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IronFist
10-17-2003, 02:36 PM
Worst weight lifting article ever. (www.teenbodybuilding.com/mclane6.htm )

Seriously. Everything he says is wrong. Everything.
Samurai Jack
10-17-2003, 03:18 PM
"When you do a set of exercises, you feel the burning in your arms, or whatever body part, correct? Ever wonder what that burning was? Well, I researched The whole muscular system and I found out that when resistance is applied to a muscle or group of muscles, the muscles burn of antacid in that area. So all the burn really is is antacid burning in the area."

Well that would explain why I like spicy food so much. It's gotta be the antacid overload I'm producing.
Cheese Dog
10-17-2003, 10:22 PM
It seems that the article was written by a 13 year old...
And FOR 13 year olds!

It sux!
lowsweep
10-18-2003, 04:15 PM
I wasn't that stupid when I was 13, and I could write a lot better. Maybe he came up with the idea for the artice after repeatedly dropping a barbell on his head while doing skullcrushers to that jazzerscise beat he likes to work out to.
Kungfuren
10-18-2003, 05:16 PM
Wow. That is pretty rough... antacid huh? I think he meant lactic acid... and he forgot DOMS. lol. C'est la vie.
IronFist
10-18-2003, 11:12 PM
And let's not forget that high reps don't cause definition.
Vash
10-18-2003, 11:35 PM
But he said so!
rubthebuddha
10-19-2003, 03:16 PM
Jesus Saves. but Moses gets the rebound! He shoots! He SCOOOOORRRREESSSS!
Kungfuren
10-19-2003, 03:31 PM
OMG.. now thats funny. lol.
Vash
10-19-2003, 05:05 PM
Offense gets the glory, but defense wins the game. ;)
Serpent
10-19-2003, 08:54 PM
That article is a joke, right? Please, tell me it's a joke!
Vash
10-19-2003, 09:10 PM
You can't handle the truth!
Ford Prefect
10-20-2003, 07:40 AM
Wow.
rubthebuddha
10-20-2003, 08:25 AM
it's a scary thing when an article like that evokes nothing more than "wow" from ford. :(