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CaptinPickAxe
11-04-2003, 03:07 PM
Has Martial Arts helped you out in a form other than fighting or health?
example:
I was longboarding with an ear infection and my balance was fuct. I was going about twenty and nearing a four way stop and began to carve to slow down. I went over a sewer cap and my back wheels became airborn. I took two steps and felt myself falling forward, and went into a roll from shoulder to shoulder. I was thrust back on to my feet and ran and hoped on my longboard. I just so happens that we practice that roll in SC so I belive my training helped divert a serious injury.
joedoe
11-04-2003, 03:22 PM
Yes. I don't need to take stairs or lifts any more because my amazing chi powers allow me to jump straight up to whatever level I need to be at :D
SevenStar
11-04-2003, 03:30 PM
I use my chi to type for me. There's no chance that I will get carpal tunnel now!
CaptinPickAxe
11-04-2003, 03:41 PM
I use my chi to create a doppleganger to go to the grocery store for me. Then I beat him because of my insecurities.
you guys are forgetting the most important reason to train martial arts...
CHICKS
looks around for girlfriend who is practicing her new found love of knife throwing
old jong
11-04-2003, 04:37 PM
Believe me...Being able to play some beautiful classical guitar is a lot better for chicks than Martial arts!...BTW, I use chi to play that guitar.:cool:
if you want any old chick but not if you want you a martial chick.
Ikken Hisatsu
11-04-2003, 08:59 PM
recently my entire family got a real bad flu except me. must've been the pure chi that courses through my veins ;)
Meat Shake
11-04-2003, 11:03 PM
Last time I showed this chick my chi at the mall I wound up getting arrested.
:mad:
:eek:
joedoe
11-04-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Meat Shake
Last time I showed this chick my chi at the mall I wound up getting arrested.
:mad:
:eek:
That is because your chi was too small :)
norther practitioner
11-05-2003, 11:36 AM
I'm just sayin', the more dexterity that you have, the more injuries you can avoid....
Oh, MS.. don't worry about it, you'll start maturing soon...
Meat Shake
11-05-2003, 12:14 PM
"That is because your chi was too small"
Nah, I found out it was cause my zipper was down, I forgot my draws that day, and my overly endowdness was trolling out the front of my pantaloons.
:eek:
CaptinPickAxe
11-05-2003, 12:31 PM
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:confused:
joedoe
11-05-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Meat Shake
"That is because your chi was too small"
Nah, I found out it was cause my zipper was down, I forgot my draws that day, and my overly endowdness was trolling out the front of my pantaloons.
:eek:
Then you are lucky a bird didn't mistake it for a worm and try to take it for its dinner :D
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