more unabashed gloating

[Oso]

my girl scored ringside seats and vip passes to.............



















































yep, you guessed it......The Original Toughman Contest.
An Art Dore production.

I know, you're thinking like "WOW".

Me too.

The kicker that sealed the deal for me was free beer and pizza!!!
Nothing can be so bad that free beer and pizza won't make up for.

Actually, I'm thinking I can get close enough to Dore to maybe snap his neck.

[scotty1]

My girlfriend's got free tickets for 'Holiday On Ice' :D

I'd rather have yours!

(Tickets I mean:rolleyes: )

[Oso]

just take some granular icemelt product with you to the show.

[rubthebuddha]

just take some granular icemelt product with you to the show. or a eel, just to test to see if ice conducts as well as water.

[CaptinPickAxe]

or take a blow gun with sleeping-juice laced darts...watch how hard they hit the ice.

[Oso]

ok, hmmm, not sure where to start...

in no particular order:

FREE BEER !

--Ring girls were skanks.

FREE BEER !

--out of a dozen or more fights I saw 4 boxers. 2 that were ok, imo, given my limited experience in boxing.

FREE BEER !

--"Rockem Sockem Rednecks" to quote a student of mine that went with us.

FREE BEER !

--saw a "Rat-Tail Mullet" among the many various styles of mullets.

FREE BEER !

--The guy next to me let me know it was his first night out in 4 years due to his incarceration.

FREE BEER !

--now that I've seen the Ring Girls, I definitely know that there is no need to visit Asheville's only titty bar. (not that I especially needed to anyways)

FREE BEER !

--the best fight was probably the one the cops broke up in front of the concession stand.

FREE BEER !

--Art Dore was not present.

FREE BEER !

--one of my students took 2nd place in the push-up contest during intermission.




tomorrow we go back for the finals and more free beer.

At least for one night I was impotent enough to go into the VIP room and shiat. Usually that's $30.:eek:

I did pick the best fighter though...he was the one who walked out smiling.

[Oso]

oh, and a local TKD school did some demo's and stuff before the bouts started........

[Vash]

Originally posted by Oso
At least for one night I was impotent enough to go into the VIP room and shiat. Usually that's $30.:eek:

. . . There are no words . . . :eek:

[Oso]

yes



there



are...




"FREE BEER"

[Vash]

and even if I did, I would hope I wouldn't trade erectile disfunction for free alcoholic beverages.

:eek:

[Oso]

whut?:confused:


I don't know about the rest of you but I'll trade 'erectile dysfunction' for 'free beer' anytime.


or the F7 key ;)


"goodnight Gracie"

[wentwest]

Vash,

please don't take tyhis the wrong way, but when I read your posts, I usually laugh really hard (becuase you are a funny guy, I'm not laughing "at" you), or I am completely confused as to what you mean.

An example of the laugh type post would be:

*looks around cautiously and says, Royce would choke him out."

But in this case, do you mean to imply that you think drinking alcohol causes erectile dysfunction??

Just curious bro...

[Chang Style Novice]

Read Oso's posts carefully - he had enough free beer to type "impotent" instead of "important."

[Oso]

CSN, that was intentional.:)

[Oso]

wentwest, it seemed he was implying that visiting a VIP room in a strip club meant you had erectile dysfunction...but I could have misinterpreted it.

[Indestructible]

beer and tobacco will make you a SEX MACHINE!!!

[wentwest]

Oh, I see... I don't know how I missed the "impotent" part...

Thanks for the explanation!

[Vash]

Just to clarify . . .

I meant that I'd rather not have alcohol and remain potent as opposed to having alcohol and being impotent, as was implied through Oso's clever misspelling.

But, I don't drink, so that's not a decision I have to make :eek:

:p

[Chang Style Novice]

Or more accurately, that's a decision you've already made (perhaps based on mistaken assumptions - lots of drunks are well known "serial monogamists.")

[Former castleva]

Or more accurately, that's a decision you've already made (perhaps based on mistaken assumptions - lots of drunks are well known "serial monogamists.")

Is not that an oxymoron? :cool:

[Chang Style Novice]

No, it's a euphemism.

[Former castleva]

Understood.

[Oso]

Vash...aah, I see. :p

you get the award for most the most sublime reference.


euphimistically oxymoronic or oxymoronically euphimistic?


phblpblpblpb...just got back from the second night of the 'event'.

the last two fights at the heavy- and mid-weight divisions were pretty good.

good ref'ing and good sportsmanship from every fighter present.