shaolin kungfu
12-18-2003, 12:59 PM
From " more signs of too much mma"
"1-Your MMA tapes are your prized collection.
2-You scream at the TV and could sware that sometimes, they do listen.
3-"hey, I want to try something" These words out of your mouth have cleared out parties.
4-You not only shadow box, but you shadow roll.
5-You give medical advise and never have you even been enrolled at Medical School. You really feel that you have a decent grasp on human anatomy because you know how to break it.
6-You have multiple screen names for trolling......and you belong to more than 1 forum.
7-You have met KKM.
8-You are KKM.
9-Every single time time you walk into a bar, you plot out a plan on how to beat down every single person in the bar, just in case you end up having a problem with them later.
10-You know more about the pasts of your favorite fighters than they can remember.
11-You can take a 1 second exchange between fighters and give a 10 minute speech on what was really happening.
12-You think you could take Tyson if you took him down.
13-You giggle to yourself every time you see blood.....and laugh really hard if it isn't yours and you created the injury.
14-You think you could keep Rickson from taking you down and either KO him or win a JD because he "couldn't take you down".
15-You have been tempted to murder some drunk at at least 1 MMA event........how in the hell has that ******* lived this long btw?!?!?!?!?!
16-You now know the power of Dad strength and Tard strength.
17-You think steroids are OK because "everybody does it".
18-One single new move can bother you all day and lead you to do some of #4.
19-You have gone back to watch Takada v Coleman to see if you thought it was legit. Same with Yoshida VS Tamura.
20-Your dream girls are ladies that could kick your ass......like Erin and such.
"1-Your MMA tapes are your prized collection.
2-You scream at the TV and could sware that sometimes, they do listen.
3-"hey, I want to try something" These words out of your mouth have cleared out parties.
4-You not only shadow box, but you shadow roll.
5-You give medical advise and never have you even been enrolled at Medical School. You really feel that you have a decent grasp on human anatomy because you know how to break it.
6-You have multiple screen names for trolling......and you belong to more than 1 forum.
7-You have met KKM.
8-You are KKM.
9-Every single time time you walk into a bar, you plot out a plan on how to beat down every single person in the bar, just in case you end up having a problem with them later.
10-You know more about the pasts of your favorite fighters than they can remember.
11-You can take a 1 second exchange between fighters and give a 10 minute speech on what was really happening.
12-You think you could take Tyson if you took him down.
13-You giggle to yourself every time you see blood.....and laugh really hard if it isn't yours and you created the injury.
14-You think you could keep Rickson from taking you down and either KO him or win a JD because he "couldn't take you down".
15-You have been tempted to murder some drunk at at least 1 MMA event........how in the hell has that ******* lived this long btw?!?!?!?!?!
16-You now know the power of Dad strength and Tard strength.
17-You think steroids are OK because "everybody does it".
18-One single new move can bother you all day and lead you to do some of #4.
19-You have gone back to watch Takada v Coleman to see if you thought it was legit. Same with Yoshida VS Tamura.
20-Your dream girls are ladies that could kick your ass......like Erin and such.