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Chang Style Novice
10-16-2003, 08:06 AM
But it was from Taco Bell, so I didn't.

PHILBERT
10-16-2003, 08:10 AM
Man, thank God you didn't. You might have needed your stomach pumped.

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 08:15 AM
Don't lie man... I can smell you from here.

Chang Style Novice
10-16-2003, 08:17 AM
What's more, I ALMOST talked to the got qi girls, ALMOST ranked myself in a style I founded, ALMOST answered a Shaolin-do challenge, ALMOST kicked a shoplifter to death, ALMOST burned down the Vatican, ALMST learned Golden Snake, ALMOST needed help from the ground guys, ALMOST used a knife fighting resource, ALMOST woke up and smelled the carcass, ALMOST watched anime with Gene Ching and the RZA, ALMOST went to a disco, ALMOST learned an authentic style and form, ALMOST killed two attackers, ALMOST saw a jacked up moment in a kungfu movie, and finally ALMOST found out what is up with the cartwheel guard pass.

It's ALMOST been a very busy day.

Starchaser107
10-16-2003, 08:20 AM
I ALMOST found this thread funny.:D


ok ok i'm lying i did

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 08:23 AM
Not only did I eat a taco, but I listened to Taco's remake of "putting on the ritz" while I ate it.

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 08:23 AM
I almost got the picture about almostest almosters...

:D

Starchaser107
10-16-2003, 08:47 AM
I Almost feel like training.

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 08:50 AM
I'd tell you to come down to the school.. but I bruised the top of my foot (yeah, more bruises, and we're not even playing hard yet) so I'll prob take off until Sat. morning, when we'll be doing taiji in the park if you care to join in.

This post is Almost Off Topic

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 08:53 AM
I almost hesitated once. I was on the verge of doing something, when I suddenly was faced with the quandary: to hesitate or not to hesitate. Fortunately, I gave it some thought, and decided not to hesitate.

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 08:55 AM
I love that my new sig is commanding you all to read my posts very carefully. I should have thought of that before.

I almost wonder what else you can be commanded to do?:eek: :D

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 09:01 AM
I added an "almost" to that last post to make it on topic.

But I almost forgot.

Starchaser107
10-16-2003, 09:04 AM
"but I bruised the top of my foot (yeah, more bruises, and we're not even playing hard yet) "____________________

Im almost convinced you just like hurting yourself. almost tempting, but this weekend might be difficult. lemmie give this some thought and holla back at you.
I almost might just be there.

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 09:05 AM
I almost realized that I never really read your posts... until I read your sig, now I'll almost take you seriosly :D ...

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by Starchaser107
"but I bruised the top of my foot (yeah, more bruises, and we're not even playing hard yet) "____________________

Im convinced you just like hurting yourself. tempting, but this weekend might be difficult. lemmie give this some thought and holla back at you.

You know, the attention isn't so bad.. I should ALMOST be ok (especialy for taiji) on Saturday... Let me know, I can give you a ride too if you need.

Starchaser107
10-16-2003, 09:08 AM
I almost always read his posts theyre almost always amusing.
...almost

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 09:14 AM
You know, for a minute there, I almost took you guys off of ignore.

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 09:15 AM
I almost believed you, but then I realized you wouldn't realize that unless you were kidding.

Almost man... You were | | (that) close.

Starchaser107
10-16-2003, 09:17 AM
I was Almost offended.

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 09:20 AM
I was almost the man.

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 09:23 AM
I'd still be the man if it weren't for the accident. And to think, I almost called in sick to the butcher shop that fateful day.

On the up side, since the accident, my underwear options are almost unlimited!

Starchaser107
10-16-2003, 09:33 AM
Im almost sure this has some bearing in relation to the "nancyboy" under your sign in.

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 09:41 AM
Did you make someone that special spicy (insert whatever ethnicity you are) sausage and meat balls? Wow, that was almost funny...

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 09:47 AM
No, but now I look like a twelve year old girl down there. However, I've made the best of it. Now I lure in pedophiles into clandestine meetings by emailing them pictures of my crotch, and when they get there, i beat them up and steal their money and candy. I'm almost like a super hero.

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 09:52 AM
The phrase "life gave me lemons, and I made lemonade" would almost be appropriate to my situation, were it not for the reference to lemons.

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 09:54 AM
"life took away my lemon, and left me with tang" would almost be more fitting.

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 09:59 AM
Your triple posts are almost just as amuzing

KC Elbows
10-16-2003, 10:11 AM
I could almost have fit it into one post.

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 10:20 AM
Almost every 100 posts of yours could be condensed into one psuedo word.... d'oh..

Almost :D ;)

Oso
10-16-2003, 10:44 AM
I Almost like Taco flavored kisses.

SevenStar
10-16-2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
Man, thank God you didn't. You might have needed your stomach pumped.

In college, I lived off of taco bell. cheapest eats around.

Starchaser107
10-16-2003, 10:49 AM
thats almost totally repugnant.
yuk.
i almost lost my respect for you oso.
gah-ross

SevenStar
10-16-2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by KC Elbows
I was almost the man.

you were almost a man?

SevenStar
10-16-2003, 10:55 AM
I almost made lemonade once... but then I realized that I didn't have lemons...or sugar... or running water.

Oso
10-16-2003, 11:23 AM
thats almost totally repugnant.

you almost got the literary reference I made.

norther practitioner
10-16-2003, 03:13 PM
I almost made lemonade once... but then I realized that I didn't have lemons...or sugar... or running water

I almost believed that, then almost called that 800 # and gave my $.75 a day to get you running water, then I remembered.. I almost care.

Vyvial
10-16-2003, 04:09 PM
what is ALMOST amazing is that this thread is ALMOST 4 pages long!

Oso
10-16-2003, 04:11 PM
not really, stick around a while:)

you will see a lot of stuff that is almost funny

pick up some information that is almost valid

but you will surely almost have a good time.

Starchaser107
10-16-2003, 04:15 PM
I almost had something to say a while ago.

Serpent
10-16-2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by KC Elbows
"life took away my lemon, and left me with tang" would almost be more fitting.

Now that's quality posting.

No almost about it.

joedoe
10-16-2003, 11:26 PM
I don't like it when there is too much cheese in the taco ... well almost.

CrippledAvenger
10-17-2003, 02:09 AM
Best* taco place in Chitown is Arturo's in Bucktown. Open 24 hours a day for drunk hipsters like myself.


*and by "Best" I mean, open 24 hours, cheap, and tastes fantastic after a night of drinking and pretty women. I'm sure there's more authentic places in Pilsen.

fa_jing
10-17-2003, 08:23 AM
Dunno. There's at least one 24-hr. place on western near Fullerton. Lots of good taquerias near me on N. Clark street. Also on Lawrence. I'm sure WaterDragon knows the real near where he lives.

Yet, the Taco Bell chain continues to exist. Go figure.

Shaolin-Do
10-17-2003, 08:32 AM
Life aint a b!tch. Life's a beautiful woman. You just call her a b!tch cause she didnt give you that p*ssy.

Very wise words. "No almost about it."
;)

Shaolin-Do
10-17-2003, 08:33 AM
"and tastes fantastic after a night of drinking and pretty women"

I have found that this is the case with most foods after given scenario.
:)

CrippledAvenger
10-17-2003, 09:49 AM
Fa_jing, that wouldn't happen to be Lazlo's would it?

There's millions of good taquerias in Chitown, but only one near the Empty Bottle and Double Door ;)

Mmmmm.... I'm getting all hungry now just thinking about last night again.

norther practitioner
10-17-2003, 09:56 AM
I have found that this is the case with most foods after given scenario.

I think after a few years, you'll actually realize this to be fact of the matter, instead of an oh yeah....lol

I almost had a taco last night for dinner... but instead I was nice and had it for desert :D ;)

Water Dragon
10-17-2003, 10:02 AM
Ya wanna get tacos after class tomorrow? Miguel teaches right in the middle of the Hood.

CrippledAvenger
10-17-2003, 10:07 AM
**** straight I do!

....well, provided I don't eat too many liver shots. :D

fa_jing
10-17-2003, 10:17 AM
Here's hoping that the Chicago Police aren't running a Taco sting on white guys....

GeneChing
10-04-2019, 08:56 AM
National Taco Day Is Today! Here's Where You Can Snag the Best Taco Deals and Freebies (http://money.com/money/5657165/national-taco-day-2019-deals-free-tacos/)
By BRAD TUTTLE Updated: October 4, 2019 9:11 AM ET | Originally published: October 3, 2019

We hope you’re hungry. National Taco Day 2019 is being celebrated on Friday, October 4, and chains like Taco Bell, Chuy’s, On the Border, and Taco John’s are honoring the almighty taco by rolling out heaping trays of taco deals and freebies.

Here’s where you can find all the best National Taco Day deals:

Taco Bell
On October 4 only, Taco Bell is selling a National Taco Day gift set, which is a digital gift card good for two Crunchy Tacos and two Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos, for a total of $5 plus $.50 for tax. If you bought these four tacos at Taco Bell normally, they’d cost over $6 plus tax. So you’re saving over $1 with the National Taco Day deal.


Taco Bell

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Sharing (tacos) is caring. Give the gift of tacos with the exclusive $5 #NationalTacoDay Gift Set.


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Del Taco
Del Taco has two National Taco Day deals: You can get a free taco on Friday with any purchase using the Del Taco app, and you can get a free Beyond Taco or Beyond Avocado Taco — also only with any purchase made via the Del Taco app on October 4.

Baja Fresh
Head to Baja Fresh’s Instagram or Facebook page on Friday to get a special National Taco Day deal good for buy-one, get-one-free tacos on October 4.

Bubbakoo’s Burritos
For National Taco Day, Bubbakoo’s Burritos 30-ish locations are offering the special deal of tacos for $1 each.

Chronic Tacos
Chronic Tacos will reveal a code word on social media on Friday, and when you say it when ordering between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. on National Taco Day, you’ll get a free taco.


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Chuy’s
Chuy’s locations have a bunch of National Taco Day deals and specials, including $1 floaters and a free entrée of your choice to any customer who dresses up like a taco on Friday.

Hurricane Grill & Wings
When you purchase at least one taco and two drinks at Hurricane Grill restaurants on Friday, you’ll get a second taco free.

On the Border
On the Border has an endless tacos deal available on Friday for National Taco Day 2019: All-you-can-eat tacos are priced at $8.99 or $9.99, depending on the On the Border restaurant location, all day on October 4.


On The Border
@ontheborder
It’s almost crunch time! #NationalTacoDay is right around
the corner and we’re celebrating with Endless Tacos for
just $8.99. Mark your calendar for October 4th!

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Rubio’s Coastal Grill
On Friday, October 4, you can get a free taco with any drink purchase at Rubio’s Coastal Grill by showing this National Taco Day deal coupon when you order.

Salsarita’s Mexican Grill
Customers with the Salsarita’s app will get a special National Taco Day deal, to be revealed on Friday, October 4.


Salsarita's Fresh Mexican Grill
@Salsaritas
#NationalTacoDay is ONE WEEK AWAY. We're loading a special offer to our app members' accounts - are you in?

Offer valid at participating locations only. Set your Favorite Location on app profile.

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Taco Bueno
Tacos are priced at just 49 cents each all day at Taco Bueno on National Taco Day.


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Taco John’s
Download the Taco John’s app and you’ll receive a digital coupon good for a free crispy beef taco on Friday for National Taco Day 2019.


Taco John's

@tacojohns
Download our FREE app today to get a FREE crispy beef taco on Friday, October 4. Did we mention FREE!?!?

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TacoTime
At TacoTime restaurants, the National Taco Day deal features $1 Crisp Tacos all day long on Friday.


TacoTime

@TacoTime
Are you ready for National Taco Day?! Visit us on October 4th for $1 Crisp Tacos all day long!

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Tijuana Flats
Tijuana Flats is hosting a National Taco Day deal that lasts from Friday, October 4, through Sunday, October 6: You can get an order of two tacos, chips, and drink for $5.99, and you can sub in a beer for an extra $2 — all weekend long.


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@TijuanaFlats
Party like it's TIJUANA TUESDAZE ALL WEEKEND, October 4th-6th to celebrate National Taco Day!

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I had tacos last night at Trejo's Tacos. I might have to get me some more at lunch today.
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