Rush / reality fighting

[Chang Style Novice]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&ncid=529&e=3&u=/ap/20040102/ap_en_mu/people_guitarist_arrested

Not only would I rather listen to the White Stripes than Rush, I'm gonna have to say Jack White would own Alex Lifeson.

[Kristoffer]

Slipknot would gauge them

[rogue]

Ricky Rocket would choke them both out.

[Meat Shake]

Michael jackson would love them tenderly.

[rubthebuddha]

no, he'd just cuddle with their children.

*shudder*

honestly, i hope whatever happens to jackson, it happens soon. i'm sick of seing his ugly, mal-nourished, pasty-ass face on cnn.com every time i check the news. the dude is just plain hideous.

that, and twenty bucks says whatever prison he winds up in will have a battle royale amongst the prisoners, the winner of which gets to claim jackson as his girlfriend.

[WinterPalm]

Marilyn Manson would tea bag all above mentioned.

Rubthebuddha, you don't actually watch cnn for news, do you?

[David Jamieson]

HMmm. usually we canadians are much nicer.

but i guess liefson thought that the situation was as lame as say...ooooh, i don't know, how about the 50th off topic thread to be found in the kungfu forum about some lame enquirer like event?

yeah, pretty lame I would say.

way to go alex on throwing the cop down the stairs. Good thing you hav some eastern european last name and aren't readily recognized as just a guy from Aurora Ontario LOL.

[Chang Style Novice]

Meat Puppets/Reality fighting (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/01/02/showbuzz/index.html)

[IronFist]

Originally posted by rogue
Ricky Rocket would choke them both out.

Ricki Rocket from Poison? Hell yeah!

[Kristoffer]

isn't he like 300 years old? You know, like the Rolling Stones members?