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Musicalkatachmp

10-20-2003, 09:05 AM

OK I know everyone is wondering what happened so I'm going to tell you...for those who were expecting a bloodbath a la Street Fighter I am sorry to dissapoint you...
This dispute was settled in the traditional way...with tea, and chi. As such, we have decided to stick with the tradition of keeping things confidential. So please do not ask who won because there was no winner and no loser. Me and Sun Tzu settled our differences like gentlemen.
I am sorry to say that no tape exists of the challenge. REPEAT NOT TAPE EXISTS OF THE MATCH.
Only a select group of individuals were chosen to witness this special challenge match and they took an oath of silence so don't bother asking them either.

norther practitioner

10-20-2003, 09:11 AM

LMFAO...
Your too funny...

Shaolin-Do

10-20-2003, 09:16 AM

Me and NP fought. I won with KO by way of chi blast in the 3rd round. He wont admit it though. Sore loser.
:eek:

:D

Judge Pen

10-20-2003, 09:18 AM

You know SD as soon as I put this candle out accross my room, I'm going to send my chi blast your way. I think I can get it to Texas. . ." :p

norther practitioner

10-20-2003, 09:25 AM

For the last time... I wasn't knocked out... I was in deep meditation, I couldn't be bothered by your second rate techs....;)

So who won?

lol
:p

MasterKiller

10-20-2003, 09:26 AM

MusicalKataChmp won by glow-stick KO in the 2nd.

Suntzu

10-20-2003, 09:26 AM

Me and Sun Tzu settled our differences like gentlemen. first of all..... i would like to call BULLSH!T on this one.... he ran up on my while i was doing bagwork after the class was over..... i guess his definition of gentleman includes a picture of Emin Bo- whatever the fuk his name is.......
I am sorry to say that no tape exists of the challenge. REPEAT NOT TAPE EXISTS OF THE MATCH. again..... BULLSH!T....... he came in with a Buddy Lee and a video camera.......... thankfully his friend didn't jump in on it.... he was a big dude....... go ahead show them the video.... i have nothing to hide..... do you?.....
Only a select group of individuals were chosen to witness this special challenge match and they took an oath of silence so don't bother asking them either. it was just U and I.... your big friend the the sapnish dude that works there..... OATH..... whatevr.....

norther practitioner

10-20-2003, 09:31 AM

Whoa...
You cool sun...
Jumping someone is not cool, neither is being jumped... Especially for a "chalange match."

ShifuBinks

10-20-2003, 09:47 AM

As we all expected, Musical kata tool has come up with his own version of what happened...fortunately we were prepared for this and decided that Jowbacca would be the one to hold onto the tape...I don't want to ruin it for anyone but here is a little something to whet your appetite...

1.) They did not settle this like gentlemen...Muscial Kata wuss did blind side Sun Tzu while Sun Tzu was FINISHING up a workout...

2.) Musical Kata Daniel was wearing a replica of the headband from the "Karate Kid" and those big oversized footpads as you would expect from a light contact fighter...

3.) Jowbacca has the tape now and when he gives it to me I will work on getting it online...we should have it online soon...

4.) Musical Kata schmuck went into a stack of weights...HARD\

5.) Musical Kata putz tried fighting on a hardwood floor with socks on under his footpads...he looked like he was fighting on ice...

Tak

10-20-2003, 10:03 AM

All this would be a lot more impressive and convincing without the silly, childish name-calling.

Ralphie

10-20-2003, 10:04 AM

I...challenge....everyone here...to an....elipses...fight.

Shaolin-Do

10-20-2003, 10:14 AM

Deep meditation my azz. I hypnotised you so the chi blast would work better.

"You know SD as soon as I put this candle out accross my room, I'm going to send my chi blast your way. I think I can get it to Texas. . ." "

Ill stick you in a space suit that I ****ed in with no escape. Be weary my friend, be weary.
;)
I still havent decided if we are getting trolled yet. Id like to see the video.
:eek:

MasterKiller

10-20-2003, 10:24 AM

I still havent decided if we are getting trolled yet. Id like to see the video.

It's a scam.

Musicalkatachmp

10-20-2003, 10:27 AM

i have nothing to hide..... do you?.....

Dude if I had something to hid I wouldn't have started this thread...don't play that "He jumped me BS" you saw me coming and the tape will show that. I thought there was no tape b/c YOUR boy was too stupid to take the lense off but I guess they did it right for once so lets see the freakin' tape then everyone will know what a joke you are...

Binks,
for someone who showed up after the fact you sure seem to know a lot...you were so anxious to see me get my butt kicked I am sorry to dissapoint you Binks....

norther practitioner

10-20-2003, 10:27 AM

I'd agree SD, you are a putz.. oh no wait... yeah, this does have some scents as a troll, however there are several people mixed into this one.. so I doubt it.

The socks thing is f#$ing funny.

Shaolin-Do

10-20-2003, 10:31 AM

"The socks thing is f#$ing funny."
Yeah it is.
:D

"yeah, this does have some scents as a troll, however there are several people mixed into this one.. so I doubt it."
My thought exactly. Thats why I said something tho.

SanShou Guru

10-20-2003, 10:39 AM

LOL, I gotta track this one. Sun Tzu you know I'm going to give you sh!t about this at the next event. :D

Water Dragon

10-20-2003, 10:46 AM

So you guiys are saying that some guy in a Karate Kid headband came tearing out of nowhere and jumped SunTzu? Oh that's friggin' classic.

Shaolin-Do

10-20-2003, 10:49 AM

Did he tell you that you dishonored his family name and must kill you? Or at least enter with a furiously loud "HIYYIYYAYAAAAA!"
or "WAAATAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Complete with the "game face" and shaking tension afterwards?

norther practitioner

10-20-2003, 10:57 AM

So you guiys are saying that some guy in a Karate Kid headband came tearing out of nowhere and jumped SunTzu? Oh that's friggin' classic.

Isn't it though...

My boss actually came into my office when I read Bink's post, as he said I couldn't be laughing at something that hard when working...lol... then he read the series of posts when I told him the whole story...
He was laughing his ass off.. he was all... people actually do that.. my response was a sarcastic.. I didn't think so.

Brad

10-20-2003, 11:14 AM

My guess is this is all a prank, at least until I see a video, lol. Karate kid headband, socks, and foamy point sparring pads... it's just too much :D

fa_jing

10-20-2003, 11:15 AM

There was a 15-year student of Karate I met at a couple tourneys that wore the headband too. My classmate and I refer to him as "the Karate Kid." He's going to make an appearance in my clips when they go up, unfortunately you won't see his headband as it is under his headgear. Unless my man with the clips decides to put up the one of me point-sparring with him....

Jowbacca

10-20-2003, 11:15 AM

I have the video tape.

It is deeply disturbing and I think I will have to meditate on it for some time.

In the meantime, I'll just try to get the tape into ShifuBinks' eager paws so that you can all see for yourself.

Both parties have expressed interest in having it publicly broadcast.

Until it's up, I'll say nothing on the matter, respecting both combatants' wishes to let you judge for yourself.

Shaolin-Do

10-20-2003, 11:16 AM

My boss usually says something like "is that what I pay you for? Hmph."
or
"That kung fu sh!t again eh?"
Good thing you didnt get in trouble.
One thing Ive learned here - Challenge matches are funny.

SifuAbel

10-20-2003, 11:41 AM

My bet is on that this is a prank. It's just too stupid.

I'm calling BULL**** on this whole thing.

Shaolin-Do

10-20-2003, 11:45 AM

If you are wrong I own your children.
:eek:

SifuAbel

10-20-2003, 11:50 AM

LOL! Lucky me, I don't have any.

If you are wrong I'm going to have big black gay porn stars visit you for a "special" session.

ShaolinTiger00

10-20-2003, 11:51 AM

Brother Bukake? Yeah He's popular.

-Grady

SifuAbel

10-20-2003, 11:53 AM

If this turns out ot be a prank, SD is going to be a little white oreo shishkabob.

LOL!!! (http://home.earthlink.net/~sifuabel/laugh.wav)

norther practitioner

10-20-2003, 12:06 PM

link no work

SifuAbel

10-20-2003, 12:08 PM

Works for me, what browser? Are you configured to hear .wav files?

norther practitioner

10-20-2003, 12:11 PM

The requested resource
/0700/laugh.wav
is no longer available on this server and there is no forwarding address. Please remove all references to this resource.

when the vid gets posted (http://www.dailywav.com/0702/scienceinaction.wav)

http://www.dailywav.com/an.html

(the first one.. science in action...)

I don't think they'll let you copy the link as there...

SifuAbel

10-20-2003, 12:16 PM

Link fixed

LOL! (http://home.earthlink.net/~sifuabel/laugh.wav)

Shaolin-Do

10-20-2003, 12:24 PM

"If you are wrong I'm going to have big black gay porn stars visit you for a "special" session."
The use of the word "shiskabob" after this sent chills down my spine.
Good thing I said I wasnt sure.
:eek:

No speakers on this computer.
:mad:

Jowbacca

10-20-2003, 12:34 PM

Nah, it really happened and the video exists; sitting in the door compartment in my car.

It'd be up already, but sony is real picky about which software supports its cameras.

Hopin Shifu Binks can get it up by tomorrow.

musicalkatachamp may be a little "touched in the head" but he showed up.

Just watch the whole thing before you make any snap judgements.

ShifuBinks

10-20-2003, 12:46 PM

Jowbacca,
what time are you going to be at Gold's tonite? I will get it from you then and have it online ASAP...guess I should wait till I see it before giving MusicalKataChamp such a hard time...