KFM Deathmatches

[KC Elbows]

The contest: Abel vs. Ross
The Goal: sustain the most cumbersome thread ever
The winner: people without internet access

Now, some hypothetical KFM challenges:

The contest: MasterKiller vs. Serpent
The Goal: Badgering shaolin do practitioners
The Winner: There are no winners, this is the internet

The Contest: Chang Style Novice vs. design Sifu
The Goal: Place the most bizarre links in posts while still forming coherent sentences
The Winner: spidermonkeypiratethong.com

The Contest: Xebs vs. Volcano Admim
The Goal: Create the endless signature
The Winner: Whoever gets that boy laid

The Contest: Wing Chun vs. Ving Tsun
The Goal: expain the functional difference between armor and armour.
The Winner: Bruce Lee

[Chang Style Novice]

Thanks for reminding me, KC!

How about some motivational posters? (http://www.baddaystudio.com/motivation.html) Or perhaps you'd prefer a motivational speaker (http://www.lu****id.com/101503.htm)?

[rubthebuddha]

speaking of pirates and oddball links ... (http://www.hotendotey.com/1999/phonesex.gif)

[fa_jing]

LOL. Still talented, I see.

[KC Elbows]

CSN, your second link didn't work. However, compassion and the rorschach poster are wonderful.

[PHILBERT]

I liked Sportsmanship and Crush the Enemy. Success and Ambition are pretty cool too.

[MasterKiller]

Why does Serpent get home-field advantage? Serpent vs. MasterKiller sounds a lot better. I don't want some wallaby dry-humping my leg before the fight.

[chen zhen]

all I wanna know is; WHERE AM I

[Judge Pen]

You also forgot to include what Serpent would call the KFO Special Olympics: an SD practitioner v. an SD practitioner.

[KC Elbows]

Judge's Pen, that's because I've seen pictures of SD practitioners cavorting. We can't have you people cavorting. As the scrolls say, "wherever two or more SD'ers cavort, there is bound to be a forthcoming child with a body hair problem".:p

Hey, where was that high road?:D

[KC Elbows]

Originally posted by chen zhen
all I wanna know is; WHERE AM I

And more importantly, who are you?:p :D

[Judge Pen]

I try to avoid mentioning my body hair problem. It's too depressing.

[Chang Style Novice]

Stupid censorship software! The link that won't work is a buddy's blog - he is the ludic kid, so his domain is lu****id.com, and now you know why the link doesn't work. Here, if you cut and past this it should work. Add http://www.

ludickid.com/101503.htm

[SevenStar]

What? No deathmatch for me?

[norther practitioner]

Wow another site with almost no point...


Yeah, I want in too... or is there like a 3000 post minimum or something?

[Serpent]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
Why does Serpent get home-field advantage? Serpent vs. MasterKiller sounds a lot better. I don't want some wallaby dry-humping my leg before the fight.

Is that how it works? The second name is the one at home?

I was not aware of that.

Of course, if we were to have that death match the net result would be one less person to badger SD practitioners. Not a happy result for anyone really, except the SD'ers. And they're all hairy, so they don't count.

Here's another one:

Royal Dragon vs A Chiropracter
The goal: Stop him whining about his back and hiding behind injury all the time
The winner: The chiropracter, obviously. Have you seen how much those guys charge!

I'd also like to see:

KC Elbows vs David Ross
The goal: To see who looks swankier in a diamonte boob tube
The winner: Everyone!

[KC Elbows]

No challenge there. My man boobs are second to none.

[chen zhen]

Originally posted by KC Elbows


And more importantly, who are you?:p :D

I say no more:cool:

[Tak]

Newton's first law: For every motivational poster, there must be a demotivational poster (http://www.despair.com/indem.html).