XMA Suxors!

[Vash]

Tonight at 9pm Eastern/8Central, that XMA documentary is gonna be on Discovery Channel.

" . . . Xtreme Martial Arts is a fusion of martial arts, gymnastics, dance, and performance." - From Century's Fall/Winter '03 catalog.

Karate is gonna get such a scuk-@$$ name from this, I can tell.

Oh, wait . . . too late ;)

[Kristoffer]

lol

Sounds suckier than the suckiest suck

[Vash]

In fact, one could say it sucks on the suck which the suckiest suck refuses to suck.

[Kristoffer]

yes, so sucky infact that the suckiest sucky suck that sucks on GDA balls sucks

[chen zhen]

if this doesnt evolve into something, im tempted to shut this thread down...:p

[Vash]

This type of display is sympomatic of the current of devolution of martial arts into performance arts.

[Kristoffer]

If so, you suck

[Kristoffer]

..aaaalmost as hard as chingys mother

[Kristoffer]

and that's pretty sucky sucky

[Kristoffer]

suck on that you sucking suck-ball piece of suck

[Kristoffer]

"How would you like to SUCK MY BALLS?"
- Cartman

that movie so sucking not sucks

[Vash]

It is the antithesis of sucking suck.

[Kristoffer]

if u suck and don't sucking agree with my suck then I would have to say SUCK you, SUCK your sucky shaolin temple and SUCK your dog. Suck my cream

[Kristoffer]

suck the sucking suxors

[Kristoffer]

or suck u too, suck-hole

[Kristoffer]

this thread sux

[Kristoffer]

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[Kristoffer]

ok I'm done :D

[Former castleva]

This sucks.

[Kristoffer]

http://www.tshirtsthatsuck.com/

[Vash]

Dear Jesus, I'm drawing a hot bath full of epsom salt and rubbing alcohol just to wash the suck outta my eyes.

That was the sh!ttiest, most inane, and down-right sh!tiest display of suckitude I've ever wasted my life on. And I saw House II, the Second Story (which, by the way, had better martial arts action than this load of sh!t).

Goodness, someone must have sucked the suckiest suck from the suck-pool to edit this . . . atrocity, this crime against nature. And the commentary, oh my noodles, the commentary . . . not exactly Shakespeare. Or Chingei. Heck, Ralek put together more entertaining nouns, verbs and prepositions than this.

At least the skeleton animations kicked @$$.

Dear God, the Suck. I can see it when I close my eyes!

[shaolin kungfu]

What a complete and total suckfest. It was like wacthing.... hell, i dont know, something sucky. Jesus christ, why did they have to make it so sucktacular? I was almost looking forward to the discovery channel having something on martial arts, but then this peice of suck came on and sucked the suck right off the suck.

The producers should be sentenced to a life time of watching their own sucky ass reruns. :mad:

[chen zhen]

i think yall should wipe the suck off your chin and move on. the bottom has been reached in suckiness, so be glad that unsuckiness isnt that rare.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I think we should e-mail those *******s both of the threads here and on the main forum. Just so they can see how much of a suckfest that was...****!

[Kristoffer]

on the other side I've seen a lot of good MA on tv today. First the fullcontact Karate world champion. for 1 hour then some old K1 legend fights for 1 h. Beats the suckiest sucky sucky documentarys

[Vash]

K@r@te 0wN3s @ll!

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm thinking of going to the XMA school here in town...
I was considering the following:
1. A friendly challenge match (but decided against it seeing how its so incredably one sided)
2. Sitting in on a class and showing them some real Kung Fu.
3. Just sitting in class laughing.

All are very offensive, and I've decided to let them be. But the more I look @ the website and watch that ****ty mockumentery the more I want to beat up some scrubs. I vow to no longer bash on Shaolin-Do. I have no right to bash thier style when ****bird styles like this exsist...I'd much rather be an SDer than an XMAer...****s

[Kristoffer]

but dude.. aren't u scared of their 1080 spinning fly kick will hurt you!? :eek:




















































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