Gene Ching: Martial Actor

[grlyncher99]

Hey I could post a thread to a movie Gene made in his mispent youth. This brings up two questions: Is anybody interested in seeing the nascent martial Artist and Second would Gene be able to handle the fame. I'll let you decide.

[Kristoffer]

Yes, I am a movie star

[blooming lotus]

if you've got one, dont be shy!! Actually, hold up..isnt there some forum rule about opp (other paopeles personal info?) bummer ha:mad: :cool:

[grlyncher99]

I rescind the offer.

[blooming lotus]

wise decision dude, ;) :p

[Kristoffer]

uhmm.. just a thought but... Dun u think u should pm Gene about this insted o doing a poll?


as I said... just a thought :rolleyes:

[Tak]

What does Gene say? I wanna see the movie!

[GeneChing]

It would have been a great film, if not for the amateurish-ness of the director. :p



oooh, I'll probably regret posting that.....

[grlyncher99]

I blame the prima donna actors. Always late to the sets. Never coming out of their trailers and of course the amateur director. They should string him up for what he did. Where's my latte mocha chino?

[Kristoffer]

I'm planning to do a MA movie someday. If I could just find the time for it that is

[Serpent]

So do we get to see the movie or not?!

[Shaolinlueb]

well if it was released on hvs or something, then its not really private is it? post it up :D

[GeneChing]

The filmography of grlyncher99, There were two, if memory serves.

One was an extended fencing fight at a jungle gym. I think I saw that one, or maybe just the rushes of it. It was just me and a dear friend, who went on to become a professional fencing master (and still is).

The other was a ninja film. I think I just blend in with a bunch of other ninjas. We were also chasing this one guy, all around Battery Davis, just south of SF.

I think this was when I was in college, freshman year maybe. I can't really remember. I've blocked it out of my memory.

[grlyncher99]

There are three. there were four, but the one with the fencing master is currently on hiatus. It will turn up. Gene was in all four. And he played a victim and three killers, one of whom was a disguised Ninja, but we can still tell it's him. The titles are "The Woodbeast Incident", "Dwarf abducts Child, Escapes in Flying Saucer, Part II" and "A Touch of Fear" This way when Gene wants to remember he'll know where to go. I know, I should let it go and go back to set construction.

[Shaolinlueb]

nice man. im gonna look those up

[GeneChing]

The only place you'll find thes is grlyncher99's closet and believe me, you do not want to go there.

It's coming back to me now. I remember kicking Lance in the junk (not me doing the kick, but one of my ninja buddies) at Battery Davis. So that must have been one. I also remember kicking Cole in the jaw with my amazing foot from ground technique, somewhere in the foothills of Saratoga, so that must have been another. What was the third? Did anyone get kicked?

[blooming lotus]

and so modest..:p

but while we're on the subject..do you mind if he posts the clips?:D

[GeneChing]

But grlyncher99 is an old, old friend of mine. A fraternal brother, no less. Far be it from me to be my brother's keeper. He'll do as he pleases. Plus, it'd probably be as embarrasing for him since he works in Hollywood and was the mastermind behind these home movies. They aren't as incriminating as other things that people probably have on me, but then again, I'm not running for President (and I'm a lot cleaner than CA's new govenor.) I suppose my only real trepidation is that it'll disappoint you, BL, ;) .

[grlyncher99]

Yes, lance got it in the junk at the Fort Funston battery. I'm sure he'd rather forget. But on the Gene side, you get to see him when he had that fetching yellow streak in his hair. But I don't want to do anything to damage the high esteem in which you all hold him. They are only good for their hysterical value.

[blooming lotus]

lol@you gene ching. Im sure youre a superstar......(even with your yellow hair) .............so where are these clips exactly? :D

[Kristoffer]

I think Blooming's got a thing for Genie :p

[grlyncher99]

Don't we all. Isn't that why we post? so we can find some small favor in his heavenly eyes?:D

[Serpent]

Originally posted by grlyncher99
But I don't want to do anything to damage the high esteem in which you all hold him.

BWAAAHAHHAHHAHHAAAAA!

Oh, I'm sorry, you're killing me here!

:D

[blooming lotus]

hold up k, .......... dont we all have a thing for gene:rolleyes: , oh and uhhhh, howdy serps

[Kristoffer]

yeah, I guess your right B

[GeneChing]

...it's all about the groupies. ;)

[norther practitioner]

Which ones, the ones going into convulsions because of an OD at a show or the ones that expect to read your work for free here....lol:D

[GeneChing]

Hey now, I write for the martial arts. I'll take what groupies I can get. Come on now. ;)

[grlyncher99]

Here we were having a nice discussion about bad movies from Gene's forgotten past and now it turns into some kind of Gene love-in. Wait a second. I guess that's all right. It could be the we love Gene Forum. That's what this place needs. And a place to download snaps of our favorite he-man. Did I mention dreamy?

[Serpent]

Originally posted by blooming lotus
hold up k, .......... dont we all have a thing for gene:rolleyes: , oh and uhhhh, howdy serps

Howdy.

Do you have a thing for me.... or something?

(That last line SO needs to be delivered in a ******** voice - Hey baby! ;) )

EDIT: Can you believe that ******** was censored!

[Kristoffer]

lol


butt head is a very offensive word. Why? Coz God says so.

[GeneChing]

That's right, you read it here. grlyncher99 said I was dreamy. And he should know, he's known me from our fencing days in high school. That's almost a quarter century ago. Well grlyncher99, this ain't that little makeshift fencing strip in Salle Decesare, this is the big time forum, baby. Taste my forum fu!

Yep, welcome to the Gene love-in. Special rates for Tai Chi hippies. ;)

[CaptinPickAxe]

I recently had a revelation...

I'm going to be the founder of Kung Fu/Porno flicks.
It will feature the best quailities of both Genres:
1.Chessy Dialog
2.Hardcore Action
3."Hardcore Action"
4. Hordes of Asian Women

Yes, someday I will be a god to the Kung Fu community:D

[grlyncher99]

I stand by it. I don't deny it. Bring on your forum fu. There's a chance you might buy it.
This rap brought to you courtesy of binge drinking.
But Lotus Blossom has the link to the film and we have yet to get a review of dreamy golden locks Gene.

[blooming lotus]

Grylncher 99

You want a review? ........................I guess you'll just have to post it to the board because I can't even open the link.:confused: :rolleyes:

but really gene, I'm sure you're fab;)

[Kristoffer]

I recently had a revelation...

I'm going to be the founder of Kung Fu/Porno flicks.
It will feature the best quailities of both Genres:
1.Chessy Dialog
2.Hardcore Action
3."Hardcore Action"
4. Hordes of Asian Women


This is the funniest thing I've read here in a long time

[GeneChing]

CPA: You go. Here's a good piece of trivia - you know Ric Meyers, movie reviewer for IKF? He did a soft core martial arts flick. If I dig around I can find the title for you. I saw it years ago. So it's been done.

GL99: Binge drinking? The GL99 I knew only drank tab. No wonder why your rap sounds like Angel is a Centerfold by J. Geils Band. Those soft fuzzy sweaters, to magical to touch... Some people never escaped the '80's. :rolleyes:

BL: I'm going to elect you as president of my fan club, assuming you send me what you've promised. ;)

KTF: Glad you're entertained. Really. For even more entertainment, click here! (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/19341.html)

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
I recently had a revelation...

I'm going to be the founder of Kung Fu/Porno flicks.
It will feature the best quailities of both Genres:
1.Chessy Dialog
2.Hardcore Action
3."Hardcore Action"
4. Hordes of Asian Women

Yes, someday I will be a god to the Kung Fu community:D

Been done....:p

not that I was looking for it or anything.

[CaptinPickAxe]

NP: riiiiiight.....;) :D

I have to begin marketing my movie: Penetrating Hammer Fisting...Debbi

"Debbi did Dallas, Now see how she handles the Penetrating Hammer fist.....of love"
-Dan Schpegal of "The Denver Chronic...al"

[GeneChing]

...nice to know it ends in porn. Thanks everyone. :p

[Kristoffer]

LMFAO

[CaptinPickAxe]

Sorry, Gene.

My A.D.D. kicked in and I don't know what happened.:D

[GeneChing]

... just call me when it's time for my money shot. :eek:

[Radhnoti]

MAN! It's hard to dislike you Gene!




...I mean...I still do, but it's hard.

;)

[grlyncher99]

It's all about practice, dedication, devotion and an intense desire to dislike. After that it's easy. oops wrong thread.
He's dreamy, I tell you.
Now why is it everyone on this forum needs a book as their signature? Isn't it enough to have the little blurb on the left with an avatar? Shouldn't brevity be part of the forum fu?

[CaptinPickAxe]

... just call me when it's time for my money shot.

LOL,

You can do dubbing for my next flick, Golden C*ck Calls Out the Time



Okay...thats a little bit too far...:D

[Kristoffer]

Croutching Gene hides his Dragon

[GeneChing]

Send in the fluffer. :eek:

[chen zhen]

Gene Ching shows his "thing":D

(only for the rhymes sake)

[grlyncher99]

Maybe I'm watching too much Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? You sure know a lot about porn, Gene. Did you use to man the p-spot?

[GeneChing]

Quite parallel really, only there's a hell of a lot more money in porn. I just figure it all out by analogy. Really. ;)

[chen zhen]

^^**** that joke was bad

if u da porn-man, then why wont u allow us to put it up?

hhmmmmmmm???:cool:

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm a veteran pornstar. I had a series of movies that were released in the early 70s. But I'm embarassed, because I rock a mullet with mutton chops. Not to mention the sideburns on my....:eek: :D

[GeneChing]

We can't put it up porn for two reasons. First, it's a family show. Do you really want to be showing porn to some of the youngsters who come to our site just to learn more about Kung Fu? Second, my bosses won't allow it. Mostly because of the first reason.

[shaolin kungfu]

*bump*

I mean, OH YEAH BABY.

anyways, are we ever going to see these mysterious films from Gene's youth?




P.s. yeah, i know it was more than a month ago, but i still want to see.

[Young Gotti]

Originally posted by GeneChing
We can't put it up porn for two reasons. First, it's a family show. Do you really want to be showing porn to some of the youngsters who come to our site just to learn more about Kung Fu? Second, my bosses won't allow it. Mostly because of the first reason.

hell, I do it. is that why u made me a mod, to have porn on your site witout you being responsible?
:p

PS: its me chen zhen.

[GeneChing]

...:confused:

[Young Gotti]

naw, dont say that. im just foolin around, theres no porn on the site.

i can be an official representative if you want me to. in reality im a serious person.

[shaolin kungfu]

You made him mod becuase that's what the forum members wanted. It's working out really well so far.:)

Edit: and he saved it from almost certain death.

[Young Gotti]

thx shaolin..

Gene, have you read my pm? i need your help! u know i never ask for much..

:(

[GeneChing]

And I claim no responsibility for the ORA girls. I'll claim the 'got qi?' girls, but not the ORA girls. If only we could get the ORA girls to be 'got qi?' girls...

[Young Gotti]

true;)