Hi KKM

[rogue]

What the hell does that mean?:confused:

[Water Dragon]

*puts on wizard hat and robe*

[Merryprankster]

Lightning bolt!

[CrippledAvenger]

KKM by triangle at :30!

[rogue]

Now cut that out. C'mon guys what's it mean?:confused:

[Meat Shake]

Fizzlemakoozits!?

[T'ai Ji Monkey]

Originally posted by rogue
C'mon guys what's it mean?:confused:

What does it matter what it means!
Maybe it is:

Kaptain Klutz Mania or similar.

Maybe it means something different for different people.

No matter what meaning and label you assign it won't change what KKM is or it's nature.
:D

[Water Dragon]

only 94 more posts to go...

[Goldenmane]

I'd tell you, but I don't think I'm allowed to.

Ah, what the hell.. I'm not on the inner circle thing on this, so I'll just say what I have gathered: it has something to do with a renowned troll from a certain other board who apparently took a lot of different identities.

That's really all I know, and now I am waiting to get stomped for telling you even that pitiful amount.

[Felipe Bido]

Kool, Kool Ma

[Water Dragon]

it puts the lotion in the basket

[ShaolinTiger00]

WTF? Pics?

[CrippledAvenger]

Petey, my heart!

[nofx]

hilarity ensues

[ShaolinTiger00]

*pours salt on your kegel*

-David Blaine

[Water Dragon]

*jacks furiously*

[ShaolinTiger00]

*looks over @ WD*

MIIJ ?

[Merryprankster]

*Looks at ST00 and WD and feels inadequate*

KKM is the greatest expression of love a man can give to a woman.

[ShaolinTiger00]

or a game pitbull can give to a giant squid.

[Ford Prefect]

He was a ****tard in the early days of submissionfighting.com. I would tell you his name (abreviated KKM), but I'd dishonor the OG by posting anything from there on this ghey forum.

[ShaolinTiger00]

He was a ****tard in the early days of submissionfighting.com.

but that has little to do with why KKM is legendary.


*if any of you guys let the cat out before 100 posts, I swear ti christ, I'll choke you out Littleguy style! *

[Water Dragon]

where exactly does tard strength come from anyway?

[Merryprankster]

Tard Strength is the ancient Chinese secret sought by many modern day practicioners.

It's a lot like internal strength, but considerably more powerful.

I hear they practice white helmet training while focusing on their short bus meridian.

[CaptinPickAxe]

where exactly does tard strength come from anyway?

forks and power outlets

[rogue]

ShaolinTiger00, so you're not KKM?

[shaolin kungfu]

KKM is what you find at the bottom of the bag after all the pot is gone.

p.s. I like your name, NOFX.

[nofx]

Thanks, I like it too.

[Jowbacca]

Wait 100 posts in the thread?
I thought it was post count of the bridge dweller...
Man, the more I read this thread, the more I realize I don't know.
The only thing I'm sure of....
is that...
CroCop is a very dangerous man

[scotty1]

Punk in Drublic is one of my most favourite albums ever.

OG references? NOFX albums?

OK OK -

cool people over here, romo fuktards over there.-------------->

*runs over here*

[ShaolinTiger00]

Wait 100 posts in the thread?
I thought it was post count of the bridge dweller...

2 seperate things.

anyone under 100 posts is KKM.

Anyone who want to know What KKM means must wait until his thread get 100 replies before someone tells him the truth.

These are the rules. I didn't make 'em..

btw rouge, If a rich old white guy were to pay you $10,000,000 would you have sex with ......

[Suntzu]

most importantly (http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200311Crystal/Crystal-01.jpg)

[ShaolinTiger00]

SunTzu has slipped the correct a roofie and has proceeded to take it home and bang her while the webcam films it..

[Jowbacca]

I just want to figure out how to get a bob s award.

Awww man, another one of MusicalKataChamp's heroes is down. Just saw this on the UG:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/21/obit.brandis.ap/index.html
Guess that rules out the possibility of SideKicks Part 2.

[Jowbacca]

man i kill more threads than a bacon sammich....



TTT
Tisticular Thread Tickler
just coz i'm curious

[shaolin kungfu]

once, I sent a baccon sammich to the starving kids in ethiopia, but sally struthers found it and ate it.:(

[ShaolinTiger00]

the BobS award is nothing compared to ammasing large amounts of Toki points.

[SevenStar]

okay, here's the real question...


cheese or bacon?

[Water Dragon]

*scratches head*

-waits for obligatory attention ***** to show up-

[shaolin kungfu]

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Water Dragon]

this thread has caught the Royal Dragon

[SevenStar]

:D

[shaolin kungfu]

hmmm, somethings not right here. (http://www.rathergood.com/hippo/)

[Chang Style Novice]

I'll say there's something wrong! That raccoon is playing guitar left handed and his hand doesn't move for chord changes.

[shaolin kungfu]

that must be it

['MegaPoint]

"KKM"? Isn't that the way the polish chapter of the KKK spells their name?

[Felipe Bido]

Ni Hao Ma, KKM!

[Jowbacca]

now would that be grilled cheese, grilled cheese with mayo, or cold cheese with mustard?

[Meat Shake]

Isnt KKM the thing in the grass that bites my feet when I go outside without shoes?

[FatherDog]

Rickson by arm bar.

[Jowbacca]

This thread is degrading into kickboxing....





Who do you think would win?
Bruce Lee or JWT's weiner dog?

[Jowbacca]

crap....
double post....


zhoo zitsu zhoo zitsu zhoo zitsu

if I say that 3 times in a dark bathroom, isn't jiujitsujedi supposed to come or something?

[shaolin kungfu]

I just realised














































Ninjas really are sweet.

[Chang Style Novice]

M.O.D.O.K. would totally own KKM.

[SifuAbel]

100 posts?



Ok, 53

[SifuAbel]

54

[SifuAbel]

55

[SifuAbel]

56

[SifuAbel]

57

[SifuAbel]

58

[SifuAbel]

59

[SifuAbel]

60


just 40 to go.

[Suntzu]

here (http://www.lavene.net/images/gal_lrg_8.jpg) :D

and

here (http://www.lavene.net/images/gal_lrg_poster.jpg) :eek: :D

[CrippledAvenger]

I'm not trolling or anything, but Bruce Li totally said in the tao of Jewt Ko Dune, that Judo came from BJJ. IS THIS TRUE!!!!1!!11

[CrippledAvenger]

PS. Tito is totally ducking my mother, cause he's scared of her grab, twist and pound.

[shaolin kungfu]

I AM NOT A RUSSIAN PORN FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Volcano Admim]

i am a porn friend :)

[LiteBlu]

Luke Beston is correct.

[SifuAbel]

67

[Chang Style Novice]

M.O.D.O.K. would also beat down Sifu Abel.

And David Ross.

Simultaneously.

MOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

[shaolin kungfu]

Royce would choke you out.

[Meat Shake]

Mardok the sun god would choke out anyone.
:mad:

[MasterKiller]

71

[Meat Shake]

*mysterious music*

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by Meat Shake
Mardok the sun god would choke out anyone.
:mad:

I think you're thinking of "Marduk", who isn't a sun god, actually.

[Chang Style Novice]

No one can choke out M.O.D.O.K.! He has no neck to choke. Plus, he's a Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing, not a M.O.D.K.A.B.C. - a mental organism designed for killing and being choked.

Also, besides being a sumerian deity and heavy metal band, Marduk is a cheesy villain with the worst fake beard ever filmed in the ridiculous kick-flick "Kill and Kill Again."

[jjj]

>zhoo zitsu zhoo zitsu zhoo zitsu

>if I say that 3 times in a dark bathroom, isn't jiujitsujedi supposed to come or something?

Some one has summoned me?

[Felipe Bido]

Cthulhu would choke Royce out (Sorry Royce, this is too much for you)

[Meat Shake]

Originally posted by FatherDog


I think you're thinking of "Marduk", who isn't a sun god, actually.

Is in sealab. :p

:D

[shaolin kungfu]

MONKEY PUDDLES ON YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SifuAbel]

79

[SifuAbel]

80

[SifuAbel]

81

Jusat 19 more and we get an explanation!!!!!

[rubthebuddha]

marduk was on the ghostbusters cartoon show once. he and tiamat were choking each other out.

[Jowbacca]

jjj
same one from 4 years ago?
woah!

[Chang Style Novice]

M.O.D.O.K. demands to meet this "KKM"!

Obey him or feel his wrath.

[Water Dragon]

hmmm, 13 number posts to get closer to 100?

13 * 3 = 39

So now we have to hit 139 posts before anyone divulges what kkm means.

everybody say, "thank you Sifu Abel"

[Chang Style Novice]

You obviously have me confused with M.O.D.O.G., the Mental Organism Designed Only for Gratitude. For this you must die.

[rubthebuddha]

WD -- he's just being enthusiastic.

i have to admit, when i first saw chang style's post about MODOK, i thought he typed mental orgasm. that just begs the question -- which brain hemisphere has to sleep in the wet spot? :confused:

[SifuAbel]

88

No deal, its 100.

[Water Dragon]

Wow! 142 posts. Way to go kkm!

[SifuAbel]

What are you, the friggin post police?

ST set the bar , not you.

Geez, what a weez.

[ShaolinTiger00]

http://www.walksf.org/images/rememberthekittens.jpg

[dwid]

By now you must realize that the whole kkm thing has been so built-up that when it is revealed, it will ultimately be a huge disappointment. And that's assuming it was something cool to begin with.

[ShaolinTiger00]

watch your mouth, call KKM legend lame!

[CrippledAvenger]

if do kkm right, no can defend!

[Jowbacca]

Was at the gym the other day and I saw a bjj guy...
he was doing a 2 man set with his blue grappling dummy in the aerobics room...
I said "hey" and he was like "hey".
I said "bjj huh?" and he said "yah you do something?"
and I was like "yah, kung fu"
and he's like "I guess you can't fight me because you don't have your silk pjs on"
and I'm like "shut u mouf"
and then I proceeded to beat him over the head with the blue love doll
This proves kung fu is superior.

[shaolin kungfu]

One time, a girl tried to put her finger in my bum while giving me a head. It freaked me out, so i smacked her in the face.

[Jowbacca]

of course i was so excited at my victory i kicked my mom in the head


i guess it's time to flip out, kill a bunch of pirates, and bang a ton of chix....

....or maybe I should just burninate the villagers

[SevenStar]

98

[SevenStar]

99

[SevenStar]

100

[SevenStar]

now, what in sam hill is kkm?

[Starchaser107]

yeah whats a kkm?

[Jowbacca]

Somethin tells me we're gonna have to hit 200 because of that numbered posts clause....



*Whales on guitar in sorrow*

[dwid]

Well, we can always pad the post count in other ways.

For example...

This KKM thread blows.

[Judge Pen]

The more we ask what the sam hades it means, the more they are going to tease us.

[dwid]

Also, we can spend posts on randomly guessing what kkm could stand for,

such as...

kill
kungfu
magazine

[Starchaser107]

stupid boys club elitists :mad:

smash (breaking window)

[MasterKiller]

It's just a guys initials.....Like MK, JP, etc....


Sheesh.

[ShaolinTiger00]

*removed*

[Suntzu]

:D

tf! p?

[Chang Style Novice]

M.O.D.O.K. says "Hi KKM! You know that 'Mare' is the name of a girly-horse, right? Ya big girly-horse!"

[ShaolinTiger00]

pic as requested for Sun Tzu:

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/52905/40.jpg

[Water Dragon]

OK, the secret has been revealed. Now, Rogue needs to go back and delete this thread and all'n yous can play with us next time.

[Starchaser107]

okido.

[norther practitioner]

Um, OK (scratches head) I'll try to catch on next time I guess...

[Meat Shake]

I ****ed in a bunch of jars and sent them to all of you.
*******s.























:D

[Jowbacca]

Maybe if we get 200 we can find out the secret identity of Rolls/Ralek; because StreetFighter 2 rules and BJJ is superior.
I mean, if I knew I could become a Tai Chi master by beating up some dude teaching it at a college, then I woulda done it sooner.

[rogue]

Hi Neil ;)

[shaolin kungfu]

hi jesus, no.... no i won't.
















































































Thats disgusting jesus.

[rogue]

So it's back to the drawing board for KFMs version of KKM?:confused:

[Jowbacca]

rogue
a reference to the camarooon? (i think the word still gets deleted). I think he hangs out on ffab's cyberpoon board.. :p
Don't speak of him too loud, able may run in swingin. LOL

[rogue]

Who? I meant Neal Pert of Rush. He used to post here under secret names.:eek:

[Jowbacca]

LOL
thought you meant that guy that Able had the (justifiable) crusade against.... not Knifefighter, but the other guy.... no, not Ross, the OTHER guy....
:p

[Kaitain(UK)]

girl tried to lick my pooper....

[joedoe]

Originally posted by Kaitain(UK)
girl tried to lick my pooper....

So did you give her a mouthful? :D

[Meat Shake]

:confused:
Spoonfull of slow.

[Starchaser107]

...._____________________________________:confused :

[rogue]

girl tried to lick my pooper.... That means either that your face and tush look so much alike that she couldn't tell the difference ( when you're naked do people think your siamese twins? ), or your face is so ugly that your pooper was better than kissing your face. :D

[Kaitain(UK)]

I think i was cos I'd been eating pineapple all week....

[Meat Shake]

"I think i was cos I'd been eating pineapple all week...."

rofl....
One of the best responses Ive seen in a while.
I dont think Id dig on a chick trying to tounge dance on the o ring.