I feel like I could hit someone at work...

[Can-O-Bud]

I know its stupid thing and it would probably end my career. But I just want to hit some stupid arsehole who's annoying me.

Can anyone offer some tips on relaxation?

"My twa boab"

[Yuen]

Try to sort things out with him. No one knows, you could become best friends.

[BAI HE]

to annoy you?

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[Can-O-Bud]

He's a fat baldy *******!

"My twa boab"

[BAI HE]

about his hair like, "when is it going to grow back?"

The best defense is offense. Annoy the crap out
of him more! Make it your mission to annoy this guy to death.

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[nospam]

What is it that is annoying you? Is it his actions? Is it his opinions? Is it his voice?

Perhaps it is not so much him, rather, it is what he might be doing or saying that represents something you should be looking at more closely with yourself.

Try a little communication and allow for personal descretion.

nospam.

[wingchunwsl]

agreed

[Budokan]

You know, there's got to be a little more behind this story than: 'He's a fat baldy *******.' If that's the case you must hate a lot of people! :D

As far as relaxing techniques, why not try beating off to some porn? It works for me. ;)

K. Mark Hoover

[Martial Joe]

Just pick on his physical apearance...that will do the trick...

NOTE: ake sure you do a good job...

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I am Sharky's main man...

[Can-O-Bud]

It's probably fair to say that I hate all fat baldy *******s.

Although, this guy is loud and obnoxious and boring and ugly and .......

Anyway, tried the porn thing and.. nope.. i still hate him...

"My twa boab"

[JWTAYLOR]

Try again. :)

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

[Martial Joe]

It will never get boring...haha

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I am Sharky's main man...

[Vankuen]

This one actually made me laugh. To be honest, I sometimes feel like hitting people at work too. But I work for the military, and during times like this, you can imagine the amount of idiocy there is running around.

Just take into account that this person is someone whom you just dont like to be around. It could be their voice, their appearance, their mannerisms, idiosynchrosies, whatever....that makes no difference.

If you have to avoid him to feel less inclined to hit him then do so. If you cannot and the guy unknowingly keeps hovering around you...(and this may sound like an assholish thing to do..) Just tell the guy that you really dont find any pleasure being around him, and to leave you be. I do that at my job and it works just find. Im one of those, say it like it is guys, and I keep things out in the open. He may be offended or not know why you dont like him, but hey, sometimes people just rub each other the wrong way, its life, get around it, and move on. Ya know?

"From one thing know ten thousand" - Miyomato Musashi, Book of five rings

"Loy lau hoi sung, lut sau jik chung"

[joedoe]

What does he do to annoy you? Do you have to work closely with him?

I found that I just avoid or ignore them if they annoy me too much. At least until I can calm down enough to deal with them again.

If that fails, start annoying the cr@p out of him in return.

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What we do in life echoes in Eternity

[Sharky]

Diss his momma

"You can't see it if you blind but we will always prevail (true)/Life is like the open sea, the truth is the wind in our sail/And in the end, our names is on the lips of dying men/If ever crushed in the earth, we always rise again/When the words of lying men sound lush like the sound of a violin/The truth is there, it's just the heart you gotta find it in" - Talib Kweli

[Budokan]

Use reverse psychology. Tell him you love his balding scalp and the mounds of dandruff that move with such devastating glacial slowness down towards his eyebrows. Then tell him you yearn to squeeze his layers of pig fat while he squeals a la "Deliverance".

He'll either be so turned on that you can then "break off" the relationship, or he'll be so discombobulated he'll never want to talk to you again.

Or you could try the porn thing again. Your call.

K. Mark Hoover

[Can-O-Bud]

The Trouble is that he sits opposite me.

So I suppose, yeah, the only thing to do is annoy him back.

I thought of inviting him into my garage for a sparring session. That would be fun, but at the same time i dont really want anything to do with him!

Maybe I'll just put his picture on my wooden dummy!

"My twa boab"

[Repulsive Monkey]

"The best defense is offense"? These are words spoken only by a true moron if that individual is speaking sincerely.

Whatever you do do it subtley. Chances are that he may already kow this obtuse fellow that he manages to get under oyur skin. Be subtle yet not discompassionate.

"The sage does nothing yet nothing is left undone" - 'Tao Te Ching' by Lao Tzu.

[DelicateSound]

You just need a "release" mechanism. I have a multi-purpose one I use when anything ****es me off. I just imagine a situation involving the entire cast of Coronation Street and a Remington 870-12 gauge Pump-action shotgun.

Imagine how **** he'd be if he ever came to your dojo. How superior you are to his pathetic waste of a life. In fact why not invite him along for a laugh :D

Insert intellectual quote here:

[Can-O-Bud]

It is tempting....

Especially since he's one of these tossers that plays "Executive Masterbation" games like Squash.

But I doubt if he would ever take me up on an invite to my garage. He knows i do MA and i get the feeling he would back out.

Anyway, I feel better having ranted about it here on this forum.

"My twa boab"

[Kristoffer]

just kill him...

~K~
"maybe not in combat..... but think of the chicks man, the chicks!"