me of a joke. I gotta run an errand real quick, Ill post it when I get back.
Kristoffer
10-10-2003, 01:06 PM
Can't wait
Former castleva
10-11-2003, 08:26 AM
Still waiting!
Shaolin-Do
10-13-2003, 01:57 PM
One day, Chen Zhen died.
When approaching the pearly gates, he noticed tons of clocks adorning the walls all the way to where st. peter himself stood.
"why are there all these clocks?" asked CZ.
"They keep track of your life," replied St. Peter.
"Everytime you masturbate, you lose 5 minutes of your life."
CZ laughed at this and began browsing the clocks on the wall, findind various friends clocks with 2 hours to 1 week missing off of their time. Suddenly it struck CZ, his clock was not to be found!
"Hey," asked CZ, "where's my clock?"
"Oh yeah, Yours was spinning so fast god just set it on his desk to use as a fan."
:eek:
chen zhen
10-13-2003, 02:21 PM
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the gates of Heaven. His name was Shaolin-Do. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly said to him, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died."

"No problem," SD said. "I came home to my 25th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my GF half naked. She appeared to be having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My GF was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die. This ****ed me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So,the Angel announced, "Ok, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up, his name was Kung Lek. The Angel said, "Before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died."

"No problem," said the second man. "But you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. Having been under a lot of pressure I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, started cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move, and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator, of all things, off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly."

The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very well," the Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets the man enter.

A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gate; no other than the kfo O.G. Chen Zhen.
The angel says," Please tell me how you died." Then CZ says,"Ok, picture this. I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
Shaolin-Do
10-13-2003, 02:29 PM
Wheres the sideways thumb when you need it?
Touche, but I already heard that one.
;)
Former castleva
10-13-2003, 02:36 PM
Hmmm.
So that was not chen´s own joke?
For a moment cz,I thought you are a genius. :D
Which does not mean that you still cannot be but...
chen zhen
10-13-2003, 03:26 PM
i wont tell the truth about it, uh-uhh;)
Kristoffer
10-14-2003, 02:13 AM
hehehehe
pretty funny chen
chen zhen
10-19-2003, 11:18 AM
dayum, this reply was too late:
Kristoffer
10-19-2003, 01:01 PM
mmmmmmmm crunchy