I'd like to introduce myself

[Pork Chop]

Hi, I'm new here...
Nice to meet everyone...
Just one question: "Where're all the hot asian chix @?"

[Water Dragon]

hi kkm!

[Pork Chop]

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what's a kkm? ;)

[shaolin kungfu]

Royce would choke you out.

[Pork Chop]

ouch the neil one's rough...
unless you mean Neil Pert from Rush, cuz I hear in Canada that's almost considered a compliment
don't make me burninate you...

had to change my nick because i am unsure as to my future status within the afformentioned school in my other profile...

in otherwords, I see myself possibly becomin just another kung fu casualty/fulltime san shou weenie in the not too distant future... :p

[shaolin kungfu]

so who are you really?

[Chang Style Novice]

A Banger from B-more, huh?

Stringer Bell?

Cheese?

Proposition Joe?

Omar?

ZIGGY??!!?

[Pork Chop]

CSN
If you go waaay back; probably to an even earlier incarnation, you might remember me telling you that I knew your shifu and that I was there when they mopped the blood up following a particular party.

[Chang Style Novice]

w00t!

Glad you're doing okay - I figured you were in Afghanistan or something.

[shaolin kungfu]

who is it?!?!!

[Pork Chop]

well i ain't JWT, if that's what yer thinkin
tho i wish i coulda borrowed his wiener dog.

too bad the job market in A Town crashed around the time I graduated or i'd be bangin around there...

[Pork Chop]

shaolin kung fu
I told you who i am, check yer pms.... and take some midol...

[Chang Style Novice]

A good ol' timer. I'll honor his decision to stay anon. for now.

I gotta haul ass to the bus stop. Seriously, it's great to have you back on the board, man.

[Pork Chop]

I only left for like 2 days... lol

[shaolin kungfu]

I told you who i am, check yer pms.... and take some midol...

done and done.:D

[Pork Chop]

ooohhhh time for bed, gotta wake up early and make suntzu suffer....

and if THAT don't out me, then nothin will. :D

[Chang Style Novice]

Okay, so I was waaaaaay off. Not the first time, won't be the last.

[David Jamieson]

:rolleyes:

the levels of self importance are only exceeded by the absurdity of the content.

[Pork Chop]

I'm just trying to up my post count. :D

[Kristoffer]

your doin a terrible job

[Pork Chop]

True.... I better work on that.

Still.... better to be a poor KFO diarrhea poster than kung lek's implication that i'm a self-centered, egotistical san shou guy...
Because BMore Banga is not about self promotion.
He is not about putting the "i" in "team".
BMore Banga's deep, deep skillset is not about being selfish and self important.
He works real, real hard to share.... share his God-given talent with you: Joe Public- my ever-growing fan base.
BMore Banga just regrets that he has only 1 life to give in giving you a hero to look up to....

:D

[Suntzu]

:D .......

tai chi hippies MUST die..... ths bastid this mornig cut my music off!!!!! .... no asking.... just OFF.... and than proceeded to do the crappiest tai chi known to man.... it was like watching slooooow krotty..... i'm going to get sarah to beat him up.......

[Pork Chop]

Man I completely missed that!!!! ARGH!!!
I know enuff push hands to kinda hang...
and I've read enough of the Internal Arts forum to talk him in circles...

Better yet, we coulda just brought Shooter down to the gym (from canada); have him talk about Yin and Yang, then shoot a double leg, & go for the ground n pound.

How come I miss all the good stuff?

Still not as bad as MKC missing the XMA documentary...
If he had seen it, we might've had to get all new Corner supplies afterward... (vaseline, towel, gauze, no swell...)

[Musicalkatachmp]

Dont worry I will see it soon...but right now my focus is on working the hulk hands into a film...and who was this tai chi dude? I dont remember seeing any tai chi dudes at the gym? I wonder if maybe he learned tai chi from somewhere nearby...hmmm

[Meat Shake]

"Hi, I'm new here..."

Heh....
I bet there are more alias's registered here than people now....

[Pork Chop]

Meatshake
Yah I think that was true even 3 or 4 years ago when someone teased us with the idea of exposing the "normal" identities of all the trolls on the forum.

[Suntzu]

I wonder if maybe he learned tai chi from somewhere nearby...hmmm i don't think so.... i was wearing the gold and black.... i'm sure he would have went ape-sh!t if that was the case..... plus like i said... he had bad tai chi....

[MasterKiller]

Meatshake
Yah I think that was true even 3 or 4 years ago when someone teased us with the idea of exposing the "normal" identities of all the trolls on the forum. Of the 5,690 registered users, there are only 23 actual people. Coincidenally, of those 23, 19 are virgins, and 2 have peg legs.

[apoweyn]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
Of the 5,690 registered users, there are only 23 actual people. Coincidenally, of those 23, 19 are virgins, and 2 have peg legs.

They don't call me "Stumpy McVirginal" for nothing.

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*sob*

[Meat Shake]

You forgot my glass eye.

[Pork Chop]

Was gonna post my high school's fight song for a line about gold and black.
Ended up on the alumni forum and found out a couple girls i had a crush on are dead.
Heckuva mood swing, lemme tell yah.

[Musicalkatachmp]

Coincidenally, of those 23, 19 are virgins

Really? Now I don't feel like such a tool.


i don't think so.... i was wearing the gold and black.... i'm sure he would have went ape-sh!t if that was the case..... plus like i said... he had bad tai chi....

I'm curious to meet this cat...I bet tai chi instructor John knows him, he knows like everybody who does tai chi...was this dude wearing the silk PJs or a karate gi or anything? I only ask b.c he sounds like a massive tool...

[Suntzu]

was this dude wearing the silk PJs or a karate gi or anything? no silks.... just, like, sweat pants and a t-shirt........ couldn't point him out if i saw him again....
Heckuva mood swing, lemme tell yah. that happen to me in college..... i thought homegirl just didn't come back.... not end up in a ditch on the side of the road...... crazy....

[Meat Shake]

Sorry to hear that.
Since sop****re year in highschool, there have been about 2 people per year that die, that I know, or was friends with. :(

[Pork Chop]

Gonna go hit up the year book after work to make sure I know who I'm talkin about. But I'm thinking one of 'em was in my Japanese class and the other I used to drive around after school everyday (hopin she'd eventually go out with me lol).

[Musicalkatachmp]

sorry guys I truly am about your friends and peers that are no longer with us... that sux big time...

but on another note:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOL HAHAH it blocks out the h o m and o in sop****re hahahahahha hahahhahahah I think thats hilarious there must be some sort of glitch in the motherboard or something

[norther practitioner]

I think thats hilarious there must be some sort of glitch in the motherboard or something

Your motherboard :eek:



























:rolleyes:

[Kristoffer]

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