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jbmmaster
12-22-2003, 09:15 AM
I was just wondering if anyones reflex's are fast enough to dodge a car coming fast like this video clip i jacked off another website.

http://www.fliphere.com/Road%20Pizza.mpg

P.S. is this real or fake to you?

Kristoffer
12-22-2003, 09:25 AM
seen it b4.. dunno if it's real.

Losttrak
12-22-2003, 09:28 AM
Its not.... you can see where they have cut the film. Plus just judging from how "staged" the camera movement is... not a chance. Plus if you watch how the body falls you can kinda see that its a dummy. Bodies flop around a whole lot more when someone is completely limp.

old jong
12-22-2003, 09:29 AM
Probably an other of these montages but, since the car was going for the legs ,he should have sprawlled;)
The guy never seen a UFC before?...:rolleyes:

SifuAbel
12-22-2003, 09:45 AM
LOL!

Kristoffer
12-22-2003, 11:25 AM
good one

truewrestler
12-22-2003, 12:10 PM
would kung fu have saved this guy? no, but looking right might have

(its not real)

Merryprankster
12-22-2003, 01:28 PM
If only he'd tried to throw a knee as the car was coming for his legs or maybe a headlight poke.

That would have stopped it for certain!

KungFuGuy!
12-22-2003, 01:31 PM
It's definately not real.
I know a guy who has been studying Wushu for the better part of his 25 years. He was hit by a pick-up truck going about 20-25 km/h. He flew through the air backwards and landed on his feet about 10 feet back, brushed himself off, and kept walking. He had some bruises, but nothing more.

CaptinPickAxe
12-22-2003, 01:45 PM
No you are all wrong. It is real.....because its me in that video! I would of looked both ways, but I was high on crack. And my l33t kung fu reflexes would of saved me, but I was high on crack! and I stole that pizza, I'm not delivering it. I'm not a chump! I'm a Cracky.



fake...Meet Joe Black's car death scene was much better.

chen zhen
12-22-2003, 01:55 PM
you can see the camera following the man. why would someone be filming that guy walking around with a pizza, and then suddenly he gets hitten by a car right in front of where the camera guy is.

bullsh!t. but funny though:D
i always laugh when ppl or animals get hit by cars in movies.

MasterKiller
12-22-2003, 02:01 PM
Pizza delivery takes at least 2 years to develop a usable skill set. This guy would have been better off with 3 months of high school wrestling.

rubthebuddha
12-22-2003, 02:59 PM
problem -- he had been doing partner drill patty cake exercises with fiestas, metros and yugos. he wasn't anywhere near ready for the strength and skill of a full-size sedan.

boy was sadly outclassed in this matchup.

CaptinPickAxe
12-22-2003, 03:04 PM
He should of trained with someone more qualified, like a F150 or even a Suburban. Then that sudan would been flying like the pizza guy...

SevenStar
12-22-2003, 05:33 PM
Had he been properly rooted, he would not have moved at all.

Shaolinlueb
12-22-2003, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar
Had he been properly rooted, he would not have moved at all.

agh correct.

or he could have summoned all his chi and watch the car tear in half around him.