I ALMOST killed a spider

[SevenStar]

But then I was possessed by the spirit of a taichi hippy, and I felt an ultimate peace. After the spider bit me, I thanked it and let it go about it's merry way.

[norther practitioner]

You were almost right, but the taiji hippies are more of the taoist nature, so killing the spider would have been fine, however the shaolin hippies, who subsequently subscribe to the buddha times are the ones who possesed you.. or maybe it was the pachuli oil.

[PHILBERT]

Dude, maybe it was a genetically enhanced super spider, and now you have spider powers like Spider-Man!

[Chang Style Novice]

A REAL taiji hippie would have pushed hands and hands and hands and hands with the spider.

[SevenStar]

I almost had super powers, but found out that I didn't when I jumped onto a wall and didn't stick to it.

[chen zhen]

stop poppin the x, seriously
:p

[norther practitioner]

The important thing is that you almost stuck to it though.. which reminds me to tell you to shower!