A sticky for consistency

[David Jamieson]

This sticky will remain here until Gene posts his next blockbuster sticky of blocksticky proportions.

Also, some members were confused about which forum tehy were in because of the lack of sticky.

So here is your new years eve sticky all. Enjoy your sticky, drive sticky safe and be sticky for the coming new year.

and now for for a stick joke:

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick

Happy happy

[rubthebuddha]

boooo! hisssssss! :mad:

i say we hijack kl's thread and turn it into a martial arts joke thread until gene gets us our normal sticky. no overly sick jokes. just fun, silly jokes.

i'll start:

how many martial artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

three -- one to screw it in, and two to argue about whether GE or Sylvania is the real lineage.

[David Jamieson]

hijack away, but be forewarned, the lineage of your porn will be deleted promptly.

no porn lineage, no hate lineage.

and now...back to your regularly scheduled sticky program.

p.s, rub the buddha is not as awesome as strongbad.

[Chang Style Novice]

Didja hear the joke about the Jonestown massacre?

I'd tell ya now, but the punchline is too long.:eek:

[rubthebuddha]

careful, big guy, or i'll send strongbad to burninate your province. :mad:

at least we agree -- no pornin, no hatin. just good old-fashioned jokin and joshin.

p.s. -- kung lek is less awesome than strong sad.

[Volcano Admim]

hey
http://www.habbohotel.com

Xebsball goes there sumtimes

[David Jamieson]

..punchline too long...oh, I get it it, the punch -line was too long. hahahaha, nothing like a jim jones joke to start the ny celebrations right.

several provinces were burninated this year :(

actually Canada was in a fairly -sticky- wicket all year.

p.s rub the buddha is even less awesome than homestar. but he does a good jerb.

[Chang Style Novice]

Hey, what's NOT funny about mass suicides?

[rubthebuddha]

****it. i didn't get CSN's joke until someone said mass suicide. i kept thinking about jamestown and trying to make the connection between punchline and virginia colony. :(

[GeneChing]

You feeling OK? The moderator pressure's not getting to you, is it? :p

[MasterKiller]

Duuuwheeeted!

[rubthebuddha]

i thought it was "baleted." at least that's what my recycle bin says when i empty it.

p.s. -- kung lek couldn't get a six pack even with the ab-abber, (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html) even though he, too, does a good jeorb.

[GeneChing]

Did you all see my messed up hyperlink coding? That one took me a few tries before I got it right. Man, it was a long night last night and tonight will be longer. I'm the one not feeling OK.

[MasterKiller]

RTB,
Pay attention to the screen when HR is typing. There are several variations of Baleted:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail50.html

As you can see, my Strong Bad knowledge far exceeds yours. Surrender your avatar to me.

[rubthebuddha]

MK -- i'm well aware of the variations. i just think baleted sounds best in that dumb-as-a-stump homestar way.

and there will be no surrendering of the avatar -- until i return to legoman. you know, the legoman that was giving CSN seizures?

[norther practitioner]

LOL..

strongbad


anywho.

MA pickuplines....


Hey baby, I'm a staff master, why don't you bow down so I can show you my great form.

[old jong]

A pirate enters a tavern...The waiter looks ate him..." Hey!...What ahappened to your leg?....
The pirate..." A cannonball took it away! They hade to fit me with a wodden leg"
The waiter..."What happened to your hand?...You have a hook!
The pirate..." It was cutted by a sword in battle"
The waiter...What's about that patch on your eye?...
The pirate..." Oh!...Some bird chitted in my eye!...
The waiter..." Hey!...A bird can chit in somebody's eye and it will not make him lose it!...
The pirate..." I was not used to my hook yet!...;)

[MasterKiller]

A mushroom goes into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your kind."

The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

(say it out loud)

[Kristoffer]

aight..

well there is this man who's son is about to have his 10'th birthday. The man think that his son is big enough to decide for himself what present he want's. So the man asks. "Hey what do you want for your birthday son?" And the boy thinks for a looong time and then suddenly he says, "yeah I know, I want ten ping pong balls, YELLOW ping pong balls!". The man (who btw is a bit cheap) thinks it's a weird thing to wish for a birthday but decides to give him the ping pong balls. A year passes by and it's almost time for the kids 11'th birthday. The man asks him just like the last year. "Hey son, what do you want?" and the boy answers him "I'd like to have twenty pingpong balls!". The man is confused... "But son that's what you wanted last year, what are you going to do with more ping pong balls?" But the son remains silent so the man just mumbles and buys him his ping pong balls. Years pass, and every year the boy asks to get more and more ping pong balls. And so comes the kids 15'th birthday. This is a big step growing up so the father says "I gotta buy him soemthing cool. No wait I'll give him 1000 bucks to spend on whatever he wants". So he gives his son the money. The next day the father asks him what he bought. And the kid goes "I've bought 10-000 ping pong balls.. YELLOW ping pong balls! Thank's dad you're the greatest!". The father doesn't understand and frankly his son's strange cravings for yellow ping pong balls makes him worried. However he can't talk about it with his son because he wants to find out without asking. So the years goes and goes and goes. Every year, more yellow ping pong balls. And so, here comes the sons 18'th birthday. The man think's to himself, "ok, enough! This time I will buy my son a car. Tha't outta make him happy!" So the man buys a nice sports car for his son. And the son looks a little strange at the car but thank's his dad. The father sees that his son is a bit dissapointed by the gift so he thinks " ahhh what the heck I'll give him 1000 000 ping pong balls, YELLOW!" The kid shines up again and the father feels releifed that his son is happy. But he can't give up the feeling that something is wrong. Why does his son want so many yellow ping pong balls? WHY!? He can't take it. That's it fo shizzle I'm gonna find out today why my son wants these yellow ping pong balls and what he does with them. Where does he stash them etc? Anyway so the father decides to follow his son that night. He sits in his car and waits a few hours. Then he sees his son drive away in his new sports car, and it's filled with yellow ping pong balls! AHA! Finally I'm gonna find out what my son is doing with the yellow ping pong balls! The father nervously follows his sons car on a distance. Slowly, he drives about 30 m behind him with his lights out. Suddenly, a big truck comes outta nowhere and hits his sons sports car! There's a huuuuuge explosion and there's yellow ping pong balls everywhere! The father looks at his son's burned corps in a sea of yellow ping pong balls...


the end

[norther practitioner]

why don't you post that again :rolleyes:

[Kristoffer]

Coz people would die of laughter if they had to read it twice

[David Jamieson]

ah, the shaggy dog story new years tradition.

how sticky is that!

k, by the powers vested in me, i unstick this thread to drop forever into the 2003 archives of kfm.

p.s the dragon will ride into the niiiiiiiiiiiiight. Rub the buddha is no where near as awesome as the cheat. meedly meedly meedly danna na na dah dah!

[rubthebuddha]

unstick this, boyo! :mad:

golf joke:

why is it a good idea to sport a five iron when golfing in a lightning storm?


because not even God can hit a five iron. ;)


kl -- your kung fu so bad, bubs was selling it at his concession stand for fitty cents.

p.s. -- i figured out kung lek's real name: brianrietta. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail8.html)

[David Jamieson]

how rub really behaves...

click here (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail46.html) to see how rub the buddha really feels about everyone.

well, except for the poopsmith. :D

rub learned all his kungfu from richard simmons skipping videos.