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Vapour

10-16-2003, 06:26 PM

WASHINGTON, DC—While he still plans to meet with Chinese Foreign Minister Li Zhaoxing, President Bush was disappointed to learn that the dignitary does not know karate, White House adviser Karl Rove told reporters Tuesday. "I told George that karate is an ancient martial art of Japan, not China," Rove said. "I told him that in China, many practice kung fu—but I recommended that he stick to the more vital issue of relations with Taiwan and North Korea." In spite of Rove's suggestion, Bush plans to ask Zhaoxing to "do some of that Jackie Chan action."

http://www.theonion.com/3940/

Ikken Hisatsu

10-17-2003, 01:39 AM

lol. reminds me of a guy I was talking to at a party once. he was telling me about how great it was that I knew martial arts as well because he was usually the only "fighting guy" there. He showed me some of his TKD moves which basically consisted of him putting his foot in the air- no actual kick. very flexible though. He asked what I do and I said kung fu.

"Oh thats japanese right?"
"err na karate is japanese"
"heh no way man karate is the chinese one"
"ever see a kung fu movie?"
"na they suck. i hate dubbed movies. I think karate is both chinese and japanese"
"yeah maybe"
*me leaves*

GeneChing

10-17-2003, 10:08 AM

LOL

old jong

10-17-2003, 10:45 AM

Coming from the guy who's always telling..."Make no mistake"!!!Not bad!;)

Kristoffer

10-18-2003, 05:24 AM

Bush is funny like that

chen zhen

10-18-2003, 08:16 AM

imagine what schwarzenegger would've said..

omarthefish

10-18-2003, 09:59 AM

Funny as hel, but y'all noticed this is from "The Onion", right?

Kristoffer

10-18-2003, 10:16 AM

corz

Ikken Hisatsu

10-18-2003, 11:36 AM

http://w3.blackbeltmag.com/whatsnew/page2.asp

old arnie is a bit of a bloodsport fan methinks :D

oh and wtf is with taekwondo giving ranks to people who dont actually practice the art? they gave elvis a 7th degree black belt even though his wife could of kicked his arse (she was I think a brown belt)

Kristoffer

10-18-2003, 12:01 PM

A little less conversation a little more action please

chen zhen

10-18-2003, 12:08 PM

a little bit hard to do on an internet forum, dontchu think?

Kristoffer

10-18-2003, 12:50 PM

A little less conversation a little more action please <--- it's from an Elvis song

;)

chen zhen

10-18-2003, 01:17 PM

aah..;)

Kristoffer

10-18-2003, 02:43 PM

hehe

Chang Style Novice

10-19-2003, 06:44 AM

Xeb Admim made the onion, too.

http://www.theonion.com/3940/news1.html

anton

10-19-2003, 07:01 AM

Originally posted by chen zhen
imagine what schwarzenegger would've said..

http://www.z00t.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/pranks/sonofa*****.mp3

"Who is your daddy and what does he do"

Kristoffer

10-19-2003, 01:19 PM

HA HA HA HA HA

chen zhen

10-19-2003, 01:30 PM

anton

10-19-2003, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by anton

http://www.z00t.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/pranks/sonofa*****.mp3

"Who is your daddy and what does he do"

Consarnit this autocensor is relly annoying highlight the url above paste it into a new browser window and listen. :D

Kristoffer

10-20-2003, 04:00 AM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chen zhen

10-20-2003, 09:03 AM

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/arnold.htm
^LOL

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/arnie.htm
^ROFLMAO

Kristoffer

10-20-2003, 11:53 AM

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

chen zhen

10-20-2003, 02:01 PM

^true dat:D:D